Cannon fodder "attack" development system

On the second day, Song Guan's play was quite successful. None of the bad situations he imagined with Xiaobing before happened, neither did he forget his words, and no one came to reject his proposal. If there is any accident, it is probably because he did not expect to see Ye Yushi again in this day's court.

——Looking at Ye Yushi's appearance before, I thought he was going to be so angry that he could hold his breath as soon as he got home.

However, Ye Yushi still went to the court, holding an elephant wat in his hand, a black official robe and a body set off a straight figure, his eyes were calm and his face never wavered, his expression was very calm and composed, or The appearance of that proud censor with a stylus pen, as if the nosebleeds sprayed yesterday were all the illusions of the kings.

However, such a large group of people have witnessed it with their own eyes. Of course, it cannot be an illusion. After Ye Yushi went through the nosebleed incident before, he did not flinch at all. It's easy, Song Guan said with emotion, and then after thinking about it, he felt that such a development was indeed inevitable.

This matter can be replaced by a scene, just like him going to school, assuming he is taking a physics class, at this time the classroom must be as quiet as a chicken, and many students are silently making an appointment with Zhou Gong. See, but at this time the teacher called him to answer the question, but before he stood up and answered the question, he farted in front of the whole class, and it was an extremely loud fart. It was so loud that it woke up the classmates who were about to fall asleep.

Just thinking about such a scene makes people feel terrible, and they can't be human. No matter how much they wanted to get on the spaceship and fly out of outer space, and never see the classmates and teachers in this class again, but this class is still He has to keep going, not only that, he has to attend this class, and he has to attend the next class, and the next class, and he has to come to school for tomorrow's class.

Song Guan guessed that Ye Yushi was in the same mood, and if he thought about it more carefully, if Ye Yushi really took sick leave, then he really didn't want to be a human being, even if he had nothing to say. There is something wrong with Cheng.

It's not easy to be a censor, and if something goes wrong, it feels like he can't be a man every minute.

Song Guan suddenly felt that Ye Yushi was actually a real warrior. It was just too annoying to speak up normally, and it was fine when it didn't hurt him. The words that come out of his mouth can make people want to sew his mouth shut with a needle on the spot, it's so fucking annoying.

Song Guan did not stay in the palace after the court today, but left the Taiji Hall directly. After the morning court, he said goodbye to those courtiers who stood relatively close to him. They didn't say anything before. , the official standing on Song Guan's right was suddenly greeted by Song Guan, and he was quite a little frightened, even to the point of being a little sluggish. The specific manifestation was that his reaction was obviously two beats slower than usual, and this slowness The reaction of the two beats really showed a sense of indifference and aloofness, which made Song Guan think "my colleagues are so aloof and seem to be difficult to get along with", but in fact this courtier's inner world has collapsed It's so bad that it's rolling all over the floor and screaming, ah! ! !Second Young Master Song is talking to me! ! !he!host!move!and!I!explain!talk!up! ! !host! ! ! !move! ! ! !hahahahahahahaha!what to do!Am I handsome today!Are the clothes beautiful!I'm so nervous!I'm so scared!How should I answer Song Ergongzi's words at this time? !Hurry up!I really wish I could say a famous line of flirting through the ages at this moment!It's best to be the kind of literature and art that make fun together!A sentence of unrestrained and restrained!Then Second Young Master Song was overwhelmed by my literary talents and fell in love with me deeply!Then we had two babies!I have all the names in mind!The eldest child is called Song Ai Dae!The little baby is called Song Aisi Daddy!Just thinking about it makes me so excited!

Song Guan didn't know that his colleague, who looked like a cold dog, was so mad in his heart that he had a baby with him and even chose a name.

After the farewell episode, Song Guan returned to the Song Mansion. He wanted to lie down on the bed and sleep in the cage, but after being reminded by Xiaobing, he found that it was time to see his elder brother again today. Song Guan took off his shoes and climbed up. I didn't want to go to bed, but after thinking about it, I climbed out of bed again to put on my shoes and prepare to go out.

