police!don't run!

This interview is reported by the special reporter Nan Nan for you.

If sour, drink plenty of hot water.

Li Annan: On this special day of 521, we are honored to invite two heavyweight guests, Shen Jun and Jian Zhou, to abuse dogs online. Applause is welcome~

Li Annan: Let's say hello to everyone first!

Jian Zhou (forced to open, looking unhappy): Jian Zhou.

Shen Jun (smiling and admiring the child's fury, not interested in answering questions)

Li Annan: ...Okay, everyone must have felt the enthusiasm of the two guests, let's quickly get to the point!

1. Li Annan: When was the first time we met?

Shen Jun: When catching a pervert.

Jian Zhou: When I was young.

Li Annan: Huh?There is a difference in the first question, huh?

Shen Jun (thinking hard): When you were young...are you sure you didn't recognize the wrong person?

Jian Zhou (indifferent): OK, next question.

2. Li Annan: Oh, okay, the next question is about the first impression of the other party.

Shen Jun: Boss, women's clothing is really amazing... Hey, don't hit, don't hit, put your legs down, save some face in front of the camera!

Jian Zhou (pretending nothing happened): A human trafficker with a low IQ.

Shen Jun:? ? ?You must have misunderstood the wrong person when you were young!

3. Li Annan: When did you fall in love with each other?

With one voice: I don't know.

4. Li Annan: Where do you think the other party looks best?

Shen Jun: Eyes.

Li Annan: Brother, what about you?

Jian Zhou: ...No.

Shen Jun (unbelievable, shocked face): Are you serious? !

Jian Zhou: It's just... they're all pretty.

5. Li Annan: What do you like to call each other most?

Shen Jun: Kid.

Jian Zhou: Shen Jun.

Li Annan: Brother, you are so creative!

6. Li Annan: What do you like the most to call yourself?

Shen Jun: Brother.

Jian Zhou (serious): Husband.

Shen Jun: Huh? ! !

Jian Zhou: Just kidding, is it creative enough?

Li Annan: You are not laughing, hey!

Shen Jun (squeezing face): I'll take it as if you answered the last question, kid.

7. Li Annan: Do you think there is any difference between marriage and love?

Shen Jun: There is no difference, anyway, I have been in the period of passionate love.

Jian Zhou: There is a difference between having a certificate and not having a certificate.

8. Li Annan: Tsk tsk tsk, next question, have you ever quarreled?

Shen Jun: Yes, there is no way to live without quarreling.

9. Li Annan: After a quarrel, who usually gives in first?

Shen Jun: Whoever is at fault will be subdued.

Jian Zhou (glance): Tell the truth.

Shen Jun: Next question!

10. Li Annan: What was the reason for the last quarrel?

Shen Jun: I made steamed carp a few days ago.

Jian Zhou (folding his arms): Angry.

Li Annan: Police brother, you are really serious. You know my brother is allergic to seafood, but you still want to greedy him!

Shen Jun: ...that's not the point.

Jian Zhou: That is the koi that my students gave me.

Shen Jun (innocent): How do I know that someone will be too lazy to throw the koi in the kitchen sink?

Jian Zhou: Hmph.

11. Li Annan: How did you reconcile after the quarrel?

Shen Jun: Quarreling at the head of the bed and fighting at the end of the bed, nothing is sleep...

Jian Zhou (covering mouth): Don’t say it!

Li Annan: What's wrong with this kind of thing?

Shen Jun: You children, don't ask around, it's not suitable for children.

Li Annan: I am only one year younger than my brother!I want to listen!

Jian Zhou: You will know when you have a boyfriend.

Shen Jun: Then she might not know for a while.

Jian Zhou (lowering her voice): Isn't she chasing Chen Mu?

Shen Jun (whispering together): Do you think she will be able to catch up in a while?

Jian Zhou (sigh): Yes.

Li Annan: I heard it all, you two bad guys!

12. Li Annan (kimbo): This will let you know the consequences of offending the host. Next question, please tell the other party’s shortcomings!

Shen Jun: Someone who looks too good will always be chased after.

Jian Zhou: Jealousy.

13. Li Annan: What behavior of the other party makes you disgusted?

Jian Zhou: None.

Shen Jun: I like everything about him.

14. Li Annan: Will the economic gap affect the relationship?

Jian Zhou: No, it feels good to be taken care of.

Shen Jun: No, it feels good to adopt a little boyfriend.

15. Li Annan: The other party's favorite food?

Shen Jun: Sweets.

Jian Zhou: He doesn't seem to like anything in particular.

Shen Jun: Yes.

Jian Zhou (surprised): Yes?

Shen Jun: An Nan, lend me the script.

Shen Jun (slams Jian Zhou in his arms, the script covers his face, after a while): Got it?

Jian Zhou (blushing, looking away): ...um.

Li Annan (pure): What charades are you two playing?

The air was suddenly quiet.

16. Li Annan: When are you going to hold the wedding?

Jian Zhou: Trouble, too lazy to do it.

Shen Jun: Depending on Jian Zhou's mood, anytime is fine.

Li Annan: Alright, all the serious questions are over. A friend of mine asked me to ask some less serious questions for her.

Camera teacher, please turn off the camera.

Brother, don't worry, we are a professional team, and the parts that involve privacy will never be leaked out!

(Unless you can't help it.)

Jian Zhou (indifferent): Oh.

Jian Zhou (gets up, drags Shen Jun): Let's go, go home.