hello old man

When Xie Dan left the senior three teaching building, he and Hu Min supported each other.

He overestimated himself, the original owner's body really couldn't touch alcohol.

After drinking a few bottles of wine, Hu Min was more sober than him.He had already sent him to the door of the first class, and when he was about to leave, he saw Xie Yan leaning against the door, and said in a daze, "I'm going to write a composition... composition class."

When Hu Zi heard the words, he cursed, saying that he likes to make troubles, but he couldn't help but sent him to the fifth floor.

Both of them stumbled and helped each other up, their steps were unsteady, and they attracted a lot of crazy looks along the way, and they almost fell to their deaths.

In the end, Huzi arrived at the entrance of the composition class, saw that the lights were on inside, and pushed Xie Yan in without paying attention.

Many people have already come to the composition class, because they haven't started class yet, most of them are talking.

Hu Min didn't look at how many people were still sitting inside, and said with a big tongue: "Next time, drink again next time, I will send you to the second year of high school all the way, am I very loyal—"

"Let's go." Xie Yan, who had a big red face, had already stepped onto the podium, smelled of alcohol all over his body, and his eyes were almost closed.

Everyone in the composition class: ...

These two are quite bold, drinking and coming to class.

At this time, Hu Min's singing came from outside: "A cup of Erguotou~ Hey! Tears flow from choking~"

Xie Tan walked up to the podium, put his hands on the podium, staggered, almost fell directly.

"Thank you, are you okay?"

Liu Na and a boy from class two got off their seats and asked him in front of him.

"No..." Xie Yan patted his forehead and continued to walk to his place.

The two made way for him, watching his crooked steps with concern.

Three bottles of white wine... It's no wonder that nothing happened.

Ye Tang in front of him seemed to split into three, Xie Yan stopped in front of him, rubbed his eyes, then fell down without standing still.

Ye Tang stood up and supported the drunken Xie Tang, feeling complicated for a moment.

He smiled and looked at the other people who cast complicated gazes, as if he finally became a father once in his life: "Everyone, don't worry about him, just keep reading, it's like this when you're drunk."

Xie Yan fell down after returning to his position, and then fell asleep on the table.

Ye Tang smelled of alcohol all over his body, but he didn't dislike him, he just picked up his phone and clicked on QQ.

In the afternoon, he sent the person in front of him 22 sentences of "Are you here", no less than 36 sentences of "Can you call me back", and [-] sentences of "I don't like Song bandits".

But now the other party was drunk and appeared in front of him.

Ye Tang lay on the table, looking sideways at Xie Tang sleeping.

His face was flushed, he seemed to be in a deep sleep and tired, and he was very good-looking.

It feels like he can watch it for a long, long time.

Not long after, the class bell rang, and Xie Tan instinctively raised his head when he heard the sound, but Ye Tang stretched out his hand and pressed it down.

"Students, go back to the classroom for self-study today, knowing that the sports meeting has just finished, you can't take it easy."

After the teacher finished speaking, he left directly.

Ye Tang just pulled Xie Tang's collar at this time, but unfortunately the other party was as drunk as his head and didn't respond.

He couldn't do it, so he had to wave his hand and ask the people in the next class to take a leave of absence for him, and shouted again: "Hey, that, the young lady from class one."

Liu Na packed up the things on the table, turned around, and walked to the seats where the two of them were seated.

Ye Tang smiled and asked: "Miss sister, Xie Yan fell asleep, and I will watch over him. If a teacher in your class asks him where he has been, just say that he is not feeling well and asks for leave, okay?"

Liu Na nodded in agreement, then looked at Xie Yan who was sleeping soundly, and asked, "Is he all right?"

"No, no." Ye Tang shook his head, couldn't hold back his laughter, "It's just trapped by love."

Liu Na showed doubts on her face, but since someone was already watching him, she left quickly without thinking too much.

Soon there were only the two of them left in a classroom.

On weekdays, few leaders came to inspect the fifth floor, and basically they would not come to the composition class when they came.

He fell asleep all the time, and Ye Tang just sat and played with his mobile phone and didn't mess with him.

After a while, Ye Tang's phone ran out of battery and turned off automatically.

And Xie Meng next to him smelled of alcohol and was still in an autumn drunken dream.

Ye Tang paused, rested his chin in silence for a long time, and finally couldn't help taking out the phone from Xie Tang's pocket.

