don't touch my ears

Ye Zhen twisted and twisted at the computer screen.

Look at the left, it is a little fat rabbit, look at the right, it is a little fat rabbit, look at the front, it is still a little fat rabbit.

In fact, compared to how obese she was when she first wore it, Ye Zhen has lost a lot of weight now, and looks like a cute little bunny, but just a little...

Ye Zhen sighed, hopped to the side of the experimental animal weighing scale, covered her eyes with her paws, and jumped onto the weighing scale with a snap.

I don't know if it was a psychological effect, but Ye Zhen felt that the moment he jumped up, the scale sank obviously, as if it was about to collapse because he couldn't bear his weight.

No no no, impossible.

He has been exercising for a month, and all sit-ups, push-ups, and leapfrogs are done according to human standards, and it is impossible for him to get heavier and heavier.

Ye Zhen comforted herself desperately.

After waiting for five seconds, the scale stabilized, and Ye Zhen slowly moved the claws off his eyes, but before he could recognize the number——

"Three point two kilograms, little plum blossom is awesome."

The scale automatically reports the number, and after reporting the number, an evaluation is given.

"..."

Ye Zhen jumped off the weighing scale with a sullen face, walked forward a few steps as if nothing had happened, and came to the person standing on the side platform, and then——

Scratch, hammer, bite, kick.

"Hahaha, don't make trouble, you have already bitten a lab coat."

Yan Yixuan pulled the sleeves out of the big white rabbit's pair of front teeth, and then hugged his little plum blossom into his arms.

Ye Zhen was so angry that when his sleeve was pulled away, he grabbed his collar and bit him. If he was not worried that his tuberculosis would spread through saliva, he would even want to bite Yan Yixuan's handsome face.

"Okay, okay, I shouldn't bother you to weigh, I was wrong, I'm sorry."

Yan Yixuan apologized very understandingly, he didn't want to change the lab clothes again.

He only changed one lab coat in four years as an undergraduate and one year as a graduate student, but after he started serving Xiaomeihua, he changed into a new one in a month, and this new one seemed to be dying soon.

It's not that there is a shortage of money, but because the school has to go to the Academic Affairs Office to apply for the purchase of lab coats. The procedures are too complicated, and it is really not worthwhile to run around. The one Yan Yixuan is wearing now is still from Zhang Yujie.

"Cuckoo!"

If there is another time, I will bite you to death!

Ye Zhen thought he was a good talker, although he was still very angry, but for the sake of Yan Yixuan's apology, he still forgave him a lot.

So he loosened Yan Yixuan's collar, then wiped the drool flowing from the corner of his mouth with his paws, and wiped it on Yan Yixuan's clothes.

Yan Yixuan: "..."

Lab coats that have been in the infectious disease laboratory must not be washed in the school's public washing machine, or sent to the laundromat for dry cleaning.

So, in this case, Yan Yixuan has only two choices——

Either don't wash it, or just burn it and replace it with a new one.

Yan Yixuan stared at the bright saliva marks on his collar for a second, then rubbed Ye Zhen's big head in frustration. The other party didn't realize that he was actually venting his anger, and even hummed comfortably under his superb skills. He groaned.

"Little bastard."

"Cuckoo."

A little to the left, a little to the left.

After playing around for a while, Ye Zhen finally remembered his business.

It only took a second to change from a happy little plum blossom to a depressed big white rabbit. The last second Ye Zhen was still receiving Yan Yixuan's feeding, and the next second he reacted and pushed Yan Yixuan's mischief away depressedly. hand, touched the fat on his stomach depressedly, and sighed depressedly.

"Huh."

Obviously he has already worked so hard to lose weight, why did he gain weight instead of losing weight?

After getting along for a month, Yan Yixuan's level of rabbit language has risen sharply. He was originally a figure at the level of a master. In order to consolidate his review, he also specially made a small notebook to record Ye Zhen's cry. Now as long as Ye Zhen speaks , he can guess the meaning of the other party almost exactly.

