hello old man

Xie Yan knows that things are not that simple.

Before going home, he watched a family movie with Xie father and mother, and went for a walk along the river before returning home.

When Xie Dan went home and looked at his phone, he was bombarded with messages from Chen Jie.

Chen Jie: When did you and Huzi hang out together?

Chen Jie: [picture]

Xie Yan clicked on the picture, and what he saw was a screenshot of Qzone, the content is:

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[Video] A friend of mine who plays the piano

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Today is also a house girl: With all due respect, this little brother is really good-looking

Brother: Is it Xie Yan?On the yearn side?

Xie Meng didn't read the rest of the content, only messages from Chen Jie kept coming: Brother, when did you learn to play the piano, I don't even know.

Xie Yan replied: Occasionally self-study.

He remembered the previous question, and replied: We happened to be nearby, so we drank something together.

Chen Jie replied: Well, you really play the piano well. I think you can develop for a long time with your ingenuity.

Chen Jie: By the way, a girl from Class [-] already asked my girl to ask for your QQ, but I told her to refuse, saying that you don’t want to add people you don’t know to QQ, is that okay?

Xie Yan replied: Of course, thank you.

In order to avoid the embarrassment caused by being too polite, Xie Meng took the initiative to change the topic and asked: Where are you going to barbecue tomorrow?

Sure enough, Chen Jie skipped his thank you, and replied: Go to Zhengjiayuan?My girl said that there is a special rental barbecue equipment down there, and there is a river next to it, so you can go to have fun at that time.

Goal: OK.

Chen Jie's message continued to come: Let's meet at the entrance of the supermarket on the East Ring Road at 09:30 tomorrow, buy ingredients together, and then rent a car to go to Zhengjiayuan.

Before Xie answered, he received a message:

Chen Jie invited you, my cousin, Chen, and I don't have a beard to join the discussion group "Going out on a monthly vacation", now you can discuss together!

Chen: You are so troublesome.

Chen Jie invited VPN into the group.

Only then did Xie Dan remember that this person named Chen was Chen Shen, so he went to make a note for him.

Chen Jie didn't answer Chen Shen first, but sent a message in the group: @我没有头胡胡子, did you call Miss Sister after all, I want to invite my girl in.

Hu Min: I invited them, wait a minute, I invited them in and called three.

VPN: You are so henpecked @我爱丁诺.

Ye Tang: It’s pitiful that my wife is so strict, but what does it matter to me hahahahahaha

Chen Jie: Please withdraw quickly, my girl has asked me to invite her.

Ye Tang: What's the use of withdrawing? I've already taken a screenshot and I'm ready to send it to Ding Nuo at any time.

Chen Jie: You single dogs will never experience my sweet feeling.

Hu Min: Is it sweet sadness? Hahaha, you are so easy to kill, Chen Jie

Ye Tang: I'm sorry, I have, I'm not single, thank you.

Chen Jie:? ? !

VPN: ? ?

Hu Min: I follow a trend? ?

I don't know why, when I saw this, the long-lost bad premonition came to Xie Meng's heart again.

Sure enough, as he expected, Ye Tang could surprise him every time.

Ye Tang: Let me tell you, Xie Meng and I are bound and locked by someone with a stapler.

Ye Tang: From now on, he is no longer a single dog, let him show his affection as a couple. @目冘

Hu Min:? ?

Chen Jie: Isn't it?

Chen: Really?

Xie Dan finally sent out the message: fake.

Then Hu Min was very shameless and made an afterthought: I just said, when the two of us were drinking today, he didn't say that he had a date.

Xie Dan ignored Hu Min, but clicked on Ye Tang's private chat.

Ye Tang: Are you so disrespectful?

Ye Tang: Brother Xie Dan, you really don't love Tangtang anymore, so it turns out that the heart-to-heart connection back then was all the same, and it was wrong from the beginning.

Xie Yan: Yes.

Ye Tang invites you to make a voice call.

"Hello? Is the person still alive?"

He could hear the horn of the car on Ye Tang's side, as well as his light and ethereal words.

"En." Xie Yan responded, and began to watch the stock market every day.

Hearing this, Ye Tang smiled, as if he breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought you were angry, so I was so scared that I called you quickly."

In addition to the characteristics of light and light words, his voice is still a bit hoarse, Xie Yan replied: "Your cold doesn't seem to be very good."

"It's okay." Ye Tang chased after him, "Are you really angry for a while?"

"No." Xie Yan paused, feeling that there was some misunderstanding, so he continued to ask: "I am easy to get angry in your eyes?"

"No, I always think you have a super good temper." He chuckled and added: "The kind that is super tolerant."

He used two ultras in a row, Xie Meng thought it was too exaggerated, so he replied: "No."

Ye Tang didn't want to answer immediately: "I don't know how to treat others, anyway, I never lost my temper with me, did I?"

Whatever he wants.

Xie Yan asked: "Do you want to buy some medicine?"

"No, I won't go." It sounded like he was very resistant, and he said, "I took my son to the hospital today, or wait until the winter vacation to take him for sterilization."

When the words came, Xie Dan could even think of Ye Tang looking down at the cat and laughing.

"It's very troublesome to sterilize him. When I was studying, my family didn't have time to take him for anti-inflammatory injections every day, and they were afraid that he would get infected."

"You like cats very much." Xie Tang said sincerely after hearing the words.

"That's right," Ye Tang walked on the street, holding the cat in his arms, and started chatting with him: "Besides this naughty son, my family also has two more well-behaved sons, one is a husky, and the other is a husky. Fat tiger orange cat."

"If I knew it, I would have taken him to be sterilized earlier. I used to think that I should let him experience the pleasure of being a man. Who would have thought that today his face would be beaten, and the pleasure of experience would be transferred to his own father."

