My cat is sperm

Just as Rosasha was inflating herself, Tony and the others who were notified by David immediately rushed to Stark Tower.

Wanting to catch Loki and prevent him from causing trouble is one, and worrying about Rosasha, a kitten who has no self-protection ability, is the second.

It's just that they all temporarily forgot that Rosasha, a weak, pitiful and helpless kitten, is a terrifying existence that can swallow people up with a single mouthful.

Although Natasha knew this, she didn't want to remind them. With that little smile, she was happy to see them thinking about things.Especially Tony, like an old father, was afraid that his children would be bullied when he was not present.

By the time they arrived at the building, it was almost dinner time.

Rosasha had already ordered takeaways for a few of them under David's reminder.It just so happened that Pepper had a dinner tonight and couldn't eat with her. It was also a good choice to eat with these people.

Rosassa sat upright at the door of the restaurant, and when they arrived, she rushed to the dining table in three or two steps, obediently waiting for them to sit down and have dinner.

"Wait for us to be together?" Tony patted her on the head, his expression looked very relaxed, as if this was just a rare opportunity to have dinner together, and he only enjoyed the food and didn't talk about business.

Clint came over, looking like he still wanted to pet the cat, but after being rejected again, he was not depressed, and said with a smile: "It doesn't look like a kitten anymore, it's grown up."

"After all, I ate so much." Bucky laughed teasingly, and pulled out the chair casually, wanting to sit down.

As a result, Rosasha glanced at him, got up and walked towards Natasha, then under Bucky's gaze, she yelled sweetly at Natasha twice, and buried herself in Natasha's arms as she wished .

Bucky looked at his girlfriend in shock, then at the three-colored cat lying in Natasha's arms, a little speechless.

Tony, who claims to be the best shit shoveler, is not happy: "Hey, I'm the one who pays for your food and drink. Why don't you treat me like this?"

Natasha hooked her lips and glanced at Tony: "After all, you are a man."

That's right, although what they saw was this cute kitten, in essence it was a little girl who had just grown up.If you really want to lie in Tony's arms, everyone else will punish him without Natasha's action.

This is too insane, isn't it?

Thor couldn't wait any longer. In fact, he asked about Loki before entering the door, which was already enough to give the little cat face.After all, Rosasha's tail still retains his handwriting. Whenever he sees it, he will always think of the wrong things he did, and his momentum will naturally weaken.

But after waiting for a few minutes, he finally couldn't help it, and asked, "Where is Loki? What did he do?"

Rosasa took a look at the big fool. Although she was still a little angry and her tail was not fully intact, she could still tell the seriousness of the matter.

So, she smashed her mouth, hooked Natasha's arm lightly with her claws, and in Natasha's clear eyes, she ate her with the hands of the black widow who was seen by outsiders as very capable dinner, while calling out the screen, typing slowly under Thor's expectant eyes.

It's not that she deliberately bullied the stupid big guy, typing so slowly, but typing with her claws, even if it is familiar Chinese, the speed is not much faster.

Fortunately, Thor, who has a straight-forward personality and is extremely straightforward, had a hard time being patient this time. After Rosasha finished typing, and then through David's translation and the video provided, he finally understood the matter.

"Mary, do you know that the other party is a phantom and not a real person?" Tony looked at the empty room in the video where there was no other creature except the kitten, with a serious expression on his face.

Rosa nodded.

'I can tell the difference between souls. '

When she said that, everyone naturally thought of the ring in her body, the Lantern Ring.I'm afraid it is because of this ring with supreme power that she can recognize Loki's situation at a glance and protect herself in such an environment.

However, the power of the blue light ring represents hope. Could it be that the hope of the little cat is to see everyone's soul clearly?

Clint thought more, leaned over and asked, "Mary, tell me, what does our soul look like to you?"

It was fine if he didn't ask, but when he asked, the others naturally looked over curiously.

Bucky pretended not to care but actually focused his attention on her: "Well, I think maybe it's because I can see the color of everyone's soul?"

"It's a good way to tell if someone is pretending." Natasha thought about it from her professional point of view.

Tony is even more straightforward: "Then my soul must be the most unique."

Thor hesitated for a while, but still asked, "Can the soul of God also see?"

