The upgrade rules of the fairyland of crossing

Although it is a pity that there are no witnesses, Yang Yi and the monkey are both for Xiong-Di.After becoming Xiong-Di of the opposite sex, the relationship between the two can be regarded as a qualitative leap.It's just that before Yang Yi could develop a relationship with his monkey Xiong-Di, he was faced with the situation of going back to the Heavenly Court to return to his life.

When they left, Xiong-Di was very sad.

In fact, it was Yang Yi who was really sad, and the monkey's performance was much calmer than that of Yang Yi.

"Monkey, I will miss you."

"..."

"You just go back and return to life." It is to return to life, not to die, dear!

"I'm not doing this for the occasion."

"..."

Then Yang Yi suddenly remembered a poem he learned in middle school, and a sentence in it seemed to be very suitable for the current scene.In order to show his attainments in literature, Yang Yi suddenly raised his head and sighed, "Ah, I'm gone in the past, Yang Liu Yiyi."

"——+ Do you have to read poetry at this time?" The second prince couldn't help but speak.

"Isn't this for the occasion?" Yang Yi turned to look at the second prince.

"Then can't you change it?"

"Because I can only speak this sentence in classical Chinese."

"..."

"Those who have seen ink stains have never seen ink stains like yours." The second prince who did not recruit was very disdainful.

Yang Yi turned his head and stared at him, "Didn't you see me saying goodbye to Xiong-Di?"

"If you don't want to, you can take him back to heaven with you." The second prince despised Yang Yi.

"Pets are not allowed in Heaven." Yang Yi yelled!

Think he hasn't thought about it?Of course he thought about it, but how did he bring such a big monkey to escape inspection from the 'guards' of Nantianmen openly?He is not David Copperfield, who has the ability to turn trains into air!

"Didn't Chang'e still have a rabbit?" The second prince poked Yang Yi's sore foot, "I think your rank is too low."

This is related to the issue of dignity, Yang Yi was angry, "I am low-level? How can I say that I am also a deacon, and there is still a half-time civil servant in the Heavenly Court! And I still live in the ninth level!"

I am happy, I am proud, I am honored!

"Oh~" The Second Crown Prince sneered, "Negative..."

"Don't bully him." The monkey who had been silent for a long time said, looking at the second prince unkindly.

The second prince turned his head, touched his nose, and snorted disdainfully.

Well, Chi Kiss feels ashamed of being endangered by a monkey!Too detrimental to his majestic dragon image!

"Good Xiong-Di..." Monkey is not only his good Xiong-Di, but also his good bodyguard!Recalling the experience along the way, Yang Yi couldn't help sighing in his heart, if it wasn't for the companionship of this monkey, he probably lost more than half his life.

So Yang Yi looked at the monkey with a bit of reluctance, and finally he patted the monkey on the shoulder and said seriously, "I will come to see you."

The monkey raised his head and asked seriously, "When?"

"Er—" This question obviously confused Yang Yi, if you really asked him to tell the specific time, he didn't seem to be sure.So in the end, he could only give an ambiguous answer: "As soon as possible."

"ASAP?"

"It's when you can drive Tengyun freely."

Hey, before crossing, he took the driver's license test for two years but failed.When I came to Tianjie, I thought that I would no longer have to endure the torture of the driver's license test, but I didn't expect that Tianjie's ability to fly clouds and fog is even more difficult to test!

"Oh?"

"Oh what do you mean?"

"I was wondering if it would be faster for me to come to Heaven."

Monkey used declarative sentences instead of interrogative sentences in this sentence, which means that Yang Yi is so bad in Monkey's heart!

Of course, monkeys are not the only ones who have such thoughts. The second prince, who has been reduced to the air background for a long time, jumped out unwillingly to steal the scene, "So, I am not the only one who thinks you are useless."

Yang Yi turned his head in displeasure, "What's wrong with labor and capital with weak mana and weak martial arts? The most important thing is the brain. Do you want to be as simple-minded as you and have strong limbs?"

The second prince was very angry, "Who do you say has a simple mind and well-developed limbs."

Yang Yi is not a hero, so he immediately said, "I mean you have a strong brain and simple limbs."

"Ok?"

"No, it's because of a well-developed mind and a well-developed four professions!" Yang Yi was in a cold sweat. Sure enough, no matter how the times and background change, force suppression is always king!

Before leaving, the monkey waved goodbye to him and said, "You are waiting for me in the heavenly court." He left without looking back.It left Yang Yi with such a gray back.

The figure walked quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it had become a small dot in Yang Yi's eyes.

The second prince snorted coldly from behind, "Could it be possible that you are still in love with him?"

Yang Yi looked back at him in horror, "I'm starting to wonder if you're the legendary straight man?"

"What?" The second prince frowned.

"I think it must be that my way of collecting information is wrong. How can there be absolutely straight men in this danmei world! Straight men obviously only exist in imagination!"

After speaking, he covered his face while roaring and ran forward.

The second prince, who couldn't bear it anymore, finally couldn't help but rushed forward and yelled at him, "When do you plan to go back?"

"right now."

"Then why don't you summon Yun Duo?"

"Are you distracted just now? I can't parry Yun Duo?"

"You..." The second prince had known for a long time that counting on Yang Yi was more technical than a sow climbing a tree, so in the end he attracted Yun Duo even though he was absolutely unwilling.

Yang Yi smiled and complimented him from below, "Second prince..."

"……what."

"Send the Buddha to the west, can you tell me how to get on this cloud?" Yang Yi asked shamelessly.

"..." The second prince grabbed Yang Yi by the collar and threw him into the auspicious clouds.

Yang Yi fell on Xiangyun and grinned in pain, "At least the information is correct." Looking at the second prince standing against the wind and leaving him with a handsome and unrestrained back, he muttered softly, "At least it is very appropriate to say that you are a violent man. .”

"Don't you know it's impolite to speak ill of others behind their backs?" The second prince couldn't bear it anymore and stared back at him.

Yang Yi laughed honestly, "So I'll say it in front of you."

"..."

Why is it that seeing this guy's smiling face is so flattering, I can't help but want to beat him up!