[HP] Wonderful Flowers Change the World

Lu Qi, the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, was very irritable. He had to think that since he stepped into the gate of Hogwarts this semester, there was a huge conspiracy waiting for him, and now he was powerless to resist. stepped in step by step.

The first to bear the brunt are the papers mixed with the most unreasonable lethal mental attacks in the wizarding world. The papers submitted by those little wizards are so absurd and uninhibited from grammar and words to writing logic.It is undeniable that Slytherin and Ravenclaw are more reliable.Lu Qi believes that preschool education is very important, at least teach little wizards how to write articles with correct posture.

Secondly, it is the teaching content that kills people without paying for their lives.The Defense Against the Dark Arts course, as the name suggests, should be based on knowing what black magic is in order to accurately defend against it.However, from the Mudblood incident this semester to the chain reaction of black magic getting out of the wizarding world, Lu Qi has already despaired of the little wizards' ability to judge.

How can a normal person live normally in this unreasonable world.

Again, as important as semester education is the establishment of a correct world outlook and outlook on life.

However, all this is nothing compared to those endless classroom farce.

Lu Qi said that he has no great ambition to change the prejudice and arrogance of the wizarding world for hundreds of years. He just wants to teach quietly and turn the table, why is it so difficult.

On Lu Qi's list of people he least wants to see now, the foursome of Gryffindor topped the list. They are a crime gang with a clear division of labor.

Potter and Sirius are the main attackers, responsible for the main executors of pranks, Lupine is also responsible for dealing with the aftermath and burying crimes, while Peter is on the lookout, he will also attack Bo with innocent star eyes to lower your vigilance, really Enough is enough, they use the practice of classroom teaching, mischief between some Slytherins who are at odds with the field.

If they continue this kind of prank this week, like letting the quill scream to forcefully interfere with the recording progress of the other party's class notes; or like activating the bad smell timing device, making the other party fall to the ground instantly during a specific period of time in class Effect of olfactory attack.As a result, Slaterin counterattacked angrily, and finally completely destroyed the classroom records, causing all kinds of spells to fly above his head, and everyone scattered like birds and beasts.

Then as a teacher, he must fight back!Not only deducting points, but also sitting down, and punishing them all to serve in labor service. It is not to kill everyone, but to completely suppress this evil force.

Lu Qi entered the classroom. Fortunately, the morning class is for Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff. Although they also have the bad habit of ignoring you and wandering in class.

"Today, we are going to learn about eight-eyed spiders." Lu Qi started a new chapter, "First of all, we must realize that it is a huge and ferocious animal, which is extremely dangerous , named after the eight eyes on it. Now, can anyone guess where the root of his danger lies?"

"It's because they have intelligence close to that of humans. They are not afraid that animals have venom, but that he is an intelligent mobile venom sprayer." A Ravenclaw replied.

"Two points for Ravenclaw." Lu Qi thought with relief in his heart, very well, Hogwarts also has little wizards who can distinguish right from wrong.

"Look, this is what the eight-eyed spider hunts and kills." Lu Qi waved his wand to display a hand-painted picture of the eight-eyed spider eating people, and enlarged it. The dismembered remains of some human being.

"Eight-eyed spiders can speak human language, and most of them have a bad temper. To deal with such bad-tempered carnivores, you need to be extremely vigilant." Lu Qi saw that the little wizards below looked up and made a gesture. As if remembering it carefully, he nodded again in his heart, knowing that it is good to be vigilant.

"Its whole body is covered with dark hair, densely covering its long legs. Any wizard with an intelligent quotient knows that once those spider legs that are bigger than you move, they will definitely run faster than you. There are many."

Lu Qi began to construct a scene for the little wizards to be hunted down by eight-eyed spiders, "Imagine, you accidentally provoke a kind of eight-eyed spider, its pincers made a clicking sound, and saliva came out of its mouth , a sticky mass, with strong toxicity, once your little arms and legs touch, they will be corroded with a hole. Then you run desperately, but it is useless, because it is several times your size , and then can only be eaten by 'beep--'."

Hearing these and the magical pictures hand-painted by Lu Qi, several young wizards in Hufflepuff turned pale. It turns out that the outside world is very dangerous.

"Joey, are you alright?" Lovegood looked at Hufflepuff, his exclusive class partner beside him, the little girl seemed to have fallen into a terrible cycle of being eaten - eaten - up.Lovegood quickly waved his hand in front of her in a small way, "Returning to the soul, there are no eight-eyed spiders in Hogwarts, what are you imagining?"

"No, no?" Joey just broke free from the horrible scene of being dismembered by spiders, ah, Professor Lu Qi is too bad, how can he tell horror stories in class?

Then, I heard Lu Qi add belatedly, "However, don't worry too much, there are no such dangerous items in the school. Of course, the premise is that you take care of your legs and don't go into those weird places. .Let's move on to the next dangerous item..."

