Sneaking into the prison is not too easy for the Golden Retriever who has mastered a little bit of the law of space.
Shoujing carried the mountain spirit on his back, passed through the wall, and successfully joined forces with Wang Jianren.
It was late at night, and no one was keeping an eye on the surveillance camera all the time, so when the two of them appeared, only Wang Jianren backed away with a face full of ghosts.
"What! Something came in!!"
The lights were dim, Wang Jianren was highly myopic, and he just took off his glasses, so what he saw was not a cute puppy that looked exactly like a milk dog approaching him, but a ghostly creature crawling towards him with a grinning grin. baby.
"Don't come here! Don't come here. If you are wronged, you have a debtor. Can't you get a good baby if you get kicked out? What's the point of following that bitch?" Wang Jianren still didn't seem to see clearly and slowly turned to him. What was coming, so he said a lot of gibberish.
The golden retriever stopped in his tracks, tilted his head: "Oh~" Is he crazy?
Shan Ling thought for a moment and said, "He seems to have misunderstood something..."
Wang Jianren's mental state was not very good at first, but now he was even more insane when he was frightened, he threw things at him desperately, and while he was smashing, he backed away in horror and tried to excuse himself.
From his excused words, Shan Ling sorted out a secret incident. It frowned, looked at the slovenly criminal in front of its ethereal eyes, and said, "Be quiet, beat him to death."
Shou Jing heard the words, so excited that his beard trembled, it quickly put down the mountain spirit, and rushed towards Wang Jianren swiftly.
Shan Ling stood where he was, and suddenly found something in the corner of the top wall next to him. It tilted its head, as if it was called... monitoring?It floated up, blinked at the monitor, and suddenly had a good idea.
It was well monitored, but suddenly it was covered in frost and froze into a ball.
When Shoujing wants to kill a person, he can do it with one paw. When Shoujing wants to torture a person but does not intend to torture him to death, he can play longer than cat and mouse.
Wang Jianren started from howling and yelling, to cursing and threatening, to being beaten until he cried for his father and mother, was beaten until he screamed, and finally knelt down and kowtowed to admit his mistake: "Yes I was wrong because I was wrong, just let me live, it doesn’t make sense for you to be born, it’s not for your own good that I don’t let you be born, otherwise you’ll be born with AIDS... ah!!”
Another slap in the face.
In the end, Wang Jianren was lying on the ground with more air and less air, and there was a pool of blood under his body, and the rag doll was nothing more than that.
Shoujing tilted her head, pursed her mouth, and showed a cute and evil smile on her hairy face. She was about to make persistent efforts and blow Wang Jianren's head off completely.
Shan Ling paused suddenly: "Huh? I can feel it. Your master...is at Zhanxi's place."
Shoujing scratched his face with his paws, hesitantly thinking whether to kill Wang Jianren, Shan Ling had already stepped forward, and planted the Zi Gu given by Zhanxi directly between Wang Jianren's eyebrows.
When it was over, he sent a little bit of spiritual power mercifully, so that Wang Jianren "on the surface" recovered without any wounds. The only flaw was that Shoujing tore Wang Jianren's prison pajamas to pieces.
"Ow
...? "Do you want to continue cleaning up the traces?
Shan Ling shook his head: "No, let them think that there is a wronged soul to take revenge."
The two were crazy for most of the night, and finally relieved their anger, so they hurried back.
※※※
The face of the skull head was facing Zhan Xi, and the two faint ghost fires in the eye sockets did not move, it just looked at Zhan Xi steadfastly.
Zhan Xi tried her best to tighten her lips, blinked her eyes, and finally couldn't hold back: "Pfft~hahahahahahahahaha..."
The skeleton man, that is, Zhanxi's master Wen Rujin: "..."
A full ten seconds passed, and Zhan Xi seemed to be planning to brush his teeth, but he was still smiling while holding the toothbrush, so Wen Rujin asked, "Haven't you laughed enough?"
Zhan Xi laughed tremblingly, clutching his stomach and gasping for breath, he said out of breath, "Yes, I'm sorry, Master, I really didn't expect hahaha, how did you become... like this? This look , just like the little guy next to the big villain." It's the kind of guy who gets a lunch box as soon as he comes out.
Even if he doesn't have facial muscles to show his expression, Zhanxi can guess that if this person has a face, he probably looks cold and expressionless now.
Alas~ What should I do, I am so happy!The god who is high above the sky, like the wind and the moon, will turn into a skeleton one day?Or a skeleton with a carrot head.
