The upgrade rules of the fairyland of crossing

"The Heavenly Court is not peaceful recently..." Taibai Jinxing's tone was very vicious, as if to deepen the viciousness of this incident.It's just that Yang Yi, who has such a vicious and thick line of emotions, can't feel it.

"Is the heaven not peaceful?" The heaven is not peaceful?Yang Yi only feels that the days are very boring, and the reason why the days are boring is because the environment is too harmonious.Yang Yi, who always thought he was living in a harmonious and peaceful environment, only thought it was funny when he heard Taibai Jinxing's unflattering remarks.

So he couldn't help laughing.

When he smiled, Taibai Jinxing was not happy.Taibai Jinxing stared at him, "What are you laughing at?"

"No, brother, I suddenly realized that you look very handsome!" Yang Yi opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"..." The veins on Taibai Jinxing's forehead twitched, and then he took a deep breath and told himself to calm down.Fortunately, Taibai Jinxing is a well-qualified old immortal, so he slowly began to say, "A few days ago, a monster monkey came to the heaven."

"What, monster monkey? Monkey!" Yang Yi shouted.

He almost forgot that he signed a contract with that unlucky fairy Su Marie, and even forgot the mission of coming to this space!Since this space is based on "Journey to the West", there is no doubt that the monkey who is making trouble at this moment is Monkey King.So he grabbed Taibai Jinxing's hand, with an excited expression on his face, "Sun Monkey is here?"

Taibai Jinxing looked at the excited Yang Yi and asked, "Do you know that monster monkey?"

Yang Yi shook his head, "I know him, maybe he doesn't know me either?"

"Oh?" Taibai Jinxing looked at him carefully.

Yang Yi hurriedly clarified, "I'm not in the same group as him."

Taibai Jinxing stroked his white beard and nodded, "I know that. If you are so good, no matter how stupid that monkey is, it will never find someone like you as an accomplice."

"..." Nima, this is blatant discrimination!

Yang Yi found out that the old man Taibai Jinxing was not as soft as he appeared on the surface. In fact, the old man's attributes should be invisible and black-bellied, right?

"Where did I go?" Taibai Jinxing asked.

"..." Yang Yi looked at him speechlessly. "A monkey came to make trouble."

"That's right!" Taibai Jinxing nodded, "This monstrous monkey came all the way and injured many of our soldiers. In the end, Erlangshen and Marshal Tianpeng fought him off..."

"Wait a minute..." Yang Yi couldn't help interrupting the old man, "Isn't Erlang God so awesome that he had to partner with Marshal Tianpeng to drive back the monstrous monkey."

Taibai Jinxing shook his head and sighed, "We people in Tianting are merciful, and we originally thought of persuading people with reasoning, influence, and force as a supplement. Who knows that this monkey is stubborn, ignorant of good and evil, so he used Yin to hurt Erlang God." Speaking of this, Taibai Jinxing shook his head and sighed, very sorry.

Looking at the old man's appearance, Yang Yi thought, the old man's regret is probably why Marshal Tianpeng was not injured.

"Hey, I wouldn't be so angry if that monstrous monkey hurt Marshal Tianpeng."

"..." Nima, sure enough!

"Didn't the demon monkey be chased away, so what are you worried about?"

Speaking of this, Taibai Jinxing looked sad, "Although the monster monkey is gone, but the resentment is still there. Before he left, he angrily provoked 'he will come again in a few days'! The Jade Emperor can tolerate this What happened like this? It really hurts the face of our Heavenly Court. But haven’t we always advocated harmony, so the Jade Emperor decided to convince people with reason and move this monstrous monkey with great love.”

"..." Hearing this, Yang Yi had the illusion that the Jade Emperor was possessed by Tang Seng.

"But, what does this have to do with your face turning into a pig's face...ah no, what does it have to do with it?"

Taibai Jinxing's face turned red and then turned white, and he suppressed his anger and continued, "Since we want to persuade people with reason, we must appoint a person with high morals. So this important task fell on my shoulders... I flew to the sky that day. Go, think about influencing this monkey with great love. Who knows..." Speaking of this, it seemed that he thought of something extremely shameless, Taibai Jinxing's voice became very small, very small.

Yang Yi was so young that he couldn't hear clearly, "Brother, can you speak louder?"

"Who knew that when I just got off Tengyun, I stepped on a banana peel and fell into the mud!" Taibai Jinxing roared with a blushing face!

"Hahahahaha——" Yang Yi, covering his belly, laughed unkindly.

After laughing for a long time, he felt a cold gaze from behind him before he realized it, raised his hands with tears in his eyes (laughing), "This monstrous monkey is too hateful, it's too much... ..."

Taibai Jinxing stared at him calmly, with dark eyes.

"Er—" Yang Yi began to sweat coldly on his forehead.

I saw Taibai Jinxing suddenly smiled, it was a gloomy smile that made one's back go numb, he smiled gloomyly at Yang Yi, "So when I came back, I recommended a good brother to the Jade Emperor... "

"..."

"You have good eloquence, good looks, and good physical strength. You are absolutely qualified for this important task."

"..."

"The Jade Emperor has always liked you very much, so I agreed immediately." Taibai Jinxing patted Yang Yi's shoulder, this time it was Yang Yi who couldn't laugh or cry.

Taibai Jinxing laughed and said, "Brother Yang, you don't have to be too grateful to me, who made us Xiong-Di."

"...Really, yes, brother, brother, ah!" Yang Yi burst into tears.

"When are you leaving?"

"For such an important event, we must choose a good day and auspicious day." Yang Yi said.

"——+ It's not about choosing a good and auspicious day for getting married."

"Maybe if I go there, I will drive Hexi to the west and never come back."

"Immortals are immortal." Taibai Jinxing reminded him.

Yang Yi gritted his teeth, "Don't mention immortality to me, I was deceived by you old bastard last time, and my grandpa lost half his life by going to the East China Sea."

New and old grudges added to each other, Yang Yi had long been filled with resentment, he raised his fist and waved it at Taibai Jinxing's other face regardless.The 'symmetry' of the entire face is done.

"Ah—" Taibai Jinxing rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.

Yang Yi glared fiercely at the old man on the ground, "You old boy, you cheated me again and again!"

Taibai Jinxing raised his head from the ground and said with difficulty, "You tricked me once too."

"Which time?"

"Last time at the banquet you got me drunk and made me look ugly!"

"Isn't that because you have never had the guts to say that I helped you? You, not only don't appreciate me, but also return kindness with complaints."

"...T^T"

Yang Yi clapped his hands, turned around and was about to leave, but Taibai Jinxing called from behind, "Brother Yang, don't leave, you have to help me up anyway."

"Get up yourself."

"I got a TAT on my waist"

"..."

Yang Yi cursed and stepped forward to pull Taibai Jinxing up from the ground.It's a pity that Taibaijinxing was too heavy, Yang Yi was unsteady, and the two of them fell to the ground firmly.

This time, brothers and sisters hugged each other, and Yang Yi became a human flesh mat.

"..." Yang Yi was no longer in the mood to scold his mother.

Liu Yi heard the movement and ran over. When he walked in the doorway, he saw the two people hugging each other on the ground. He hurriedly covered his eyes and turned around, chanting, "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything..."

"..." Yang Yi.

"..." Taibaijinxing.

"Liu Yinima bastard, come back to labor and management, TAT, I want to explain to you!"