police!don't run!

Finding someone to pass on a message is a kind of metaphysics, and you will never guess how the word will turn out in the end.

When Shen Jun finished his work and returned to the police station exhausted to pack his things and go home from get off work, he suddenly received eager attention from various departments.

"Brother Shen, I heard that you have a partner, when will you introduce us to each other?"

"Shen Jun, it's not enough buddies, we agreed to fight singles together, whoever gets out of singles first is a dog!"

"Xiao Shen, I heard that you are getting married soon? Congratulations, young people, you should start a family and start a business as soon as possible. When will you send invitations to us old guys? We have prepared the money for you a long time ago!"

"Brother Shen, Brother Shen, I heard that you stole Xu Yangyang's girlfriend? It's exciting! Tell us about it!"

...?

With question marks on his head, Shen Jun returned to the office exhausted physically and mentally, and immediately received a murderous look from Xu Yangyang.

"Comrade Xu Yangyang, what's your situation?" Shen Jun asked, "I heard that I stole your girlfriend?"

"Hmph!" Xu Yangyang looked angry at the baby, and the baby felt wronged, and pushed the pink-wrapped biscuit in front of Shen Jun, "Tell me, why did my goddess give you a small gift full of love!"

...No, how can you tell that she is full of love?

Shen Jun looked at the gift for a long time, and asked, "Who did you say it was from?"

"My goddess!"

"Could it be... Could it be..." Shen Jun couldn't believe it, "Is it the goddess I know?"

Xu Yangyang nodded heavily, "Brother Shen, you actually pried the corner of my wall!"

"I've been wronged." Shen Jun shrugged, and said half-jokingly, half-seriously, "As we all know, your elder brother and I should be fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged at the very least. I have no interest in children or anything like that."

"Brother Shen, won't your conscience hurt when you say this? Don't you think the phrase "white, beautiful, and long legs" sounds familiar?" Xu Yangyang became even more depressed, "This phrase was obviously used to describe the goddess that night. of!"

"..." Shen Jun felt that he had jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it away, so he stopped explaining, stared at the gift for a while, and asked, "Are you sure this is from your goddess, why do I feel that this thing is not him at all?" style."

"Sure! He brought it to you personally!"

……

Shen Jun couldn't figure out why Jian Zhou gave himself a gift with such a girly packaging, he carefully picked up the gift and said, "I opened it to have a look."

As Shen Jun said, he violently tore open the pink wrapping paper without mercy, and when he tore it in half, a small heart-shaped greeting card suddenly fell out of it.

Opening the greeting card, three words were outlined with one stroke of a delicate stroke in the inside - I like you.

like?Who do you like?I?

Shen Jun's clear and powerful heartbeat suddenly stopped, and then, like a train that had derailed, lost control and lost its rhythm, Jian Zhou's beautiful and arrogant eyes appeared in his mind unconsciously.

It was like a drop of rain accidentally falling into a calm lake, causing shallow water waves to ripple away layer by layer.

The brief trance passed away in a flash, and Shen Jun quickly came back to his senses, cursing himself that he really lived and went back, probably because he hadn't felt the nourishment of love for too long, and even a little boy could make himself flustered .

Out of a guilty conscience, before the others saw the content on the greeting card, Shen Jun clasped his hands together, clasped the greeting card in his palm, and then put it in his pocket as if nothing had happened.

"What did you write?" Xu Yangyang stared at Shen Jun's pocket eagerly, "It's pink and loving, isn't it a confession letter?"

Shen Jun, who received love letters as leaflets when he was a student, felt his cheeks burn for the first time, "No."

"what is that?"

"Tricky letter." Shen Jun pulled out a smile that was the same as usual, as if there was no disturbance in his heart, "You also believe in the children's pranks, let's go away, I have something to do at night, so I'm leaving first."

Walking to the door, he couldn't help but backed away and took away the small biscuit that was forgotten on the table under the watchful eyes of everyone.

After get off work, everything is a nonsense excuse. Shen Jun hurried home with a box of disturbing biscuits, threw it on the sofa, and immediately opened the wechat group he created with his university roommate - follow the emperor crazy, send a message for help .

Rebellious minister and thief: How can I make a kid who likes me not like me, hurry up!

Puppet Emperor: Youngest, are you sure you are not asking for a fight when you post this question!Are you sure it's not embarrassing!Are you sure it's not dog food!

Rebellious minister and thief: Seriously, help me think quickly!

Prince Regent: Every time Xiao Junzi asks such a similar question, I want to beat him to death. A full man doesn’t know a hungry man is hungry. Is there a group to send him blades? I’ll send you free shipping.

Puppet Emperor: This question is beyond the outline, next question.

Queen: Wait a minute, youngest, I happen to be in the library with your sister-in-law, let me ask for you.

Queen: Straight man with cancer, addicted to games, spending money lavishly, not cooking at home and always rushing to eat the hard-earned food, telling vulgar jokes that are humorous... These are all reduced Sub-items, if you lose too many points, girls will naturally not like you.

Queen: Your sister-in-law has thought so much for the time being, if I have anything else, I will add it at any time.

Puppet Emperor: Boss, I'm sorry to say it bluntly, didn't the problems my sister-in-law said really come from you?Hahaha!

Rebel and traitor: Thank you, boss!

After sending the message, Shen Jun threw the phone away, collapsed on the sofa and stared at the ceiling in a daze.I don't know if it was the first time that the young boy confessed to him too much, although Shen Jun's heartbeat had returned to normal long ago, but his chaotic thoughts were still unclear.

Unknowingly, his eyes drifted to the box of biscuits again, and Shen Jun stared at it absent-mindedly for a long time, then suddenly, by mistake, he took out a small biscuit shaped like a bow from the box, put it to his lips and took a bite.

The sweet milky fragrance fills the taste buds, it really is the toffee flavor that Jian Zhou likes.

Shen Jun, who never liked sweets since he was a child, thought that the taste was not bad for the first time. Of course, it would be even better if it wasn't used to express his love, Shen Jun sighed and thought worriedly.

How did you fall in love with yourself?

Shen Jun was puzzled, thinking that maybe it was just the rebellious and curiosity-seeking psychology of adolescent children, and he got tired of it after a long time.

It seems too hurtful to refuse directly. It's better to do some annoying things to make the children disappointed in themselves, gradually alienate them, and finally let it go. Who hasn't reached puberty yet? Maybe five or ten years have passed. Children can still tell a joke at the wine table.

Thinking of this, I feel a little pity, there must be no one on those wine tables.

I don't know what kind of adult the child will become in the future, but he is really curious.