black fake love

"Hello? Is it Yitong? I'm Shen Yi."

"Yiyi, you finally called. I have been waiting for a call for two days."

"Your body has not fully recovered, I don't want to disturb you."

"What bother, I'm dying of joy right now!"

"If you say the word death casually, you will live a good life."

"Heh... Actually, before Yiyi appeared, I kept thinking, what's the point of living like this, maybe I will die in the next second..."

"Yitong..."

"I pray every day, waiting for a miracle to happen..."

"Yiyi, do you know? So there really is a patron saint! He finally heard me and let me meet you who I like the most!"

Shen Yi lowered his eyes and smiled softly, the laughter revealed helplessness and sadness.

There is no such thing as a patron saint in the world. When I was a child, I silently prayed to the sky thousands of times, but all I got was one more severe beating after another.

Without a Patronus, he can only protect himself, even with blood on his hands.

"Yiyi, shall we meet? I have a lot to tell you, and I want to know...your life in the past few years..."

"it is good…"

"Then about ten o'clock on Saturday morning, in the park near the hospital!"

"Okay, be careful when you come here."

"Well, so is Yiyi!"

After hanging up the phone, Yitong jumped happily on the bed, screamed excitedly, and then rushed to the closet to start the troubles about dating that ordinary girls would have.

"Xiao Yi, you want to go out with her..."

"Scare me, why are you standing so close?"

"...that's how you can hear it."

Han Shuo muttered innocently, puffed out his cheeks, and tugged at the corner of Shen Yi's clothes.The curly hair hangs lazily on his head, and Shen Yi is a little fascinated by the beauty of one person and one cat like a canvas.

"Well, so what's the matter with you?"

"Can you follow me, Saturday..."

"no!"

"...Hmph, Curly, your father is going to abandon you."

Han Shuo stretched out his big hand, picked up the curly hair, and moved it to the trash can.

"What the hell, it's you who obviously can't go, it's none of Curly's business."

Shen Yi hurriedly snatched the sleepy-eyed curly hair into his arms, jumped on the bed, bent down and looked down at Han Shuo.He suddenly pulled the distance between the two closer with a smirk on his face. Han Shuo closed his eyes nervously, and moved his soft lips closer.

"I said, you childish ghost."

Shen Yi moved away, pinched Han Shuo's cheek with both hands, and laughed wantonly.

"Little Yi!!" Han Shuo showed harmless and aggrieved eyes, allowing the person in front of him to deform his handsome face wantonly.

"Anyway, I'll just go out with her once, so don't bother us."

Shen Yi stopped.Yitong is too pure and white, and what a bright future she has.He didn't want his own blackness to pollute her, so far, his work was done.

"Xiao Yi, don't show such sad eyes. I will be sad too."

"Look at what you said... carry me to the toilet."

"It's so lazy..." Although Han Shuo said it, he still obediently turned his back and let Shen Yi jump on top of him.

"This house is so big, walking from here to the toilet will hurt your feet, okay?"

Shen Yi's upright voice surrounded Han Shuo's ears, and he suddenly blushed.

"...Xiao Yi, you must like me!"

Han Shuo stopped, turned his head, and the distance between him and Shen Yi suddenly dropped by a few centimeters.

"Go your way!...Where does the confidence come from..."

Shen Yi turned Han Shuo's face forward to cover up his flushed cheeks and his heartbeat so loud that even Han Shuo could clearly hear it.

"...you didn't hear anything."

"Yes, yes, even if you don't like me..."

"I will continue to like you until the day you are willing to be with me."

*

"Xiao....Yi!! I want to eat the pasta you cooked!"

"You robot doesn't need to eat at all!"

"But I don't say you want to eat, so you don't eat, or you just eat instant noodles!"

"How did instant noodles offend you? It's so delicious, and you can eat it without having to open fire. How convenient!"

Shen Yi intentionally tore open the package of instant noodles, looked at Han Shuo fiercely, picked up the golden-yellow noodle cake inside and gnawed it.

Han Shuo's face was dark, and he picked up the glasses on the table and put them on, Shen Yi suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Let me tell you, for instant noodles, the sodium content in one serving is almost the amount that the human body should consume in a day, and the cups of instant noodles contain edible wax. Eating too much will put a heavy burden on the kidneys and liver. ah……"

"Enough is enough, you chatter, are you annoying!"

"If you don't want to do it, you can teach me, I promise to learn it soon! Anyway, I won't allow you to eat that kind of unnutritious thing again!"

"Why use teaching, just input the information directly!"

"I don't want it! I don't care about it at all, no matter what, you have to teach me!"

"...When is it your turn to take care of me?"

"If you don't teach me, I'll..."

"whatever"

Shen Yi looked at Han Shuo's troubled handsome face and felt a little funny.

"I've been arguing with you all the time, I don't need to sleep anyway, hum!"

Han Shuo looked at Shen Yi with a triumphant smile, and stuck out his tongue.

"...You...how are you so childish..."

"Forget it... I've convinced you."

"Yeah! Then let's go grocery shopping first. What should we eat... just be healthy."

Shen Yi looked at the man in front of him who was distressed and excited, his face was frowning, but his heart was warm.

*

Shen Yi was a little unaccustomed to the people coming and going in the supermarket, but fortunately, Han Shuo who was beside him kept talking non-stop, successfully pulling his attraction.However, he suddenly regretted that he didn't even bother to sift through the information about health, so he just entered it all in one go.

Thinking of this, Shen Yi was suddenly a little puzzled, Han Shuo hadn't charged the battery since he woke up that day!

"Suo, how much is your battery left?"

"...what I... don't need to charge."

Han Shuo suddenly stuttered and panicked in his words, but Shen Yi didn't notice it.

"If you don't need to charge, where does your energy come from?"

"…I…"

"Turn around, let me see."

Han Shuo hesitated but turned his back obediently. Shen Yi pulled off his clothes and began to examine them carefully.

"I'll go...it's obviously located here, how could it not be seen..."

Shen Yi searched for the charging port while groping. The strange thing was that Han Shuo's back was very smooth.

"Strange, did it go down there?"

Shen Yi started pulling on Han Shuo's pants, but he still couldn't see anything except his fair skin.

"Hey, Shuo, I said you... what are you doing?"

Shen Yi looked at Han Shuo's blushing face suspiciously, and when he looked down, his face was instantly covered with black lines.

"Fuck... when did I set up this function for you!"