He Ji and Le Xian

Le Xian was guilty of being a thief, and was so frightened that he couldn't hold the phone firmly and landed on his thigh.

Fortunately, it was the back side up.

He glanced sideways at He Ji, saw that He Ji's face was normal, nothing unusual, knowing in his heart that he didn't see his little movements, so he smiled nonchalantly: "I can't help being hot, and this is what I do when the weather is big. "

He Ji didn't ask any more questions, just reached out to lower the temperature of the air conditioner, and then drove to the layman.

Le Xian still played with the phone fondly, rubbed it for a while, and asked, "Brother He Ji, where are we going now?"

"Go pick up the guard."

"Oh."

After a while, Le Xian pretended to be casual and said: "I was at the back of the school today and saw two men kissing."

He intends to use this matter to test He Ji's attitude towards Goji, as long as he doesn't feel disgusted, the two of them are considered to be having fun.

He Ji didn't make a fuss, he didn't even tilt his head, he just raised his eyebrows slightly, and said casually: "Many young couples in your school like to run to the back mountain, and I also met them when I went shopping in the back mountain. "

Le Xian: "Two men too?"

He Ji steered the steering wheel, "That's not true, but you seem to have a lot of comrades in A."

Le Xian hurriedly asked the most important question: "Brother He Ji, what do you think of comrades?"

He Ji said indifferently: "I don't think much about it, there is nothing to see or not to see about other people's own affairs."

Le Xian's heart hanging in his throat gradually fell back into his stomach, and a little joy rose in his heart.

Then He Ji added, "Although I don't engage in radicalism myself, I don't exclude others from doing it."

Le Xian: "..."

It's so much fun to make a base, it's worth a try!

But he didn't dare to say that, so he could only insinuate: "I heard sister Wei Xiang say that there seem to be many men chasing you?"

He Ji raised his eyebrows, turned his head slightly to look at Le Xian, then turned his head to look in front of him, and asked in doubt: "It's so nonsense, why would she tell you these things?"

Le Xian didn't dare to fully restore the conversation at that time, so he could only avoid the important point and said lightly: "Just chatting nonsense, and this is the end of the chat, so what sister Wei Xiang said is true?"

He Ji said casually: "Half and half."

"What half and half?" Le Xian asked.

Just as He Ji was about to speak, he suddenly realized something, paused and said, "Don't ask children about adults' matters."

Le Xian hurriedly took out his ID card, pointed to the date of birth and protested to He Ji: "I, a full-year-old adult with full capacity for civil conduct, would like to express my solemn protest against this."

He Ji drove the car into the parking space on the street, reached out and rubbed Le Xian's head, gritted his teeth and said, "Why are you so gossiping, kid?"

Le Xian quickly took He Ji's hand, and threatened: "Brother He Ji, you have to tell me what is half and half today. It's the most unscrupulous thing to tantalize people. In the next life, you will be reincarnated without a penis."

He Ji smiled helplessly and said: "It is true that some men have shown affection to me over the years, but most of them don't really like it, they just want to make a date. I don't have the habit of dating, so naturally I can't agree. Some were chasing after them with all their heart and soul, but I didn't mean that, and I didn't want to delay them, so I directly refused. That's okay, now I have saved my penis in the next life, let's go, get out of the car."

Le Xian followed He Ji out of the car, thinking as he walked, the reason why Brother He Ji refused to be pursued by men was either that he didn't want to have sex with him, or he didn't like that person. According to this inference, as long as he likes it, gender doesn't matter at all. !

Thinking of this, Le Xian smiled and rolled his eyes.

Entering the hotel, Xiao Ma was sitting behind the counter at the front desk, and the guard had already handed over the work and was sitting on the sofa eating sunflower seeds.

Wei Xiang threw the melon seed husks into the trash can, looked at Le Xian and said with a smile: "Little brother grows more and more juicy, isn't your elder brother He Ji moisturised well?"

Le Xian brazenly said: "That is, the essence of the sun and the moon, irrigated every day."

He Ji slapped Le Xian on the head: "Okay, don't learn, learn from her to speak yellow accent." Then he said to Wei Xiang, "You can restrain yourself a little bit, have a good time with the child, and don't lead people into the ditch."

