police!don't run!

Jian Zhou wanted to laugh when he thought of the coach's shocked and aggrieved expression at the end.

Shen Jun sat opposite, flipping through the menu absent-mindedly, secretly looking at Jian Zhou from the corner of his eye.

This little idiot probably doesn't know it himself, he can't hide what's on his mind at all, he probably thinks he's a machine with a cold face and no emotions, but in fact, emotions are already written in his eyes, even a fool can see it.

Just like now, with a smile in his eyes.

Shen Jun couldn't help asking, "What are you stealing?"

Jian Zhou didn't answer, but instead asked, "Why did you give Master the money?"

"Pay off your debts." Shen Jun joked, "Why sell yourself for things that can be solved with money."

Why spend money on things that can be solved with photos?

It's just a photo, and it's not a loss. Besides, if you're lucky, you can also solve the coach's life-long affairs by the way, what a bargain!It's good now, I owe more, Jian Zhou has a headache when he thinks of Shen Jun's stack of hundred-yuan bills, he props his head and asks reluctantly, "How do I pay back what I owe you?"

Shen Jun didn't intend to ask Jian Zhou to return it. Hearing his question, he was afraid that he would feel uncomfortable owed others. After thinking about it, he picked up his mobile phone and patted Jian Zhou casually, saying, "Now I don't owe any more."

Jian Zhou, "..."

Jian Zhou got up and walked to Shen Jun, and stretched out his hand, "Give me the phone."

Shen Jun thought that Jian Zhou wanted to see the photo, so he unlocked it and handed it to him, but he didn't expect that Jian Zhou suddenly leaned over to him, opened the selfie, and quickly took a group photo.

"I don't owe any more now." Jian Zhou returned the phone to Shen Jun, sat back in his seat, and roughly flipped through the menu. He was dazzled by the list of zeros on the menu, "You really still won the lottery?"

"Just kidding, I've never believed in such things as getting something for nothing." Shen Jun didn't forget his big plan to reduce points, and blackmailed himself from time to time, "I didn't tell you yesterday, you don't understand the joy of eating old age."

... Do you want face?

Jian Zhou was too lazy to talk nonsense, put down the menu, "You order."

Shen Jun asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Jian Zhou, "Whatever you want, I'm not picky."

Then Shen Jun believed it.

When Jian Zhou didn't move a table of dishes and just ate the white rice in the bowl in silence, he realized how stupid and naive he was.

Every time Shen Jun tried to put some food in Jian Zhou's bowl, Jian Zhou refused for various reasons.

Shen Jun, "Did you agree not to be picky eaters?"

Onions, ginger, garlic, Chinese prickly ash, coriander, chili, carrots and seafood all don’t eat, how dare you say that you are not picky eaters?I'm afraid I'm going to go on a hunger strike!

Jian Zhou, "..."

Originally, I wanted to take the opportunity to invite Shen Jun to have a meal before letting him order. After all, I have been bothering him lately. Who would have thought that there is such a big difference in taste between the two!It's not easy to step on thunder for every dish!

Shen Jun, "How many more dishes can I order for you?"

Order and serve when the tables are full?Jian Zhou shook his head, excused himself to go to the bathroom, and paid the bill at the front desk.

Shen Jun was very dissatisfied with Jian Zhou's behavior of rushing to check out, and was reprimanded by Jian Zhou with the words "shame on the old".

"There are bonuses in the competition." Jian Zhou said, "Please be enough."

Shen Jun, "..."

When driving home, Shen Jun's WeChat kept ringing. The first middle school celebration in early November, the high school class was discussing going back to their alma mater and reunion in full swing.

Shen Jun threw the phone to Jian Zhou, "Reply for me, just let them watch the appointment time, I can transfer shifts when the time comes."

Jian Zhou took the mobile phone, typed according to Shen Jun's instructions, and just sent it out, he heard the message notification sound again.

Shen Jun asked, "What did you say?"

The message came from another WeChat group called [The Youngest Off-Single Think Tank]. Jian Zhou opened it and took a look.

