police!don't run!

Shen Jun and Jian Zhou walked side by side on the way back, Shen Jun held up an umbrella, and covered Jian Zhou's head with the entire umbrella, while his left shoulder was completely exposed in the rain, and he was drenched in the cold.

Jian Zhou couldn't stand it anymore, raised his hand and pushed the umbrella towards Shen Jun, within three seconds, the umbrella tilted back towards him, Jian Zhou pushed it back again, within three seconds, it tilted back again.

After several rounds like this, Jian Zhou was finally defeated, and took the initiative to lean against Shen Jun. When they got close to the distance where the two of them could stand together under the umbrella, Jian Zhou was almost leaning on Shen Jun.

Shen Jun's heart skipped a beat, he stuffed the umbrella into Jian Zhou's hand, and quickly stepped back a few steps, keeping a distance of two meters away from Jian Zhou.

Jian Zhou turned his head and looked at him coldly with an idiot expression.

"..." Shen Jun himself felt a little embarrassed, his eyes wandered around, and he happened to see a large supermarket on the side of the road, which saved him, "Well, I just remembered that I have something to buy, you should go back first."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Jian Zhou to answer, he ran to the supermarket in the rain.When I ran to the entrance of the supermarket, I found that Jian Zhou also followed leisurely with an umbrella.

Shen Jun asked, "Why are you following me?"

Jian Zhou put away the umbrella, waved it in front of Shen Jun, and asked, "How do you go home when it rains heavily?"

"Can I just buy another one?"

"..." You are right, it makes sense, but it seems silly to turn around and leave now, Jian Zhou immediately pushed the shopping cart and walked to the supermarket, "I want to buy it too."

Shen Jun sighed silently, raised his legs to follow Jian Zhou, and said in his heart that the plan to reduce points in front of the children must be speeded up, the child seems a bit stubborn, don't leave any emotional pain because of himself.

It is estimated that Jian Zhou wanted to break his head, but he did not realize that he had somehow become the seed of infatuation in Shen Jun's heart. He had nothing to buy, so he just took two pieces of chocolate in the snack area and settled down.

Just about to push the cart away, Shen Jun suddenly stretched out his hand from behind, and threw two rows of milk candies, fruit candies, and chocolate candies on the shelf into the shopping cart as if free of money, and implemented the principle of spending money extravagantly. This person is designed to pick expensive ones.

Jian Zhou glanced at the price, then at the hills of sugar in the shopping cart, and couldn't help but put a few packs of imported sugar, which was equivalent to a direct money grab, back on the shelf.

Before he finished putting it away, he saw Shen Jun cheerfully throwing several candies that he had just put back into the car in multiples.

"...You won the lottery?" Jian Zhou froze, put the candy back into the car, but didn't dare to move any more, for fear that if he put a few more packs back, Shen Jun would go bankrupt today.

"No." Shen Jun smiled indifferently, "Isn't it just to spend the money you earn, and earn it after you spend it."

This person was afraid that he had been in the rain for too long just now, and the rain had seeped directly into his brain.

Shen Jun, whose brain was full of water, hadn't experienced the pleasure of being a local tyrant for a long time. After buying the candy, he felt unsatisfied, and then pushed the cart to the vegetable and fruit area.

There was a beep on the WeChat alert, Shen Jun took out his phone and found out that it was a group message of 'Follow the Emperor Crazy'.

Queen: Youngest, how are you losing points recently?

Shen Jun looked at Jian Zhou who was carefully selecting vegetables, and felt that it didn't seem to be effective.

Rebellious officials and thieves: The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard.

Empress: I accidentally stumbled across a collection of dirty jokes just now, I'll send it to you.

Queen: [Shocked, the young girl got drunk late at night, and in the bar, she actually met him in public...]

Traitor and traitor: ...Accidentally?

Shen Jun opened the link and took a few glances. He felt that it was extremely vulgar, very pornographic and violent, and he was too embarrassed to say it!But after thinking about it, even I disliked it so much, the effect of reducing points should be very good, so I must bite the bullet!

Shen Jun chose a rather tactful one, and it was inexplicably suitable for the occasion. He moved closer to Jian Zhou, smiled and said, "Seeing so many dishes, I suddenly remembered a joke, do you know what 'murder your husband' is? "

Jian Zhou's indifferent face clearly stated that I don't want to know, but he still asked, "What?"

"Slap cucumbers! Do you know what 'Neighbor Lao Wang' is?"

"do not know."

"Of course it's braised eggplant. One last question, what is 'ex-boyfriend'?"

This time Jian Zhou didn't even bother to reply, Shen Jun could only say the final answer cheekily and dryly, "flammulina velutipes."

Jian Zhou seemed to hesitate for a moment, then raised his eyes to look at Shen Jun, and asked, "What's the joke?"