The guard cut out, "This little guy is rotten and rotten, you will fall into his hands sooner or later, sister, I advise you, it is not too late to rein in the precipice."

He Ji smiled and said: "My child, I am happy to be planted no matter what, so I won't bother you, Lord Buddha."

Wei Xiang is not only He Ji's employee, but also a half friend. He Ji has known her for many years, and he doesn't talk to her like an outsider. Instead, he often bickers and hurts each other.

Wei Xiang smiled and said, "Okay, don't worry about your children, let's worry about your sex life."

As he spoke, he took out a small long box from his side, and said with a smile, "I have been receiving wages from you for so many years, and I haven't paid anything in return. I bought you some sex toys, and masturbate by myself at night." When it’s time, it’s good to help.”

He Ji: "..."

Wei Xiang stuffed it into He Ji's hand: "Go on, this is my little care for you, boss. Although it's not worth much, it's a little gift and a lot of affection. Don't let it go to you."

He Ji said in a black line: "You don't need to worry about this."

Wei Xiang said earnestly: "You're welcome, just accept it, I can't blame you for being with your right hand all year round, a small gift is not a respect, but don't refuse it again, just push it away." underestimate me."

He Ji said expressionlessly: "When did I see you past?"

Wei Xiang showed his arms and rolled up his sleeves: "Hey, it looks like we have to fight."

Le Xian didn't bother to listen to their chatter, and directly took the box from Wei Xiang's hand, opened it and poured it out, and a golden chrysanthemum came proudly to the world.

Le Xian: "..."

He was full of expectations at first, thinking that it was something that he and He Ji could play with in the future, but it turned out to be something like this? !

A real, pure, out of vulgar, chrysanthemum with slender stems and fresh petals.

Wei Xiang said solemnly: "How about it, is it both interesting and dignified and reserved? The artistic conception of Yangchun Baixue and the love and desire of Xialiba people have been perfectly interpreted and integrated in this blooming chrysanthemum. Although it is a chrysanthemum , but not just the chrysanthemum, it is spirit and flesh, nothingness and reality, life and death. The world often only sees its appearance, but often ignores its all-encompassing essence. Therefore, for the chrysanthemum, I want to send out Scream of anger!"

Le Xian praised: "It seems that sister Wei Xiang, you have quite profound attainments in philosophy."

Wei Xiang said modestly, "I'm sorry, it's just a little dabble."

Le Xian continued to admire: "Miss Wei Xiang, you should still be a poet!"

Wei Xiang smirked and said, "Often wet hair."

He Ji couldn't listen anymore, and slapped his forehead, "Are you two finished?!"

Wei Xiang greeted Le Xian: "What's the use of holding it, I'll give it to Brother He Ji, let him get acquainted with it in advance."

Le Xian saw the pony behind the counter at the front desk was eavesdropping and fell down laughing, and wanted to tease him, so he asked Wei Xiang, "Miss Wei Xiang, do you have any research on biology?"

Wei Xiang put his hands on his hips and said with a smile, "Which specific aspect?"

Le Xian: "Mammalia, Perissodactyla, Equidae, and Equus are all herbivores, right?"

Wei Xiang asked suspiciously, "You mean a horse?"

Le Xian: "No, I'm talking about donkeys."

Wei Xiang: "You can just ask me if the donkey is a vegetarian? Who did you learn this nonsense?"

Le Xian: "Okay, donkeys are vegetarians?"

Wei Xiang: "I guess so."

Le Xian: "Can you eat flowers?"

Wei Xiang: "I don't know, maybe it will be if I'm extremely hungry."

Le Xian went straight to the counter, and said to the new employee who was smiling, "Xiao Ma, I'll give it to you."

The pony who was suddenly caught by the cue was stunned, took the chrysanthemum, and was taken aback.

He Ji rubbed his forehead with a headache, where did he learn these bad habits?This kid is really, no matter what!

Wei Xiang laughed wildly and said, "It's worse than me, Xiao Lexian, my sister is optimistic about you."

