He Ji and Le Xian

In the early morning of the next day, He Ji woke up Le Xian with his normal expression, still dressed him with his hands, fed him, and didn't say a word about the past.If He Ji doesn't talk about that matter, it's even more impossible for Le Xian, a clever little ghost, to pick up the pot that can't be opened.He exhausted all his energy to condense the word "obedient" on his face, the innocence and pity in his eyes can almost be seen, in order to pretend to be cute, it can be said that he will do everything possible.

However, although He Ji put on an attitude of not looking into the past, he no longer condoned or responded to Le Xian's infatuation or deliberate teasing.He didn't comment on Le Xian's excessive demands, but just looked at Le Xian expressionlessly, the calmness, self-control and understanding hidden in his eyes often made Le Xian lose without a fight.

It has been like this for 20 days in a row. Le Xian's heart is fried, but he has nowhere to start. When the cat is complaining about himself in the bed, suddenly a flash of inspiration occurs, and he thinks of a wonderful idea like a genius.

runaway.

Wei Xiang came to visit Le Xian, who was half-broken in love, and when he heard this, the half glass of water he had just drank immediately burst out of his mouth, dousing the pony who peeled the oranges for her all over his head and face.

She couldn't believe it: "You have practiced in seclusion for more than [-] days, and you came up with such an idea?"

Le Xian nodded.

Wei Xiang said with disgust: "No wonder He Ji doesn't want you. With your IQ, the children born in the future will be so brainless? In order to ensure the intelligence level of the next generation, I can't be with you!"

Le Xian thought about it seriously, and retorted: "Why not? My family He Ji's IQ is off the charts, and I'll neutralize it for him, so it's heavenly, so that the child will not be too bright and wise. Besides, so what if the IQ is not high? Inherited the good looks of me and Brother He Ji, does this kid still need an IQ? He can crush the whole world with his looks?!"

The guard poked the pony's arm, and ordered like a queen, "Quickly, take a picture of him and let him see the reality."

Xiao Ma resisted the order and refused, saying: "Can't he spread it himself?"

Wei Xiang thumped the pony, "Hey, he has learned to talk back?! He is a disabled person, how dare you let him do it himself?! In case of a fall, who will not be able to have children in the future, who will be responsible. No wonder the surname Horses are inhuman! Livestock!"

Le Xian joined in the fun and added, "Yes, livestock!"

Xiao Ma wants to cry but has no tears: "..."

These two Hades are addicted to playing, aren't they?

Wei Xiang: "Do you really think so? Run away from home? Threat him with this matter, let him be enlightened, and suddenly realize that loving you is crazy? Think about it with your one cubic millimeter brain, this matter Is there even the slightest chance that it will come true? Isn’t the most likely result that you will be thrown back to your school’s dilapidated dormitory with your neck down? Young people should not expect too much from the world, or they will be very petty. Fragile."

Le Xian: "People are hard to break down, my friend, why don't you allow me to flirt?"

Wei Xiang: "I think it's better to let Xiao Ma take a picture of you."

The two insulted each other politely for a few more rounds, and in the end they were victorious. Both sides were exhausted and temporarily ceased fighting.

Le Xian's sprained arm and leg are basically healed, only the elbow is still hanging from the plaster, he leaned over and touched a green winter jujube from the coffee table to eat, and asked while eating: "Brother He Ji these days Why is he so busy, I haven't seen him go out so early and return late?"

Wei Xiang rubbed the hair on the pony's head, and said hesitantly: "Let's hide from you, I went to take care of my little lover outside, and the spring is rippling right now."

Le Xian stared: "What's the matter, is there going to be a war again?"

Wei Xiang stared at him competitively: "So what?!"

Le Xian cut out, "The defeated general is nothing to be afraid of."

Wei Xiang crossed Erlang's legs, brushed the hair around his neck, Shi Shiran said: "Oh, I am good at everything, but there is a problem, fighting is a matter of fighting, I only like to win but not to lose. Once I win, I feel refreshed and happy in my heart. I am happy to say anything when people ask me. If I lose the bamboo tube, I will give it all. If I accidentally lose, I will be unhappy. , Know what you don't know, don't say anything.

Le Xian was cowardly, and moved to Wei Xiang's side, pinching her shoulder with his one arm, smiling servilely, he could be called the backbone of the spineless world.

