The sound of rain surrounds the beam

Waking up was the next morning.

The rain fell one after another, and the dawn stopped, and the humidity was everywhere, and a foggy blue circle was embedded in the distance.

The air conditioner was not turned on in the room, and it was damp and stuffy. Ouyang Li sat up in a daze, only to realize that he had slept on the sofa in the living room all night, with his head rested on a pillow, his lower abdomen covered with a thin blanket, and his coat lay flat on the back of the sofa. No stiff neck or cold.

He rested his head on the backrest for a while, and waited until his consciousness came back. He remembered that he should have made breakfast today, and hurriedly ended his meditation. He didn't eat anything last night and felt hypoglycemic. Almost tripped himself.

When the people in the kitchen heard the movement, they leaned out half of their body: "Are you awake?"

He shuddered and sat back on the sofa.

Chen Ziyou took off his apron calmly and walked towards him. Ouyang Li didn't speak, but retreated instinctively, sinking deeply into the suede of the sofa.

Seeing the other person's expression change from panic to dodge and then to guilt within a few seconds, Chen Ziyou laughed in his heart, and his movements did not stop because of this. He rubbed his fingers straight across his forehead, tested the temperature of his forehead, and then touched his own: "Well, it doesn't seem to be burned. .”

"I didn't turn on the air conditioner because I was afraid that you would catch a cold from sleeping like this. Do you have a headache?"

Ouyang Li nodded, then shook his head again.

"If you can't drink enough, next time, don't be brave. Don't be silent. You must know how to call people." Chen Ziyou took out the other party's usual tone of urging him to exercise more, and imitated it: "You are lucky this time, you woke up at home , Maybe it will be sold next time."

Normally he didn't talk so much, Feng Shui took turns, Ouyang Li wanted to laugh, but the side of his face hurt when he moved, so he couldn't do it, so he nodded and remained silent.

'I'm sorry' circled around his mouth seven or eight times, and before he could hold it in, Chen Ziyou gave him a brain crash: "What's the matter with you, you didn't say anything for a long time."

Ouyang Li's expression became suffocated, it's not that he didn't want to speak, he opened his mouth and couldn't make a sound, he pointed to his throat helplessly, and the voice he tried to pull out was like an old bellows: "I'm thirsty..."

Chen Ziyou was defeated, went in and out of the kitchen and stuffed a glass of water in his hand, it was boiled more than ten minutes ago, it was a little hot.

After being thirsty all night, Ouyang Li's throat was about to smoke, so he didn't care about those things, so he drank more than half of the glass in one go.

"Mr. Chen, I'm sorry..." The voice was normal.

Chen Ziyou raised his eyebrows: "I'm sorry for what?"

Ouyang Li drank the rest of the water and put the empty glass in his hand: "I don't know, I don't remember much about what happened last night. I don't know how much trouble I have caused you. Anyway, please apologize first."

Chen Ziyou reacted a little louder: "I don't remember what it means."

Ouyang Li looked at him: "I just can't remember."

Chen Ziyou still didn't quite believe it: "Don't remember at all?"

"Basically... I can't drink enough, and I don't remember things when I drink too much." Ouyang Li folded the blanket slowly, disheveled, but he couldn't find the slightest bit of depression, and said sincerely: "If I do something that makes you unhappy , I sincerely apologize to you."

Chen Ziyou searched the vocabulary for a long time, full of me/fuck.

Drunk like that, he guessed how many fragments of memory he woke up, this guy is good, the selection is better than he imagined, he performed amnesia on the spot, those true or false lingering or lust/desires, like the west wind passing through, there is nothing left Next, don't forget to prevaricate a word.

Should he breathe a sigh of relief, he wasn't sure.

Both of them were abnormal yesterday, if they wake up and still remember, I really don't know how to explain yesterday's gaffe, talking to those weird, drunken psychopaths.

However, Chen Ziyou hated this feeling even more.