Without him, it's just because he is a terminal patient of severe procrastination when going out, and if he procrastinates for a while, he might really not want to go out.

There is no one in the ancient woods. The Linyuan Taoist Temple where the elder brother is located is as usual. No one has ever come. He knocked on the door for a while, but still no one paid any attention, so he had to take out the letter paper he had written by the way last night from his bosom, and stuffed it into the crack of the door.

The rest of the year flies by quickly, after autumn comes winter, after winter comes a new year, during the Spring Festival, there is a lot of lights and festoons outside, even though the Song Mansion is quite deserted, the population of the mansion was originally There were not many, and some of them were brought back home by Xiaobing to reunite with their family members, so after counting, the head count was only five or six, and the elder brother and the third younger brother did not return to the Song Mansion for the holidays this year.

Xiaobing was afraid that Song Guan would be sad, so he burned a lot of food, and expressed comfort in words. In fact, Song Guan was not sad at all, and didn't feel anything, but everyone felt that he was sad, so he took it as acquiescing , but seeing Xiaobing talking on her own, and finally looking very sad when she talked about it, Song Guan sighed silently, thinking that it might be that Xiaobing has been under a lot of pressure recently, coupled with the feeling of touching the scene, so this mood fluctuates It is also obvious.

He used to enjoy eating the food made by Xiaobing, but now seeing Xiaobing's distraught appearance, he stepped forward and patted Xiaobing's shoulder, comforting him: "We are making a fuss. Is it good to be quiet in the midst of it? Things that are too brilliant can't last long, and life can last long if life is flat and smooth."

Xiaobing read this sentence in his heart for a while, pondered for a while, then lowered his head and continued to peel peanuts for Song Guan. After peeling a bowl of peanuts, the emotion in his heart made him clean up almost by himself. With energy to distract other things.

He pushed the peeled peanuts in front of the Second Young Master. Previously, Xiao Bing focused on his own sad things, but he didn't pay much attention to what Song Guan was doing. As a result, he cared, so he naturally noticed his Young Master. How did he gnaw on the chicken feet until he looked extremely happy.

Xiaobing: "..."

Xiaobing looked at Song Guan who was gnawing on the chicken feet, and for some reason felt an indescribable feeling in her heart.But the second son was born too well, and even though he enjoyed eating the chicken feet, there was nothing wrong with his manners.Xiaobing has always known that the second son was born well, but he has always felt that a person who grows well cannot cover up all other shortcomings. Leaving aside his personality, in fact, a person usually In the details of behavior in the movie, a single mistake can easily be looked down upon.

Regardless of the people around him, Xiaobing himself is very obsessed with whether a person eats well or not. Some people look good on weekdays, but when they eat at the table, they appear greedy and poor with their bodies bowed and their heads bent. , it's not a dog, why is it so hard to eat.

Isn't that right, when Song Guan was the leader of the Demon Cult earlier, Elder Qiu spent a lot of thought on disciplining him. The leader is the face of the Holy Cult, so naturally he has to pay attention to everything. Although he is a resident, he has been taught everything that should be taught by the family in the past—not the family in these Zhoumu, but his real family.

Song Guan's parents are very particular, but Song Guan himself is not too particular, he can do whatever he wants, especially since he moved to the house, he can come here however he wants, but many habits have been cultivated since childhood. When it is done, it is integrated into daily life like breathing, so Song Guan can be regarded as good, better than most people, although it is not particular, but it is useless.In fact, there are two children in Song Guan's family, one is Song Guan, and the other is Song Guan's elder brother. His elder brother has always done everything well, and he is very particular about it. He is often not like a person. Yes, it is simply a precision instrument, but these things are a long story, and Song Guan doesn't really want to mention them, so I won't mention them for now.

This is the case of Song Guan, who became the leader of the Holy Cult and fell into the hands of Elder Qiu, and was disciplined almost without a layer of skin, but the discipline of Elder Qiu was also very effective, just like now The second son of the Song Dynasty can gnaw a piece of pickled pepper and chicken feet to look like a banished fairy, and it also makes Xiaobing drunk to the side, it is too hard to describe.