The little wizards who were frightened and intimidated by the eight-eyed spider kept the classroom atmosphere in a stable and united environment.Lu Qi said that this is really good, his threats are still effective, and finally he can take a good class safely. It is really not easy for a new teacher.

Just when he was about to happily announce the end of class, a bang—— came from the direction of Ravenclaw.

I saw that the desk in front of Dawn had been instantly turned into powder, and Dawn himself also showed an image of an afro in the animation, only the pair of glasses were still in good condition.

"Dawn Prudence! How many times have I said, Ravenclaw don't bring this kind of weird experiment into the classroom, you are already the tenth Ravenclaw who blew up the desk Tired."

Lu Qi got a big shot in the knee, how can he naively think that these horror stories are effective for Ravenclaw, they are all dangerous elements who dare to make bombs, no, he will punish severely.

"Since you have successfully won the title of the tenth desk bomber, Ravenclaw will deduct [-] points and give you a week's labor penalty. Don't thank me, get out of class!" After speaking, Lu Qi left the classroom without looking back. , he could already foresee a more chaotic class, it was the Slytherin and Gryffindor time in the afternoon, he wanted to rest, take a good rest.

The Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws who were left behind all looked at Dawn with a look that you took care of, labor service, that is Filch's jurisdiction, the terrible janitor with a cat, Dawn is a potential boss who enjoys imposing a hundred kinds of punishment on students as his highest pleasure.

"What's going on?" Lockhart asked Dawn, who was cleaning the residue from his hair, when everyone had dispersed.

"It's the compass that's still unstable." Dawn spread his hands innocently, and she didn't want to make such a big commotion. If it was any other professor, he would definitely investigate what kind of experiment they were conducting.But Professor Lurch, he guessed it was because he was too used to the sneaky experiments of Ravenclaws in class, Hufflepuff's fugue, and the battle between Gryffindor and Slytherin.Unless the trouble was too outrageous, he didn't care about those details anymore.

"Did you just measure the soul value of Mr. Luki?" Lockhart was almost sure that Dawn had measured the data brought by the spell he used just now when Luki demonstrated teaching.

"Yes." Dawn replied frankly. They also need some data of adult wizards, so that they can better complete the production of this measuring device. "Then the pointer went on strike after turning a few times. I input the magic power into the magic circle to see what's wrong. I found that I need to increase the concentration of Hutt grass in the piece of mithril that recorded the data, and then It went off, bang!—it exploded."

"Fortunately, there is no problem with the data record spar. We strengthened its stability in advance, which is really a foresight." Lovegood took out the small spar from a pile of powder, and carefully wiped it clean with his sleeve the dust on it. "But in this way, we should be able to make a better soul value compass."

Both Dawn and Lockhart nodded happily, and they had achieved a phased result.In the future, I will have a more digital understanding of the soul.

"Dawn, it seems that the increase in luck value mentioned last time is really necessary." Lockhart remembered the proposal some time ago, maybe he could consider asking Snape to make Felicia Felicis as an excuse to recruit him into the group, watching The way En was blown away probably needs Felicity Potion.

At this time, Lovegood also added a knife, and said quietly, "Although I have always believed in data, recently I have a hunch that we need Blessing Elixir, otherwise something terrible will happen."

Dawn glared at these two people who were afraid of chaos. Is there such a teammate who is holding back?She didn't need Felicia Felicia, what she needed now was Hair Potion.

It's just that none of you care about the school desks that have been blown to ashes and the labor services that will come?

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"Bang!" Lu Qi felt that he was going to collapse. He could already participate in the saddest teacher award of the year. This was the second explosion sound he heard today.

"James Potter, Sirius Black, Sur Timur, you three are very good!" Lu Qi shouted word by word through gritted teeth, "Everyone deducts ten points, wantonly breaking classroom discipline, Use magic spells to attack classmates indiscriminately! For two weeks from today, come to my office every night, and I will teach you how to take Defense Against the Dark Arts class correctly."

Looking at the classroom that had been invaded by puddles of water, messy paint, and sticky liquid, he sighed deeply. This is the relationship between Gryffindor and Slytherin. Defense Against the Dark Arts class.This Timir was really worried. After the Mudblood incident, he confronted Potter and the others.

"By the way, Peter, Lupine, and Snape each deducted 3 points. You sat next to them, but you didn't stop this kind of bad incident from happening, plus a week of labor service."

Forgive Lurch, he's been spoiled by the endless explosions in the classroom, implicating innocent onlookers, not Lupine and Peter, of course, but Snape, he just looked in the direction of the foursome and smiled mockingly That's all.

Everyone secretly sympathized with Snape. Looking at Professor Lurch, they knew that he had lost his mind. It is better not to talk back at this time.

Lu Qi said Snape sitting behind Timur, did I not see the schadenfreude in your eyes?Let you take pleasure in others' misfortune, if you don't have the love of your classmates, go to Filch to experience the education of love.

So, Dawn and Snape's first official meeting will take place in Filch's shadow?

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