[Prince Regent] Xiao Junzi, take a look at the group name this king specially changed for you!

【Regent】Brother, I watched the stars and the moon last night, from poetry to philosophy of life, I suddenly had a plan.

[Regent] Didn't you say last time that the little girl is so pure that you can't understand the jokes? Why don't you just have something exciting and ask her to watch an action movie together? Far.

Unprepared, Shen Jun listened to Jian Zhou read these words in his cold voice, it really took great self-control not to jump off the car on the spot!

Now he can't wait to dig a hole and bury himself!How embarrassing!

The point is that Jian Zhou still looked at him with a pure face, and asked strangely, "Is watching action movies obscene?"

"It's not the kind of action movie you think..." Shen Jun didn't know how to explain, so he simply snatched the phone back and threw it on the back seat, "This guy has a bad mind, so ignore him."

But Jian Zhou was obviously still wondering, "Exciting? A thriller?"

"Yes, very right! It's a thriller, smart!" Shen Jun was afraid that Jian Zhou would continue to dwell on the question of why thrillers are so obscene, so he quickly changed the topic, "I heard that there are a few thrillers recently that are not bad, do you want to watch them?"

Thanks to the think tank, the two people who were supposed to go back to their respective homes ended up sitting in a movie theater watching a thriller for no reason.

Because it was the weekend, there were a lot of people in the theater, especially the thriller studio, which was almost full of young couples. Shen Jun and the others didn't book tickets in advance, so they could only sit in the last row of seats that had been selected.

Shen Jun didn't have much interest in thrillers, and he didn't want to watch it after the first few minutes, but Jian Zhou was watching it seriously.

The dark light blurred the lines of Jian Zhou's side face, making it look softer. Shen Jun wanted to ask him if he would like some popcorn, but found that Jian Zhou was slightly lowering his eyes and looking away from the big screen.

Sea monsters eating people are being played on the screen, and the picture is very bloody.

Shen Jun observed secretly for a while, and sure enough, every time there was a bloody and violent scene in the movie, Jian Zhou would avoid his sight, his movements were very subtle, as if he didn't want to be noticed.

So it's scary and doesn't want people to know?Are kids nowadays so desperate for face?

Shen Jun was a little amused, wrapped Jian Zhou's neck and brought a belt to him, covered his eyes with his backhand, and said in a low voice, "It's not suitable for children, don't watch it."

Jian Zhou rarely responded obediently.His eyelashes brushed Shen Jun's palm from time to time, it was very itchy, and finally the scary scene was broadcast on the screen, Shen Jun quickly took his hand away, and put it lightly on Jian Zhou's shoulder.

Jian Zhou still lowered his eyes and didn't look at the screen, his eyes happened to fall on the audience sitting in front of him.

The movie screen cut into the dark and strange deep sea, and there was almost no light source in the entire studio. Jian Zhou squinted his eyes and adjusted for a moment. Just when he could see something clearly, he saw the boy in front of him stretching out his hand and quietly leaning towards the girl next to him. buttocks.

The girl seemed unaware of this, and just before the man's fingers were about to touch the girl's clothes, Jian Zhou raised his foot and kicked on the back of the chair warningly.

The muffled sound from the back of the chair was very clear in the theater, and almost half of the people turned their heads to cast condemning glances at Jian Zhou, and the boy who was kicked on the back of the chair even rolled his eyes at him, "Sick! ?”

Shen Jun was also startled by Jian Zhou's amazing kick, and apologized quickly after realizing it.

The boy's face was full of displeasure at being swept away, but he didn't care too much about it, and after a few words, he turned back and continued watching the movie.

Shen Jun, "What are you doing?"

Jian Zhou didn't know what to say, so he hesitated and said, "He has evil intentions."

Shen Jun, "..."

Shen Jun knew what Jian Zhou was talking about, in fact, he also saw it just now, but...

"The two people in front are lovers." Shen Jun whispered, "Little friend, have you ever flirted?"

Jian Zhou, "..."

Jian Zhou, "...Oh."