He didn't change the password, just like that, when Ye Tang opened QQ and was about to log in, a message popped up.

You asked the question "What should I do if I like a straight man" on Zhihu and got a new answer...

Ye Tang's hands trembled uncontrollably.

Then click on the reminder.

Username: 8779794

Description of the problem: What should I do if I like a straight man? I am sober.

The time to ask the question was around 11:34 noon today, and [-] answers have been received as of now.

After 11 o'clock, it happened to be the time when bandits Song came to look for him.

Ye Tang looked at him from the side, Xie Meng changed the angle at some point, with his face pressed against the table, his sleeping position was very strange.

Ye Tang reached out and touched the tip of his ear, it was a little hot.

He became out of control all of a sudden, his finger slid towards his earlobe, and before he could pinch it, Xie Meng grabbed it.

Xie Meng still slept facing the table, but his hands were tightly grasped.

Thinking that this person actually asked this kind of question on Zhihu——

Ye Tang pulled his hand away, but someone held it back.

He couldn't laugh or cry, stretched out his hand to hit him on the back, and couldn't help laughing: "Aren't you very sober? You are sober."

However, no one answered him, Xie Yan lowered his hands, turned his head to sleep.

Ye Tang, who often received such cold responses, was silent.

It seems that there are still many misunderstandings.

So... He actually still doesn't know, how did Xie Meng find out that he still likes Bandits Song?

Or wait until he wakes up and ask?

He swiped the screen with one hand and looked at the answers below.

In a few seconds, he frowned and put the phone on the table.

What do you mean straight men are poison?Is he not sweet enough?

Ye Tang stretched out his hand, and took out a few more candies from Xie Meng's black coat that he gave last time.

Right now, Ye Tang feels that he is sweeter than this candy, and replied to this enthusiastic netizen: He is sweet, and I love him very much.

Wait, who said straight men can't bend?

Ye Tang clicked on this reply, and replied: It has already been bent.

Also... Straight men are scumbags towards the same sex, what the hell is this?

Ye Tang used the coveted "8779794" to reply unscrupulously: He is not a scumbag.

After tossing here and there, he finished tossing there, and finally logged on to his own QQ reply message.

After about 20 minutes, Ye Tang was really bored and ready to start the game.

Xie Meng on the side silently climbed up from the table.

"Hey, the sober person is sober?" Ye Tang put down the phone and looked at him.

Xie Tan didn't speak, just stared at him with doubts on his face.

Ye Tang felt a little guilty, and put his mobile phone on the table calmly, acting like I didn't know anything.

just unexpectedly...

"Quiet."

Xie Meng stared at him for a while, and said to him with a serious face when he opened his mouth.

Ye Tang was stunned.

Xie Meng returned to his usual unsmiling look, and then said: "This newly bought stock has excellent performance and has a good development prospect..."

Ye Tang: ...

"Although the previous decline was very rapid and steep, the heavy volume on September 9 was the first daily limit..."

Ye Tang: ...

Can anyone tell him what this man was talking about just now?Excellent performance, stock?Is that what happened when you drank too much?

Ye Tang carefully picked up the phone and turned on the recording on the phone.

"Callbacks and stabilization naturally have short-term buying opportunities, but it depends on how it stabilizes—"

"Xie Meng." He finally interrupted Xie Meng's words.

His own words were interrupted, Xie Yan frowned and asked: "Huh?"

Ye Tang smiled, "What are we doing here?"

"Meeting, be quiet." After Xie Yan answered extremely quickly, he continued: "We must shrink to stabilize—"

God damn meeting...Ye Tang turned his head away, he couldn't control himself from laughing for a while.

However, the one in front of him is still serious and serious. If you don't look at his flushed face, it really seems to be in a meeting.

Xie Tan was talking on his own, Ye Tang turned his head, trying to control his smile, and asked: "What meeting?" He shook his head in front of him, and asked: "Who am I?"

Xie Yan was forced to interrupt again, already very unhappy: "Who are you?"

"I'm Xie Wan's little bitch." He replied.

"Oh." Xie Meng nodded, and said again in a low voice: "You are Xie Meng's little bitch..."

After reading, he suddenly raised his head and asked, "Who is Xie Yan?"

