flirting without breaking the law

Di Chu looked at the clock above the blackboard, feeling really tormented.The English teacher is like a weak white lotus flower, whose voice is as small as a mosquito.

He was stuck on the page where he was texting the recipient's number copied from the rental ad.

Di Chu was still hesitating, only an idiot would think such a good thing.It's like a big beef pancake dropped from the sky.

But... Fuck, guys, it's a grind.

What's wrong with trying?

If you dare to play Lao Tzu, you can cut him across the screen.

Di Chu lowered his head and tapped his thumb on the screen quickly.

— Hello, renting a house.

It took a few minutes for the other party to reply.

—Wait until the team battle can't go away, you can play by yourself first

Play with your sister!Fuck, the opponent is reluctant to hit punctuation.Di Chu was instantly upset, even though he was begging for help.But this perfunctory attitude still made him hesitate.

— It’s okay if you don’t want to eat.

Di Chu replied to the message, intending to find another house.

I didn't expect this sentence to be more effective than any golden jade medicine, and the other party replied immediately

- The hero stays behind!I'm selling my teammate right now!

Di Chu sneered, such a heartless thing might be something.Di Chu took a few more seconds to reflect on himself, um, "bastard" met "nothing".

If you can't afford it, this wave is okay.

Di Chu planned to chat a few more words.

-How old are you?Is the house reliable?

- I am in the third grade of junior high school!Rest assured, absolutely reliable.My brother and I are the only two people in my family. I don’t know where the surviving parents are, otherwise they wouldn’t be looking for someone to cook, right?

Di Chu felt that this sentence sounded so strange, the parents are still alive, but they don't know where?

—How about the rent?

—Let’s not talk about it, the meal is delicious and free to sleep.Don't think I'm lying to you, let me tell you, I am the master of my family.You just come, my brother doesn't care!

In the first middle school next door, Qi Chi, who was sitting in the classroom and typing this string of characters, completely forgot about Qi Ling. Now in his eyes, this male tenant who can cook is the only myth that is heaven and earth!

Di Chu's eyelids twitched, hearing this sentence was not very reliable.

-address.

— Yaoming Phase II, No. 6, Floor 20, Building 3.

- What time is the viewing time?

—……

-What's the meaning?

-wait.

Qi Chi, who had pretended to have a good time, finally regained his senses when he saw the words "when will the house be inspected".Any longings are all disillusioned, and there is no sky, no land, no myths.

The only thing left in his mind was his brother's face.

I am the master of my family?Damn, it's a big shot.

Qi Chi quickly sent a WeChat message to Qi Ling with his tail between his legs.

— Brother, are you going home at noon today?

Qi Ling, who was playing games beside Di Chu, suddenly suppressed his voice and cursed.Di Chu didn't know what kind of nerve he was guilty of, so he rolled his eyes silently in his heart.

Qi Ling clicked on WeChat, and knocked frantically

- Make up your mind tonight.

—My dear brother, am I interrupting your game again?Are games more important than family members? Indulging in games cuts off family ties.Brother, look at my poor eyes~

-roll.

— Seriously, bro, are you coming back at noon?

— not coming back, rehearsal.

— Received ~ dear brother ~

- Get out, don't be so fucking nasty, make it look like I'm a little lover.

—Which time did you play with other good boys? Let me tell you, Qi Ling, you will be punished sooner or later.

— It is not clear whether I will be punished or not, so be careful tonight.

Di Chu looked at the time, 3 minutes had passed, and there was no reply.This fucking is not a tricky old man who wants to cut him!Sending a text message is like being constipated, and you still come one by one!

Just when Di Chu lost his patience, Qi Chi finally ended the fight with his brother, and quickly sent Di Chu a message.

—At noon today, before and after dinner?

- before meals.

—Okay, the second phase of Yaoming is a little far away, you can take a taxi, and I will reimburse you.

—See you at noon.

Di Chu finalized the house, thought for a while, and sent another text message to Wen Rushui.

—I won’t go home for lunch today, you guys eat first.

When Di Chu was typing, he typed "You and..." He originally intended to type the word grandma, but then he felt awkward.It's only been four days, the time is too short, and I haven't had time to get used to any relative names.

But Wen Rushui and Wen Qiongfang are both quite good.Di Chu knew in his heart that these two people were different from his cheap dad who only cared about enjoying those few seconds.From the nature, it is very different.

Di Chu put his phone back into his bag, and put the brand new English book on the table. After reading it for a while, he almost subconsciously read the whole text. There were no unfamiliar words, which was similar to reading Chinese.

Therefore, even if you indulge yourself like this, you can't change the knowledge already in your mind, and you can't forget it at all.

Di Chu closed the English book irritably, making a loud noise.The people in front turned their heads, but they were scared away by Di Chu's cannibalistic eyes.

There was only one person staring at Di Chu, as if he was optimistic about a large piece of RMB.If it wasn't for the intertwined inquiry and contradiction, disdain and arrogance on the other party's face, Di Chu would almost have thought that the other party was his long-lost widow.

Stare too affectionately.

