The sound of rain surrounds the beam

The Forum of the High School Affiliated to Dream University features high privacy, fast update of information, management by mysterious people, body armor, and intimate interaction between teachers and students—even if time has passed, the old-fashioned forum in the era of big data is still active in the extracurricular activities of the attached high school .

Just three hours ago, a hot rental advertisement was pushed to the top of the list.

[Integrity renting: I rented a two-person apartment near the attached middle school. Due to various reasons, I am now recruiting a roommate to live with me. The big bed and big room are separate single rooms.Requires male gender, no bad habits, limited by teachers.The price is negotiable, welcome to view the house, the first time is free of charge twice, the more you see, the more discounts dear [烟]

(It’s okay to come and see if you don’t rent it, please.) Tel: 180xxxxx917 Contact: Mr. Chen]

During the lunch break, Xu Yao accidentally poked into the forum, and immediately turned to share new melons with the teachers around her: "Click on the top1 of the school forum to see Teacher Chen struggling to death."

The office burst into laughter.

The person who posted the post is well-known, and the ID Mountain Ghost has a Knife—Chemistry Moderator, a frequent visitor to the popular science page.

——Looking at the entire Meng University Affiliated High School, there is only one teacher whose surname is Chen.

Mr. Chen Ziyu, Mr. Chen, has excellent professional skills, and the students mix well.School hadn't officially started at the end of August, and the heat exacerbated the situation. Less than one afternoon after this cowardly yet well-behaved rental notice was sent out, Chen Ziyou's text box exploded.

Teachers go to work a few days earlier than students, preparing lesson plans, moving books, and holding meetings.

Just blowing the hot air for 3 minutes, and being harassed by vibrations all over her ears, Xu Yao was on the verge of being irritable, and Chen Ziyou pushed the door and hit the gun: "Can you stop your phone? It's buzzing at noon and it's so noisy!"

His voice was so loud that he knocked off half of his ears in anger.

Chen Ziyou apologized again and again, walked quickly to the desk, unlocked the lock screen and scanned for two seconds, and said innocently: "I was also surprised, it stands to reason that the only thing that can make it ring is the text message reminding you to pay the phone bill."

He only forgot to take his mobile phone when he went to go through the formalities today. The physique of Africans will never let him down.

"What kind of demon are you? I think the forum is blown up."

"It's not just the forum," Yang Die echoed, "My class is crazy, now all the middle schools know that Mr. Chen is short of a roommate."

The little red dots that I usually don’t bother to clean up all the way up from a few sporadic ones to an incalculable number of 99+. Most of the senders are his students. They ask for familiarity, ask for less homework, and ask for a way out for freshmen. Devout believers regard him as The priest confesses.

Chen Ziyou was in a calm state of mind, he hacked dozens of numbers, and put the phone back to its original place: "Gangzhen, I didn't expect such a result."

Xu Yao ruthlessly pierced through it: "Okay, you stop the drama, don't think I don't know that you put all the forum coins you've saved for half a year into the top post."

"That's because I didn't expect the heat to be so good/fuck." After lunch, Chen Ziyou leaned back in the chair, his narrow eyes narrowed behind the lenses: "Now I regret spending so many forum coins."

The gleaming rental notice has been posted on the homepage for more than four days, and the popularity remains high, which is even more exaggerated than the trending searches on Weibo.

The service of free posting is not available to everyone. I didn't expect Chen Ziyou to be a student, and once again realized that the forum coins are really wasted.

Liu Yayu glanced sideways at the man holding the phone beside him and said, "You are young, you can eat anywhere." Then he snorted and said, "But even if you hang on the headlines of Sina, it's useless, and the male teachers in the school are useless. A few, and more than half of them are out-of-group dogs."

Yang Di followed Le: "What are you doing, Sister Liu, give him some face, people will not let go."

Chen Ziyou opened his mouth, closed it after two seconds of silence, and lowered his head to touch his glasses that were still on the bridge of his nose.

