Being the young master of the dead demon world has a tendency to be masochistic
Chapter 8 The Immortal Monarch's Shame
In front of Xiao Yunyi, the two of them quarreled with each other until their faces turned red and they chattered endlessly.
Xiao Yunyi squinted his eyes to look at the rich and powerful wronged soul, and found that it was the one who said that he would spend money to invite him to "turn the mill".As a result, his brows were furrowed even tighter, and he felt unwell all over, with a desire to slap someone.
He said angrily: "Shut up, where do you think this is? Let me tell you, as long as I am willing, you will be lonely ghosts forever! No matter a hundred years, a thousand years or ten thousand years, you just live like this. In the end, I will be wiped out in ashes, so as not to be an eyesore to you!"
After Xiao Yunyi finished roaring, the audience immediately fell silent.
Good people let others do it!I am not a pet that is always available.That group of idiots really thought of themselves as their servants, but they all forgot that Xiao Yunyi had the right to ignore this matter, after all, the person who was taken away was not himself after all, it was really unreasonable.
His sentence "disappeared in ashes" is like a landslide, and the end of the world is even more terrifying. Now they are really afraid.
Although everyone is silent, they have different thoughts.The fisherman thought to himself, don't provoke this person, because this person really has a few tricks when he gets angry.The national teacher thought, since this person is the young master of the demon world, he must be useful in the future.The rich man thought to himself, how dare you threaten me?After he regains his body for himself, he will find someone to deal with him.
Mu Yan on the side held his breath, and when he saw that he had finished venting, he yelled angrily: "It's you! Come here and tell me."
Mu Yan pointed to the ghost who claimed to be "National Teacher".
"I only remember that on the night when I left the palace, I passed a brothel in a carriage. After a storm, I just..."
He could guess without mentioning Xiao Yunyi, what he wanted to say must be "just hang up".After living for thousands of years, Xiao Yunyi realized that there is no limit to being shameless.A national teacher can even say such a dirty way of death without changing his face. It seems that he underestimates the mortals today.
Xiao Yunyi showed a meaningful smile, which instantly made Mu Yan's hair stand on end.Today's young master is angry at one moment and smiling at another, so unpredictable, it's really chilling.
Mu Yan was as cautious as possible when he spoke, even if he said a wrong word, the young master would start to get angry again: "Okay, next one."
"Big... big young master. I... I am a seller of candy... gourds. I am... am..." a The stuttering ghost spoke intermittently.
Xiao Yunyi only felt that there was a breath stuck in the middle of his throat, he couldn't go up or down, it was extremely uncomfortable.
He couldn't hold back anymore, so he could only stop him: "Stop! Stop talking!"
Let him go on like this, I'm afraid he won't be able to finish talking for ten days and ten nights.He focused on urging his consciousness to explore his thoughts.
Time went back to three days ago, the innocent soul was selling candied haws outside the shop, and the business was very good that day.The man happily closed the stall early and walked towards a path that he must pass every day.On the way, the man was attracted by the magpies on the tree, and he became interested in bird watching for a while, but he didn't pay attention to the road ahead. Finally, he hit a high wall at a corner, fell to the ground, and returned to the west.
Xiao Yunyi cursed secretly: "It's getting more and more outrageous! The way of death is more unsightly than the last."
Standing aside, Mu Yan really wanted to immediately find a thick wall and hit the wall to kill himself. Listening to them was simply embarrassing his heart.But Xiao Yunyi, who was sitting on the throne, was still indifferent, and he was too embarrassed to lose his temper, so he had to adjust his mood again.
"Who's next turn?"
In this way, Xiao Yunyi and Mu Yan were busy in the hall for three days and three nights.Xiao Yunyi seemed to regard those ridiculously bizarre ways of death as sideshows.He still sometimes couldn't help laughing, which he enjoyed more and more.
After tossing for three days and three nights, Mu Yan asked him about the general situation.But Xiao Yunyi only commented on two words, that is "interesting." He also told Mu Yan that if there is a similar grievance in the future, he must be called to come, and he is extremely happy.
