The upgrade rules of the fairyland of crossing

Yang Yi woke up and opened his eyes to see a familiar scene.

A familiar bed, a familiar ceiling, a familiar... face!

The face is a shrewd face, so he couldn't help shouting, "Why are you."

Shing Ming was annoyed, "Why not me."

Yang Yi pointed to his nose, "Shouldn't I be a cave?"

"so?"

"Didn't I get electrocuted?"

"..."

"I also dreamed of an old man."

"..."

"That old man said he was Fuxi? Besides, I dreamed..." Yang Yi suddenly yelled at this point.Shrewdly frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Where's your king?"

"Your Majesty..." Jing Ming suddenly sighed, with a very sad expression on his face.

"Is he dead? Is he dead?" Yang Yi jumped up from the bed in shock.

"Hey..." Jing Ming raised his head in pain and closed his eyes.Yang Yi's heart rose to his throat, and then he fainted very quickly.Before Yang Yi fainted on the ground, he suddenly fell into an embrace.Shing Ming covered his face and sighed, "I should have guessed such a bloody plot a long time ago."

The Monkey King raised his head and looked at him dissatisfied, "Why did you lie to him?"

Shrewdly said, "Who told him to be a dead duck and refuse to admit it."

"..."

"Besides," Jing Ming said with a shrewd smile, "Don't the king want to know his sincerity?"

"I can live and pass through the catastrophe safely, doesn't that explain the problem?" The Monkey King scoffed at the shrewd idea.

Smart continued to fool the Monkey King, "But your lord, it's best for him to admit it himself. What if you get it wrong later, what should you do?"

The Monkey King hesitated.

Shrewdly said again, "Why don't we come and test it out?"

"How to test?" Obviously, the Monkey King was moved and took the bait.

So the shrewd listened to what he said in the past, the monkey king's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands, "Well, you are shrewd!"

So, the two looked at each other treacherously and smiled.

At this moment, the Monkey King suddenly felt a chill on his back and had a bad feeling.Then he heard someone gritted his teeth and said, "Well, you bloody monkey, how dare you lie to me with this brat!"

Afterwards, the Monkey King only felt a pain in his ear, and couldn't help crying out, "Honey, please forgive me."

"Who's my wife?"

"Call your wife."

"You dead monkey."

"Smart, madam should be called wife." The monkey king blinked his eyes.

"Smart!" Yang Yi gritted his teeth.

The shrewd man who walked to the door patted his buttocks, picked out his ears, and muttered, "Hey, being a matchmaker is...too unfulfilling."

"Brother Shrew, what are the king and his wife doing?" Daimeng, who was rushing over with a fruit plate in his arms, heard the sound of ping-pong behind him, and asked curiously.

"The king and his wife are exercising."

"Oh, but..." Dai Meng was a little worried, "Why is the king screaming?"

"That's obviously the king's happy cry."

"Huh, is that so? It seems that the madam is even more powerful than the king."

"..." Shrewdly pampering the cute head, the two left happily.Leaving a mess in the room and the two people who finally returned to their original state.

After a long battle between heaven and man (?), Yang Yi, who was exhausted, lay down on the bed and enjoyed the monkey king's food comfortably.

"My wife—"

"To shut up."

"You don't like me calling you that?"

"do not like."

"But shrewdly speaking, men often say what they mean."

"..." Yang Yi decided that the shrewd ones should be the number one hunting target.

"Wife."

"speak."

"I'm reacting again."

"Are you a beast?" Yang Yi went crazy, his old waist.

"I was originally a beast." The Monkey King said innocently.

"..." Can labor and management scold the author?

Therefore, in the end, Yang Yi was paralyzed on the bed and couldn't get out of bed for several days.

The Monkey King is in a good mood recently, which can be compared with the weather.The Monkey King is naturally kind to Yang Yi, always thinking of ways to make him happy.

However, no matter how he tried, Yang Yi seemed to be a little bit uninterested. The Monkey King couldn't help being anxious, and asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

"Let's talk about it." Yang Yi said very seriously, and the Monkey King, who was so serious that he was fearless, couldn't help but tense up.Sitting aside neatly.

"What are your plans for the future?" Yang Yi asked earnestly.

The monkey king blinked his eyes in confusion, "Be the king of the mountain."

"..." Yang Yi complained secretly in his heart, and then said, "You are a man, a man should have his own career."

"But, didn't you say before that I have my own one-acre three-point land, so it's not bad to be a land king?" This was what Yang Yi said when he first came to the cave, and even he himself almost forgot.

"This is a small cause. I'm talking about a big cause." Then he coughed lightly, "I'm a god, and I'll go back to heaven in the end."

"You want to leave me?" The Monkey King changed his face.

"I have an idea, we don't have to separate."

"What idea?" The Monkey King was eager to try.

"I'll go to the Heavenly Court to find an official position for you, and then the two parties will have a support." In fact, Yang Yi also has selfish intentions. As for the Monkey King, he is handsome, and the most important thing is that he is good at martial arts. Is a very good hitter.He has always been bullied in the Heavenly Court. If the Fudge Monkey King follows him to the Heavenly Court, not only will he be able to complete the task smoothly, but he will also have one more thug.Of course, the most important thing is that the monkey king has good skills in bed. It's a long night in heaven, and it's unbearably lonely. It's good to have someone to accompany you.

So in the end, Yang Yi succeeded!