Boss kidnapping plan [Comprehensive]

The truth is exactly what Saiki Kusuo himself said.

He is playing the game he just bought home, and he really has nothing else to do.

Saiki Kusuo was looking forward to this newly released strategy game, because many people recommended it and it was well received.

As a result, I found out when I actually played it——

boring.

It's so boring!

It seems that no matter what kind of game you play, you feel that there is something missing. It started from the day when a system that appeared and disappeared suddenly left.

I usually don’t think of it most of the time, but occasionally—especially when I’m holding a game console, it will suddenly come to my mind.

Saiki Kusuo is very clear about why he has such an abnormality.

The reason is very simple. After seeing more advanced and more interesting realistic holographic games, it is normal to pick up these so-called "boutiques" now and feel that they are generally not interested.

So, that's it.

At the critical moment when he just cleared the garbage game for 10 minutes a second ago, an unexpected figure fell from the sky, smashed through the ceiling of his house, and brought down the debris of sawdust everywhere——

Saiki Kusuo's mother was drying clothes in the yard. Of course, this earth-shattering battle shocked her, and she ran in quickly—it was only a shock. My son is super confident that it doesn't matter if the meteorite hits his house.

When I came in, I found out, oops, it's not a meteorite.

"What's the matter? Oh, is this kid your friend, Xiaoxiong?"

Qi Mu's mother was shocked again.

This child who fell from the sky looks really good-looking.

Saiki Kusuo: "No, he was just passing by—"

At this time, Sanqi has raised her paw happily: "Yes! I am the friend of the Great God, Sanqi, hello, auntie~"

"Sanqi, right~ come, come, sit down and have some snacks~"

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

For some reason, he was forgotten by both of them, including his own mother.

The culprit who smashed through the ceiling took back the gift that was said to be given to him very naturally, took out a bag from the lost space, and gave it to his mother as a meeting gift.

His mother also accepted the meeting gift very naturally, and brought tea and snacks to the "Xiaoxiong's friend" who sat down obediently with a smile. One big and one small sat on the sofa and chatted. Judging from the expressions, We had a great time chatting.

This also proves a truth: people like Sanchi who have two major advantages in appearance and personality (?), are especially popular with middle-aged women.

Amidst their laughter, Saiki Kusuo, who was ignored, calmly glanced at the mess on the ground, and then looked up at the big hole where the sun could be seen at a glance.

He silently used superpowers to restore the robbed house, and when the ceiling came back to life, he suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Because at this time, he heard the cheerful voice of his silly white sweet mother: "Sanqi, stay and eat~Taste auntie's craft!"

That stupid system whose IQ and EQ are not much different from his mother's was still a little hesitant: "Hey, I don't need dinner..."

Qi Mu's mother: "You're welcome, you will be happy if you keep Xiaoxiong~"

Saiki Kusuo: "No, I don't think so."

"Hahaha, Xiaoxiong, you are joking again."

All in all, Saiki Kusuo's objection was ineffective, and the silly system was too kind, and finally happily agreed to stay for dinner.

Soon it was dinner time.

Qi Mu's father came back from get off work, and at the dinner table, he was also amazed that his son had such a unique friend.

And, after accidentally learning a little about Sanchi’s miserable (really) life experience:

"What? No father? Wait, no mother either? So, Sanqi turned out to be..."

Qi Mu's mother and Qi Mu's father hugged each other and cried.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo on you ! ”

Just after dinner, Qi Mu's mother rolled up her sleeves and carried out the bed where Sanqi stayed at Qi Mu's house.

Sanqi no longer needs the emotion capture system, but even so, he can still feel the sincere kindness from the hearts of human beings.

"Hey, why are uncles and aunts crying? What did I say wrong..."

——The system definitely doesn't have biological parents, so Sanqi completely doesn't understand why Qimu's mother and Qimu's father look at him with burning and sympathetic eyes.

The corners of Saiki Kusuo's mouth moved, but at least he didn't lose his indifferent expression.

Just as he was comforting himself with the excuse that he was staying overnight, the naive psychic heard Sanchi's voice again.

"My god, my god! Can I sleep with you today?"

Saiki Kusuo: "What?!"

Sanqi hugged the quilt that Qi Mu's mother gave him, and pointed to the floor of Dashen's bedroom: "Auntie needs to clean up the empty room, it's really troublesome for her, I just need a place to lay the floor."

If the silly system is really a human being, it can be said to be very caring.

However, there is a problem.

Why did you choose to lay the floor in his room? ? ?

This question was still swirling in his mind until Saiki Kusuo lay down on the bed with a blank expression and closed his eyes.

until……

Saiki Kusuo couldn't fall asleep for a long time.

After lying down for about 10 minutes, he didn't move at all, and the feeling of falling suddenly hit his body, as if a gust of wind was passing by both sides.

"This is--"

When he opened his eyes, what he saw was not the black ceiling, but the blue sky!

Submerged in the clouds, it turned out that not only the wind passed by, but also cotton candy-like clouds.

Saiki Kusuo slightly adjusted his direction during the fall and changed to face downward.

Passing through the thick clouds, the picture in front of his eyes changed again. What he saw was a colorful continent, and it seemed as if he was about to touch a gorgeous rainbow under his feet.

Faced with such a situation, Saiki Kusuo probably guessed where he was now.

Sure enough, not long after, another figure fell at the same time—he was closer than the clouds he passed through just now, and the clear face of the pink-haired boy was reflected in his clear eyes.

"Great God~" This guy still called him in such a cheerful tone, "I see that you can't sleep, so I just dragged you in."

Saiki Kusuo said: "What kind of game is this?"

The corners of Sanqi's eyes flickered a little with pride: "It's nothing now. But this time, I have plenty of time, so I can slowly change it to what you want - any mode is fine!"

"Well……"

"What's the matter, God, don't you like it?" From proud to nervous.

Saiki Kusuo said after a while:

"No matter how much time passes in the game, is it still a second in reality?"

Sanqi looked into his eyes, and slowly, smiled again.

"Yes!"

In the world of dreams, this favorite system of sudden appearance and disappearance is omnipotent.

Just like Saiki Kusuo in real life.

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