I have to tease Teacher Qu a thousand times a day

"The two boys over there are so cute!" Amid the seductive and intoxicating sound of the violin, two tall German men were whispering in their native language.

Although they said so, their eyes did not dare to neglect the two young people in the booth not far away.

"It's so annoying." Xue Yu only knows English besides Chinese. He really doesn't know anything about German, but Shu Jingyun is a doctor who returned from overseas. Not far away, they are discussing their two The man was clearly at a loss.

"It seems that they are discussing us?" Xue Yu raised the sparkling water in his hand and waved it in the direction of the German man.

The two German men were frightened and fled immediately.

"It's really annoying. It's okay to be stared at abroad, but why is it still stared at when you return to China?" Shu Jingyun took a sip of beer, and his heroic eyebrows frowned impatiently.

Xue Yu smiled, "Who made our handsome guy Jing Yun so handsome and unrestrained, so fascinating."

The two have been bad friends for many years, and they never beat around the bush when talking, they can make any jokes, and they can say anything casually.

Shu Jingyun smiled and clinked glasses with Xue Yu, and then asked casually: "By the way, why didn't you see Cheng Yingdi today? How far have you guys gone?"

The identities of Xue Yu's lovers have never been shy about Shu Jingyun, and no one knows these affairs better than Shu Jingyun.

"It's just a matter of two days ago." Xue Yu also said calmly, while the little bartender at the side gave him surprised looks frequently.

Shu Jingyun was also a little surprised, "Break up? No way, if I guessed correctly, you should like Cheng Yingdi's handsome guy the most. He is mature, steady, gentle and considerate." Seeing Xue Yu's contemptuous gaze, Shu Jingyun came to his senses , how could anyone understand better than Xue Yu what kind of person Cheng Yingdi is.No matter how perfect the persona those companies have built for him, they cannot escape Xue Yu's eyes.

"Oh, that's fine, I won't talk about these things. I was expecting you to maintain this relationship until I return to China." Shu Jingyun was a little disappointed. Speaking of which, he really liked Cheng Yingdi's photo. face.

"If you want to see him, go to the fan meeting, anyway, I don't have anything to do with him." I don't know when the violin music was replaced by a rock music that exploded your ears.Today's DJ may have had a convulsion, the subwoofer was turned on so loudly that it made his heart throb and hurt.

Shu Jingyun rejected a man who invited him to drink, turned his head and continued to say to Xue Yu: "Then you are single now?"

Xue Yu nodded.

"I'm serious, don't think I'm long-winded, you really don't plan to find someone to settle down with?" Shu Jingyun waved his hand, and asked the bartender to refill a glass of dark beer for him, and drank it one gulp at a time.

Speaking of Anding, for some reason, Qu Rui's face flashed in Xue Yu's mind.

There is a star lamp on the bar in front of him, Xue Yu likes it very much, it always rotates slowly and at a constant speed.

In the impetuous moment of people, such leisurely things are really rare.

He stretched out his hand and spread out his palm under the star light, the soft halo sprinkled silently on his palm, the stars that slid past one after another were very similar to those figures that flashed by in his life .

Each one was gorgeous, but none of them shone for him.

Shu Jingyun is used to his repeated evasion on this kind of issue, in fact, he can also understand, after all, he is not the one with extraordinary abilities, so he can't empathize with him.

Occasionally, he would think differently when persuading Xue Yu. If he could see through everyone's heart, would he still be so keen on dating and making friends?

Probably not.

The most exciting thing about life is that you never know what will happen in the future.

If you are too able to see through everything, it will really lose its freshness.

It's like glass, you can see through it at a glance, it's transparent and there's no privacy at all.

Shu Jingyun thought with some annoyance, I really don't know whether Xue Yu saved the Milky Way in his last life, or made a sin of never being reborn.

"It's not that there are none." Just when Shu Jingyun was about to talk about the next topic, Xue Yu suddenly opened his mouth.

"What?" He drank some wine, his thoughts were a little confused, he almost forgot what he said last sentence.

Xue Yu withdrew her hand, rested her chin, and turned to look at him, "I said it's not that I don't want to settle down, and I also have a new chasing object."

"Really?" Shu Jingyun was a little surprised.

"Really, and I've put it into action."

There was nothing to avoid in the past, in front of Shu Jingyun, Xue Yu confessed frankly.

After listening, Shu Jingyun didn't show that relieved expression, instead he glared at Xue Yu as if facing a big enemy.

"Don't keep staring at me with your searchlight, can you? The eyes are so big, it's really scary." Xue Yu doesn't like being stared at by people, which always reminds him of some ghost stories.

