hello old man

In the past few days of the Spring Festival, it is not idle, there are things everywhere, very busy.

Xie Tan bought gifts for Xie's father and Xie's mother in advance. It is not very expensive, but... I hope they will like it.

The night before his birthday, he sent a message to a few people in Class [-], except Liu Na and Zhao Tongchi who couldn't come when they were out and traveling, but Li Yu and the blind man could come.

He sent messages one by one on the list, Chen Shen, Chen Jie, Hu Zi, Xu Bingyi.

When the last message was sent to Ye Tang, he hadn't had time to type it, maybe it was because of a good understanding, and his call came just like that.

"Hey, thank you brother Yan."

"En." Xie Meng didn't say anything first, and was going to wait for him to finish speaking first.

On the other side, he just laughed, as if he knew everything, and asked, "Is there anything you want to say to me?"

"Yes." Xie Yan estimated that he had guessed [-]% to [-]% of the time, but he still said directly: "Tomorrow is my birthday."

"Okay, if you touch me again in the future, you will have to pay criminal responsibility for molesting children." Ye Tang continued: "So, as an adult, you have to care for cute children like me in the future and let me grow up." Under the blue sky."

Xie Dan couldn't laugh or cry: "How old is it?"

"Cough." Although he cleared his throat, as long as the words he spoke were in his tone, they would become indecent like a chemical reaction.

"I want to severely criticize the organization. Three years old is too young, it is not convenient for you to start. Four years old is suitable. Do you like old men?"

May I ask what crime did he do?

"I'll wait for you to grow up."

Xie Yan replied with a very serious tone.

Ye Tang smiled, and quickly changed his words: "Actually, I think it's enough to be an adult."

"18 is too small."

In Xie Meng's heart, eighteen is just an adult, it is indeed too young.

He is still reluctant.

But I don't know what his little boyfriend was thinking about all day, and his tone changed instantly, as if he was flirting with a girl from a good family: "18 is still young, I think it's big, thank you, sir."

Faintly hearing something was wrong, Xie Yan chose to remain silent, and then remained silent.

"I want to make a video call with you." His voice finally returned to normal, and Xie Yan waited until he clicked to hang up before returning to the QQ interface.

This time, his hands were faster and he made the video call first.

As soon as he answered the answer, he saw Ye Tang's face that filled the entire screen.

It is estimated that I fell asleep in the afternoon, just woke up, and I was still lying on the bed in my pajamas.

His eyes were bleary, his hair was a mess.

Xie Dan's Adam's apple moved uncontrollably.

Wanted to reach into the screen, ruffle his hair, and pull the collar of his loose pajamas up a bit.

Ye Tang himself didn't realize it at all, because he kept smiling faintly, so the silkworms on his face kept piling up, and he still didn't forget the previous topic, and asked, "Hey, are you eighteen?"

Xie Tan glanced at him indifferently, consciously moved his eyes away from the neck, and asked, "You don't know?"

Look no further.

"How long ago was that last time? It's snowed so far away." Ye Tang didn't care, stretched out his hand, and rubbed his eyes lightly: "Besides, how could I have the mood to pay attention to this at that time, I was so horny Burning body will soon turn into a beast, okay?"

"The analogy is appropriate, and the self-awareness is clear." Xie Yan sensibly praised appropriately.

"So how old are you?" Ye Tang started to develop in an inexplicable direction again, taking his hands away from his eyes, so lazy that even his bones seemed to be falling apart.

He raised his hand in front of the camera, and roughly compared the size: "I remember last time, it seems to be this—"

Children don't learn well and don't know what to think about all day long.

Xie Tan looked at him, tried to pull the content of the conversation in the right direction, and reminded him: "A four-year-old child."

Ye Tang stopped suddenly, and then withdrew his hand to support his body. At this time, he could still smile cheekily and answer: "The Ye family has a son who has just grown up, and he is very smart without a teacher."

Xie Yan: "Teacher without a teacher asked you to say this?"

Ye Tang ignored it, but leaned forward, getting closer to the screen, then slightly got up on his stomach, and kissed Xie Tang's face.

He quickly withdrew his face, and lay down on the original position again. When he just woke up, he was still lazy, and said, "I want to kiss and thank brother Yan."

Xie Yan is still calm: "This is not you—"

"It's been a long time since I kissed." He raised his face slightly, narrowed his eyes and started spitting.