Xiao Ma's hesitation passed, and he also realized that Le Xian was making fun of himself.However, he always used this to blackmail himself, and he also liked to joke with Lexian Weixiang, so after laughing, he inserted the chrysanthemum into the pen holder.

They laughed for a while, drove to the food street, found a hot pot restaurant with a good reputation, entered the restaurant, took a seat, and started ordering.

He Ji put the freshly poured water in front of Le Xian, and reminded: "It's a little hot, drink it when it's cold."

Le Xian hummed, took a ballpoint pen to check on the order board, and asked, "What do you want to eat?"

He Ji: "I can do it, just ask your sister Wei Xiang."

Wei Xiang Shi Shiran said: "A bottle of iced black tea from [-], and a half-cooked dumpling, thank you."

Le Xian: "... I can't see that he is still a particular person."

Wei Xiang said dignifiedly: "That's right, that's what we in the upper class eat."

He Ji rubbed Le Xian's head, "Don't worry about her being crazy, order your favorite food."

Wei Xiang rolled his eyes, "Xiao Lexian, you just ignore him, he is just jealous of my exquisite life."

He Ji: "..."

Le Xian thought that Wei Xiang was quite amusing, and said with a smile: "Then sister Wei Xiang, do you have anything to pay attention to in the upper class?"

Wei Xiang smiled and said: "That's too much, sister, I'll let you learn a lot today, do you know what is the most important thing to eat dumplings?"

Le Xian: "Dip in vinegar."

Wei Xiang grieved and said: "Vulgar! Superficial! Violent!"

Le Xian: "I also ask my sister to enlighten me."

Wei Xiang said seriously: "There are three most important things about dumplings, the variety, the year, and the production area. The variety is mainly divided by the type of filling. For example, my sister and I like dumplings stuffed with mushrooms and pork meat the most."

Le Xian: "What is Mushroom Pork Meat?"

Wei Xiang: "In layman's terms, it's pork with mushrooms."

Le Xian: "...Then why don't you just say that pork with mushrooms is not good?"

Wei Xiang shook his finger, "That's wrong. The moment the words "mushroom and pork" were spoken, the fascinating sense of mystery disappeared, and you were no longer classy."

Le Xian: "I see."

Wei Xiang: "The next thing is the year, which is also easy to understand. The dumplings stuffed with mushrooms and pork meat in 1988 must have a different taste from the ones in 20017, right?"

Le Xian: "I think the biggest difference is not the taste, but whether the shelf life has expired."

Wei Xiang shook his finger again, "No, when you say the three words of expiration date, you are no longer classy."

Le Xian: "Okay, what is the specific difference in taste?"

Wei Xiang: "In addition to the aroma of mushrooms and the richness of pork meat, the former also has a sense of thickness that has gone through vicissitudes. When you chew it, what you chew is actually time, culture, and the heritage of my great China. .”

Le Xian: "What about the production area?"

Wei Xiang: "The production area refers to where the dumplings were produced. For example, the dumplings produced in the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau are definitely different from the dumplings produced in the North China Plain in terms of taste and shape."

Le Xian: "So you can tell the difference between the dumplings from these two places?"

Wei Xiang: "I can't."

Le Xian: "Then what's the point of this division of production areas?"

Wei Xiang: "When you ask this question, you are no longer classy."

Le Xian: "Okay, which production area do you like most?"

Wei Xiang: "From the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau."

He Ji was too lazy to listen to their nonsense, so he picked up his phone and played Xiaoxiaole.

Le Xian couldn't hold back any longer, and said with a smile: "Okay, so now you need a bottle of 1988 iced black tea, and a half-cooked stuffed pork belly with mushrooms produced in [-] and produced on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. Dumplings, right?"

Wei Xiang nodded in satisfaction and said, "Young children can be taught."

The waiter next to them couldn't stand them anymore, and said with a half smile: "May I ask the three of you to order?"

Le Xian and Wei Xiang stuck out their tongues at each other, hurriedly ordered randomly, and handed it to the waiter.

While waiting for the meal, Le Xian suddenly noticed a somewhat familiar figure walking towards their table. He looked sideways, and then suddenly opened his eyes wide.

It was the little yellow skirt that had disappeared for a long time.

The author has something to say: Hey, it’s a little late today, sorry.