Can't refute.

Most of the posts are students and academic staff who don't think it's a big deal to make fun of them. Hundreds of pages of posts can't be found to be serious.

A few years ago when Chen Ziyou joined the job, the teachers’ apartments in the attached middle school were full, the school refused to renovate, and the subsidized housing could not be applied for for a long time. Seeing that school started, Chen Ziyou had to rent an apartment at his own expense while cursing his mother inwardly.

What a coincidence, the matter was decided at noon, and I saw a small advertisement for a rental house after get off work.

Yangjing apartment is 135 square meters, hardcover two bedrooms and two living rooms. The original owner immigrated.

Chen Ziyou has been away for many years, and his life is very casual. He doesn’t pay much attention to food, clothing, housing and transportation. In the eyes of this kind of working class, a house that is equivalent to a mansion is a bit luxurious to live alone, but the location is excellent. It is a 10-minute walk from the work unit, which can save money A lot of transportation costs.

If the casual element in Chen Ziyou's character takes the first place, laziness definitely ranks second.Part-time work and part-study while studying in graduate school, plus the salary of the internship, I saved some savings in total, gritted my teeth, and rented it out.

The good times don't last long, and the rent payment date at the end of the month is approaching—"I burned money and rented a big apartment on a whim, and ended up crying poorly. However, my body is used to this kind of imperial enjoyment. What should I do? Wait online."

After much deliberation, recruiting shared roommates is the best policy.

The middle class will soon be unable to make ends meet if they have no savings and no rent sharing.

However, it is not easy to find a roommate. These days, it is easier to find a partner than a roommate, so Chen Ziyou was so worried that he lost a few catties.

Yang Di actively gave him advice: "Hey, Old Wang from the math group next door is a man, and he's still single, but he's a little old, disgusting, and sloppy, and he barely meets your requirements. I can help you get in touch."

Chen Ziyou smirked politely: "Sister Yang summed it up very well, that's why I rejected him."

Liu Yayu closed the lesson plan and gave him a serious look: "Tell yourself, what kind of one do you want?"

These words were obviously choking him, she said it casually, and Chen Ziyou replied casually: "The requirements are not high, just a handsome comparison is enough."

"Dream you!"

After school, Xu Yao came to ask if he wanted to drink after get off work, and he treated him.Chen Ziyou is obliged to squeeze the opportunity of the iron cock.

"The game between humans and animals is not easy."

When Xu Yao whispered in his ear more than 20 times, Chen Ziyou was happy: "Old Xu, if you teach mathematics, don't learn how to compose poems like sister Liu, the rhyme is wrong."

"Be content, you don't have to be so particular about personal chemistry."

What they often go to is not so much a bar, it is better to say it is a bar.A few of the signature neon lights were old and broken, and music was playing softly, and a microphone stand was placed alone on the central stage, which was useless, and the boss had never invited anyone to sing on it.

"Go back to each house after drinking this cup?" Chen Ziyou asked, the ice cubes swayed and collided with the cup wall a few times.

"Come on, it's almost the end of the month, what are you going to do with your rent?" After working together for several years, Xu Yao is one of the few people who knows Chen Ziyou's details: "Didn't you say to borrow some money from a friend to invest? It is not easy for everyone to get money back and hang out in society.”

Chen Ziyou waved his hand, indicating that it is possible but not necessary: ​​"I am not so poor that I can't afford to eat, so let's talk about it if we can't."

He said, touched his trouser pocket, and stood up slowly.

"Why go?" Xu Yao grabbed his arm.

"Sober up." Chen Ziyou turned the cup he drank upside down on the table, raised his mouth and smiled, and said, "It's okay to continue drinking, but you have to be responsible for sending me home."

When Xu Yao let go like a hot potato, she didn't forget to kick him:! "Fuck you, get out of here."

Chen Ziyou shrugged, picked up his coat and got up, his steps were not so steady after being soaked in alcohol, and he seemed more sleepy than usual.

