The upgrade rules of the fairyland of crossing

The Monkey King didn't know what he was busy with recently, and started a life of going out early and returning late.And also mysteriously, when Yang Yi asked him, he also thought about it and said that he made Yang Yi feel a thousand upsets.

——This dead monkey has a secret!

Yang Yi started to think wildly as if he found out about a resentful woman who pretended to be a secret and went out to have sex without telling him.

"Hey--"

"Why are you sighing?" Jing Ming at the side finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked.

"Hey—" Yang Yi sighed again.

As soon as he heard him sigh, Jing Ming felt that his whole heart was also pulled up. "I said, if you sigh again, believe it or not, I will beat you." He raised his fist and threatened.

Yang Yi has always understood the truth of a fox pretending to be a tiger. Now he brazenly brought out the Monkey King, "Think about your master first, and then decide to beat me up."

"..." So, once a person is shameless, he is simply invincible.Shrew glanced at him speechlessly, and finally chose wisely to see nothing.Once Jing Ming left, Yang Yi was the only one left.So he sighed again.Just as he began to sigh the one hundred and eighth breath, a voice came into the air.

"Brother Yang."

The voice was so familiar that Yang Yi thought he was dreaming.He jumped up all of a sudden, "Brother Taibai?"

This voice is not who Taibaijinxing is.Yang Yi looked left and right but did not see the shadow of Taibai Jinxing, he scratched his head, where did this old thing hide.In the end, Yang Yi even looked under the bed, but he still couldn't find anyone.At this time, the voice in the air rang again.

"Brother Yang, don't look for it anymore, I'm not under the bed—|||" Taibai Jinxing said. "Actually, I'm thousands of miles away from you."

"Then how can I hear you talking?"

"Because I can transmit sound across thousands of miles."

"Nimma, this is a fantasy novel, not a martial arts novel." Yang Yi complained.

"So everything is possible in fantasy novels."

"I'm still Li Ning, everything is possible." Yang Yi exhaled.

"Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, how is your progress?"

"How about what?"

"You talked about that monster monkey."

It’s okay not to mention it, but when it comes to this, Yang Yi gets angry, “Okay, that’s pretty good.” He gritted his teeth and said this.It's just that Taibai Jinxing, who has always been ignorant, couldn't hear it, and said happily immediately, "Why, it went well, didn't it? I knew that once Brother Yang made a move, there is nothing you can't do."

"Yeah, you really think highly of me." Damn, when he made a move, the chrysanthemum that had been preserved for more than 20 years was also exploded. Damn, Yang Yi never knew that he had the potential to be gay.He lived in vain for the past [-] years!Of course, this is a bloody lesson, and Yang Yi is unwilling to say it even if it rots in his stomach.

"Brother Yang, the matter is finished, so you can come back sometime."

That being said, does he still have time to return to Heaven?If you really want to take some time, should you check the Monkey King's time first?

"I won't ride the clouds and ride the fog."

"..." Taibai Jinxing obviously forgot that Yang Yi is a foolish fairy with very good skills.

"Why don't you let the Monkey King send me off."

"..." So, this guy was really kicked in the head by a donkey.

"Okay, let's get down to business." Taibai Jinxing said.

"This is your second repetition."

"..." Taibai Jinxing knew a long time ago that talking to Yang Yi was asking for trouble, so he didn't care about it, "This is not the solution, it's not a cure for the symptoms."

"What do you want to cure the root cause?" Yang Yi asked.

"Still planning." Taibai Jinxing replied honestly.

"...Could it be that you should collect the corpse for me after you finish planning?"

"Don't worry, you are a god." Taibai Jinxing comforted him.

"Fuck his god, I didn't believe this sentence when I went to Donghai last time." Yang Yi scolded.Taibai Jinxing knew that Yang Yi still remembered the last time he cheated him to go to the East China Sea, so he was not angry, but comforted him, "Even if you are really physically disabled, I will try to fight with the Jade Emperor to improve your welfare. .”

"...Should I be grateful to you?"

"No need for this, I always like to be helpful."

"...You are really shameless."

"..."

"However, when it comes to subduing the Monkey King, I have an idea." In the end, Yang Yi gave a rare serious suggestion.

"What idea?" Taibai Jinxing has always been a headache to subdue the Monkey King, and he has thought of many ways these days.But these methods are very satisfactory in thinking, but it is very difficult to implement them.He has always known that Yang Yi is full of ghost ideas, and now he can't help but have some expectations.

"Actually, the Monkey King is not such an unreasonable person. A man, what he wants is nothing more than that. Money, power, and beauty." Yang Yi said clearly, the Monkey King is a landowner, and he has money.He himself was born a beauty, so this beauty is not lacking.The only thing is this right.Of course, Yang Yi didn't come up with this idea, he just followed the plot of "Journey to the West".Anyway, the Monkey King is going back to be Bi Mawen.

Although Taibai Jinxing has few tendons, after all, he has been in the officialdom for many years, and he knows everything.Immediately clapped his hands and said, "That's a good idea, I'll report to the Jade Emperor." After speaking, he cut off the communication.

It was rare to have someone to talk with, Yang Yi was about to vomit bitterness but was let go by Taibai Jinxing.He was so angry, but it's a pity that he hasn't vented his anger yet.So Yang Yi gave Taibai Jinxing another stroke in his heart.Go back and settle accounts with this old thing slowly.

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PS: No one will read what you say, Sang Xin