The upgrade rules of the fairyland of crossing

"Wow, it's a big guy this time!" Yang Yi turned his face up and couldn't see what was going on below him. He only heard the sound of footsteps, and then he remembered the voice of a boy.

"That's right, Your Majesty will be very happy." Another voice said.

Yang Yi struggled to turn his head to see the situation, but when he turned his head, he could only see a piece of gray clothes and a pair of soft leather boots.

"Hey, buddy!" Yang Yi started calling.

"Boss, did he call us?" one person asked.

"Put him down."

"Okay—" The person who answered swung the knife briskly, and Yang Yi secretly yelled that he couldn't do it, and before he had time to say "wait a minute", he started to do free fall.

Yang Yi narrowed his eyes, he couldn't bear to see it anymore.

Sure enough, "touch—"

The ass that had just been injured several times couldn't bear the burden and began to feel intense pain!Yang Yi was extremely afraid of pain, and now he couldn't help but yelled, "Damn it hurts to death."

"Shut up!" Pa——

He was patted firmly on the head.

So Yang Yi was honest, raised his head, and looked at the situation in front of him with a full face.

Damn, he was plotted against by two bigger kids!How embarrassing to say that.

These two children are about eleven or twelve years old, with shofar braids and white and tender skin.The appearance is also very watery and beautiful.The child standing in front of him needs to be loved a little, he looks a little dazed.The one next to it is much more elf than this one, and when those eyes look around, it looks like an elf.

The elf pointed at him and said, "Be honest with me."

Yang Yi grimaced, "My little friend, I'm very honest!"

"Snapped--"

The board that was just drawn on the head was drawn again on the right side of the face.

"Pfft...=0=" Yang Yi spat out a mouthful of blood.

It turns out that in the novel, human blood can really be cheaper than pig blood!

"Who is a child, call me uncle!" The child put his hips on his hips, showing off his might.

"TUT, lord, there are a lot of lords, let's let the little ones go first!"

"No." In a non-negotiable tone!

"..."

"We want to take you back and become the king's wife!" the child shouted.

"..." Just now, Yang Yi was still in tears, so at this moment, he was in a mess in the wind. The words 'Mrs. Yazhai' really had a strong impact on him.He didn't respond for a long time.

Knowing that he was being carried on his shoulders by two brats, he couldn't help but ask, "Well, you two gentlemen, you said you wanted me to be your king's wife."

"Yes, Mrs. Yazhai." It was the cute and cute kid who answered him.

"That..." Yang Yi swallowed hard, "But I'm a man!"

"So what about men!" The cute and cute child disdainfully.

"When your king marries Mrs. Yazhai, you should find a beautiful woman instead of an old man." Yang Yi felt that the cognition of the two children was very worrying.

"That's what our king likes." The cute boy replied as a matter of course.

"..." This time, Yang Yi couldn't even cry.

Facts once again prove that there is no best memorization, only more memorization.

The physical fitness of the two children is obviously not proportional to their appearance.Although Yang Yi belongs to the ranks of waste materials, he is still an adult, with a height of 1.7 meters and a weight of 130 five catties.But these two little brats carried him on the mountain road without kicking him.

Yang Yi was carried by the two children with his head up, only watching the scenery in front of him keep turning and turning, it felt like he had been on a roller coaster.He couldn't help but hold his headache forehead, "Master... I... I'm motion sick TAT."

"Why is this person so wordy." The elf kid was a little dissatisfied.

"Yes." The cute kid was also helpless.

"Or, let's throw him away." The little elf said with disgust.

"Is this okay?" The cute kid was very tangled.

"It's a big deal, let's catch another one back." The elf kid said.

After a long struggle, the cute kid agreed, "Then, fine."

good!What a fart!Not good at all!

Yang Yi, who was pretending to be dead, couldn't pretend any longer, and immediately raised his head and shouted, "Stop!"

"Are you still dizzy?" The elf kid glanced at him.

"No...not dizzy anymore." Yang Yi was in a cold sweat, is it okay for this child to be so dark-bellied at such a young age?

The elf kid nodded, "Don't try to play tricks, just stay with me."

Yang Yi grimaced, "I wouldn't dare to cheat in front of you, sir."

These words are obviously very useful, and the little elf nodded in approval, "It's not too bad."

The three finally entered the valley before dark.

The scenery outside the valley is considered beautiful, but compared with the scenery inside the valley, it is like heaven and earth.The scenery here is so beautiful that it is beyond words. Even Yang Yi couldn't help but be dumbfounded by the beautiful scenery in front of him, and sighed, "What a paradise."

Tao Yuanming's so-called Xanadu is nothing more than this!he thinks.

Seeing his reaction, the elf kid was very proud, "Hmph, that's natural."

Yang Yi asked, "Are we here?"

The elf imp gave him a 'you're idiot' look.

"..." Yang Yi was speechless.

PS: Please leave a message for recommendation