Like a heavy rain, the other party stood on the water curtain, his clammy five fingers spread out and pulled him into the rain.The rain washed down and drenched the whole body. The other party was satisfied, patiently wiped off the water stains with a handkerchief, and said innocently, sorry for getting you wet too.

He clenched his fists tightly, and the other party still looked at him with a smile, his eyes were tender and compassionate.

Seeing that his expression was not very good-looking, Ouyang Li tightened the blanket in his arms uneasily, rubbed it twice and asked guiltily: "Did I do something last night—"

"No."

Unable to hear the emotion, Chen Ziyou stared into his eyes, and repeated: "No." He looked regretful, and sighed loudly on purpose: "Oh, I knew you would lose your memory the next day, so I should have taken the opportunity yesterday You painted your face."

"..."

The monthly exam on the first day of school is not only a torture for the students, but also for the teachers.

Without Ouyang Li's human-shaped alarm clock, he got up late and was in a hurry. Ouyang Li would rather skip breakfast and insist on taking a bath. He took the changed clothes and let Chen Ziyou go first, and went into the bathroom by himself.

Just now, Ouyang Li has been feeling a dull pain on the right side of his face. It was only when he was shaving in front of the mirror that he figured out that the pain was due to a bruise.

When he came out, he found Chen Ziyou dressed, leaning against the shoe cabinet, leisurely playing with his mobile phone.Seeing that he was dazed and not in a hurry, he stared wide-eyed for a while, then suddenly said, "Six minutes."

"what?"

Chen Ziyou confirmed the time on the watch: "There are only 6 minutes left for you to change clothes, ah, 5 minutes."

Ouyang Li rushed back to the room.

The apartment is very close to the attached middle school, Ouyang Li can't tell that he is going to be late just by looking at his face, but his feet are thrashing like participating in a marathon, waving and smiling under the eyes of students all the way.Chen Ziyou caught a glimpse of his movements, and he was amazed: "Yo, interacting with the little fans, do you like students so much?" "It's okay," Ouyang Li said, "What if I teach them." No, I’ve met those students, none of them chose geography in the third year of high school.”

Ouyang Li Teng punched the opponent in the ribs.

Chen Ziyou got the timing right, it was never too late, but there was not enough time to go to the Academic Affairs Office to pick up the papers, Ouyang Li suddenly remembered something: "The first monthly exam, don't you go back to the classroom to have a look and say a few words? "

Chen Ziyou snorted coldly: "It's time to hang out, they hate me so much during the holidays, don't they all love to learn? Let them fend for themselves."

That is to say, when Chen Ziyou went to the examination room 3 minutes before the start of the examination, he passed by the fifth class, walked a few steps and then returned, knocked on the door with a few stacks of papers, and even asked and threatened: "Bring all the examination equipment, don't you?" You can’t just make up the questions in the meeting, but you must not copy them, if I catch them or some teacher tells me, you will die.”

It was only a few minutes before the bell rang, and everyone had agreed that Mr. Chen would not return to the classroom, and a familiar big face suddenly appeared in the window, all of them were terrified.

Before the preparatory bell rang, they packed up their things and left. They voluntarily walked around Mr. Chen at the door, and smiled despondently: "Don't dare dare... Goodbye, Mr. Chen..."

He and Ouyang Li invigilated the examination room on the same floor as two classes away. Ouyang Li trotted all the way to the front of him, and apologized to the person first when he arrived at the examination room: "I'm sorry, Mr. Zhang, I brought the paper here."

Zhang Ying, who invigilated the exam with his teacher, was the head teacher of the sixth class he taught, and he looked down on him for various reasons.

Usually Ouyang Li is dedicated to his duties, teaches well and the students like him, he can't find any fuel to get angry, and finally catches something. Zhang Ying doesn't care whether he is late or not, he is late for a few minutes, and first reprimands him: "I'm sorry, is it useful?" , which invigilator doesn't arrive early, why are you special, you really think you are a big star."