"That's right, that's a hint, no, how should I put it..." This child is too pure, doesn't he understand?Looking at Shang Jianzhou's clean and clear eyes, Shen Jun immediately felt ashamed, "Forget it, pretend I didn't say anything."

Having said that, Jian Zhou tilted his head and thought for a while, and asked tentatively, "Do you want to eat cucumber and braised eggplant at night?"

What is it and what is it, Jian Zhou's brain circuit is also very strange.

Shen Jun sent a WeChat to complain about the failure of the operation in the group. When he looked up, he saw that Jian Zhou was actually picking eggplants seriously.

...he doesn't want to look directly at cucumbers and eggplants now, okay?Shen Jun rushed over and snatched the eggplant from Jian Zhou's hand and threw it back on the shelf, "No, I don't want to eat it, put it down!"

Shen Jun dragged Jian Zhou away from the vegetable area as if fleeing from a disaster. When passing by the living area, he took an umbrella casually, and pushed a cart full of sugar to the door to pay the bill.

The price settled by the cashier was exactly the same as the "sky-high price" that Jian Zhou had estimated in his heart in advance. He watched Shen Jun wave his hand and swiped the card without changing his expression. He couldn't help casting a suspicious look, "Are you okay?"

"Huh?" Shen Jun was puzzled, "What's wrong with me?"

Generally, people who suddenly spend money recklessly, either won the lottery or got terminally ill, right?Jian Zhou was hesitating how to ask more tactfully, when Shen Jun said, "I'm old, I'm happy, envy?"

I envy my size!

When Jian Zhou lifted Shen Jun's newly bought umbrella and pressed the switch, the umbrella exploded with a loud noise above his head without warning, Jian Zhou used great control to prevent Shen Jun from dying on the spot.

The colorful ribbons blew up Jian Zhou's head and face. I don't know what material it was made of. After being exposed to rain, the color faded crazily, and it almost dyed Jian Zhou colorful.

Shen Jun petrified in situ, dumbfounded.

He said how can an umbrella be sold so expensive, it turned out to be used for tricks!

Jian Zhou pursed his lips, clenched his fists and took several deep breaths, before he managed to make a calm voice, "How do you want to die?"

"I think... I really want to live another 500 years?" Shen Jun was amused by the melody that suddenly sounded in his head. He reached out and took off the colored ribbon stuck to Jian Zhou's body, pretending to be serious, and asked, "I What if you don’t want to die yet?”

"Understood." Jian Zhou replied with a cold face, clenched his fists and punched Shen Jun's handsome side face, "Go down and live another 500 years, you."

Shen Jun dodged to avoid Jian Zhou's fist, and stuffed two big bags of candy into his arms, "Come on, I'll give you all the candy, can you stop being angry?"

There is nothing that two bags of candy can't solve, if there is, then be honest and beat it.Shen Jun beat Jian Zhou a few times as a human sandbag to vent his anger. Jian Zhou, a little paper tiger, looked fierce, but actually didn't use much strength at all.

At the end of the tossing, the two of them still had to hold an umbrella and go home, not to their respective homes, but to Shen Jun's home.Jian Zhou was worried that he would scare his grandfather when he came home with a full suit, so he could only make a phone call and say that he would go back late because of something, and he would go to Shen County to clean it up first.

As soon as Xiao Mantou saw Jian Zhou, he meowed around him. His cheerful appearance was not at all like the arrogance and arrogance towards his master. It seemed that he had forgotten that he was a precious cat.

Shen Jun went to the bedroom to find a T-shirt for Jian Zhou. As soon as he came out, he saw Jian Zhou standing in the living room and unbuttoning his school uniform impatiently. He unbuttoned his school uniform halfway from top to bottom, revealing his delicate collarbone and a large area of ​​fair skin. skin……

This scene was so shocking that Shen Jun's heart almost stopped beating, "What are you doing, what are you doing!"

Jian Zhou kept moving, and said, "Take a bath." It was uncomfortable to be wet from the rain, and there was a lot of faded paint on it, so it would be awkward not to wash it off.

"Wash, take a shower, you won't go into the bathroom to take off your clothes!"

"There's nothing to avoid if they're all men..." Jian Zhou was halfway through the sentence, and faintly sensed that something was wrong with Shen Jun's tone. He looked back at Shen Jun suspiciously, stared at each other in silence for a few seconds, and suddenly showed a look of enlightenment. , put on the clothes quickly, and asked cautiously, "Do you...have feelings for the same sex?"

"No, no, don't talk nonsense." Shen Jun's tone was very firm, "Brother is very straight, very straight, very straight!"

After finishing speaking, he directly carried Jian Zhou to the bathroom, "Don't think about these messy things all day, kids, it would be great if you have this time to do more math problems, and you can get more points in the exam."

Jian Zhou, "I have full marks."

Shen Jun, "...Understood, shut up."

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I feel that I am in a good state recently. It is tentatively scheduled to be updated twice a week on Friday and Saturday. If you add updates, just follow the fate~