Xiaobing couldn't bear to look directly at it, so she had to find something else to do to divert her attention, so she picked up the dish on the table that symbolized "more than every year" and gave Song Guan a fishbone, and waited. He silently pushed the fish meat with the fishbone in his hand to Song Guan, remembering that there was something he had never told Song Guan, so he told Song Guan that in fact, there have been many people wanting to work in the Song Mansion these days , but he refused, because Song Guan's current salary is so small, and there is no other subsidy, he really can't afford to support too many idlers, so he has to spend carefully. Yes, he naturally didn't want all of them, because it was really suspicious, and it looked like he had some ulterior motive.

Song Guan didn't pause after hearing this, and just replied: "You can deal with it as you please, as long as you can figure it out."

With the sound of firecrackers, the new year is over, and after this new year, it will be a new day.I don’t know if it’s because he has been ups and downs for too long in the years of Zhoumu, Song Guan always feels that the feeling of time passing is gradually too unreal, if he wants to describe it as "sand between fingers", it is just In this way, the sand "slipped" through the fingers and passed by at once, without making people feel any difference, which was very unreal.

In the coming new year, the Empress Dowager delivered to Song Guan more and more excerpts for Song Guan to talk about. However, the elder brother in Linyuan Guanli still ignored Song Guan. Some of the courtiers gradually became acquainted with each other. Occasionally, they would go to a restaurant to have a meal and listen to a little song at night. It was really not too pleasant.

Of course, Ye Yushi is not included among the acquaintances. To Song Guan, Ye Yushi is still the same. He always picks and chooses his bad. The mouthpiece got angry once or twice, but in the end he calmed down, "He is strong, the breeze blows the hills; he is horizontal, and the moon shines on the river", no matter what Ye Yushi said later , Song Guan is all about watching the nose with the eyes and the heart with the nose, just treat it as a fart sound, and ignore it.

It was the end of summer, and Qiulan was already exposed. On this day, Song Guan came to Linyuan Temple with the letter he wrote the night before, just like the previous days.

Anyway, Linyuan Temple never opened the door when he came. Song Guan was used to closed doors and didn't care. He just squatted down and found the crack of the door. Put the letter in your hand into the crack of the door.

As a result, the half of the envelope did not enter the door, but the door was opened from the inside.

Fortunately, the door can only be opened by pushing in, otherwise Song Guan's face would have been punched with a red dent every minute.

The black wooden door opened inwards, and what Song Guan squatted on the ground looked at first was a pair of white shoes, and then went up to the hem of the white Taoist robe. The flowing cloud pattern is bloody.

Just looking at this is enough for Song Guan to recognize who the other party is. This clothes must be the elder brother.

In fact, Song Guanxiang has been complaining about the elder brother's Taoist robe for a long time. The bloody flowing cloud looks really evil, and every stitch and thread seems to have a murderous meaning. People who practice Taoism emphasize peace of mind. I really don't know how even the clothes How can he cultivate Taoism calmly even if he has been rectified so murderously.

But considering that his eldest brother is not a person who wants to practice Taoism, the decorations on the clothes are not worth mentioning.

Song Guan was still holding the letter in his hand and didn't put it down. He called out to his elder brother first, but before he could look up to see his elder brother's expression at the moment, he was pulled up from the ground very roughly by the other party.

Song Guan was pulled to stand up inexplicably, the elder brother held his hand so hard that his fingers were almost broken, Song Guan couldn't help frowning, but there was no other movement, the elder brother went crazy again, he It is even more impossible to act rashly.Song Guan raised his eyes and looked at the face that was just a few feet away. He hadn't seen it for more than half a year. The elder brother still looked the same. Song Guan thought about it, although his hand was pinched a little, but he still stretched his eyebrows , didn’t frown anymore, and said he didn’t reach out to hit the smiling face, he smiled, and called again in a questioning tone: “Brother?”

Song Guan waited for a while but didn't wait for the other party to speak, just lying in his heart, "Brother, why don't you talk, are we going to stand like this forever, brother, wake up", he finally heard the elder brother speak After speaking, the elder brother's voice was very cold, and he questioned word by word: "Didn't I say last time that you are not allowed to come again?"