Xie Tang didn't know much about raising cats, and didn't know what to say, so he could only hear Ye Tang talking about his pets.

The other group was full of enthusiasm, but the two of them were talking on the phone in private. Brother Ye felt exciting just thinking about it.

At that time, Xie Meng was sitting at the computer desk looking at stocks, he was very puzzled when he heard the words, and asked him: "What's exciting?"

"Aren't you so hard that you don't feel like having an affair? Thank you, sir."

"Cheat?"

I'm afraid even he himself didn't realize that he smiled unconsciously when repeating these two words.

"Yes, cheating. Although I don't have a three-inch golden lotus, I still have a beautiful face. Are you satisfied, huh? Thank you, sir?"

Xie Tan used the mobile phone held in his left hand to stick it to his left ear to listen to him. He felt that what Ye Tang said seemed to enter from his left ear and circled in his mind, making people dizzy. I did, but I didn't expect it to stay in my mind.

Like the master of words, sticking inside and refusing to leave.

"Why do I have so many names?" After a while, Xie Yan said lightly, not like a question, but an expression of helplessness.

"Not much, anyway, only I know it's not."

There was a whistling wind on his side, and it seemed to be very cold, Ye Tang continued: "Look, because I took them all for you, so you have to boo me, and I will never tell anyone, since it's just the two of us. Sometimes I secretly call you that, okay?"

"Yeah." Xie Yan, who thought the matter was simple, agreed.

The other party immediately asked back: "Then how about my hush? Thank you, sir."

"You were bored just now." Xie Yan finally expressed his true thoughts.

"Hey, you're scolding people." He asked, "Just now Ding Nuo joined the group, and they were chatting happily. If I suddenly go in and ruin your reputation, call you Xie Yan brother, Xie Daguan or husband, and then pretend to send it wrong." Isn't it interesting to withdraw?"

"Oh." Although Xie Yan didn't understand what was so interesting and what the young people think, but he thought it would be better for him to say yes.

"Oh?" His voice sounded quite excited: "What does oh mean, Brother Xie Yan, can you come out and explain clearly?"

Don't you mean it verbally?

Feeling puzzled, Xie Yan asked back: "What's the point?"

There was a low laugh over there, and then he asked in a roundabout way: "Why don't you take a look separately?"

Thanks to his guidance, Xie Yan quickly reacted, thought for a moment in his mind, and then answered: "No."

What responded to him was Ye Tang's laughter: "Brother Xie Yan, I didn't expect you to be so dirty."

Dirty, literally?

It happened that he had been turning on the computer and typed the keyboard directly. He thought it was an entry, but he didn't expect that there were many indescribable anime pictures in front of him.

"Are you already in Baidu?" Ye Tang asked.

"En." Xie Yan replied, he had vaguely guessed what it meant, but he still didn't quite understand.

"Understood?"

"perhaps."

"Then don't understand everything, it's not good." Ye Tang seemed to be talking to a child.

However, Xie Meng, who is good at searching, has already seen the answer on Baidu Zhizhi.

Feeling that Ye Tang was quieter, he changed the subject and asked, "Are you home?"

"It's coming, my son is getting heavier and heavier, and I can't afford it."

He took a deep breath: "But by the way, Mr. Xie, are you serious about not changing the avatar of your companion?"

Hearing this, Xie Yan turned on his phone and glanced at his QQ avatar, it was a male penguin, and it was clear at a glance.

He felt fine.

"seriously."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a knock on the door.

Xie Yan didn't close the door, Xie's mother stood at the door of the room, holding a plate of neatly cut fruits in her hand, and asked with a smile, "Who are you calling?"

"Friend." Xie Yan replied.

Ye Tang on the phone heard the voice and asked, "Your mother?"

"A boy or a girl." Mother Xie walked into the room, put a plate of fruit on the table, then stopped and looked at Xie Meng.

She always has a smile from the heart on her face, which makes people feel very friendly.

Xie Tang responded to Ye Tang, and heard Ye Tang laugh: "Your mother's voice is really nice."

He reached out and turned on the speakerphone: "He said you have a nice voice."

"Hello, Auntie, I'm Xie Tan's friend." Ye Tang on the other end of the phone seemed to realize something, and spoke up with a sweet smile.

"Hello." For some reason, since Xie's mother came in, she also had a smile on her face, and the corner of her mouth never dropped.

She continued: "I rarely see him calling others. You two have a good relationship, right?"

"This aunt is going to ask him." Ye Tang replied.

Mother Xie heard the words, and looked sideways at Xie Meng.

Xie Yan looked a little strange, and replied: "Yes."

Ye Tang on the other end of the phone laughed.

Mother Xie still looked at Xie Meng, with a smile on her face that was meaningful, Xie Meng couldn't understand.

"What's your name, my friend?" Mother Xie took the phone from Xie Tang, sat on the chair, and actually started talking to Ye Tang.

"My name is Ye Tang." Ye Tang explained: "Ye Ye, the majestic Tang."

"It's a good name." Xie's mother turned around and faced Xie Meng again, as if the sweet smile on the phone was her real son, and said in a joking tone: "Friend Ye Tang, auntie remembers your name. Come and play at home when you have time."

After Ye Tang answered, Xie Mu found out, bid farewell to the person on the other end of the phone, put the phone back in Xie Tang's hand, and then went downstairs.

When Xie Yan started to eat fruit, Ye Tang asked: "Auntie is so interesting, why are you so disciplined?"

"There is no contradiction between the two."

"Is the fruit delicious?"

"Ah."

"So even delicious fruit can't block your mouth, brother Xie Yan?"

Xie Yan: ...

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