Today, the Foolish Scum Gong Screwed Me Over Again

Qiu Yanzhi turned his head and looked at Rhubarb on the ground gloomily, with a hideous face.

"Rhubarb! Didn't you say that resetting can fix most of the bugs! Why can't I get out now!!!"

Da Huang said weakly: "Maybe this bug is just the small part that can't be fixed..."

Qiu Yanzhi: "Then why did I spend so much effort and money to buy the reset card?!"

Da Huang shrank his head and said pitifully: "Didn't you just say that this is a dream that makes people want to sink into it and not wake up..."

Qiu Yanzhi gritted his teeth: "I said that I want to indulge in it, it's a rhetorical trick, do you really fucking think that I want to sleep forever?!"

Rhubarb flattened his mouth, with an aggrieved expression on his face: "What are you scolding me for? I don't know if this will happen, and I don't guarantee a 100% success rate. Besides, look now, you can see the world, I can control the panel, I just took a look, except for the exit game function and the emergency call function, other functions are fine."

Da Huang added: "Qiu Yanzhi, in all fairness, although you failed to quit the game, your situation is definitely better than before!"

The situation is indeed better than before. With his personal background unchanged, none of his friends and parents will leave.And now not only can he see the whole world without relying on He Zhou, but he can also adjust his own state and environment settings.

Compared with the previous situation where he might starve to death if he left Hezhou, he is now in this game world, basically existing like a hang-up.

He just lost a He Zhou, and got such a big convenience, which is obviously a good thing, but why does Qiu Yanzhi feel so upset?

...It must be because rhubarb is so irritating and gave me high expectations.

Qiu Yanzhi thought angrily in his heart.

But anger is useless, and passionately insulting Rhubarb will not help his current situation.

Qiu Yanzhi let out a long sigh and lay down on the bed.

Wait a minute, why is this bed board so hard?

Only then did Qiu Yanzhi realize that he was in the dormitory now.

Although he has always been a college student, his target in the last game was He Zhou, the president of the company, and he had little connection with his student status, so his college student status was just a decoration at that time, and he had never even been to school several times.

And what is the goal this time?It seems to be that schoolboy?

Okay, I guess the school will be the main battlefield in the future.

Qiu Yanzhi sighed leisurely.

However, where does he have the thought to attack the little boy?

All he wants now is to get out of this crap game.

Not to mention the younger brother from the sunny primary school, he didn't even want to eat pork belly in front of him.

At this moment, the door of the dormitory was pushed open.

A clear voice sounded.

"Hello, senior! I'm Ye Mingxu, a second-year German student, and we live in the same dormitory!"

The boy with light brown hair had a bright smile on his face. He was so bright, so energetic, so youthful, and so vigorous.

The moment he walked into the dormitory, it was so dazzling that Qiu Yanzhi felt as if he saw the sun.

"I'm Qiu Yanzhi." Qiu Yanzhi had a big-tailed wolf-like smile on his face, "I'm free tonight, senior will treat you to barbecue."

"Ask me?" The boy froze for a moment.

Qiu Yanzhi said with a gentle smile: "No, to be precise, we invite all of us in the dormitory. The main purpose is to welcome you to stay in our 304."

Ye Mingxu smiled happily and said, "Thank you senior!"

After packing up his things, Ye Mingxu changed into his jersey and took the basketball: "Senior, I'm going to play basketball, do you want to go together?"

Qiu Yanzhi shook his head: "No, you go, don't forget the dinner time."

Looking at the back of Ye Mingxu leaving, Qiu Yanzhi sighed, "Youth", and then lay back on the bed like a salted fish.

"Didn't you say that you don't have the heart to attack?" Rhubarb complained.

Qiu Yanzhi slowly put on a headset for himself: "What do you do if you don't capture characters in love games?"

Da Huang muttered in a low voice, "I didn't expect you to forget He Zhou so quickly. I thought it would take at least two days for the average player to change the strategy character."

"There's no He Zhou here anymore, baby. I'm married to him, but I don't want to be a widow for him. Besides, it's a matter of the last game. People have to look forward, understand."

Rhubarb pursed his lips: "Understood."

"And..." Qiu Yanzhi pondered for a moment, and said, "I was thinking, since all the functions of the last game are broken, only the reset card can be used. If it will appear later, does this card mean that...you can only leave the game if you conquer the next character?"