He smoothed his beard and said, "I've heard for a long time that Wei Xiang's sister is brilliant, martial, and victorious in every battle. Seeing her today, she really lives up to her reputation!"

Wei Xiang squinted at him, "Am I beautiful?"

Le Xian replied sonorously, "The appearance of heaven and man, since the beginning of the world, all the good-looking girls and daughters-in-law, all piled up are not as beautiful as one of your little toes."

Xiao Ma was dumbfounded: "..."

The pinnacle of brazenness, other than this person, who else can win the championship? !

Wei Xiang nodded in satisfaction, and then said: "You can teach me, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me for advice!"

Le Xian hurriedly said: "What has Brother He Ji been doing recently?"

Wei Xiang spread his hands innocently, "How would I know, I'm not the roundworm in his stomach."

Le Xian: "..."

pony:"……"

Le Xian was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly got up, with one arm wrapped around the momentum of thunder, stretched out towards Wei Xiang's neck.

Le Xian: "Little Ma, don't stop me...I told you not to stop... No, I'm not going to use violence, I just plan to have some slight physical contact with her."

Wei Xiang saw that he was making people anxious, so he hurriedly accepted it when he was ready, and he poked Le Xian from the air, and comforted him: "Don't, don't, my sister is playing with you. Come on, be good, sit down, I'll take a seat." I will definitely tell you all about He Ji's recent movements, and I will never hide anything, even I will tell you what color his underwear is wearing."

Le Xian exploded and roared: "Why do you know the color of his underwear?! What did you do to him, you evil woman!"

Guard: "..."

pony:"……"

On such an ordinary but seemingly extraordinary afternoon, Xiao Ma had a literary, deep, and philosophical worry. He thought: Will this world be okay?

The three of them played noisily again, and then returned to their respective positions.

Le Xian persevered and said, "Sister, tell me quickly."

Wei Xiang: "If you insist on knowing, it's not impossible to say it, but let's say it first, and don't cry after listening."

Le Xian's heart tightened, and he asked with a trembling voice: "What's the matter, is there something wrong with him? If he dares to cheat on me, I will...I will..."

Wei Xiang was amused, "What's the matter with cheating or not? You two haven't written your horoscope yet. If there is a real situation, then they are also in a normal relationship."

Le Xian was in a hurry, and said: "Normal fart, when I say cheating, I mean cheating."

Wei Xiang smiled and said, "Okay, let's count it as cheating, what can you do with him?"

As if thinking of the scene of He Ji and other people's affection, Le Xian's face became more and more ugly, he pondered for a while, and said seriously: "If he cheats, I will castrate him."

Wei Xiang shivered exaggeratedly on purpose, and said with a smile: "Hey, it's so cruel, but I like it. One day, I will sponsor you a bottle of formalin."

Le Xian: "Huh?"

The guard said solemnly: "It is used to preserve the part you separated from He Ji's body for future viewing and memory."

Le Xian: "..."

Le Xian: "You pervert!"

Guard: "..."

Wei Xiang stood up: "It seems that you don't really want to know about your brother He Ji's recent movements, okay, I'll go first, see you later."

Le Xian cried bitterly: "Sister Wei Xiang, I was wrong, sister Wei Xiang forgive me!"

Wei Xiang sat down again and said with a smile: "As far as I know, when he was not at home recently, apart from visiting his own shop, he just went to play Go with others."

Le Xian was dumbfounded, "Huh? Playing Go? Where? With whom?"

Wei Xiang: "I'm talking to an old man in the activity center for the elderly. The old man used to be a university professor. He retired to enjoy his leisure time. He has a big addiction to chess. He loves to play against He Ji. A game can last a long time, and he can pass the time. time."

Le Xian: "Is the old man single?"

Wei Xiang: "... Married, with both children, and the children have mated with each other and gave birth to a bunch of cubs. In theory, they are not a threat to you."

Le Xian: "Is the old man good-looking?"

Wei Xiang: "Big belly, Mediterranean, but kind-hearted. Generally speaking, it's not bad."

Le Xian burst into tears, "He would rather play chess with an old man than go home to see me. Sister Wei Xiang, you are right, he really doesn't have feelings for me."

Wei Xiang embraced Le Xian's shoulders, "Little darling, come on, sister loves you."

Le Xian: "Go away, don't eat my tofu."

Wei Xiang: "Cut, stingy."

The author has something to say:

To reiterate, go your own way, don't keep walking in other people's way, repeat it again and again, hope you can do it yourself.