Xie Tang's rationality gradually faded, his voice softened a lot, and he felt helpless: "The last time I was in the auditorium—"

"Every kiss and hug from you can promote Yetang's growth."

He smiled: "When I grow up, I'll let you take her back."

Well, Xie Yan finally knows the reason why the child who acts like a baby will not be beaten.

This... is simply...

Let him be willing to be at a loss what to do, and also have no way to start the sweetheart.

"When you grow up." Xie Yan repeated his words.

"Hold it back when you grow up, treat it like a baby, and pamper it."

It was as if his words reminded Ye Tang earlier, he skipped the subject and asked directly: "Last time in the school auditorium, do you want to kiss me or not?"

Across the network cable, he became even more unscrupulous, squinting his eyes, dragging his chin with one hand, and asked, "Isn't it, thank you?"

of course.

Xie Yan didn't answer, he talked about him from left to right, and asked, "How long have you slept?"

"I was sleepy after seven o'clock, so I went to bed and slept for a while."

Ye Tang moved his finger and tapped on the screen: "It's almost ten o'clock just now."

As expected, he was taken off the topic, and when he looked at Xie Meng again, he blinked his eyes: "I will celebrate your birthday on time at twelve o'clock, your baby is the first person to wish you a happy birthday this year."

"No need," Xie Yan leaned on the back of the chair: "Go to bed early."

"I can't fall asleep anymore." Ye Tang shook his head, and told him in turn: "Go to bed early, you'll need to be in good shape for your birthday."

Xie Yan stared at him and asked, "I'm going to sleep, who are you saying happy birthday to?"

"You have a feeling in your heart." He was only hesitant for a moment, and quickly continued: "Be obedient, brother Xie Yan, I will sing for you."

Thank you for losing.

He seriously reflected on himself.

Then I found that I couldn't resist any temptation about Ye Tang.

However, by the time he discovered this, he had already washed up, put on his black pajamas neatly, and lay down on the bed.

"What do you want to hear?"

Ye Tang asked him.

"You sang."

Most of the same when you are willful.

"Let me think about it." The other party paused, and after a while, his voice came from the phone.

"Thank you for your mua, one mua on the left, one mua on the right..."

"Stop." Xie Yan suddenly woke up from sleepiness.

He picked up the phone and said helplessly, "If you sing this, I guess I won't be able to sleep all night."

"Then I'll change it." He said with a light smile, "Lie down and wait for Brother Ye to coax you."

And frivolous, and extremely provocative.

Xie Tan lay down again and covered the quilt.

The other side didn't seem to think of what to sing, and kept telling him "wait a minute", Xie Yan closed his eyes, unconsciously feeling drowsy again.

In a state of half awake and half dazed, Ye Tang's voice sounded again.

"Brother Xie Tan, I want a hug from the princess."

Well, the moment he heard the lyrics clearly, Xie Meng already knew that he would not be able to sleep tonight.

"Flying hugs, circling hugs."

His voice is not loud, with a laziness and deepness unique to boys.

He read it naturally, but he couldn't help laughing because of his narrowness, Xie Yan opened his eyes, and he couldn't help smiling.

"My Xie Dan is super handsome, and he is super handsome when he smiles."

"It's super handsome when you hold my hand, and it's super handsome when you touch my head to kill."

Every moment with him is like shouting a candy that can never be contained in his mouth.

Exudes a sweet taste, not greasy or bitter.

"Congratulations in advance for Xie Meng's escape from children's life. Happy birthday, huh?"

"What?" After a while, Xie Yan replied lightly.

The author has something to say: This chapter seems to be for everyone to eat dog food?I don't know if you like it or not >_

On the birthday, many big things will happen, let’s sweeten it first, everyone should be mentally prepared, and wait for the update in the evening.What~

Thank you "Lengchenye" ​​baby for the grenade, "Foxyan" baby for the mine~ "Awei", "Fanfanfan", "Lengchenye", "Shadow Moon" and "Seven Seconds Memory" five babies Children's nutrient solution~

521 happy, huh~

PS: There is a mistake in the relationship between the characters of Yan Yan and Xue Dan, Xue Dan should not call Xie Mu "aunt">_Because the project is quite large, it will definitely be revised in the future, thank you "Seven Seconds Memory" baby for catching bugs~