"Wow. Your guess seems to make sense." Rhubarb praised without soul, and then said, "For such a high-sounding reason, you actually have a crush on Ye Mingxu, right?"

Qiu Yanzhi shrugged: "Can't I?"

"Of course you can, this is the correct way to use the reset card." Da Huang said.

Qiu Yanzhi felt a little sleepy, so he covered himself with a quilt and fell asleep.

Qiu Yanzhi thinks people are really strange. He has slept alone for more than 20 years, and he has always liked this kind of solitary lifestyle.Only after sharing the same bed with He Zhou a few times, I felt that I was lying alone on the same bed, and it was so lonely and empty.

Qiu Yanzhi closed his eyes, but He Zhou appeared in front of him again.

...Are you a fool?What do you want him to do?

Qiu Yanzhi scolded himself secretly, then knocked himself on the head.

...Think about your junior, think of your junior, the sunny junior, the fresher and tenderer than He Zhou.

When Qiu Yanzhi woke up after taking a nap, Zhang Yuxuan came.

Zhang Yuxuan bought an apartment near the school and didn't live in the dormitory. If he went to the dormitory, it must be to find Qiu Yanzhi.

Qiu Yanzhi looked at Zhang Yuxuan, who opened the door and came in, with a depressed face, wearing a small skirt, a wig, and crappy makeup, and was a little dazed.

In the last game, Zhang Yuxuan didn't often dress up like this after Qiu Yanzhi deliberately cleaned it up.

Why did they go back to before liberation?

After Zhang Yuxuan came in from the door, he sat down on the chair with a sad face: "Yanyan, my senior is going back to China soon."

Qiu Yanzhi was taken aback.

Didn't your senior return home early?You are married, your husband is cheating, and he rejected you coldly.

Qiu Yanzhi took a careful look at the skirt on Zhang Yuxuan, and the more he looked at it, the more familiar it became.

--and many more.

Isn't this exactly the same as what Zhang Yuxuan wore in the last game when he lowered his head and told him that the senior would be back soon? !

Qiu Yanzhi asked tentatively, "Are you wearing Pai Daxing's underwear?"

Zhang Yuxuan froze for a moment, hurriedly moved his legs together, straightened his skirt: "I just walked away? It shouldn't be."

Qiu Yanzhi: Fuck, it really is.

Qiu Yanzhi said to Zhang Yuxuan: "You play casually here, I'll smoke a cigarette first and calm down."

Qiu Yanzhi opened the door of the dormitory, walked to the open corridor, leaned against the wall, and lit a cigarette for himself.

"Rhubarb." Qiu Yanzhi said, "What's going on?"

Rhubarb flapped his wings and flew to his side: "No problem, reset the card, reset the card, naturally all the plots have been reset, you can understand that you restarted the game, the first time you played, but this time There is no He Zhou in the main story line."

Qiu Yanzhi looked at Rhubarb and frowned: "Let me explain the background of the story."

Rhubarb: "There are 4 people in your dormitory, Yang Fengcheng, Zhou Qi, Zhao Rui and yourself. Do you remember those three people? You took them to He Zhou's house to eat hot pot in the last game."

Qiu Yanzhi nodded: "Continue."

Da Huang: "But because you are both seniors, you are not in the dormitory most of the time. Only two days later, Yang Fengcheng found an internship job and went to live in the staff dormitory. His position was vacant. Ye Mingxu is in the dormitory downstairs. Yes. Yang Fengcheng's cousin moved in because the bed collapsed two days ago."

Very good, the game really does everything to make him have a relationship with the target of the attack, Ye Mingxu.

He even took the initiative to create an accident so that they could live in a dormitory.

I think when he was attacking Hezhou, he was so tired that he was dying, and he had to draw cards to doubt his life, and he had never encountered such a good thing.

But Qiu Yanzhi felt that things would not be that simple: "In the last game, my character design was to fall in love with He Zhou at first sight and not pursue violently. So do I have any special character design here? Since Ye Mingxu is sunny and enthusiastic Dog-like junior, then what am I? An indifferent, high-cold senior? An unattainable campus male god? The first love of Bai Yueguang who has been secretly in love with Bai Yueguang for many years because of the love at first sight of his junior? "

Rhubarb: "You fell in love with your junior at first sight, but you can't pursue violently."

