police!don't run!

Shen Jun was holding two big bags full of cat food, with a little white cat steamed bun lying on his shoulder, and when the elevator went on strike without warning, he climbed up to the seventh floor with tears in his eyes. Cat food, there is still half a pack of cat food at home!

Shen Jun bent down and threw the cat food on the ground, and was about to open the door with the key, when he suddenly found a silly big golden retriever at his side wagging his tail desperately at his steamed buns.

"...It's amazing that I can keep up with this." Surprised, Shen Jun poked the man's head lightly, and smiled, "Little Mantou, you can be charming."

Mantou looked unmoved, turned his head away from Shen Jun's fingers, and let out a lazily meow, still lying on Shen Jun's shoulder in a dignified and glamorous shape.

"It seems to be domesticated?" Shen Jun squatted down and looked at the dog tag hanging around the golden retriever's neck. The word "milk tea" was printed on the front in a golden color, and a string of phone numbers was written on the back, which should have been specially left by the owner .

Shen Jun called the phone, and made an appointment with the other party in the small garden of the community. After hanging up the phone, he realized that he was a person who was ruthlessly abandoned by the elevator today and went up to the seventh floor in one breath!

"...Milk tea, let's discuss, can you go to the small garden and wait for your master?"

Milk tea, "Wow?"

Shen Jun, "..."

So why are you so overwhelmed today!

Five minutes later, Shen Jun resigned himself to his fate and appeared in the small garden, sitting on the swing for entertainment, holding a steamed bun in one hand, and playing Sudoku with his mobile phone in the other to pass the time. There is no self-awareness of a lost dog.

Shen Jun was concentrating on playing, when suddenly a slender finger tapped on the screen of the phone, "This is wrong, stupid."

He raised his head, and saw a familiar pretty face, "Jian Zhou? Why do you..."

Before he finished speaking, the big golden retriever who tried his best to pounce on Jian Zhou had already given Shen Jun the answer, "So...that was the call you answered just now? I said why the voice is so familiar, I didn't realize that we have a good relationship Fate."

"Hey, it suddenly occurred to me that I got the phone number that Brother Long was asking for so easily. Do you think he would be annoyed and lose the last few strands of stubborn hair if he found out?"

"Then for the sake of his health, I suggest you not to say it." Seeing Shen Jun's happy face with his eyebrows bent, Jian Zhou really didn't understand why this man loves to laugh so much, and there is obviously nothing funny about it.

Shen Jun also didn't understand how Jian Zhou could be so lifeless at such a young age, he insisted on putting on a sullen face and pretending to be old-fashioned, so that he couldn't help but want to tease him.

"You want me to keep it a secret for you? Then you have to pay for hush money, kid. After all, there seem to be quite a lot of people who want your phone number." Shen Jun shook his phone triumphantly, and gave half of the swing to Jian Zhou, "First sit."

"Don't sit." Jian Zhou was very disgusted, and took two steps back, "You look up and look around."

Shen Jun raised his head and glanced around suspiciously, and instantly received many resentful glances. Three or four children stared at the swing pitifully, their faces full of daring anger at being seized by strange Shushu.

"..." Shen Jun rubbed the tip of his nose in embarrassment, and quickly got up to get away from the swing, "Didn't you remind me earlier?"

"I see that you are sitting very happily, Uncle Policeman, your childlike innocence is still alive."

"Tsk, you kid, can you chat? Who's your uncle? Brother."

"Yeah." Jian Zhou nodded, silently took advantage of Shen Jun, and then gave him the drink in his hand, "Here, thank you, I'm leaving."

"What? Milk tea?" Shen Jun looked at the super large cup of milk tea in his hand, a little funny and a little confused.I think when he was in school, he was a handsome guy with boundless charm. He was stuffed with a bunch of milk tea, coffee, small cakes and biscuits by his female classmates every three days. Be restrained, it's been many years since I've seen someone stuff snacks without saying a word, Shen Jun's brain twitched, and he asked casually, "What are you doing, chasing me?"

Jian Zhou raised his eyes and looked at Shen Jun with the eyes of caring for mentally handicapped children, and asked, "Are you out of your mind?"

After finishing speaking, he felt that he should quickly disassociate himself from this strange Shushu with a bad brain, and added, "Hush money."

"Your hush money is too perfunctory." Shen Jun hooked a smirk, "I, an adult, can you get away with this kind of children's drink?"

