don't date a gangster

At this moment, I suddenly spun, my feet staggered, and I fell directly into the sofa, my mind was buzzing.

Until Song Xuegong let the big hooligan Ling enter the door, Ling Hao didn't forget to throw a box of imported chocolates to my brother who loves sweets first, very sinister!

Two people, just in front of me, one of them picked up a large pair of scissors and unpacked it on the coffee table in front of me.

"Hey, dear brother," I stretched my body like a chicken, "It's not good to dismantle other people's express delivery!"

"Hmm," Song Xuegong didn't look up, cut the seal on the left side of the box with a pair of scissors, and said with a serious face, "It has my brother's name written on it, and at most it belongs to my mother. How could it become someone else's express mail."

"I..." My mind was spinning a thousand times. According to Song Xuegong's daily setting, the more I rush to grab it, the more I will be dismantled by him. In the end, if I throw a ball in the air, it will be over. But as the seal on the right was cut with a click, I couldn't care less.

I swung a crucian carp and rushed over.

"Hey, baby!" Ling Hao quickly supported my waist and put me back on the sofa, and quickly kissed me on the face: "Chirp~ He's holding scissors, don't hurt you, I'll let you Look at the gift I brought you, right now."

"That's right," Song Xuegong shook the scissors in his hand, clearly threatening: "Get out of the way! Otherwise, be careful to spoil your beauty!"

I was blinded by the glamorous sharpness of the big scissors, and my body softened into mud in an instant, holding my little chirp in my hands, but I didn't dare to pounce on it again...

Song Xuegong was absolutely forced to have a grudge against me in his previous life! !He was very persistent in unpacking the 'my' courier with dangerous goods written on the black cardboard box.

However, the old witch has three or four courier packages almost every week. This "dangerous item" from a certain channel, after my unparalleled memory and the result of analysis with high-level formulas, is about 60.00% six points The odds of six are not mine.

I also persistently think so.

"Hey!" I struggled weakly for the last time: "Brother, you..."

"Brother, don't worry," my younger brother pricked to remove the tape, and said to me so tenderly for the first time: "I can remove it myself, I don't need your help!"

Me: "... not good."

Now, I really don't even have the strength to speak, let alone get up, at this moment, all the softness from the liver last night came up!

Glancing at Ling Hao's eagerness to ask for credit, I feel sad: Ling big rogue, your wife is already like this, why don't you come over and take care of her first.

"You don't welcome me so much." Ling Hao glanced at me and muttered, "Baby, look at what good things I brought you. The goods just arrived at noon today, and they were just to pick up this thing. You disappeared when I came back, I was so pissed off, I planned to throw it away, but I finally thought about who made you my wife, but I, Ling Hao, kneel down and want to marry back..."

It's not cold at all.

Song Xuegong was also at the same time, muttering in duet with Ling Hao while tearing it down: "What kind of thing is this? Damn, my mother bought it from ××, my old man is going to die so soon, could he be stealing from the outside, fuck, brother, do you want to donate some of your pocket money, let's find someone The private detective checks out that old shameless grandson..."

Ling Hao finally finished unpacking the bag, and suddenly took out the limited edition BL gold-bound comic book autographed by XXX that I had wanted for a long time: "Deng dong dong, baby, look..."

At this moment, Song Xuegong also turned around suddenly, holding Ling Hao's small 3D model in one hand, and pulling out the pink rubber skin bag with the other: "Deng thud, Brother Mouse, why don't we first research what this is? mum……"

I looked at the sincere and conscientious 3D model of the manufacturer, the face that was made so vividly, I was really angry, and the lower body of the naked fruit that was not obtrusive at all, tears flowed down the corners of my eyes instantly Stayed: God is going to kill me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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