Take Over the Underworld

As soon as Fang Jun said this, Ye Xiaoyue immediately cheered indistinctly. Even Feng Tingzhu, an old man, had a smile on his face. From now on, they will have Internet access in the underworld, and they will never be ridiculed again. Outdated and old-fashioned.

Zhang Geyin naturally also knew about the project that Feng Du asked the underworld to do recently. He nodded to Feng Du with a sincere smile on his face: "Little friend, congratulations. From now on, your mansion will be able to communicate with the Yang world."

There was also a smile on Feng Du's face, he patted Fang Jun's shoulder: "Fang Jun has worked hard, let's rest for a while."

Only now did Fang Jun calm down. In fact, Tianluodiwang had already constructed a rough framework before. Originally, it was necessary to delay it for a while and refine it carefully before using it. It's just that Feng Du's big wedding here, in order to celebrate the wedding of the Yin Lord, Fang Jun wanted to give a big gift, so he tossed the people in the technology department of the underworld to make those code farmers who died suddenly for various reasons wish to die again. All ghosts are gone.

But fortunately, a basic prototype was made before the big wedding, and it can be used.

Hearing Feng Du's order, Fang Jun calmed down a bit, then walked to Ye Xiaoyue's side, and greeted Feng Tingzhu and the others.

As distinguished guests from Feng Du's side, Qu Hai and Jin Ming naturally went to Zhang Geyin's circle. Jin Ming calmly established relationships with several celestial masters, and by the way, also with several people in the underworld. After we chatted, I had to say that Jin Ming was a real businessman, he judged the situation by observing words and demeanor, and it didn't take long for him to make good friends with these ghosts.

Ever since Qu Hai encountered a few supernatural events, he was extremely sensitive to yin energy. Standing beside Liu Xiaohua and the others, he shivered with a bitter face. He was half dead, so he had to endure the fear and sit behind the monk and listen. No matter how you say it, the monk is better than a ghost.

Six Paths of Samsara here did not look at Qi Su and his party, but dragged Zhang Geyin to Feng Du's side. After all, the officiant ran away, and Zhang Geyin suddenly started working, and they needed to discuss with each other to finalize some things.

Mrs. Qi was beside her and said worriedly: "Is this okay? It's almost noon now, and everyone is here. Can you prepare now? This Mr. Zhang, do you have any experience in organizing marriages?"

Six Paths of Samsara laughed, and Zhang Geyin also smiled slightly: "Don't worry, old lady. I have done funeral sacrifices and prayers for salvation. If it is done according to the ancient rituals of our country, these ladies can rest assured."

As a result, Mrs. Qi heard it, and her eyes suddenly went dark. Listen to what is terrible about this. Funeral sacrifices pray for blessings, God, she... This is her son's wedding day, why did she invite such a mage over here? , are all good deeds done by Qi Su, she will never let Qi Su get through this.

The Six Paths of Reincarnation and the others naturally didn't know what Mrs. Qi was thinking, but they discussed it beside them.

People from the Taoist Association on the other side also got together and chatted with Zhang Geyin and Feng Du who were looking at the stage.

Jin Ming held the wine glass calmly, and asked with a smile: "You seem to be very interested. Is there anything strange about this host, Master Zhang?"

The bearded man immediately said: "Of course, that's the president. How long has it been since I saw the president preside over this kind of thing? If it wasn't for Master Feng's wedding, who is qualified to let the president come over to preside over it? Eyes open."

A middle-aged man next to him who looked like a fairy also nodded: "If it wasn't for Master Feng, the president would not know where he would be wandering around and not come back. Since Master Feng came, it is rare for the president to be honest and stay. In the Taoist Association, it is really rare to see the president preside over the Yin marriage today."

Jin Ming heard an inconceivable word, raised his eyebrows and looked at that person: "Shadow marriage?"

A woman next to her immediately slapped her: "Guangping, what nonsense are you talking about, today is a big event for Lord Feng, don't scare ordinary people."

"Hey, do you know that 'Yan Wang marries Zhong Kui's sister'." The middle-aged man Youhe muttered with a smile.