"I don't know either." Ye Tang deliberately teased him, lying on the table and refusing to move.

"Then continue the meeting." I don't want Xie Meng to go completely out of line with his expectations, and continue to think to myself: "The situation in the stock market is often like this. After the main force buys at a low price..."

Ye Tang was helpless, and continued to record the audio, and turned to play with his mobile phone.

Xie Yan, what kind of blow is this?

You don't start talking nonsense just because I'm drunk, do you?

No, no, no...it's actually possible, otherwise, would you still ask such stupid questions on Zhihu?

Fuck you, thank you so much for loving me!

According to this line of thought, Ye Tang suddenly thought about it, put down his phone and turned to look at Xie Meng.

Xie Dan is still talking, to be honest, Ye Tang has never seen him talk so much.

"Thank you."

"Huh?" Xie Yan stopped talking again and looked at him.

"who am I?"

"I don't know." Xie Yan shook his head.

"Take a good look." Ye Tang stretched out his hand and insisted on turning him around.

Xie Tang's originally dull expression gradually froze, and Ye Tang raised his eyebrows slightly unknowingly.

Who knows that he still has these expressions.

Ye Tang leaned closer to his ear and said word by word: "I am..."

"Who are you?" He turned his head sideways, completely ignoring how close Ye Tang was to him.

Ye Tang looked serious, blinked, turned his head away, and continued:

"...the father you can't get."

"Nonsense." Xie Yan's face loosened a little, and he opened the distance, and then he lay down on the table and said weakly: "You are Tangtang."

"Who is Tangtang?"

He was delighted for a moment after hearing the words, but he suppressed the smile and asked with a pretentious gesture.

"Tangtang..." Xie Yan responded, then lowered his head as if thinking.

While waiting, Ye Tang glanced at his phone, it was still recording.So he lay down on the table and looked up at Xie Dan who was still immersed in thinking.

After half a minute, Xie Yan still hasn't answered why.

Ye Tang waited until his eyes were tired, and finally couldn't help asking again: "Then let's change the question, do you like Tangtang?"

He intended to tease him, and he knew the answer in his heart, but he just wanted to hear him admit it.

But Xie Yan shook his head, answered irrelevantly, and said word by word: "I'm not drunk, really not."

"..."

Be normal.

Ye Tang thought to himself.

Thinking of him reaching out his hand, ready to reach out to touch Xie Meng's ear.It was suddenly interrupted for a while, and then I remembered that Xingzi was actually very high.

Unexpectedly, this person's reaction was still sensitive, and he held his wrist again.

Xie Yan's face was still flushed, and his eyes were full of doubts: "What are you doing?"

Why is this man's tone still so cold after drinking?

Ye Tang didn't take out his hand, and let him hold it. The two of them were silent for a while. He seemed to have discovered something, and suddenly shook his hand that was being held, and asked, "Is it comfortable to hold?"

Xie Tan stared at the entangled hands, then nodded.

His palm started from his wrist and started upward, and then his middle finger was slowly inserted between his fingers.Ye Tang still didn't move, so he let him play with his hands.

As if adding explanations to express his inner emotions, he squeezed his fingers, closed his eyes and said in a deep voice, "It's very comfortable."

"Then do you like Tangtang?" He seemed to have found an opportunity, and began to ask persistently.

"I like it." Xie Tang squinted his eyes halfway, as if he was sleepy, and suddenly wrapped Ye Tang's hand completely with his backhand, and continued: "I like Tangtang's hand."

Ye Tang: "...What about Tangtang?"

Xie Tan shook his head, and when he shook his head, he actually grabbed Ye Tang's hand and shook it together, while shaking, he muttered something: "Tang Tang likes Bandit Song."

"No." Regardless of Xie Tang's movements, he said, "Tangtang likes Xie Tang."

"Tangtang... Tangtang likes bandits Song."

"It's Tangtang who likes Xie Yan." He said it again, very patiently.

"Oh." Xie Yan nodded, dragged his hands and put them on the table together, and continued: "Dangtang likes Bandit Song."

Fuck your sister, tell me that I like you and kill you.

Ye Tang looked up to the sky and screamed, and spoke for the last time: "Tangtang, I like it, thank you."

Xie Yan nodded, at this moment it was no different from normal: "Oh."

Ye Tang remained silent.

Ye Tang wants to cry but has no tears.