The distracted Mu Yan finally lost his temper.He stretched out his hands to mess with his untidy long hair, and the more he did it, the more he looked like a lunatic.He ran around the hall several times, and finally he was too tired to run, so he sat down on the ground and said to the smiling Xiao Yunyi: "Young master, please forgive me! If we can't solve it, those souls will definitely Come here again to pester me. Do you really not know how to solve it?"
"I just can't think of it for the time being. This problem will be resolved sooner or later. Don't worry about my work. What you need most now is rest. You go back to the bedroom first! Let me think about this matter." He patted Mu Yan on the shoulder .
It was clearly Xiao Yunyi who was clamoring for sleep, why is it his turn to ask Mu Yan to rest first?
"I'm leaving first, so you can rest well! I'll let you know if I find anything."
Xiao Yunyi stood up from the throne, and walked out of the hall easily and comfortably, with a lazy and calm face, showing no sign of fatigue.
Xiao Yunyi always felt that it would be boring to go to the mortal world alone, so he called Bai Liuchen to go together.
He held a piece of paper longer than his height and looked at it carefully.He read the first line of words on the paper, which was the process and details of the fisherman's capture.The dense words made him dizzy for a while, and after he barely finished reading, he got tired of the paper and put it in his long sleeves.
He looked at the fishing village in front of him and said, "According to the explanation, this is the right place."
Seeing that Bai Liuchen didn't respond, Xiao Yunyi glanced at him, and found that he was still straightening his clothes, so he couldn't help snickering.
Just now, Xiao Yunyi went to Xiaochen Hall where Bai Liuchen lived.Almost every time he went there, Xiao Yunyi broke into the palace silently without notifying him in advance, and those who didn't know thought that a thief had come to steal.But this time when he went there, he didn't see Bai Liuchen coming out to "catch the thief". After asking, he found out that he was taking a bath, and then Xiao Yunyi began to have evil thoughts.
Xiao Yunyi frankly wanted to enter the bathroom, but was stopped by the maids guarding the door.The maidservants said respectfully: "Master Xiao, our fairy is taking a bath and changing clothes, please come to the main hall and wait for a while."
Xiao Yunyi raised his eyebrows and said: "I have always had a very good friendship with your Xianjun, he won't mind."
"Young Master Xiao, it is absolutely impossible. The Immortal Monarch never allows outsiders to serve and bathe, let alone..."
Before the voice finished, Xiao Yunyi walked to the door and stretched out his hand to open it.The maidservants were very anxious, but they had no choice but to watch Xiao Yunyi enter the bathroom, and then sighed repeatedly.
The layout of the bathroom is very elegant, which is very consistent with Bai Liuchen's temperament.There is a wooden screen in front, blocking a hidden corner.The screen is not so tight that it can block the scenery behind, but it is in a state of looming. I saw a man with a perfect body sitting in the water tank, and his smooth long hair fell to the ground along with the man's strong shoulders.
I have to say that Bai Yu's figure is really good.If the other female fairies in the fairy world saw him, they must be eager to jump on him.
Xiao Yunyi saw neatly folded clothes on a small table beside the screen, knowing that they were Bai Liuchen's clothes, he quietly took them away.He pinched his hands, recited a few incantations silently, and then said in his heart: "You all come out for me!"
He saw three coquettish and graceful female ghosts appearing in front of him.He made a gesture of silence, signaling them not to speak, and they nodded obediently.
Xiao Yunyi pointed at the man behind the screen and winked.The female ghosts first smiled enchantingly, then swayed their waists, and slowly walked behind the screen.
After a while, only Bai Liuchen's deep and choppy voice came from behind the screen.
"Who sent you here?"
The female ghost bent her waist, and when Bai Liuchen was not paying attention, she gently stroked his chest back and forth, and Bai Liuchen turned sideways hastily.
"There's no reason for that, don't even touch me." Bai Liuchen cursed.
The female ghost said: "Xianjun, let's play! Look at your handsome appearance, we sisters like it very much."
Seeing such a rare sight outside the screen, Xiao Yunyi couldn't help laughing.
Afterwards, Bai Liuchen hurriedly stood up from the water tank, and the water remaining on his body slowly dripped down as he stood upright, making a slight dripping sound.