"It's my fault, I've caused you trouble."

If someone else heard this, they would definitely have to choke back a few words. Ouyang Li also didn't care about holding the kraft paper bag of the test paper and said lightly: "But the students are coming, let's get ready."

One punch to the cotton.

Slowly, students arrived at the door, with their schoolbags crowded together. Zhang Ying felt uncomfortable in front of the students, picked up the metal detector on the table and shouted: "Don't make noise, line up one by one!"

"Are there any missing papers? Watch the answer sheet carefully. Check the class number several times. If you fill in the wrong papers, you will lose a point."

In the first section of the language test, Chen Ziyou walked around a few times, and Liu Yayu dragged the chair to the last row to sit down, stretched Erlang's legs and stretched his waist: "Be honest and don't try to copy, what are you doing? It's pretty clear from behind."

The only response to him was the brushing of strokes and paper.

There are nine subjects in the monthly exam, the school puts a lot of emphasis on it, blocking the signal of the whole building, Chen Ziyou chatted in every possible way, the first two classes were barely passable, it was boring to sit for two days, the eyes were a row of heads, the surrounding was too quiet, the clock hands were ticking Walking in vain is tiresome.

The light and shadow in the afternoon dragged on and stretched into a soft halo, no longer as hot as in the morning.

The next day, Chen Ziyou changed his seat and sat at the front. He briefly glanced at the difficulty of the test paper. The questions in the chemistry test were not written by him. He was only responsible for the review, but most of them were the key points he had bet on. .

He advocates autonomy in learning, life and scores are all his own, send the outline to read by himself, and Chen Ziyou will recommend some reference books from time to time.

This is just the beginning of learning, and the knowledge involved is not deep. As long as you prepare carefully, it is still very easy to get a high score.

There happened to be more test papers at hand, Chen Ziyou's brain twitched, and he picked out a geography paper.Adhering to the principle of "make up the questions that you don't know and don't leave them empty", he finished answering the whole set of questions, pretended to write his name, and sent it to the next door after class: "Come on, Lao Ou, give me a judgment."

Ouyang Li just sat down, with a book in his hand, put the bookmark and pushed it aside, suspiciously took the test paper in front of him, flipped it back and forth and said helplessly: "...I see that you are really bored."

At noon, in order to take care of the students' emotions, the cafeteria added a few more dishes during the exam, and the teachers followed suit and served fried fish steaks and hamburgers.

Chen Ziyou ate his fish steak in two or three bites, complaining that he was too bored, and his buttocks were about to get sores. Ouyang Li brought a book of poems to pass the time, and he sympathized with it, generously giving him half of his hamburger meat.

"So I create happiness by myself." Chen Ziyou pointed to a certain question above: "Several questions are not accurate, and I have never touched geography after graduating from high school, let's just let it go."

"I'm surprised that it's written like this. I think some students don't answer all the questions you have." Ouyang Li supported his face: "Okay, I'll judge you when I have time in the next quarter. If you don't get 60 points in the test, you should reflect."

"What do you mean, I was in high school—" Chen Ziyou was going to continue to argue, but found that his unnatural smile paused: "The blue spot on your face still hurts?"

"A little bit, it's okay if you don't laugh, so don't tease me." Ouyang Li said in doubt: "Speaking of which, do you know how I got the bruise on my face?"

You know, I pinched it when I kissed you.

Speaking out is tantamount to a dead end, Chen Ziyou pretended to think in embarrassment: "I don't know, but we can analyze it rationally."

"Start your performance." Ouyang Li listened attentively.

Chen Ziyou stretched out two fingers: "It is known that you have been with me since I carried you out of the bar, and it is known that you went to the bathroom before losing your memory. So I deduce—"

Ouyang Li: "You deduce—?"

"You must have knocked on the urinal when you went to the toilet!" Chen Ziyou said righteously.