Ever since the guests from Feng Du's side came, the painting style of the entire wedding venue has changed suddenly. If it was the atmosphere of feasting, drinking, green paper and gold fans before, it was the hypocritical and extravagant dress of the rich and powerful, then the painting style will change suddenly, and it will be transferred to The strange and weird style of painting is gone, especially the guests over there really don’t seem to be normal. If it weren’t for the fact that most of the guests are knowledgeable people, and even know the status of a few of them, I’m afraid they really thought they were here They are all sick and crazy.

However, this astonishment was just the beginning, and they didn't know what Feng Du and Zhang Geyin had discussed, so they saw the two people looking at each other and laughed.

Jia Yu, who was sitting below, muttered, "Brother Feng, what are you going to do? Isn't it almost time? Why aren't you in a hurry?"

Wang Wei stared straight up, afraid of making any mistakes: "I believe Brother Feng must have his own ideas."

Wang Ziyao asked suspiciously, "Why do I always have bad premonitions?"

Lin Feng, who had already slipped away, originally planned to hide in a corner, but seeing that Feng Du hadn't found the officiant yet, so what if the other party had a backer? Wanted to stay and watch the jokes.

As a result, before Lin Feng could think about it, he felt someone pulling his trousers at his feet. He turned his head annoyed, wanting to scold the other party angrily, but when he turned his head, he saw a pale paper man with his cheeks painted on his feet. Hong, the stick figure's mouth suddenly slanted into an arc, revealing a cold smile, signaling Lin Feng to make way for him.

Lin Feng's eyes widened and he screamed, "Ghost...Ghost!"

His voice was not low, and the people next to him heard it, and immediately wanted to stop his rudeness, but the person who turned his head also saw the paper figurine approaching, and was as horrified as Lin Feng, and pointed at the ground with trembling fingers. The paper man was speechless for a long time.

This is not the end yet. Before many guests could react to what was going on, they saw a lot of paper figurines popping up from every corner of the wedding hall. These paper figurines had simple eyebrows and eyes, which made people shudder, and they were moving fast. crawled towards the middle of the living room.

Immediately, the timid female guests screamed and hugged each other tremblingly.

Zhang Geyin from above smiled and said: "I have invited some guests to help, Lord Feng doesn't mind."

As he said that, Zhang Geyin raised his index finger to control the paper figurines to run towards this side. Those paper figurines grew bigger as they ran, and finally became as big as normal people, making them look even more terrifying.

Feng Du also laughed, and said, "Although we are guests, we are special after all, I'm afraid it will scare ordinary people."

As Feng Du said, he nodded at the forehead of the paper figurine who was running over, and let out a sigh of relief.

A strange thing happened, those paper figurines grew hair and skin, and under the eyes of everyone, they gradually turned into big living people wearing old-style flowered jackets, but the faces of this big living people were a little pale, and their bodies were a little stiff. The clothes looked terribly weird, like an actor singing an opera.

The paper figurine also seemed to be very surprised. She moved her eyeballs, turned her head to look at her body, moved her arms and legs, and immediately folded her body and said respectfully, "Thank you for your reward, sir."

Feng Du nodded his head and said, "Go to work."

The paper figurine turned into a living person nodded, and walked towards the place where the wedding flower decorations were arranged.

One by one, Feng Du quickly turned the paper figurines summoned by Zhang Geyin into living people. These paper figurines cheered and jumped to where they should go.

Zhang Geyin sighed: "I haven't seen you for a few days, my little friend has become more and more powerful. I am a monk, and I am afraid that I will not be able to transform ghosts into humans in my whole life."

Feng Du smiled: "Singing is polite, each has its own strengths."

The guests who came to the banquet were stunned. Many of them rubbed their eyes, and then double-checked what they saw. It can only be said that this scene really stimulated their three views.

Although those paper figurines were turned into living people by Feng Du in one breath, ordinary people still dare not get close to what these paper figurines have turned into. After all, they are still different from normal living people, so these paper figurines went to work. In the place, those people all backed away spontaneously.

The speed of the paper figurines is much faster than ordinary workers. After all, they are not afraid of falling or dying, and they don't feel hungry at all. The Western-style flower curtains arranged in the hall were torn down.

I don't even know if they thought it was not exciting enough, these paper figurines stuffed the torn garbage into their mouths, chewed twice and swallowed it directly.