Song Guan slandered that you didn't allow me to come, so why don't I come, if you tell me to get out, I'll get out, treat me as a ball.Thinking this way in his heart, he was about to say something else, but his elder brother pinched his face very hard.Song Guan was caught off guard by this blow, and he exerted so much force that his eyes burst into tears. He didn't want to meet his elder brother, but saw that there was a dark fire burning in the pupils of the other party.

Seeing this, Song Guan was also upset. Nima, I, who has been beaten, pinched, scolded, and disliked by you for a long time, didn't express it. Why are you angry?At this time, the eldest brother let go of the hand that was holding Song Guan. He stretched out his hand and pushed Song Guan out of the door. Behind me, now that I have grown up, I haven't made any progress at all—no, I can't say that I haven't made any progress. You have become thicker and thicker over the years. As an elder brother, should I say congratulations here? Song Guan , don’t you have any shame at all? Do you know—” Song Zhan looked at Song Guan and said expressionlessly, “You are as disgusting as a puddle of shit.”

Song Guan: "..."

The black wooden door was slammed shut again from the inside. Song Guan, who had been scolded all over his head and face, came back to his senses, except that he felt inexplicable, but really had no other thoughts.

Going back to the Song Mansion, Song Guan briefly stated the matter to Xiaobing. After hearing this, Xiaobing was silent for a while, thought for a while, and told Song Guan that, judging from the current situation, Song Guan should not go to Song Da for the time being. Young master, now that the eldest son is very angry, it is better to wait until the eldest son's anger subsides before drawing it slowly.

Song Guan thought it was very reasonable, so he really didn't go to Linyuan Taoist Temple anymore. He didn't want to go very much from the bottom of his heart, but now that he didn't have to go, he naturally felt relaxed, and he felt more energetic when he played in the morning. No, I can eat an extra bowl if I am in a good mood at night. Is it really refreshing?

A few days later, a courtier asked Song Guan to go to the Qinlou Chu Pavilion to drink flower wine. Song Guan was just about to refuse, because he was not interested in drinking flower wine at all. After all, think about it. The world is full of men. Yes, so when you go to drink flowers and wine, the person who will do something bad must be a man. At that time, a lot of men will hug each other and take off their clothes. I can’t describe it. Just thinking about that scene makes him I feel like my eyes are going to go blind.

But the words of refusal came to his lips, Song Guan thought for a second, and thought that in the future, he would invite the protagonist to drink flower wine in the Qinlou Chu Pavilion, and then give the protagonist to the props to play while drinking the flower wine. In the outline, it is clearly stated that Prime Minister Song dragged the protagonist Shou to a secret cubicle to handle it. When he meets the protagonist Shou at this time, if he is not familiar with the people in the Qin Lou Chu Pavilion, he will not be familiar with Qin Lou. He doesn't even know the terrain of the Chu Pavilion, so how can he secretly and familiarly drag the protagonist to a secret cubicle for props to play with?

So the words of rejection were all on the tongue, Song looked at the expression of "I will definitely be rejected" on the other party's face, nodded suddenly, and readily agreed to go to the Qinlou Chu Pavilion for everyone to drink flower wine together.

Everyone: "..."

Oh my god!Second Young Master Song is going to drink flower wine!

Fuck, you really can't be judged by appearance, the second son of Song Dynasty who looks so green, bamboo orchid, wind pool, hundred hectares, bright moon, wind and clear, like an exile!To even drink flower wine, this world is too dark, shameless and shameless!

...Damn it, I'm going too!

In the end, there was a large group of people who went to drink Huajiu that night, it was an unprecedentedly large group, and the old bustard who came out to greet everyone in the restaurant was shocked, so frightened that he thought that the restaurant he opened was going to be raided, but he found out Everyone who just came to drink flower wine really let out a long sigh of relief.

The old bustard knew that his restaurant was fine, and the smile on his face was quite sincere: "It's the first time I see so many adults appearing together," the old bustard said with a smile, "You guys, please go upstairs. Well, those rooms are still reserved."