Seeing Bai Liuchen running away in a hurry, the female ghost leaned closer to her body again, and said coquettishly: "Xianjun, don't cultivate immortality, how hard it must be to hold back like this, our sisters will definitely let you taste something happier than cultivating immortality!" taste."
After that, there was another sound of things being overturned and the sound of chaotic footsteps combined, which was both funny and funny.Xiao Yunyi who was outside the screen couldn't help laughing so much that he was lying on the ground.
"Come on! I've said enough, do you hear me?"
The maidservants who had been guarding outside the door heard their own fairy's call but dared not come in. They were all anxious but at a loss.In fact, it was Bai Liuchen's own order. He didn't need others to wait on him when he took a bath, and no one was allowed to step into the bathroom.He never thought that the order he gave would kill him one day.
At this time, Bai Liuchen was chased out from the screen by the female ghost, and when he saw Xiao Yunyi who couldn't help laughing, his face darkened, and he shouted angrily: "Xiao Yunyi! Stop it!"
Xiao Yunyi saw Bai Liuchen whose face was flushed with anger, and said with a smile: "Bai Yu, this is my favorite for many years, do you like it?"
Bai Liuchen turned around, picked up the sword that was on the table, and swung it in the direction of the three female ghosts, they all hid behind Xiao Yunyi.Bai Liuchen held the long sword and pointed it at his face, Xiao Yunyi had no intention of avoiding it.The female ghost leaned pitifully on Xiao Yunyi's shoulder, and said: "Young master, you see how ungrateful he is! Our sisters are beautiful, but he dares to dislike them."
Xiao Yunyi smiled and stretched out his hand to hold the edge of the sword, and pushed the sword away a little. His palm was cut by the edge of the sword, blood gradually seeped out from the flesh, and a few drops of bright red blood stained the plate on the ground.However, Xiao Yunyi didn't seem to feel the pain, so he turned his head and said to the female ghosts: "Hey, it's okay, brother loves you. The three beautiful sisters leave first!"
Hearing this, the female ghosts nodded obediently and disappeared into the Hall of Eliminating Chen.
The author has something to say:
The article is updated on the eighth day, the days go by so fast!
(Readers are welcome to bookmark and comment!)
It seems that I still have a lot of room for improvement, and I hope everyone can give me their opinions.
Xiao Yunyi squinted his eyes to look at the rich and powerful wronged soul, and found that it was the one who said that he would spend money to invite him to "turn the mill".As a result, his brows were furrowed even tighter, and he felt unwell all over, with a desire to slap someone.
He said angrily: "Shut up, where do you think this is? Let me tell you, as long as I am willing, you will be lonely ghosts forever! No matter a hundred years, a thousand years or ten thousand years, you just live like this. In the end, I will be wiped out in ashes, so as not to be an eyesore to you!"
After Xiao Yunyi finished roaring, the audience immediately fell silent.
Good people let others do it!I am not a pet that is always available.That group of idiots really thought of themselves as their servants, but they all forgot that Xiao Yunyi had the right to ignore this matter, after all, the person who was taken away was not himself after all, it was really unreasonable.
His sentence "disappeared in ashes" is like a landslide, and the end of the world is even more terrifying. Now they are really afraid.
Although everyone is silent, they have different thoughts.The fisherman thought to himself, don't provoke this person, because this person really has a few tricks when he gets angry.The national teacher thought, since this person is the young master of the demon world, he must be useful in the future.The rich man thought to himself, how dare you threaten me?After he regains his body for himself, he will find someone to deal with him.
Mu Yan on the side held his breath, and when he saw that he had finished venting, he yelled angrily: "It's you! Come here and tell me."
Mu Yan pointed to the ghost who claimed to be "National Teacher".
"I only remember that on the night when I left the palace, I passed a brothel in a carriage. After a storm, I just..."
He could guess without mentioning Xiao Yunyi, what he wanted to say must be "just hang up".After living for thousands of years, Xiao Yunyi realized that there is no limit to being shameless.A national teacher can even say such a dirty way of death without changing his face. It seems that he underestimates the mortals today.
Xiao Yunyi showed a meaningful smile, which instantly made Mu Yan's hair stand on end.Today's young master is angry at one moment and smiling at another, so unpredictable, it's really chilling.