Then two of the paper figurines who were a little better dressed raised their hands, and a bright red silk flew out directly.

The bright red embroidered dragon and phoenix silk satin, the embroidery is all top-notch, and the material of the silk satin is also extremely delicate. After flying out of the paper figurine, it was like a splash of rich red clouds, instantly dazzled everyone's eyes.

The movements of the paper figurines began to become flexible. This paper figurine threw out the red silk, and the other paper figurine quickly caught it. The two paper figurines jumped in the air and hung the red silk cloth all over the hall. Not long after, Western romantic flower curtains are completely replaced by Eastern festive red.

Then another group of paper figurines gathered together, holding a large plate of red paint and quickly smearing something. Not long after, a red pillar made of paper appeared out of thin air from the hands of the paper figurines, and then the pillars became bigger and bigger. It became a really incomparable gold-painted red pillar on top of the hall.

Then the paper figurines used the same method to build the tables, chairs and benches for the hostess of the happy hall, with everything needed for business, but within a few hours, the style of the entire hall changed completely.

Zhang Geyin took out two joss sticks from his sleeve, lit the joss sticks and placed them at the marriage place of the master of the wedding hall, then took out three more joss sticks and burned them up, the fragrance wafted up, and he slowly transformed into a classical beauty of Ana. After the fragrance came out, he bowed gracefully to Feng Du and Liu Dao Samsara: "Xiang Nu has met Mr. Junshang, wishing Mr. Junshang a happy life every year."

Feng Du looked at Zhang Geyin and asked suspiciously, "This is it?"

Zhang Geyin smiled: "This is the best weaver in my hands. It can weave the wedding clothes for newcomers in an instant. Do you mind?"

"It's okay, you can't decide your origin."

"Well then, go Shanu and show your best skills."

Xiang Nu chanted blessings to Zhang Ge: "Xiang Nu will obey the Master's decree."

After speaking, she got up and walked to Feng Du and Liu Dao Samsara, and smiled at them: "Your Majesty, you are rude."

Both Feng Du and Six Paths of Samsara nodded at Xiang Nu, and Xiang Nu bent over and measured the size of the two of them, then she waved her hand, and an old loom appeared in front of her, and then Shan Nu sat on the loom It started to work before, and I didn’t see where Xiang Nu took the cloth, but following Xiang Nu’s movements, one piece of exquisitely crafted red hi clothes fell from Xiang Nu’s hand and fell into the basket next to it. Nu put away the loom and walked gracefully to Feng Du and Liu Dao Samsara.

"Your Majesty, please try on the wedding clothes." Xiang Nu held the wedding clothes in his hand and walked in front of Feng Du and Liu Dao Samsara.

Feng Du reached out and picked up his wedding dress, and after taking it away, Liu Dao Samsara next to him also took his own clothes.

The two of them put on the red wedding clothes on themselves, it was strange to say that once the red wedding clothes were put on, they actually fit on their bodies properly, which made the two of them have extraordinary auras, heroic and handsome.

Xiang Nu bowed profusely, pursed his lips and smiled, and dissipated into a wisp of graceful smoke, while the incense in Zhang Geyin's hand was also burned to ashes.

Seeing the images of Feng Du and Six Paths of Reincarnation at this time, Zhang Geyin clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad, a happy marriage should be like this."

At this time, the entire hall was also set up, and the paper figurines instantly shrank as if their souls had been taken away, and finally collapsed. Zhang Geyin's movements were not seen, and the paper figurines disappeared in an instant, leaving only the room full The dumbfounded guests and the laughing monks.

Zhang Geyin stood beside the Xitang and looked at Feng Du: "Little friend, let me calculate the time for you."

"I'm tired of singing." Feng Du stood beside him, holding on to Liu Dao Samsara.

Old Mrs. Qi Chu Xilian was beside her and said puzzledly: "Isn't it already set the time, why do you have to count it? It will be time for dinner in a while."

"Don't worry, old lady, this hour is different from others." Zhang Geyin smiled, and took out two pieces of red paper, on which something was faintly written with gold powder, and he wrapped the two pieces of red paper with gold powder on which the hour was written. Together, let Feng Du and Liu Dao Samsara drop a drop of blood on it.