What's more, this big white rabbit's thoughts are clearly written on his face, Yan Yixuan can know what he is thinking without opening his mouth.

"Xiaomeihua is not fat at all, and it feels good when rubbed." Yan Yixuan comforted.

"..."

Ye Zhen began to grind her teeth, and looked at Yan Yixuan with dangerous eyes, as if saying, if you say one more word, I will tear your mouth apart.

Yan Yixuan touched his nose embarrassingly.

Hey, he actually knew what Xiaomeihua was worrying about, but he just couldn't help but want to tease her.

After the teasing is over, it will naturally have to be coaxed back.

Compared with the method of one stick and one candy, Yan Yixuan obviously adopts the pampering mode of one sour candy and one sweet candy.

"Have you heard of gaining weight by exercising?" Yan Yixuan squeezed Ye Zhen's little paw to try to get his attention.

Ye Zhen shook her head.

"Muscle density is higher than fat density. With the same volume, people with more muscles will be heavier. It is a joke to gain weight through years of fitness exercises. This is not the same as gaining weight." Yan Yixuan poked Ye Zhen's with a smile Little Fat Face: "So, Xiao Meihua didn't gain weight, but her muscles increased."

Ye Zhen's eyes lit up.

"Huh?"

really?

"of course it's true."

Yan Yixuan raised the corner of his mouth, that smile was as bright as the sun.

Well, it's dazzling.

Ye Zhen raised her claws to cover her eyes.

No wonder this guy is so attractive, he asked for it.

but……

Ye Zhen lowered her head to look at her belly.

It seems, it seems that it is indeed not as fat as before.

Thinking of this, Ye Zhen opened her mouth obediently, and took half of a small tomato stuffed by Yan Yixuan.

……

A week later, Ye Zhen got a small body fat scale.

The body fat scale used by adults is too big, not suitable for rabbits, so Yan Yixuan went to the manufacturer to order a small scale specially for pets. It was designed by someone.

That's right, it's Yan Yixuan who finds it troublesome even to go to the Academic Affairs Office to apply for a lab coat.

With the body fat scale, Ye Zhen can feel the results of her weight loss more intuitively, and accept Yan Yixuan's feeding with more peace of mind.

Recently, Yan Yixuan happened to be in a free period, Professor Hua's research reached a bottleneck, temporarily suspended the experiment, reorganized his thinking, and there were fewer places that needed his help.

So Yan Yixuan, who was very idle, tried his best to get some delicious and fun things for Ye Zhen. The little tomatoes and little strawberries that were inserted into hearts with toothpicks were nothing anymore, and he got him banana boat puddings and the like. When it came out, it was improved according to the eating habits of rabbits and Ye Zhen's taste, and it was better than the ones bought in the store.

Now, every time Ye Zhen opens the bento box, she has to look forward to what the bento will look like today.

As a qualified social animal, Ye Zhen hasn't eaten a homemade bento for many years. He is not the only one. The entire company and even the entire commercial building's employees live on takeout, especially when it is near the end of the year. , It is simply a luxury to be able to eat hot meals at noon.

It’s also interesting to say that Ye Zhen’s living standard has risen sharply after time travel. Not only does she not need to be busy with life, but her daily treatment is also surprisingly good. There is food, drink, and computer games. Occasionally reviewing movies from years ago is also a A different kind of fun.

And the only thing he needs to pay is about five milliliters of venous blood every three days.

What a bargain.

Thinking back to when his company organized blood donations, he donated [-] CCs in one breath and only then did he get a small cake and a certificate.

Alas, people are not as good as rabbits, people are not as good as rabbits.

The author has something to say:

small theater

first day of crossing

Ye Zhen: Help me, I want to go back.

The second day of crossing

Ye Zhen: I will save it to see the situation first, and then go back after reading it

Nth day of crossing

Ye Zhen: It’s great to be a rabbit, hiccup