"Don't pay me back."

"Okay, pay you back."

Shen Jun returned the milk tea to Jian Zhou, and Jian Zhou picked up the milk tea with a cold face, walked towards the little girl who just grabbed the swing, and asked, "Drink?"

The little girl was only four or five years old, and quickly paralyzed onto the swing with an agility that didn't match her age. Her small body wanted to occupy every corner of the swing, her face looked like an enemy, and she said in a childish voice, " Don't take my swing!"

"Don't grab it." Jian Zhou handed the milk tea forward and said, "Would you like it? Sweet."

The little girl swallowed, "Then I'll take a sip."

The girl stretched out her chubby little hand, and halfway through it, she was suddenly robbed of her love by a strange sorghum.

"Wait a minute." Shen Jun took Jian Zhou's milk tea first, and patted the little girl's head lightly, "Little girl, didn't your mother teach you not to eat things given by strangers?"

The little girl pursed her mouth and said aggrievedly, "I said it, but my brother doesn't look like a bad person."

"It doesn't matter if you don't look like it, and bad people don't write bad words on their faces." Shen Jun grimaced and smiled to scare the little girl, "I heard that traffickers like you the most. , Be careful where you are sold in a coma, then you will have no cartoons to watch, and no snacks to eat, you know? So you can’t eat things from strangers, and you can’t talk to strangers Let's go, remember?"

"Occupational diseases." Jian Zhou complained.

"But my brother is not a stranger." The little girl scratched her hair, innocent and charming, "Mama said before, my brother is called, called, Brain Gong."

Jian Zhou, "..."

Shen Jun suspected that there was something wrong with his ears, "What's it called?"

"Beautiful Brain, Ma Ma said, all good-looking little brothers are called Brain-Gong!"

The girl's crisp little milk voice made Shen Jun dumbfounded, "Little friend, your mother's thinking seems a little dangerous."

"why?"

"Because... because you are too young, you can't have a husband, you can't eat things from strangers, and you can't be good-looking."

"Oh..." the girl whispered, her big shiny eyes filled with a hundred thousand reasons, "Then uncle, do you have a brain?"

"No." Shen Jun said, "Uncle is a man, men don't need husbands."

"Uncle is so pitiful, he doesn't have a brain at this age." The little girl cast a sympathetic look, "Don't be sad, uncle, you look so good-looking, why don't I grow up and be your brain."

Shen Jun raised his forehead, "Whose brat is this, does anyone still take care of it?"

Jian Zhou lowered his head and suppressed a smile.

In the end, a cup of milk tea still entered Shen Jun's stomach, and Shen Jun still drank it while disgusting it, "It's too sweet, why do you like to drink this kind of thing? I always feel that this kind of sweet thing doesn't match your style. .”

"do not like."

"I don't like you naming your silly golden retriever Milk Tea?"

"It's long-winded." Jian Zhou was a little impatient, "I'll buy you sugar-free next time?"

"Hmm. Hmm?" Why is there a next time?How many times does your silly golden retriever have to throw it away? Didn’t you really like Xiao Mantou? No, no, no, no, interracial love will have no good results. "Well, Jian Zhou, I have something to say for a long time, see I still need to remind you."

"what?"

Shen Jun said, "Your silly golden retriever followed my little mantou all the way, and kept wagging its tail. Is it time to cum? Do you want to find him a companion, or go to the pet hospital for neutering, or it will hurt your body." .”

Jian Zhou, "... I thank you."

Milk tea, "Wow!"

"Let's go, Milk Tea." Jian Zhou called out in a low voice, and Milk Tea squatted on the spot, wagging its tail affectionately, expressing that it did not want to leave.

"..." Jian Zhou suddenly felt a little ashamed, why did he raise such a silly dog, "Let's go, why don't you go to the hospital?"

"Woof!" Milk Tea felt bitter, and Milk Tea felt aggrieved.

"One more thing, remember to keep the dog on a leash next time you walk the dog. As the saying goes, walking the dog is not standardized, and the relatives will cry." After speaking, Shen Jun picked up the little steamed bun, leaving Jian Zhou with a handsome and handsome back, "Let's go ,Bye-Bye."

I thought to myself that the next time I see his silly dog, I must hide and go away. I can't let the silly dog ​​humiliate the steamed buns that I have raised so hard!

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I'm going to travel next week, so I'll add a few more chapters this weekend~