Qiu Yanzhi: "...fuck."

Qiu Yanzhi looked at Rhubarb with a good-natured smile on his face: "Fortunately, your game has not been released. If it is really released, it is guaranteed that the game will hit the center of the earth and the company will go bankrupt."

Da Huang curled his lips: "Actually, you performed well just now, just keep at it."

Qiu Yanzhi: "Then I really appreciate your compliment."

The game world was reset, and the stories of all the characters restarted. Zhang Yuxuan finally gave up on that senior in the last round, and this round began to obsess him again.

Qiu Yanzhi planned to make Zhang Yuxuan give up earlier this time, so he urged him to say, "Since your senior is about to return to China, why don't you use this opportunity to express your love?"

Zhang Yuxuan lowered his head and whispered, "I dare not."

"What's not to dare."

Zhang Yuxuan pursed his lips: "...I am ugly."

Qiu Yanzhi patted him on the shoulder: "Although you are ugly, you have a beautiful heart."

"My brain..."

"Although you are stupid, you have a good temper."

"I do not……"

"Although you are uneducated, you are rich."

"Senior won't like..."

"Don't be discouraged, maybe that senior is blind!"

"Senior is not blind!"

Qiu Yanzhi suddenly realized... This conversation is so familiar, it seems that everything is developing like the track of the last game.

Could it be that Ye Mingxu will also become the next He Zhou?

Qiu Yanzhi felt a little headache.

But even so, Qiu Yanzhi wanted to change something.

First of all, let's start with Zhang Yuxuan.

Either help him catch up with his senior before he gets married, or let him completely give up on his senior, but no matter which way he goes, he shouldn't wear a small skirt anymore.

He compulsively dragged Zhang Yuxuan to a shopping mall nearest to the school to buy men's clothing.

As a result, Zhang Yuxuan vowed not to take off the skirt.

Qiu Yanzhi said: "Zhang Yuxuan, your senior actually likes men."

Zhang Yuxuan didn't believe what he said: "Hmph, don't lie to me! If my senior likes men, how could I not know!"

Qiu Yanzhi: "..."

Qiu Yanzhi had no choice but to say: "Okay, let me tell you the truth..."

Zhang Yuxuan: "You said?"

Qiu Yanzhi: "A junior I like moved to my dormitory by accident. Today is the first day. I really like him very much, but he only likes you who are tall and handsome and like to wear skirts. , if the two of us appear in front of him together, he will definitely only know to look at you...you know what I mean."

Zhang Yuxuan held Qiu Yanzhi's hands, with a sincere face, "Yanyan, I understand you! Don't worry, I won't steal your man. I'll change into men's clothes right now to prevent him from falling in love with me! "

Qiu Yanzhi seemed to be moved to tears: "Baby Yu, you are so kind!"

Zhang Yuxuan blinked: "I'll buy you a skirt later after I change into men's clothes, and then you can wear the skirt to seduce him!"

Qiu Yanzhi: "..."

...Sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have lied.

After Zhang Yuxuan changed into men's clothing, he dragged Qiu Yanzhi straight to the women's clothing area.

Qiu Yanzhi tried his best to refuse, but Zhang Yuxuan, who was 1 meters tall, could drag him forward with one arm, and he really couldn't bear it.

Zhang Yuxuan earnestly said: "Yanyan, you like him so much, and he just likes men in women's clothing. If you don't work hard, how can you say you like him!"

Qiu Yanzhi: "I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it..."

Zhang Yuxuan: "Yanyan, you can't be too cowardly! Wearing a small skirt is no big deal!!"

Qiu Yanzhi: "I don't want to..."

Zhang Yuxuan frowned and said: "Yanyan, for the sake of love, we must be bold, we must go forward bravely!"

Qiu Yanzhi hugged the pillars of the shopping mall hall, making the last struggle: "I don't..."

Zhang Yuxuan suddenly stopped in his tracks, his expression seemed a little hurt: "...Yanyan, do you also feel ashamed to wear a small skirt?"

Zhang Yuxuan is tall and strong, and he is even more eye-catching when he wears skirts. Every time he walks on the road, he attracts the attention of countless people. Even his parents quarreled with him several times because of this, forcing him to Had to rent a house by himself, Zhang Yuxuan didn't know that someone was laughing at him behind his back, he just pretended not to know.