He drinks well and rarely gets drunk.

Floating outside, I occasionally feel depressed, find a reason to get drunk, drink until my consciousness is blurred, and throw up all over the floor. When I wake up in the morning, except for a splitting headache, there is only a bad smell after a hangover in the room.

It is better not to be drunk than to add decadence.

The wind was blowing from head to toe, Chen Ziyou was cold even when he was wearing a coat, the heat in the city was still lingering, Chen Ziyou's cheeks were hotter than the temperature of his palms when he drank alcohol on his face.

Suddenly want to smoke a cigarette.

He is too familiar with the radius of hundreds of miles. D City is not a big place. It is a psychedelic city where high-rise buildings and low walls interlaced with telephone poles coexist. It is neither prosperous nor barren. The unchanging scenery that passes by every day after work, There is a supermarket across the crosswalk on the right.

Now there is an obstacle at a distance of less than 20 meters, cutting off his sight.

It's a young man.

He was not drunk, the other party was obviously drunk.

Leaning against a utility pole with a broad back, he has a straight figure and is well dressed. The shiny leather jacket reflects the dim light. The design of the shoulders looks like a huge hole poked by a cigarette butt, and the incomplete corners are filled with metal. Excellent The shoulders are wide, fashionable and perverse.

It's pretty hot in late August.Chen Ziyou thought inappropriately.

Common equipment in the bar street, but the one behind them is not in the category of disco carnival, the other party is in the wrong place.

The young man took out the cigarette case, took out one and put it in his mouth. After a pause, he rummaged through his pockets left and right to find the lighter. When he found the back pocket, he looked back and caught him off guard. His eyes were red with drunkenness. His eyes seemed to be stained with alcohol.

Whoops, the handsome guy——Chen Ziyou's glasses are in his chest pocket, and he can judge only by his limited eyesight.

Judging by this temperament and bone appearance, it is quite evil.

He didn't see the rest clearly. After half a second, the other party touched it and turned around again. Immediately after a 'click', an inch of light and heat was blown away by the night wind, and the smoke ring lost its shape, sweeping away the first breath of the young man. A breath of noxious gas.

The young man twisted his fingertips around the cigarette holder to exhale, and suddenly remembered that the phone hadn't been hung up, and the other end of the phone had been on the air for a long time. The microphone was put back to his ear, and a vague guttural voice slid out, the syllables contained alcohol.

People are sensory animals, and the good-looking skin successfully slowed down Chen Ziyou's footsteps. He was playing with the black-screened mobile phone in his hand, pretending to casually observe the every move of the handsome man.

The commander-in-chief spoke in a low voice. In this city where there are so many dialects, it is rare in a city where the west of the city can't understand the east of the city. He is polite and cold: "It's okay."

"Don't worry, it's a small matter, I will take care of it."

"You're welcome, thanks for the prize."

"I'm sorry to bother Director Chi, can you call Director Li? Thank you."

Hearing this, Chen Ziyou was about to leave. Unexpectedly, the other party was swallowing clouds and melancholy one second, but the next second he raised his foot and smashed the sparks of the cigarette, and choked on a not-so-heavy voice, yelling:

"What a mess, I won't stay anymore! I will resign tomorrow! Book a plane ticket! Go home!"

The pace of Chen Ziyou's turning around was immediately stopped by this stern voice, and he looked back in surprise.

"Oh, I didn't drink too much!" Xiemei Marshal Bi wiped his eyes, crying like a pear blossom with rain: "Dog school! It's only when I came that I was told that the teacher's apartment was full, and the materials were used for more than half a month without saying a word. There are more than ten days left before school starts, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!”

Chen Ziyou: "?"

Damn it, why does this routine seem familiar?

tbc.

The author says:

In case someone blindly spy without reading the copywriting, Chen Ziyou is attacking!Chen Ziyou is attacking!Chen Ziyou is attacking! (Three shouts)