Because there was a lot of movement at the door, many people in the restaurant were startled and all looked towards the door.

These courtiers all came after they went home and changed into plain clothes, so there was a first-come-first-served order. Song Guan came neither too late nor too early, and he was stuck in the middle of the order neatly. I brought pancakes.When Song Guan found out that the bustard came to greet him, his expression was as if he had seen a ghost for some reason, and the restaurant was very lively when he first came in, but for some reason it became dead silent afterwards, to use the phrase Song The sentence often used when writing essays in primary schools, "It's so quiet that you can even hear the sound of a needle falling on the ground", is really weird.

Song Guan stepped up the stairs on the second floor in that dead silence, and the bustard who led the way didn't speak. Song Guan really felt that the quiet atmosphere was very strange, and with a little tentative thought, he said: "I still I thought the restaurant was very lively.”

As a result, as soon as the words were finished, music suddenly sounded from downstairs, which scared him so much that he stopped in his tracks.The players playing the piano played the music with all their strength, and when Song Guan entered the private room on the second floor, the one playing the piano downstairs actually broke a string.

Afterwards, Song Guan recalled the flower wine, everyone drank quite politely, it was no different from eating in a restaurant, but drinking flower wine is much more expensive than going to a restaurant, I really don’t know if everyone came to a restaurant What is the purpose of eating and drinking? Obviously, these can be done in restaurants.

On the way, Song Guan suggested that everyone invite a few young men to accompany the wine, but was dismissed by most of the people present. Song Guan didn't really want to find young men to play with, although he wanted to investigate a little bit. To what extent, but in fact, his main purpose of coming here this time is to familiarize himself with the terrain and the bustard here, and to ask for something close to it, so after being dismissed by everyone, he did not insist on recruiting the bustard. .But after thinking about it, I thought it would be interesting to ask someone to come out and sing a ditty or something.Because the young man accompanied the wine, everyone would usually make a scene that was outrageous, but when the top card came out, everyone mainly pretended to be reserved and calm in the chaos. I am a potential long-term customer.

I just didn't expect him to say that he wanted to see the top card in this restaurant. The old bustard tried to evade all kinds of reasons, saying that the top card cannot see people now.

Afterwards, Song Guan didn’t see the top card, and the idea of ​​observing everyone drinking flower wine together didn’t come true, and he didn’t study the layout and topography of the restaurant well, but was persuaded by the ministers who came together I drank a lot of wine successfully, but after drinking it, I was still a little bit drunk.Sure enough, it is not without reason that so many people like "things in the glass". Once a person is drunk, he will not think too much, so the troubles will disappear.

Song Guanzheng was drunk, don't look at him sitting upright and drinking one cup after another as if he seemed to be fine, but he was already drunk and stupid.He was drinking and drinking, and he was drinking happily, when he suddenly heard a noise outside the door, but Song Guan was already drunk, so he didn't really hear what the voices outside said, he just heard it in a trance. There was a lot of noise, and then the room they were in was smashed open from the outside.The person who fell in was a person who was whipped in. The person fell on the ground in the debris of the wooden door, moaning in pain and unable to get up.

Song Guan was drunk, his awareness of the outside world was really low to a certain extent. He was still holding his glass and tilting his head to look blankly at the fallen man. Someone had already crossed the messy floor and came to him. His Taoist robe was embroidered with flowing clouds of blood, his eyebrows and eyes were as cold as snow in the wilderness, and his whole body was as cold as a sword.

Song Zhan glanced over all the people present, where there was no blood or broken bones, it just made people feel cold on the back of the neck.And Song Guan, a drunk drunk, was still stupidly holding the wine glass and didn't realize it. When he was carried directly on his shoulder like a rice bag, he was still dizzy until he carried it. His people walked out of the room and went down the stairs. Song Guan seemed to understand, and then struggled violently: "Bold!" It's useless, but the stomach is pressed against the opponent's shoulder, making it even more uncomfortable, so Song Guan is annoyed, "Who are you, you, put me down!"