Qiu Yanzhi was silent for a while.

Then he slowly loosened the pillar, with a tragic expression on his face: "Let's go, I'll wear it."

Qiu Yanzhi is shorter than Zhang Yuxuan, and his frame is not too big. Zhang Yuxuan chose a slightly puffed black gauze dress for him, which well modified his masculine figure, but perfectly showed his narrow waist The advantage of long legs.

When he came out of the locker room, Zhang Yuxuan wanted to hug him and cry bitterly: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, You're So Beautiful!!!"

Qiu Yanzhi was expressionless and lifeless.

After coming out of the women's clothing section, Qiu Yanzhi stopped by to buy a long, curly black wig with bangs.

Tears welled up in Zhang Yuxuan's eyes: "Yanyan, you enlightened so quickly!"

No.

I just wanted to cover as much of my face as possible so people wouldn't recognize me.

And for strangers on the road, it's better to let them not know that I'm a man than to let them see that I'm a man in a skirt... right?

After Ye Mingxu came back from the basketball court, he was waiting for Qiu Yanzhi while playing games in the dormitory. When he heard the sound, he took off his earphones and turned his head to look.

As a result, the whole person was stunned: "You... who are you looking for?"

Qiu Yanzhi said blankly, "It's me."

Ye Mingxu's pupils constricted suddenly, and he stood up in a panic. The headphone cable plugged into the computer was forcibly pulled off, and he stammered, "Scholar...Senior, why are you..."

Qiu Yanzhi: "Just change your mood. I'll wear this and go out to dinner with you later. It's okay."

"No, no problem." Before Ye Mingxu regained his composure, he said blankly, "Very, very beautiful."

"He's about to fall in love with you, he's about to fall in love with you, he's about to fall in love with you..." Zhang Yuxuan leaned in front of Qiu Yanzhi and whispered.

Qiu Yanzhi brutally slapped Zhang Yuxuan's face away.

It is said that everyone in the dormitory is invited to dinner, but the people in the entire dormitory are all postgraduate entrance examinations and internships. Only Ye Mingxu and Qiu Yanzhi can come out, but Zhang Yuxuan is also added.

Qiu Yanzhi appeared in the boys' dormitory relying on this attire, which almost caused a commotion.

For example, some boys in the dormitory only wear big pants and dangle back and forth in the dormitory, and their mother doesn’t like to close the door. Qiu Yanzhi passed by the door. He stretched out his arms to cover his abs without a muscle, his upper body was as white as a chicken, and his whole face was completely red from head to toe.

One poor little boy even uttered a scream and slammed the door shut.

However, there were also those who came out boldly by the door frame and whistled at Qiu Yanzhi.

Then Qiu Yanzhi let out a murderous roll, so frightened that he fled quickly and quickly locked the door.

However, I encountered some difficulties when I left the dormitory gate.

The dormitory aunt stretched out her hand to stop him: "I don't know that girls can't enter the boys' dormitory? When did you go in? Why didn't I see you just now?"

Ye Mingxu walked from the dormitory to the door of the dormitory building. He has already experienced a lot of things, and his mind has become stronger. Hearing what the dormitory aunt said, he couldn't help explaining: "Auntie, he is my roommate, a boy."

The dormitory aunt looked disdainful: "Who are you fooling?"

Qiu Yanzhi reached out to pull off his wig, and said in a calm tone, "Auntie, I'm really a man, and the dormitory is Building 5, Room 302."

Under the astonished eyes of the dormitory auntie, Qiu Yanzhi put on the wig again: "Goodbye, auntie."

When he came out of the dormitory, Zhang Yuxuan teased on purpose: "Hey, Yanyan, is it strange for you to say that it's strange? I've entered and left the dormitory countless times wearing a skirt, and my aunt never stopped me."

Qiu Yanzhi cast him a cold look, walked forward without saying a word.

"Yanyan wait a minute." Ye Mingxu stretched out his hand to adjust Qiu Yanzhi's wig, and said with a smile, "It's a bit crooked."

Qiu Yanzhi squinted his eyes and looked at him: "What did you call me just now?"

"I'm sorry, senior." Ye Mingxu blinked, saying sorry, but his eyes were full of smiles.

Because my character design is almost the same as the previous round.