"I came to this world to kill the caught fish of the rules, and chased them to a space left over from the wilderness." After a pause, Wen Rujin seemed to cast a light glance at Zhan Xi, "The system is borrowed from this world. , was completely eroded by the savage spirit."
Wow, what a disaster!
Zhanxi brushed his teeth, and almost burst out laughing when he heard the words, he was afraid that he would swallow the foam, so he quickly took a deep breath to restrain himself, then suppressed his smile, and said solemnly: "That's really embarrassing you, Master. "
Well done!Awesome!Why not erode the bones too!I also want to see what my dog Bishifu will look like when he becomes a Piao.
"Don't think I don't know what's going on in your heart," Wen Rujin said blankly (?), "Brush your teeth!"
"Hey master, don't you ask your golden retriever?"
"Do not ask."
Zhanxi rinsed his mouth, watched the little figure walking into the dormitory, he asked vaguely: "Why didn't you ask all of a sudden?"
"I feel it, on the way back." The other party finished coldly.
Zhanxi suddenly heard a prompt from 438: "Wang Jianren's vital signs have declined...Wang Jianren's vital signs have increased..."
Zhan Xi spat out the foam in her mouth: "You will notify me after he dies."
※※※
Zhan Xi washed up and entered the dormitory, and found his master sitting on the chair in his bed, facing the computer screen.
"Throw away this strand." The skeleton's finger bones were slender and shiny under the small desk lamp.
Zhan Xi watched the beautiful bone dragging the mouse, and threw away his favorite stock without saying a word: "Why, Master?"
"It's closing down."
Zhanxi picked up the mug and took a sip of water: "I look at it like a sun in the sky. Master, do you drink water? Oh no
I'm sorry I forgot, you can't drink water, hehehe~"
Wen Rujin didn't pay attention to this doggy apprentice's crime, his finger bones jumped fast, and he didn't know which corner of the Internet pulled out a blurry photo taken from the surveillance camera where the face could not be seen at all. Show it to Zhanxi.
Zhan Xi leaned over and looked at it seriously for a long time: "Well... two mosaic people."
Wen Rujin: "... you deserve to die, and you don't even read the title?"
Unconvinced, Zhanxi groaned, "I made nearly ten thousand before."
Wen Rujin looked at him coolly: "Have you been making money?"
"No," Zhanxi told the truth, "There are profits and losses, and the total profit is almost [-]."
"Ah."
I'll go, Zhanxi stares, steady as a chicken, don't go too far!Earned almost [-] yuan, already pretty awesome, okay?
Seeing that the other party sent the gossip news to the mobile phone, he didn't plan to talk to himself. Zhan Xi held the mobile phone to study by himself. Finally, he diverted his thinking and suddenly realized: "Oh! One of these two mosaics is that stock Is the company's largest shareholder?"
Wen Rujin continued to look at the screen: "Yes."
"The other mosaic is his mistress? He was caught having an affair...?" But according to the pissing nature of this country, it seems normal for a man to have an affair, but it is a mistake that every man would make.
"You forgot the founder of the company." Wen Rujin reminded in a low voice.
Only then did Zhan Xi fully understand: "I understand, I understand."
He is very optimistic about this stock, and it is estimated that it will be over soon. The founder of the company is the wife of the current largest shareholder. The phoenix man only got this large amount of shares two years ago. I'm afraid it's not that easy to get rid of my bad wife.
"Could it be that this stock has risen so well during this period, and it was the prosperity before the collapse? Did his original wife set him a trap?" Zhanxi speculated.
"Well," Wen Rujin nodded, and calmly invested all the money in another rookie stock, "He followed his wife's advice and bid for a piece of land. That piece of land...is an ancient tomb."
"Eh? Master, how do you know?"
Wen Rujin turned her head, glanced at Zhan Xi quietly, and said, "Because that is this body, that is... my grave."
"Pfft——" I'm sorry, I want to laugh.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha..." Well I laughed out loud.
※※※
Zhanxi was a little sleepy and wanted to sleep, but his master appeared. In order to make money, Zhanxi had to hug his master's thick thigh tightly.
"High! Master, you are really tall!"
"How do you know this one will go up...?"
"I'll go, potential stocks, I haven't found them yet."
……
Unlike Zhanxi who thinks twice every time he makes a move, his master strikes quickly and ruthlessly, Zhanxi just watched the numbers of the small money flipping, and his eyeballs were about to turn into RMB symbols.