Shu Jingyun didn't let him change the subject: "Stop talking nonsense, so what the master said is true? Did you really find someone whose heart you couldn't see through?"

Xue Yu nodded.

"And now this person is not only not interested in you, but also turns a blind eye to your pursuit?"

Xue Yu nodded again.

This is really an anecdote in the world, the person who was held in the palm of the hand by the film king can't deal with an ordinary university teacher now.

"What do you say this man's name is?"

Xue Yu said sullenly, "Qu Rui."

"Qu Rui! Sit here, sit here!" An excited call came from a corner not far away, and Xue Yu's attention was immediately attracted.

"Here we come." Xue Yu would never forget this voice, he followed the voice and saw Qu Rui walking in with a briefcase.

"I'm sorry, I'm late." Qu Rui was surrounded by a group of old classmates. It had been a long time since everyone had seen each other. In addition, Qu Rui was late, so a penalty of drinking was inevitable.

Xue Yu's eyes were always fixed on Qu Rui's direction, watching him clumsily dwarf among a group of shopping mall elites.

In the past, he would definitely be the kind of pure minister who held a high position but still only had a poor wife.

Of course, the wife of the chaff is just a metaphor, and he never thought that he and the chaff could get along.

He has never left the ivory tower, and he always has a bookish spirit with the fragrance of ink on his body. Unlike those old foxes who have been in the mall for a long time, he is very pure, and pure has only a pair of guts, which can only be given to one person.

Xue Yu didn't drink tonight, but now he felt a little drunk, or it would be more appropriate to call him slightly drunk.

Shu Jingyun also saw that man, in his eyes, this honest man was not the one that Xue Yu would fall in love with.

Xue Yu likes to be gorgeous, to be dazzling and eye-catching, and to have a good-looking skin, but this man is completely opposite to what he likes.

The overall level is among Xue Yu's previous lovers, which can only be regarded as a passing line, and his appearance can only be regarded as excellent, which is not comparable to the previous actor Cheng Cheng.

The only remarkable thing should be the highest academic qualifications, the university teacher is also a Ph.D.

But it was such a man who attracted Xue Yu for various reasons.

What puzzled Shu Jingyun the most was that such a man would reject Xue Yu, who gave him the confidence!

Shu Jingyun was a little furious, but when he turned his head, he saw Xue Yu's starry eyes piercing the autumn water.

"I'm really afraid of you." Shu Jingyun sighed helplessly, quietly gave a few words to the bartender, and then dragged Xue Yu to the bathroom.

"Wash your face and wake up, your staring eyes just now are the same as the goblin who saw Tang Monk's flesh." Shu Jingyun mocked angrily, Xue Yu iced his hands under the faucet, bowed a handful of water, He threw it on his own face, and by the way, a shock woke him up from the cold.

When his thoughts came back to his mind, he immediately replied: "Even if I am a goblin, I am the most beautiful goblin."

"You don't talk to me here, you are so eloquent, why do you only dare to look at people secretly through the crowd?"

"If you want, I'm happy. I just like to keep my distance." Xue Yu never slacked off, and he was a typical dead duck with a stubborn mouth.

"You've got this mouth all over your body. Well, I don't care about you, whatever you like." Shu Jingyun carried him out of the bathroom, sat on the edge of the bar with a calm face, and watched Xue Yu mix his hand with alcohol. drank the drink.

Xue Yu has a fatal flaw that others don't know about, that is, he has no acceptance of alcoholic beverages at all, and he is a standard drink.

After only one glass of alcoholic drink, Xue Yu's eyes began to blur.

"Hey! Don't sleep, don't sleep! Look over there." Shu Jingyun was just taking a gamble, wanting to see how far Qu Rui's influence on Xue Yu had reached.

Xue Yu stared in the direction of Shu Jingyun's finger in bewilderment, and saw Qu Rui in the middle of the crowd at a glance.

"It's him." Due to the influence of alcohol, Xue Yu's brain functioned much slower than usual.

While his mind is simple, his limbs are bound to be well-developed. He got up without thinking, and walked towards the man with a wine glass in his hand.

Every step he took was very slow, Shu Jingyun didn't accompany him, but sat on the bar and watched from a distance.

When Qu Rui saw Xue Yu approaching from a distance, he was a little shocked at first, but then he remembered what happened two days ago, so scared that he immediately found an excuse to run outside the bar.

Several old classmates were drunk, and no one noticed him, so he really slipped away.

The German man who had a crush on Shu Jingyun before disappeared for a long time, and when he reappeared in front of Shu Jingyun, there was actually a bouquet of delicate roses in his hand.

