don't touch my ears

Ye Zhen was impressed with this tuberculosis incident, and it could even be called a deep impression.

This kind of thing happened as soon as he entered the university, and there were rumors in the whole school, and this incident also involved Qi Feng, so Ye Zhen paid more attention.

However, he was just a freshman back then, and he didn't know much about school affairs. Even if he asked Qi Feng, he wouldn't explain it in detail, so Ye Zhen knew the general idea just like the gossip-eating crowd.

Now, as the cause and person (rabbit) of the whole thing, I am afraid that no one can understand the cause, process and result of the whole thing better than Ye Zhen.

On the eve of the final exam, the school of pharmacy organized all the parties to go to the hospital. Near the end of the period, the undergraduates lost a whole day of review time, which was a disaster for many people. The graduate students were affected, because the entire laboratory building was closed It needs to be disinfected and stopped using within three days, which has affected many experiments.

However, there are students who feel a headache about this, and there are also students who have a few more days of fun because of it.

For example, Comrade Zhang Yujie who has no intention of studying but only wants to do business.

Taking advantage of the chaos in the whole college, he came to Xiaojiangwan to play with Yan Yixuan.

"Awesome brother." Zhang Yujie praised with a thumbs up as soon as he entered the door.

"It's nothing, I just did what I should do." Yan Yixuan swiped his phone absently.

"Didn't you see that posture? Half of the hospital has gone to the hospital. It's the first time I've encountered such a thing until now."

"It's mainly in the Department of Biology. The medicinal chemistry experiment we did that day has long since ended." Yan Yixuan said.

"That's why you are awesome." Zhang Yujie changed his shoes and walked into the bedroom without looking back: "You have turned the other majors upside down, but your own major has been completely taken out."

Yan Yixuan glanced at him, knowing what he was going to do, and didn't make a sound to stop him.

Five minutes later, Zhang Yujie sneaked out with Ye Zhen at the cost of scratches.

"Fuck, what time is it, and you're still sleeping." Zhang Yujie stuffed Ye Zhen into Yan Yixuan's arms, rubbed his hands together: "You're still so angry after waking up, how did you feed?"

"He played games until two o'clock last night, so it's normal that he couldn't get up."

Yan Yixuan poked Ye Zhen's stomach, and the other party hugged his wrist, turned over, pressed it under his belly, and continued to sleep soundly.

"No way, it's just two slides, can you still play at two o'clock?"

When Zhang Yujie heard that he was playing a game, he subconsciously thought it was the small playground in the bedroom.

"It's not that." Yan Yixuan said.

"Which one is that?"

Zhang Yujie didn't think too much when he asked this question, he thought that Yan Yixuan wanted to say that there was a second playground for rabbits at home, or bought the house next door to make a rabbit nest.

However, Yan Yixuan's next answer was beyond his expectation, even more frightening than buying the whole building to make a rabbit nest.

"A mobile game called pesticide."

"Pesticides? Glory of the King?" Zhang Yujie's expression was blank: "Is there any misunderstanding about pesticides? Are you talking about the pesticide that can inhibit the activity of cholinesterase?"

Yan Yixuan didn't talk nonsense with him, and directly opened a new game on his mobile phone, and handed it to Zhang Yujie.

"This is it."

Looking at the familiar game icons, Zhang Yujie felt his throat dry for a while.

"He played this until two o'clock last night?"

"Yes, he insisted on proving to me the level of a king. He created a new account and started playing from scratch. He kept winning at the beginning, but when he was recruited, he couldn't do it. There are too many actors."

Yan Yixuan, who doesn't play games, learned a lot of proper nouns after a night of nurturing.

Zhang Yujie looked like he had seen a ghost.

He stared at Yan Yixuan for a long time without saying a word, then reached out and touched Yan Yixuan's forehead.

Yan Yixuan: "?"

"I don't have a fever, why are you talking nonsense?" Zhang Yujie said to himself, "It is said that tuberculosis usually infects the lungs. Could it be that the new type of tuberculosis can even infect the brain?"

Yan Yixuan: "..."

Ye Zhen, who was impatient with the quarrel between the two, turned over with a carp, then snatched the phone Zhang Yujie was holding, and started a qualifying round on the spot.

Zhang Yujie's expression gradually changed from bewildered at the beginning to surprise, and finally to numbness.

"Cuckoo, cluck, cluck!"

"What did he say?" Zhang Yujie asked.

"Trash jungler, stay away from me." Yan Yixuan said.

Zhang Yujie: "..."

In fact, he was just asking casually.

It's too fantastic to be able to understand what rabbits say!

Well, it's not that fantasy. It's not as good as a rabbit who can play King of Glory with a mobile phone, and can also type and speak on the public frequency.

A game ended amid Ye Zhen's continuous scolding. Ye Zhen chose a mid laner who was a bit difficult to operate, but he couldn't take the lead in 9-3-11.

There is no way, the jungler looks like an actor at first glance, the participation rate is less than 15.00%, and he is stealing towers throughout the whole process. If you hit a dragon, you can still be killed by the dragon.

Ye Zhen looked distressed at her account which lost another star, and pressed the report button fiercely, reporting the jungler deliberately giving away the head, and added a sentence in the others: I VIP8, you can figure it out.