"Master, to be honest, if I invest in other people's research on AIDS vaccines, is the money enough?" Zhan Xi was a little flustered, he had never owned such a huge amount of property.
However, Wen Rujin was speechless to this question and said: "You can try
Double it two hundred times. "
"Oh, master, I want to do something practical, but I'm short of money." Zhan Xi hinted frantically.
Asking the master to get money is different from asking roommates to borrow money. Of course, the difference is not that one has to pay back and the other does not have to pay back, but that the roommates are friends of the same generation. It is embarrassing to borrow money. It's the same, master is equal to my father, isn't it only natural for my father to give money?
Wen Rujin: "There are still a lot of antiques in my tomb, the ones whose value cannot be estimated, you can move them as you like."
"Oh, master, you are so kind, but master, if I am arrested for selling antiques, will I have to sit in prison and cry behind bars?"
Wen Rujin's jaw moved, and Zhanxi heard the creepy laughter coming from the skull.
Then he heard his master say softly: "Don't be afraid, I will come forward to prove that you didn't rob the tomb. I, the owner of the tomb, gave you the things."
Zhanxi: "..."
Master dog, I believe in your evil!
※※※
When Shan Ling and the others came back, Zhan Xi was trying to ask his master how to make money with money and how to build his own business empire.
Shou Jing stepped forward and began to show off his great achievements.
"Killed?" Wen Rujin asked.
"Oh..." No, almost.
"What else to say, go to sleep."
Shoujing really fell asleep as soon as he said it, and Shanling was still sorting out what it heard from Wang Jianren, and it took a long time to put together a complete story.
Zhanxi listened to it again and frowned: "You mean, after Wang Jianren contracted AIDS, he came out with his sexual orientation in front of his parents, and finally reached an agreement with his parents. He found a woman to give birth to a child, and he Only when parents have a grandson can they turn a blind eye to his private life?"
Shan Ling nodded.
Zhanxi continued: "In the end, Wang Jianren's measures were still not done well, and then the girl who was deceived was forced to induce labor in a month, and she died twice?"
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感谢在2020-04-0823:44:03~2020-04-0921:45:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thank you to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Youyou from Donglou and Xilou; 4 bottles of Zhezhe; 2 bottles of Laziness; 1 bottle of Datou Zhangzhang and Weiwei;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Shoujing carried the mountain spirit on his back, passed through the wall, and successfully joined forces with Wang Jianren.
It was late at night, and no one was keeping an eye on the surveillance camera all the time, so when the two of them appeared, only Wang Jianren backed away with a face full of ghosts.
"What! Something came in!!"
The lights were dim, Wang Jianren was highly myopic, and he just took off his glasses, so what he saw was not a cute puppy that looked exactly like a milk dog approaching him, but a ghostly creature crawling towards him with a grinning grin. baby.
"Don't come here! Don't come here. If you are wronged, you have a debtor. Can't you get a good baby if you get kicked out? What's the point of following that bitch?" Wang Jianren still didn't seem to see clearly and slowly turned to him. What was coming, so he said a lot of gibberish.
The golden retriever stopped in his tracks, tilted his head: "Oh~" Is he crazy?
Shan Ling thought for a moment and said, "He seems to have misunderstood something..."
Wang Jianren's mental state was not very good at first, but now he was even more insane when he was frightened, he threw things at him desperately, and while he was smashing, he backed away in horror and tried to excuse himself.
From his excused words, Shan Ling sorted out a secret incident. It frowned, looked at the slovenly criminal in front of its ethereal eyes, and said, "Be quiet, beat him to death."
Shou Jing heard the words, so excited that his beard trembled, it quickly put down the mountain spirit, and rushed towards Wang Jianren swiftly.
Shan Ling stood where he was, and suddenly found something in the corner of the top wall next to him. It tilted its head, as if it was called... monitoring?It floated up, blinked at the monitor, and suddenly had a good idea.
It was well monitored, but suddenly it was covered in frost and froze into a ball.
When Shoujing wants to kill a person, he can do it with one paw. When Shoujing wants to torture a person but does not intend to torture him to death, he can play longer than cat and mouse.
Wang Jianren started from howling and yelling, to cursing and threatening, to being beaten until he cried for his father and mother, was beaten until he screamed, and finally knelt down and kowtowed to admit his mistake: "Yes I was wrong because I was wrong, just let me live, it doesn’t make sense for you to be born, it’s not for your own good that I don’t let you be born, otherwise you’ll be born with AIDS... ah!!”
Another slap in the face.