He spoke a mouthful of Chinese he didn't know where he learned it, and said to Shu Jingyun lamely, "This is for you."

Shu Jingyun confiscated it, and the German man immediately showed a miserable expression of being abandoned. He had no choice but to accept the flowers half-heartedly. After he got rid of his German friend, he realized that there was no flower on the booth over there. Xue Yu's figure disappeared.

"Where is the person?" He stood up with Hua Teng in his arms, and rushed out the door quickly.

"Raise a glass to invite the bright moon, Wuying and the three of you." The drunken Xue Yu stood at the intersection, staring at the full moon hanging in the sky obsessively, chanting the changed beyond recognition poems.

Teacher Qu has been a teacher for many years, and he would definitely not agree with him tampering with the classics. Like an old scholar in a private school, he came over helplessly and resigned to explain: "It is a toast to invite the bright moon, and the shadows become three people."

Xue Yu stared blankly, looking a little more innocent like a child, he smiled foolishly, pointed to his feet, and said excitedly: "Now there are four people!"

Seeing the long shadow under the street lamp, Qu Rui smiled silently.

The evening wind is blowing, the moonlight is like water, and every time in autumn is romantic and affectionate.

Compared with the noisy environment in the bar, it seems like another world outside the door.

The sound of cars, human voices, and even the sound of breathing are far away, and the quietness can be accompanied by the bright moon and stars.

Clear and cool. ． ． ． ． ．

Qu Rui looked at the young man beside him, and smiled helplessly, it was still quite warm.

"Go back, it's getting late." Qu Rui has a good capacity for alcohol, and it's not a big deal for him to drink all the old classmates who are begging for life in the wine tank, but his eyes are slightly red.

He lowered his head and glanced at Xue Yu beside him, knowing in his heart that he should just leave and ignore him, but his footsteps were still as heavy as a thousand catties, and he couldn't take a single step.

Today Xue Yu wore a small light gray windbreaker, which made his slender waist, long legs and fair skin even more.

"I won't go back..." Xue Yu shook his head, took Qu Rui's hand, and walked to the other side of the bar.

This alcoholic doesn't neglect to keep fit on weekdays, so he is quite strong, but now that he is drunk, he has become even more powerful. He is holding Qu Rui's hand tightly like a steel hoop.

Mr. Qu, who is a model teacher, sighed helplessly, you will never have a reason to talk to a drunkard, and if he is not willing, he can only follow along.

The location of the previous bar was very good, just across the road was the Night Market Pedestrian Street, Xue Yu should be a frequent visitor here, even if he was drunk, it didn't affect his pace of foraging in the slightest.

"I want an egg waffle, the original flavor, and a durian crisp."

In the eyes of outsiders, Xue Yu has a natural expression, well-dressed, with a vague wood fragrance on his body, coupled with his natural beauty, he is particularly alluring.

The boss put the egg waffles and durian crisps in a bag and handed them to him, and he stretched out his right hand to pick up something that came without even thinking about it.

"Hey, let go of my hand before you pick up things." Qu Rui was really speechless. If it wasn't for this incident, seeing his calm look, he would have almost forgotten that the handsome man in front of him Young people, now is the time of insanity.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he said to let go, this handsome young man immediately turned around, grabbed his collar, and threatened viciously: "No! If you dare to leave, I will bite you to death!" The sharp teeth and sharp mouth made Qu Rui think of the furry little tiger that was teased in the zoo for no reason, with a lump of flesh all over his body, and he didn't know who this word could scare.

It is said that people are the most defenseless and the most real after drinking alcohol. Teacher Qu thought with some bad intentions.

"Where to go, I will pay with things." After finishing speaking, he quickly took out his mobile phone to pay the bill with his free right hand, and under the astonished eyes of the proprietress, he coaxed Xue Yu away.

At the end the proprietress laughed, "The young couples really know how to play!"

Today is the weekend. For the bustling Lincheng, just after nine o'clock is the beginning of nightlife.

Xue Yu is obviously used to this kind of life, but Teacher Qu is not.Except for making appointments with friends, he basically has no concept of nightlife, not only because of professional requirements, but also because he really doesn't like such crowded places.

"This stuff is too sweet. Eat less sweets at night, it's not good for your health." Xue Yu silently killed a whole egg waffle, and asked Qu Rui to hold the box for him, and ate all the durian crisps. Seeing that the pieces in the box had bottomed out, Qu Rui had no choice but to stop it.