So Qiu Yanzhi originally wondered if he was going to go back to the old road again, and whether Ye Mingxu would become the second He Zhou, but later he realized that he was completely overwhelmed.

It turns out.

Not all NPCs are like He Zhou.

For example, Qiu Yanzhi bought fried skewers from a roadside stall at the entrance of the campus and handed them to Ye Mingxu. Ye Mingxu happily said thank you senior, then pointed to the milk tea shop opposite with raised eyebrows, and said seniors, I invite you to drink milk tea!

And if Qiu Yanzhi dared to hand the fried skewers to He Zhou, He Zhou would definitely ask him to take them away with a cold face. roll.

If the strategy of NPC characters is divided into levels, Qiu Yanzhi thinks that He Zhou must be in hell mode.

"What are you thinking? Why are you laughing?" Zhang Yuxuan looked at Qiu Yanzhi suspiciously while eating fried skewers.

Qiu Yanzhi was stunned for a moment, and the corners of his mouth flattened: "I don't, your eyes are dazzled."

The place where Ye Mingxu was invited to eat was a large barbecue restaurant with a good reputation.

As a result, the business inside was really booming. Qiu Yanzhi looked up for a long time and didn't see a single empty table.

"Mingxu?" A male voice suddenly sounded, with a slightly surprised tone, "Why are you here?"

Qiu Yanzhi turned his head and saw that it was Ye Mingxu's cousin and roommate, Yang Fengcheng.

Before Ye Mingxu had time to speak, Yang Fengcheng saw Qiu Yanzhi, his eyes widened immediately, and he was so frightened that he couldn't speak easily: "...Qiu...Qiu Yanzhi?"

Qiu Yanzhi was getting used to it, and he said without changing his face: "We came to eat, but it seems that we can't find an empty table."

Yang Fengcheng's eyes never left Qiu Yanzhi's skirt and fake ones, and he became incoherent when he spoke: "It's because our company has reserved the venue... In order to welcome us new employees, we are holding a welcome party here today, and there are no empty tables gone."

"Xiao Yang, are these your friends?" A middle-aged man just passed by.

Yang Fengcheng turned to look at him: "Yes, section chief, this is my cousin and roommate. They came to eat, but they don't seem to know that this place is reserved by our company."

When the section chief saw Qiu Yanzhi, his expression immediately became very friendly, and he turned to Yang Fengcheng and said, "Bring them to eat together, anyway, there are still many vacancies at our table."

Yang Fengcheng hesitated a little: "This is not good..."

The section chief said: "It's okay, it's okay, we are all friends, and it's lively when there are many people."

Qiu Yanzhi was about to refuse, but Zhang Yuxuan dragged him away: "Yanyan, hurry up, I'm so hungry."

Yang Fengcheng was very receptive. He was still stunned when he saw Qiu Yanzhi's outfit, but he got used to it after a while, and joked with a smile: "Hey Qiu Yanzhi, don't say it, you are quite suitable for this outfit."Then Qiu Yanzhi slashed him fiercely with his eyes.

It was the section chief, after knowing that Qiu Yanzhi was a man, his whole face was not quite right.

However, there were many people here, and it was really lively. Qiu Yanzhi was not a shy person, and he got acquainted with everyone after a while.

Qiu Yanzhi even felt that some of the people here were quite familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before. When he thought of the place where he met last time, Qiu Yanzhi silently scolded the garbage game in his heart, and reused so many NPCs. It's bricks, where do I need to move them?

Suddenly, the whole store was quiet for a while, and then many people stood up one after another, and there was a noisy greeting.

Qiu Yanzhi turned his head to look in doubt, and immediately froze in place.

Only then did he know that those NPCs were not reused after recycling.

In the bustling shop.

A man appeared from the door, walking steadily, meeting everyone's eyes.

Walking in the direction of Qiu Yanzhi.

——It's He Zhou.

For some reason, Qiu Yanzhi felt his heart beating wildly. Following the man's pace, his heartbeat increased a little when he took a step.

The man raised his head and looked in Qiu Yanzhi's direction.

In the store, there were hundreds of people who stood up to greet He Zhou, there were hundreds of pairs of eyes staring at He Zhou, and there were hundreds of voices saying hello to He Zhou.

But at this moment, the man's dark and deep pupils passed through the noisy crowd and noise, and looked straight into his eyes.