'I can see the color of the soul, and I can smell the soul. '

As soon as these words came out, not only Clint and Bucky, who were already very curious, but even Natasha, who didn't care much about this matter at first, also wanted to know what her soul was like.

Rosas looked around and saw that they almost forgot that their original purpose was to know what Loki wanted to do, but she didn't expect how crooked the topic was now.

However, although Rosalsa was wary of Loki in her heart, she had no substantial contact with him after all, and her understanding of him was only the superficial impressions on paper that David told her. Interested, so I talked about these.

'Natasha's soul is a mixture of red and black. It smells very strong and full of charm. It makes me feel very safe. '

Natasha looked at the line and showed a satisfied smile.

Rosasha didn't stop, and continued: "Tony's soul, like his armor, is a bit like scrambled eggs with tomatoes, but it smells like a mixture of dessert and metal, which is a little weird." '

While translating this sentence, David also posted a photo of the tomato scrambled eggs dish.

Everyone didn't think there was anything wrong with the text, but when they saw the photos, they couldn't help laughing out loud. Even Thor, who was focused on looking for his brother, patted Tony on the shoulder vigorously, saying that the description of the kitten was very good. appropriate.

Tony had a stern face, with a very ugly expression, but he still couldn't say anything to blame the kitten's innocent eyes.So he aimed his gun at Clint, who laughed at him the most: "I see, Fei Jiu, you taste like peanut butter."

'Huh?Tony how do you know?But besides the peanut butter, there's the smokey smell, like the smell of burning wood. '

Now it's Tony's turn to laugh loudly at Clint.

When Rosasa's gaze caught on to Bucky, the World War II hero code-named White Wolf, who didn't even frown in the face of Hitler's army and Hydra, suddenly became a little timid, afraid that the kitten would claw What a strange description came out.

However, what I am really afraid of will come.

Rosas stared at him for a few seconds before typing slowly.

After her line was translated, Bucky saw it and wanted to faint.

'The smell of blood and roses... the smell of war and nightingales...'

Look, is this a word to describe a big man?

"Nata..." He called out to his girlfriend aggrievedly, but his girlfriend didn't give him any face at all. Instead, she patted the kitten's back and praised, "That's a good point."

Well said, Bucky has seen who Clint secretly sent this passage to, don’t think about it, it’s either Steve or Sam, in the name of watching him have fun, completely ignoring the fact that they are teammates .

Of course, if this happened to Clint, he would do the same.

Well, the Avengers, from outsiders' perspective, this is a reliable team of superheroes. They act quickly and cooperate tacitly when dealing with various difficult and miscellaneous diseases, no, when various aliens, earthlings, and non-humans invade and destroy. Inside the team, it was a situation where teammates made embarrassments and the whole team laughed at them.

Compared with the Justice League, it seems that a boss like Batman is particularly effective.

——Of course, the members of the Avengers are determined not to admit that they are not as stable as the Justice League.

Anyway, Bucky wanted to stop it, but it was too late, Clint smiled at him after sending the message.In Bucky's view, this smile is simply the best embodiment of hiding a knife in a smile, a proper textbook-style template.

But Rosasha continued to talk, she glanced at the stupid big man, although she was still angry that he stepped on her heavy foot, but she never lied about this kind of thing.

'The soul of the stupid big guy, unexpectedly simple, is lightning plus meat, I suspect he wants to eat electric barbecue. '

"Electric barbecue? What is that? Is it delicious?" Thor, who subconsciously replied, only reacted after asking, coughed, and then asked Tony, who seemed to enjoy life the most among the people present: " My friend, do you know what an electric barbecue is?"

"Didn't I tell you all of this? Isn't electric barbecue just electric barbecue?"

Thor said "Oh", and then said to the kitten seriously: "The electric barbecue is probably not delicious, and the barbecue still has to be grilled with fire to taste. Really, believe me. I have eaten it for many years, and the barbecue technique is very good. It's pretty good too, next time I'll grill meat for you."

Rosasa blinked, although she didn't know how she got to this point, she nodded and accepted his invitation.

Lei Gong barbecue is really rare.

The author has something to say:

Thor: I, the crown prince of Asgard, the god of thunder and storms, have an online barbecue today. I hope everyone who has money will participate in the money game, and those who have no money will participate in the personal game!