Originally thought that this hard-to-handle alcoholic would throw a tantrum, but it didn't happen as expected, Xue Yu tilted his head, blinking at him and then at the durian cake with his eyes that were not usually bright, but remained silent. let go.

Qu Rui heaved a sigh of relief, packed his things and prepared to move forward, but Xue Yu didn't move.

"what happened?"

Xue Yu lowered his head, and stretched out his left hand, the long finger was still covered with crumbs of durian cakes, Qu Rui resignedly took out a tissue from his bag and wiped it for him, when he looked up, he found that Xue Yu's eyes were closed. Blinking at him.

"What's the matter?" Qu Rui reckoned that he should have done something wrong and didn't have the mind of a drunkard.

"Aren't you going to hit me?" Just when Teacher Qu was about to find a way to get rid of this little burden, the burden suddenly spoke.

Teacher Qu was a little puzzled, what the hell was going on.

Xue Yu raised his head, with a slightly aggrieved expression on his face.He was easy to get drunk when he drank, and a little redness appeared on his white cheeks at some point, with the corners of his eyes and eyebrows showing a touch of loveliness.

If you want to ask Mr. Qu if he wants to teach him a lesson, then of course he does. This person ruined his date and pestered him again and again, which is not enough.

In the past, Teacher Qu just thought that this person was a little unreasonable, or a little unruly, but now it is really too much to say punishment or beating.

To put it bluntly, this is a brat. You can say that it is not right for him to play a prank in public, but he did not harm the world, nor did he harm life.

So it's true that Mr. Qu has a headache for him, but it's also true that I don't think he's an unreasonable guy.

"Why did I hit you?" Maybe even Qu Rui didn't realize it, his tone was two points more tolerant than usual, and the smile on his face was very sincere.

Xue Yu lowered his head, only dared to look at him secretly, and asked and answered like squeezing toothpaste, "Because I always make trouble for you."

"You also know that you have caused me a lot of trouble."

The drunkard nodded very honestly, and added: "But I don't regret it, everything I do is for our own good!" His voice was not small, and his tone was quite anxious. In the middle, it was inevitable to be scrutinized by passers-by, Qu Rui frowned, and pulled Xue Yu into an ice cream shop with few diners.

Xue Yu let go of his arm and sat across from him. He pursed his lips, thought over and over again, and stretched out his hand to Qu Rui again, "If you want to hit my palm, you can do it. I have no complaints."

Xue Yu looks young, and she looks youthful and beautiful in her clothes. In contrast, Qu Rui has a much stronger sense of elders. In addition, after being a teacher for so many years, he has always honed his dignity and dignity. They are not angry, so they are obviously of the same generation, but at the moment they look more like parents with children.

Seeing Xue Yu's blank face, and thinking about it again, Qu Rui couldn't help but want to tease him. He raised his hand high, and Xue Yu shrank his shoulders in fright.The young man closed his eyes but his long eyelashes kept trembling. Qu Rui smiled, and felt that it was meaningless for him to argue with him. To some extent, the two of them did not seem to be on the same age level at all. people.

He lightly patted Xue Yu's outstretched palm, and said tolerantly: "Okay, the punishment is over, and we must be good children in the future, you know?"

Xue Yu withdrew her hand and nodded obediently.

The weather was getting colder and it was night again, Qu Rui didn't dare to let Xue Yu eat ice cream, and led him back like when he came here.

Just after leaving the pedestrian street, I ran into Shu Jingyun who was looking for someone all the way.

"Xiao Xue! Why did you come here!" Shu Jingyun was so anxious that he couldn't answer the phone calls or text messages.He hadn't returned to the country for a long time, and he was not very familiar with the changes here. He was sweating profusely, and was so anxious that he finally found someone, so he kicked Xue Yu's ass twice when he came up.

Xue Yu honestly let him kick him, but he refused to hide. Qu Rui guessed that he should be a friend, so he explained to him: "You should be his friend. He drank too much, please send him back."

It was only at this time that Shu Jingyun turned his head to look at this man. He was indeed as ordinary as he looked from a distance, but when he saw Xue Yu's obedient face sticking to his side, he seemed to understand why he fell in love with him like this. people.

It’s like a mortise and a tenon. They may themselves be covered with colorful paintings and carved beams and paintings, but that’s just an accessory. What really attracts each other is not the illusory appearance, but the tacit understanding and perfection of each other’s ability to fit into the groove. .

Shu Jingyun put his arms around Xue Yu and asked him quietly: "Do you need to say goodbye? We are going home."

Xue Yu looked at him, then at Qu Rui, and said with a satisfied smile, "No, we will meet again."

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I am very happy to write this chapter, I am so cute, little monster! ! !