He Ji and Le Xian

Le Xian stood at the door for a long time, until he had to leave, and then left with a pink head and bubbles.When he left, his footsteps were very brisk, as if a pair of small white wings had grown behind him, he could be said to be as light as a swallow.

When he rushed to school, finished the afternoon class, and returned to the dormitory, the fat man was yelling at his second child angrily.

"Why are there such shameless people?! Why?!"

Le Xian gossiped: "What's wrong?"

Zhang He pointed to the fat man while eating biscuits, and said with a smile, "I met a scammer."

Le Xian: "Scammer? Live? Then you are lucky. I have never met a real scammer in my life. I feel that my life is not complete. Come, share your experience of being deceived with me, so that I also indirectly feel the joy of being cheated."

Fatty: "..."

After a while, the fat man said in grief and indignation: "You have no sympathy at all, are you still human?!"

Le Xian sat by the bed and changed his shoes, "Of course, if you can't judge the species I belong to by my appearance, then you are not worthy of sympathy for being cheated."

Zhang He laughed, and said while laughing, "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, and you can believe that he can cry directly?"

Le Xian looked at the fat man and said with a smile, "It's fine if you want me to shut up, but you have to share with me your experience of being cheated first."

The fat man said in grief and indignation: "You, beast!"

Le Xian kindly deepened the severity of the accusation for him, "It's not as good as it is."

The fat man was hit hard, and cried while hugging his second child.

Zhang He said with a smile: "It's not a big deal, in short, you will be cheated instead of flirting with a girl."

The second child interjected: "When he was queuing in the cafeteria at noon, he saw that the girl in front of him was pretty, so he pretended that he was in a hurry to go to the toilet, but he didn't want to queue up again, so he gave the girl the meal card and asked her to help. Make a meal, and treat her to lunch as a thank you. The girl agreed enthusiastically, but the fat man disappeared even when he came back with his card, and the financial office was closed at noon. The more than 2000 yuan in the time card was wiped out."

Le Xian was speechless and said, "Curl card to escape? Meal card can also be used in cafeterias and small supermarkets. Did that girl evacuate the supermarket?"

The fat man hugged his second child and continued humming.

Zhang He couldn't bear the noise made by the fat man, so he comforted him perfunctorily: "Don't cry, fat man, you will save money and avoid disaster. If you really can't swallow this breath, you can go to the supermarket and check the monitoring."

The fat man said angrily, "It's not about money. You laymen only know how to talk about money. What I lost was my love!"

Le Xian: "..."

Zhang He: "..."

Second child: "..."

The fat man continued to be sad and angry: "But now, my love is dead! If I see her again, I will spray shit on her face and let her feel the wrath of my thunder!"

Le Xian clapped his hands: "That's great, the masters are among the people!"

The second child gave the fat man a thumbs up, "I didn't expect you to have special skills, our dormitory is like a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger."

Zhang He laughed so hard: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a feces spraying stunt, rare in the world, you can apply for intangible cultural heritage."

The fat man realized that something went wrong, and hurriedly defended: "Splashing shit, it's not spraying, it's splashing."

Le Xian hahaha said: "Your love needs a grand funeral. It is recommended that you spray shit for three consecutive 10 minutes at the funeral to show your thunderous fury."

The fat man said in grief and indignation: "Slip of the tongue! Slip of the tongue! A bunch of beasts!"

While joking, Wang Jian pushed open the bedroom door and walked in.

As soon as Zhang He saw Wang Jian, he immediately got up and held his hand, "Why did you leave after class today? I have been looking for you for a long time."

Wang Jian avoided Zhang He's hand, pulled a handsome face, gave Zhang He a look, took off his shoes without saying a word, climbed to the upper bunk and closed his eyes to fall asleep.

As soon as the fat man saw that there was something lively to watch, he immediately stopped his grief and anger, and winked at Zhang He obscenely, "What's the matter, Xiaohe, did you quarrel? Why did you quarrel? Tell brother in detail, brother will help you solve your problems."

Zhang He touched the book from the side, and directly smeared the fat man's face, "Spray your shit, brother!"

Seeing that Zhang He was in a bad mood, Le Xian thought it was because he and Wang Jianzhen had a quarrel, not the fat man's fake and indifferent grief and anger, so he didn't say much, patted Zhang He's shoulder, and then lay down on the bed to play The phone is gone.

Fatty felt that he had been hurt multiple times, he hugged his second child in a whimper, and asked to go out to relax.The second child very cooperatively stroked his dog's head and went out with him, their backs were straight, there was absolutely no room for imagination.

Le Xian harassed He Ji for a while, watched a movie, and squinted for a while, and when he came back to his senses, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.The fat man and the second child have not returned yet, and Wang Jian and Zhang He have also disappeared.

Le Xian stretched his waist, pulled on his slippers, and planned to go to the bathroom to drain the water. As soon as he reached the door of the small balcony, he heard Zhang He's voice unexpectedly.

Zhang He whispered: "Wang Jian, don't be angry with me."

Le Xian rubbed his eyes and looked out, and saw Zhang and Wang Jian standing opposite each other on the balcony.Zhang He held Wang Jian's arm with both hands, obviously asking for peace.

Zhang He shook Wang Jian's arm: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, don't be angry."

Wang Jian: "Okay, tell me, where did you go wrong?"

Le Xian felt that it was not good to listen to the corner like this, so he turned and walked into the room, but Zhang He's voice still came to his ears from behind.

Zhang He confessed: "I shouldn't have washed my feet without washing my hands, and I shouldn't have lied to you that I washed them without washing my hands, and I shouldn't have masturbated you with my unwashed hands. I was wrong, I was really wrong... ..."

Le Xian's foot slipped, his body was unstable, and he hit the bedpost with a "bang".