Mu Yan was as cautious as possible when he spoke, even if he said a wrong word, the young master would start to get angry again: "Okay, next one."
"Big... big young master. I... I am a seller of candy... gourds. I am... am..." a The stuttering ghost spoke intermittently.
Xiao Yunyi only felt that there was a breath stuck in the middle of his throat, he couldn't go up or down, it was extremely uncomfortable.
He couldn't hold back anymore, so he could only stop him: "Stop! Stop talking!"
Let him go on like this, I'm afraid he won't be able to finish talking for ten days and ten nights.He focused on urging his consciousness to explore his thoughts.
Time went back to three days ago, the innocent soul was selling candied haws outside the shop, and the business was very good that day.The man happily closed the stall early and walked towards a path that he must pass every day.On the way, the man was attracted by the magpies on the tree, and he became interested in bird watching for a while, but he didn't pay attention to the road ahead. Finally, he hit a high wall at a corner, fell to the ground, and returned to the west.
Xiao Yunyi cursed secretly: "It's getting more and more outrageous! The way of death is more unsightly than the last."
Standing aside, Mu Yan really wanted to immediately find a thick wall and hit the wall to kill himself. Listening to them was simply embarrassing his heart.But Xiao Yunyi, who was sitting on the throne, was still indifferent, and he was too embarrassed to lose his temper, so he had to adjust his mood again.
"Who's next turn?"
In this way, Xiao Yunyi and Mu Yan were busy in the hall for three days and three nights.Xiao Yunyi seemed to regard those ridiculously bizarre ways of death as sideshows.He still sometimes couldn't help laughing, which he enjoyed more and more.
After tossing for three days and three nights, Mu Yan asked him about the general situation.But Xiao Yunyi only commented on two words, that is "interesting." He also told Mu Yan that if there is a similar grievance in the future, he must be called to come, and he is extremely happy.
The distracted Mu Yan finally lost his temper.He stretched out his hands to mess with his untidy long hair, and the more he did it, the more he looked like a lunatic.He ran around the hall several times, and finally he was too tired to run, so he sat down on the ground and said to the smiling Xiao Yunyi: "Young master, please forgive me! If we can't solve it, those souls will definitely Come here again to pester me. Do you really not know how to solve it?"
"I just can't think of it for the time being. This problem will be resolved sooner or later. Don't worry about my work. What you need most now is rest. You go back to the bedroom first! Let me think about this matter." He patted Mu Yan on the shoulder .
It was clearly Xiao Yunyi who was clamoring for sleep, why is it his turn to ask Mu Yan to rest first?
"I'm leaving first, so you can rest well! I'll let you know if I find anything."
Xiao Yunyi stood up from the throne, and walked out of the hall easily and comfortably, with a lazy and calm face, showing no sign of fatigue.
Xiao Yunyi always felt that it would be boring to go to the mortal world alone, so he called Bai Liuchen to go together.
He held a piece of paper longer than his height and looked at it carefully.He read the first line of words on the paper, which was the process and details of the fisherman's capture.The dense words made him dizzy for a while, and after he barely finished reading, he got tired of the paper and put it in his long sleeves.
He looked at the fishing village in front of him and said, "According to the explanation, this is the right place."
Seeing that Bai Liuchen didn't respond, Xiao Yunyi glanced at him, and found that he was still straightening his clothes, so he couldn't help snickering.
Just now, Xiao Yunyi went to Xiaochen Hall where Bai Liuchen lived.Almost every time he went there, Xiao Yunyi broke into the palace silently without notifying him in advance, and those who didn't know thought that a thief had come to steal.But this time when he went there, he didn't see Bai Liuchen coming out to "catch the thief". After asking, he found out that he was taking a bath, and then Xiao Yunyi began to have evil thoughts.
Xiao Yunyi frankly wanted to enter the bathroom, but was stopped by the maids guarding the door.The maidservants said respectfully: "Master Xiao, our fairy is taking a bath and changing clothes, please come to the main hall and wait for a while."
Xiao Yunyi raised his eyebrows and said: "I have always had a very good friendship with your Xianjun, he won't mind."
"Young Master Xiao, it is absolutely impossible. The Immortal Monarch never allows outsiders to serve and bathe, let alone..."