Zhang Geyin calculates the time, but it is not the time when normal people get married, but the time when ghosts get married. After all, the two married people are also heavyweights in the underworld. It can be said that none of them is a normal living person. , it is not surprising that it is a soul of the underworld.

Zhang Geyin took the blood-dropped red paper and chanted a mantra, then put the red paper on a joss stick and burned it.

The joss stick is also his special joss stick, otherwise ordinary joss sticks would not be able to burn the red paper of Six Paths of Samsara and Feng Du.

After the red paper was placed on the incense candle, it exploded in an instant. After the two thin pieces of red paper were burned, it was like burning a pack of small firecrackers. The whole thing exploded, and the sparks mixed with gold powder flew up , Two pieces of burnt red paper flew upwards strangely, burning while flying, not long after, the red paper was completely burnt, and a piece of golden virtual paper emerged in midair, the shape of the paper but no substance.

Zhang Geyin looked at it, turned his head and said: "Little friend, the contract is formed."

Feng Du nodded, and stretched out his hand towards the empty gold paper at the same time as Liu Dao Samsara. The gold paper actually turned into two golden lights and slipped into the hands of Feng Du and Liu Dao Samsara, turning into two like rings at the end of their little fingers. The golden circle, the golden circle flashed and disappeared.

"The auspicious day is at dusk, and the bride needs to be brought home. Little friend, although you and Mr. Qi are both men, you need to divide yin and yang when you get married. You two can't be calculated according to common sense, but this yin and yang still need to be divided. Yes, take the bride back to the mansion on a good day and auspicious day, once the ceremony is completed, it will be written on the Dao of Heaven as a married couple, and no one in the world will be able to separate them from now on."

Six Paths of Samsara was about to say something, but Feng Du suddenly smiled at him, turned his head and said to Zhang Ge: "Geyin, I understand."

Before Liudao Samsara could react, a bright red sedan chair rushed in from the door.

This exquisitely embroidered sedan chair came very fast and abruptly. I don't know when it will arrive. It just rushed in like this. The sedan chair was uncarried, but it was suspended in mid-air strangely, and it stopped at Six Paths of Samsara in a daze. before.

Following the stopped sedan chair, eight faint black phantoms appeared at the place where the bearer was standing. Those phantoms seemed to make a half-kneeling motion, and firmly landed the sedan chair on the ground.

A pale-faced matchmaker with bright red rouge on her face appeared in front of Six Paths of Samsara. The matchmaker had a smile on her face, but the smile seemed a bit cold. She smiled at Six Paths of Samsara: "The bride is getting on the sedan chair."

Six Paths of Samsara turned to look at Feng Du and Zhang Geyin: "Wait... wait..."

"Okay Xiaoliu, we can talk about anything after the wedding, so don't waste time." Feng Du stopped Liudao Samsara from saying what he wanted to say.

"What my friend said is that good days and auspicious days cannot be delayed. The bridal sedan chair and Master Feng's guard of honor will take you on a tour below. One is to celebrate the celebration and the other is to frighten all kinds of evil spirits. Don't delay if you are in a hurry." Zhang Geyin also said repeatedly.

"Wait, it's just a marriage, don't you want to be so troublesome, when will Xiaodu have a guard of honor, why don't I know..."

However, Feng Du and Zhang Geyin already disliked the reincarnation of the Six Paths, and Feng Du pushed the Samsara of the Six Paths behind his back, staggering the Samsara of the Six Paths directly, and fell into the sedan chair.

The moment Liudao Samsara fell into the sedan chair, a big red hijab flew over and directly covered Liudao Samsara's face. Liudao Samsara directly entered the sedan chair and was carried away by the ghost bearer.

The sedan chair was under everyone's gaze, and an empty sedan chair floated in mid-air and slowly walked to the door. When I looked again, the sedan chair slowly disappeared out of thin air.

"Yaoyao, Yaoyao!" Chu Xilian suddenly turned pale with shock and wanted to catch up with that ghost sedan chair.

Feng Du held back Chu Xilian: "Mother-in-law, don't be afraid, this sedan chair is only used as a happy event in the house, to announce to the world, and I will come back after making a tour for me. It will be an auspicious day, and I can start work when the bride comes back."

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