Ye Tang chose to remain silent.

These two are simply not the same person.

He suddenly missed his usual normal Xie Yan.

Anyway, that Xie Meng should have been worn out by him by now.No matter how you say it, it won't be like it is now, and there is no chance for him to be ashamed.

Just when Ye Tang was on the verge of collapse on the verge of despair, Xie Tang had quietly approached him.

Ye Tang noticed him, turned his head and looked at him.

Xie Tan's eyes that are not clear are very dark, and the two spots of red under the eyes have become the iconic representative of tonight.

"What are you looking at me for?" Ye Tang asked curiously, "I look good-looking?"

"No," Xie Yan shook his head: "Your face is quite clean."

"So?" Ye Tang looked at his approaching face, and said playfully, "Do you want to kiss and lick?"

Xie Tan acted as if he didn't hear, and pushed away Ye Tang's hand supporting his chin.

Then he kissed.

Ye Tang was stunned, only feeling something soft and soft on his face.His face was pressed against his own, and there was warmth and an inexplicable suffocating feeling.Hot and with a strong smell of alcohol.

Drinking is to feel the fragrance when one is drunk, and others dare not smell it.

Well, it would be a lie to say that it doesn't stink, but he didn't dislike Xie Yan at that time.

No matter how many times other girls had kissed him before, they never felt this way.

Ye Tang had two thoughts in his mind at the time.

One: It doesn't matter if it's cheating or cheating, it's finally a kiss.

Two: So, the reason why I didn't kiss him before was because I wasn't sure if his face was clean?

He always felt that the two of them were not flirting, but a joke.

After about a second or two, Xie Tan's lips moved away from his face.

Ye Tang's face was already flushed red during this period, when he was about to continue teasing him, Xie Meng suddenly lowered his head and vomited it out.

The sound is not small, and the senses are obvious.

Ye Tang's expression gradually became dull: ...

Does kissing me make you feel so uncomfortable?

Xie Tan vomited on the ground, finally slowed down, and as soon as he raised his head, he saw Ye Tang's face.

With four eyes facing each other, Xie Tang suddenly bent down again, and vomited out again.

After finally calming down a bit, Ye Tang: ...

He gritted his teeth, hid the knife in his smile, and asked in an extremely gentle tone: "Brother Xie Yan, did seeing me make you sick?"

The only answer to him was the sound of vomiting and diarrhea.

Up to now, he finally knows why Xie Yan doesn't drink anymore, he is quite self-aware.

Ye Tang couldn't help it, so he got up to get the cleaning tools.

After Xie Tan vomited, he felt uncomfortable in various ways, and he coaxed and persuaded him before sending him to the toilet to clean up.

"Let's go, let's go to the toilet." Ye Tang helped him up and said.

"No." Xie Meng shook his head, seemingly drunk, actually reached into the drawer, muttering something: "I write essays, write..."

He couldn't touch the pen and paper for a long time, frowned, turned to Ye Tang and asked, "Where is my pen?"

"In the toilet." After a long time, Ye Tang answered this sentence.

Since he never brought a pen and paper with him, Xie Tang couldn't find it for a long time, and in the end he half-pushed and was taken to the toilet by Ye Tang.

It was the first time Ye Tang had the feeling of being a real father today, and it was also the first time that he never wanted to be a father again.

No, it's okay to be a father, but only in name.

Xie Tang couldn't spit out in the toilet anymore, Ye Tang helped him clean it up like raising a child, only then remembered that Xie Tang's phone was still in the classroom.

After taking out his mobile phone, he simply didn't bring Xie Yan back to the classroom, and went directly to the dormitory in the sophomore teaching building.

Before leaving, Ye Tang didn't forget to finish the recording in the classroom, and sent it to his QQ.

Xie Yanan was quiet when he went back, probably because he was tired from making noise, he didn't make any noise, and he didn't do anything inhumane.

Ye Tang was in a much happier mood. While supporting him, he carefully touched his face.

The street lights on both sides were much brighter in the dark night, Xie Tang, who was originally supported by Ye Tang, turned into a guest at some point, but unknowingly held Ye Tang's hand before walking back.

Ye Tang remembered where their dormitory was, thinking that he had to be a good person to the end, not to mention that he still liked this person.So after sending Xie Meng to the dormitory, he didn't forget to insert a water card for him and let him take a bath by himself.