Before the voice finished, Xiao Yunyi walked to the door and stretched out his hand to open it.The maidservants were very anxious, but they had no choice but to watch Xiao Yunyi enter the bathroom, and then sighed repeatedly.
The layout of the bathroom is very elegant, which is very consistent with Bai Liuchen's temperament.There is a wooden screen in front, blocking a hidden corner.The screen is not so tight that it can block the scenery behind, but it is in a state of looming. I saw a man with a perfect body sitting in the water tank, and his smooth long hair fell to the ground along with the man's strong shoulders.
I have to say that Bai Yu's figure is really good.If the other female fairies in the fairy world saw him, they must be eager to jump on him.
Xiao Yunyi saw neatly folded clothes on a small table beside the screen, knowing that they were Bai Liuchen's clothes, he quietly took them away.He pinched his hands, recited a few incantations silently, and then said in his heart: "You all come out for me!"
He saw three coquettish and graceful female ghosts appearing in front of him.He made a gesture of silence, signaling them not to speak, and they nodded obediently.
Xiao Yunyi pointed at the man behind the screen and winked.The female ghosts first smiled enchantingly, then swayed their waists, and slowly walked behind the screen.
After a while, only Bai Liuchen's deep and choppy voice came from behind the screen.
"Who sent you here?"
The female ghost bent her waist, and when Bai Liuchen was not paying attention, she gently stroked his chest back and forth, and Bai Liuchen turned sideways hastily.
"There's no reason for that, don't even touch me." Bai Liuchen cursed.
The female ghost said: "Xianjun, let's play! Look at your handsome appearance, we sisters like it very much."
Seeing such a rare sight outside the screen, Xiao Yunyi couldn't help laughing.
Afterwards, Bai Liuchen hurriedly stood up from the water tank, and the water remaining on his body slowly dripped down as he stood upright, making a slight dripping sound.
Seeing Bai Liuchen running away in a hurry, the female ghost leaned closer to her body again, and said coquettishly: "Xianjun, don't cultivate immortality, how hard it must be to hold back like this, our sisters will definitely let you taste something happier than cultivating immortality!" taste."
After that, there was another sound of things being overturned and the sound of chaotic footsteps combined, which was both funny and funny.Xiao Yunyi who was outside the screen couldn't help laughing so much that he was lying on the ground.
"Come on! I've said enough, do you hear me?"
The maidservants who had been guarding outside the door heard their own fairy's call but dared not come in. They were all anxious but at a loss.In fact, it was Bai Liuchen's own order. He didn't need others to wait on him when he took a bath, and no one was allowed to step into the bathroom.He never thought that the order he gave would kill him one day.
At this time, Bai Liuchen was chased out from the screen by the female ghost, and when he saw Xiao Yunyi who couldn't help laughing, his face darkened, and he shouted angrily: "Xiao Yunyi! Stop it!"
Xiao Yunyi saw Bai Liuchen whose face was flushed with anger, and said with a smile: "Bai Yu, this is my favorite for many years, do you like it?"
Bai Liuchen turned around, picked up the sword that was on the table, and swung it in the direction of the three female ghosts, they all hid behind Xiao Yunyi.Bai Liuchen held the long sword and pointed it at his face, Xiao Yunyi had no intention of avoiding it.The female ghost leaned pitifully on Xiao Yunyi's shoulder, and said: "Young master, you see how ungrateful he is! Our sisters are beautiful, but he dares to dislike them."
Xiao Yunyi smiled and stretched out his hand to hold the edge of the sword, and pushed the sword away a little. His palm was cut by the edge of the sword, blood gradually seeped out from the flesh, and a few drops of bright red blood stained the plate on the ground.However, Xiao Yunyi didn't seem to feel the pain, so he turned his head and said to the female ghosts: "Hey, it's okay, brother loves you. The three beautiful sisters leave first!"
Hearing this, the female ghosts nodded obediently and disappeared into the Hall of Eliminating Chen.
The author has something to say:
The article is updated on the eighth day, the days go by so fast!
(Readers are welcome to bookmark and comment!)
It seems that I still have a lot of room for improvement, and I hope everyone can give me their opinions.
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