In the end, Wang Jianren was lying on the ground with more air and less air, and there was a pool of blood under his body, and the rag doll was nothing more than that.
Shoujing tilted her head, pursed her mouth, and showed a cute and evil smile on her hairy face. She was about to make persistent efforts and blow Wang Jianren's head off completely.
Shan Ling paused suddenly: "Huh? I can feel it. Your master...is at Zhanxi's place."
Shoujing scratched his face with his paws, hesitantly thinking whether to kill Wang Jianren, Shan Ling had already stepped forward, and planted the Zi Gu given by Zhanxi directly between Wang Jianren's eyebrows.
When it was over, he sent a little bit of spiritual power mercifully, so that Wang Jianren "on the surface" recovered without any wounds. The only flaw was that Shoujing tore Wang Jianren's prison pajamas to pieces.
"Ow
...? "Do you want to continue cleaning up the traces?
Shan Ling shook his head: "No, let them think that there is a wronged soul to take revenge."
The two were crazy for most of the night, and finally relieved their anger, so they hurried back.
※※※
The face of the skull head was facing Zhan Xi, and the two faint ghost fires in the eye sockets did not move, it just looked at Zhan Xi steadfastly.
Zhan Xi tried her best to tighten her lips, blinked her eyes, and finally couldn't hold back: "Pfft~hahahahahahahahaha..."
The skeleton man, that is, Zhanxi's master Wen Rujin: "..."
A full ten seconds passed, and Zhan Xi seemed to be planning to brush his teeth, but he was still smiling while holding the toothbrush, so Wen Rujin asked, "Haven't you laughed enough?"
Zhan Xi laughed tremblingly, clutching his stomach and gasping for breath, he said out of breath, "Yes, I'm sorry, Master, I really didn't expect hahaha, how did you become... like this? This look , just like the little guy next to the big villain." It's the kind of guy who gets a lunch box as soon as he comes out.
Even if he doesn't have facial muscles to show his expression, Zhanxi can guess that if this person has a face, he probably looks cold and expressionless now.
Alas~ What should I do, I am so happy!The god who is high above the sky, like the wind and the moon, will turn into a skeleton one day?Or a skeleton with a carrot head.
"I came to this world to kill the caught fish of the rules, and chased them to a space left over from the wilderness." After a pause, Wen Rujin seemed to cast a light glance at Zhan Xi, "The system is borrowed from this world. , was completely eroded by the savage spirit."
Wow, what a disaster!
Zhanxi brushed his teeth, and almost burst out laughing when he heard the words, he was afraid that he would swallow the foam, so he quickly took a deep breath to restrain himself, then suppressed his smile, and said solemnly: "That's really embarrassing you, Master. "
Well done!Awesome!Why not erode the bones too!I also want to see what my dog Bishifu will look like when he becomes a Piao.
"Don't think I don't know what's going on in your heart," Wen Rujin said blankly (?), "Brush your teeth!"
"Hey master, don't you ask your golden retriever?"
"Do not ask."
Zhanxi rinsed his mouth, watched the little figure walking into the dormitory, he asked vaguely: "Why didn't you ask all of a sudden?"
"I feel it, on the way back." The other party finished coldly.
Zhanxi suddenly heard a prompt from 438: "Wang Jianren's vital signs have declined...Wang Jianren's vital signs have increased..."
Zhan Xi spat out the foam in her mouth: "You will notify me after he dies."
※※※
Zhan Xi washed up and entered the dormitory, and found his master sitting on the chair in his bed, facing the computer screen.
"Throw away this strand." The skeleton's finger bones were slender and shiny under the small desk lamp.
Zhan Xi watched the beautiful bone dragging the mouse, and threw away his favorite stock without saying a word: "Why, Master?"
"It's closing down."
Zhanxi picked up the mug and took a sip of water: "I look at it like a sun in the sky. Master, do you drink water? Oh no
I'm sorry I forgot, you can't drink water, hehehe~"
Wen Rujin didn't pay attention to this doggy apprentice's crime, his finger bones jumped fast, and he didn't know which corner of the Internet pulled out a blurry photo taken from the surveillance camera where the face could not be seen at all. Show it to Zhanxi.
Zhan Xi leaned over and looked at it seriously for a long time: "Well... two mosaic people."
Wen Rujin: "... you deserve to die, and you don't even read the title?"
Unconvinced, Zhanxi groaned, "I made nearly ten thousand before."
Wen Rujin looked at him coolly: "Have you been making money?"