One minute later, Ye Zhen received a reply text message, the customer service said that his report was successful, the jungler was deducted three credit points, and the system gave a small compensation package.

Ye Zhen put down her phone, raised her head with her hips crossed, with pride written all over her face.

"Little Plum Blossom is awesome." Yan Yixuan praised cooperatively.

Zhang Yujie, who watched the whole process, said "Mom...yeah, I don't know if I should say it or not."

……

"That is to say, the night you picked him up, he confessed to you that he was a rabbit spirit?"

"Well, he also texts me on his tablet."

Yan Yixuan opened QQ, clicked on a new account with a rabbit's profile picture and showed it to Zhang Yujie.

"I don't really want to see it." Zhang Yujie said indifferently.

"Why, it's all up to now, do you want to say that you are a firm materialist and don't accept things that go against science?" Yan Yixuan joked.

"This is not a matter of materialism." Zhang Yujie was also helpless: "Is it because no one can accept it so quickly?"

Yan Yixuan, who quickly accepted this setting without any obstacles, expressed that she could not understand this useless insistence.

In fact, Zhang Yujie was just talking.

As an in-depth game controller who knows people who have never played games before, when Zhang Yujie found out that Ye Zhen knew all the games he was playing and was familiar with them, one person and one rabbit hit it off and exchanged QQ accounts immediately. It is convenient to contact in the future.

"To be honest, I'm actually a little worried now," Zhang Yujie manipulated the hero in his hand to make a difficult operation. After going around the back and successfully killing one person and maiming the other, he fled with a trace of blood. Ye Zhen's mage immediately followed him. First, the big move locked the remaining blood, Zhang Yujie raised his head to look at Yan Yixuan while taking advantage of the empty order back to the city, "I'm a little worried about whether you will marry the rabbit in the future."

Ye Zhen slipped his hand. Fortunately, his big move is the locking skill, so he won't miss it, and he didn't miss the head that came to him.

Yan Yixuan held his head and thought for a while, then slowly said: "You are going to die."

"!"

Only then did Zhang Yujie notice that the shooter on the opposite side had planted an eye here. Although the shooter had already been killed by him, the support ran away. When passing by the grass, he cast a second skill with extremely low damage on him.

"Do not!!"

Amidst Zhang Yujie's screams, the screen went dark.

There was a phrase on the public channel, hahaha, the support on the opposite side came, a nanny who was almost harmless.

Master Ji himself replied: Are you floating or I, Zhuge Liang, can't hold the knife anymore?

In the next second, Ye Zhen, who had refreshed his ult, locked on to the laughing nanny, and a set of sudden moves killed the half-blooded nanny.

"Daddy is handsome!"

Zhang Yujie completely abandoned his sense of shame, and wrote on the public channel: Did you see, my master took me.

On the opposite side, hehehe.

So in the next team battle, Ye Zhen was regarded as the primary target. However, Zhuge Liang, who had already developed, was not afraid of wheel battles at all. The amazing record of 21-3-7 led the team to victory, and there is no doubt that it is the MVP after going out.

Zhang Yujie threw himself to the ground in admiration, but he didn't care that Ye Zhen was just a rabbit, he wished he could kneel down and beg Ye Zhen to take him to the top.

"Can you stop being so embarrassing." Yan Yixuan couldn't stand it anymore.

"You know what a fart." Zhang Yujie gave Yan Yixuan a thumbs down, and then said to Ye Zhen with a shy face: "Xiaomei, no, brother Mei, brother Mei, take me, wait King, I will ask someone to turn over a field to grow carrots for you!"

"The field of your house has become a wasteland, so I don't even want to give it to me." Yan Yixuan said.

"Who said I was going to send you off, what a shame?"

"..."

Yan Yixuan began to think about whether there was something wrong with his way of making friends.

Ye Zhen stood on Yan Yixuan's lap, stretched out her claws and patted Zhang Yujie's shoulder, with the attitude of a big brother taking care of a little brother.

"Goo."

Don't worry, with him here, you won't lose.

After being ignored until now, Yan Yixuan interjected: "By the way, the internet will be disconnected at home after ten o'clock, so you won't have to play until the early hours of the morning."

One person and one rabbit who have established a revolutionary friendship all have expressions of a bolt from the blue.

"Even if you are a good rabbit, you have to go to bed early and get up early. You are already too fat to be used for experiments. Do you still want to get a little fatter and get high blood pressure?" Yan Yixuan said.

With sufficient arguments, Ye Zhen immediately withered.

"Cuckoo."

Ye Zhen tapped the phone a few times, then handed it to Yan Yixuan.

A line of words "Ten o'clock is too early, at least eleven o'clock (crying.jpg)" was displayed on the phone.

"No, ten o'clock is ten o'clock." Yan Yixuan refused to give in at all.

Ye Zhen sat down in frustration.

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

You have changed, you are no longer the Yan Yixuan who is obedient to him!

"It's no use being cute, it's for your health."

Yan Yixuan bent his fingers and flicked Ye Zhen's forehead lightly.

For some reason, Zhang Yujie felt that he was a bit redundant, not only redundant, but also showing off.

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