The cold wind on the road woke up Xie Meng a lot, he stroked his forehead and went into the bathroom.

Ye Tang sat outside, feeling like he was on pins and needles.

Hearing the sound of water inside, he thought it should be fine, after all Xie Yan is so self-reliant that nothing will happen to him.

Then he took out his mobile phone and suddenly found that the sound of water had stopped.I started thinking wildly again, fearing that he would fall to his death in the bathroom.

Just as he struggled for a moment and was about to stand up, the sound of water in the bathroom sounded again and reached his ears.

Ye Tang sat down and continued playing with his phone.

Not long after, Xie Yan, who had already changed into pajamas, came out, the tip of her hair was still dripping with water.

He blows his hair very consciously, but still doesn't say a word.

Ye Tang looked at it and once thought he was really awake.

But he quickly dismissed the idea.

"Thank you brother?"

Ye Tang called out tentatively.

The sound of the hair dryer stopped suddenly, and the other party looked dull and unexpectedly cute to him.

Ye Tang looked down, chuckled lightly, and said nothing.

Ye Tang started sending messages to Chen Jie: Let's be with your girl tonight, Xie Dan and I.

After a while, Chen Jie returned the message, first with two question marks, and then asked in a joking tone: Did you put Xie Yan to sleep again?

This is Ye Tang's own QQ, he played it unscrupulously, and replied: I sleep every day to thank you.

After sending the message, he turned off the phone.

After waking up early the next day, Xie Yan had a splitting headache.

He sat on the bed for a few seconds, then remained silent for a few minutes.

I don't know if it counts as being different from ordinary people, anyway, Xie Meng has a good habit.

Does not break when drunk.

No matter what embarrassing things I did, after waking up the next day, as long as I go through it in my mind, I will find that I remember it clearly.

Xie Tan sat for a long time with complicated emotions, and seemed to have only one sentence left in his mind.

It was a sentence that someone said many times last night.

Tangtang, I like it, thank you.

And he even kissed someone.

Although some words were left unspoken, but... Both parties knew it well.

But now one side has to pick it out.

He changed his clothes, washed up and went to the classroom as usual.

The most stares he received that day were the strange eyes from everyone in the composition class.

Chen Jie asked him what he was doing, Xie Meng omitted all the complicated content into one sentence: drink with Beard.

Drinking is a mistake, the proof of this truth seems so cruel.

Xie Yan has the habit of clearing the phone's page, and accidentally saw yesterday's recording, he thought for a while, found out the earphones, and started to listen to it during class break.

When he heard that he was talking about stocks to Ye Tang, Xie Meng had no expression on his face and no waves in his heart.

When he heard that he was "holding a meeting" for Ye Tang, Xie Meng was still the same.

When Ye Tang's words came out from the earphone: "I'm Xie Yan's little bitch", he suddenly stopped.

Then the corner of his mouth raised, and he pulled off the earphones.

Can't listen anymore.

If I continue to listen to it, I guess I will be distracted by some words this morning.

He quit the recording, opened WeChat, and replied to Xie Xuedan: I am on vacation tomorrow, and I will come to No. [-] Middle School.

After chatting with this sister who had never met for a whole morning yesterday and then suddenly disappeared, the other party sent him a lot of messages.

Among them, many people asked him if he was halfway through typing, and his mobile phone was confiscated.

On QQ, the ship was still next to the word "Baby". It is estimated that Ye Tang asked and answered by himself, using his account number to reply: Mmmm.

I guess last night was too busy to be perfunctory.

Xie Yan slid up and saw a lot of messages.

Ask him where you are, if you are there, and say he doesn't like bandits Song.

In the end, he used his own account to send out the recording.

This morning is sure to be wasted.

After reading the news, Xie Yan turned off his phone, thinking so.

The author has something to say: This chapter is 6000+, big, thick and long, right? ^_^

Chapter 52 tomorrow, you understand what I mean~

That's right~ All the stock related in this article comes from my flattery>_The wrong place has nothing to do with covetousness, it's all my ignorance!

Thank you "Xiaobai", "Li Fengzi", and "Leng Chenye" ​​for their nutrient solution~ and "Jiang Hai Ji Yu Sheng" for your thunder~

Thank you for the support of other babes~ [serious bow]

I'm finally going to...