"No," Zhanxi told the truth, "There are profits and losses, and the total profit is almost [-]."
"Ah."
I'll go, Zhanxi stares, steady as a chicken, don't go too far!Earned almost [-] yuan, already pretty awesome, okay?
Seeing that the other party sent the gossip news to the mobile phone, he didn't plan to talk to himself. Zhan Xi held the mobile phone to study by himself. Finally, he diverted his thinking and suddenly realized: "Oh! One of these two mosaics is that stock Is the company's largest shareholder?"
Wen Rujin continued to look at the screen: "Yes."
"The other mosaic is his mistress? He was caught having an affair...?" But according to the pissing nature of this country, it seems normal for a man to have an affair, but it is a mistake that every man would make.
"You forgot the founder of the company." Wen Rujin reminded in a low voice.
Only then did Zhan Xi fully understand: "I understand, I understand."
He is very optimistic about this stock, and it is estimated that it will be over soon. The founder of the company is the wife of the current largest shareholder. The phoenix man only got this large amount of shares two years ago. I'm afraid it's not that easy to get rid of my bad wife.
"Could it be that this stock has risen so well during this period, and it was the prosperity before the collapse? Did his original wife set him a trap?" Zhanxi speculated.
"Well," Wen Rujin nodded, and calmly invested all the money in another rookie stock, "He followed his wife's advice and bid for a piece of land. That piece of land...is an ancient tomb."
"Eh? Master, how do you know?"
Wen Rujin turned her head, glanced at Zhan Xi quietly, and said, "Because that is this body, that is... my grave."
"Pfft——" I'm sorry, I want to laugh.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha..." Well I laughed out loud.
※※※
Zhanxi was a little sleepy and wanted to sleep, but his master appeared. In order to make money, Zhanxi had to hug his master's thick thigh tightly.
"High! Master, you are really tall!"
"How do you know this one will go up...?"
"I'll go, potential stocks, I haven't found them yet."
……
Unlike Zhanxi who thinks twice every time he makes a move, his master strikes quickly and ruthlessly, Zhanxi just watched the numbers of the small money flipping, and his eyeballs were about to turn into RMB symbols.
"Master, to be honest, if I invest in other people's research on AIDS vaccines, is the money enough?" Zhan Xi was a little flustered, he had never owned such a huge amount of property.
However, Wen Rujin was speechless to this question and said: "You can try
Double it two hundred times. "
"Oh, master, I want to do something practical, but I'm short of money." Zhan Xi hinted frantically.
Asking the master to get money is different from asking roommates to borrow money. Of course, the difference is not that one has to pay back and the other does not have to pay back, but that the roommates are friends of the same generation. It is embarrassing to borrow money. It's the same, master is equal to my father, isn't it only natural for my father to give money?
Wen Rujin: "There are still a lot of antiques in my tomb, the ones whose value cannot be estimated, you can move them as you like."
"Oh, master, you are so kind, but master, if I am arrested for selling antiques, will I have to sit in prison and cry behind bars?"
Wen Rujin's jaw moved, and Zhanxi heard the creepy laughter coming from the skull.
Then he heard his master say softly: "Don't be afraid, I will come forward to prove that you didn't rob the tomb. I, the owner of the tomb, gave you the things."
Zhanxi: "..."
Master dog, I believe in your evil!
※※※
When Shan Ling and the others came back, Zhan Xi was trying to ask his master how to make money with money and how to build his own business empire.
Shou Jing stepped forward and began to show off his great achievements.
"Killed?" Wen Rujin asked.
"Oh..." No, almost.
"What else to say, go to sleep."
Shoujing really fell asleep as soon as he said it, and Shanling was still sorting out what it heard from Wang Jianren, and it took a long time to put together a complete story.
Zhanxi listened to it again and frowned: "You mean, after Wang Jianren contracted AIDS, he came out with his sexual orientation in front of his parents, and finally reached an agreement with his parents. He found a woman to give birth to a child, and he Only when parents have a grandson can they turn a blind eye to his private life?"
Shan Ling nodded.
Zhanxi continued: "In the end, Wang Jianren's measures were still not done well, and then the girl who was deceived was forced to induce labor in a month, and she died twice?"
The author has something to say: Zhan Xi: Sin!
·
感谢在2020-04-0823:44:03~2020-04-0921:45:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thank you to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Youyou from Donglou and Xilou; 4 bottles of Zhezhe; 2 bottles of Laziness; 1 bottle of Datou Zhangzhang and Weiwei;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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