After finally grinding through the English class, Di Chu finally understood why the whole class was as quiet as a corpse, and the sound effect was more effective than a lullaby.

"Brother Ling, Director Zhou told you to come over!"

There are students calling at the door.

Qi Ling, who played the game for a class, raised his head slowly, and Di Chu glanced at it, just started.As a result, Qi Ling quit the game very quickly, stood up and kicked the chair under the table.

Another thing that pits teammates.

"Hey, Di Chu." Qi Ling called him.

Di Chu didn't realize it for a while, this was the first time Qi Ling called him by his name, it was strangely formal.

"What's the matter?" Di Chu politely raised a smirk of "I see what you're pretending to be".

Qi Ling suddenly raised his hand and pushed Di Chu's drooping hair behind his ears, revealing his canine teeth just right: "It's very important, you look so pretty when you smile."

Di Chu's smirk instantly froze on his face. If the previous game between the two was still in a state of back and forth, scratching and scratching, then Qi Ling's words now clearly declared war.You have to decide whether to win or lose with him in the matter of "sultry".Let's see who has better means and whose heart is softer.

There is a saying in the "sultry" circle of N City, which is a classic among classics.

——When the other party calls your full name, you have to know how serious the matter is.

Di Chu is not cowardly, let alone afraid.He's just pure, utterly, completely devoid of any thought about that right now.A bunch of bad things in my life have not been resolved clearly, and my mood is also a mess of good and bad.

Any romance could not arouse his interest.

Think Qi Ling is a fart.

Di Chu didn't answer, and continued to clear the table.Qi Ling whistled and went out through the back door.

A boy walked up to Di Chu's desk and stood there, but Di Chu ignored him.He didn't leave either.

There was a stalemate for about 2 minutes.

Unhappily, Di Chu took out the book to be used in the next class and threw it on the table. If he hadn't controlled it a bit, he could have thrown it directly in the other's face: "Grandpa is not dead yet, don't stay here to keep your filial piety."

"Cheng Sicong."

The other party reported his name consciously.

Not troublesome?Di Chu raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, it's rare to meet a normal person here, it's not easy.

"Di Chu."

Cheng Sicong looked at him, and said in a low voice, "Don't think you can seduce Brother Ling with just your face."

"..."

Oh, think too much.Still retarded.

Di Chu took out his mobile phone, really desperate for this ghost place.He unlocked the lock screen on his own, just as Wen Rushui replied with a message: OK.Followed by a cute expression.

It really is a girl.

Di Chu reckoned that it was the end of get out of class time, so Wen Rushui dared to reply to the news, and he was still a good student.

Di Chu didn't know what the purpose of Cheng Sicong's words was, and the other party was still trying to reason with him.Yes, as firmly as a fucking missionary.

"You can't beat Brother Ling, do you know what his title is?"

"He's handsome, he's so flirtatious and talks a lot." Di Chu suddenly answered, and the seamless connection was quite smooth.

Cheng Sicong was a little panicked: "You know?"

Di Chu shook his phone in front of him, and the screen displayed Qi Ling's WeChat account.

That's it.

"Do you know what my title is?" Di Chu raised his chair and leaned against the back wall, laughing profusely.

Cheng Sicong was shaken into a fool by this smile: "Huh?"

"Dedicated to all kinds of flirting and dissatisfaction."

When Qi Ling returned to the classroom, it was already the last class.He strode in from the back door and waved to the teacher perfunctorily.

Di Chu pulled the desk away from the two of them while get out of class was over, and Qi Ling stood there baring his teeth. It seemed that his words had no influence on Di Chu, and he was really a rock with no place to speak.

As soon as Qi Ling sat down, someone turned around and threw a bag of potato chips over: "Brother Ling, how much did you lose this time?"

Qi Ling held up four fingers: "This number."

Di Chu lay on his stomach, and answered out of nowhere: "How much money?"

Qi Ling was very surprised, and tore open someone else's potato chips and handed them to Di Chu: "If you destroy public property, you have to pay for it. This is a matter of course."

Di Chu didn't answer: "I don't like to eat."

Snacks are not very nutritious, at most they are too hard to eat.Di Chu thinks that apart from not eating breakfast, other lifestyles can be regarded as healthy people.

Smoking but not drinking, maintaining health but not eating breakfast, has countless provocative people and never catches a cold in nightclubs and bars.Contradictory and independent, only Xu Lu can tolerate him.

Every time he goes out to hang out in bars, Di Chu dresses rigorously and uprightly, as if he was caught by a plainclothes stripper.

And Xu Lu once thought that he was leading his father.

"Then what do you like to eat?" Qi Ling bent down and rummaged through the pile of books on the ground, found a brand new notebook, then took out a pen from the crack in the drawer, sat upright and continued, "Tell me, let me write it down. "

"Fuck? Are you sick?"

Di Chu cursed in a low voice, and was heartless standing on the podium, worshiping passionately.

Qi Ling didn't hear clearly, and moved his desk to Di Chu's side.Seeing that the situation was not good, Di Chu took advantage of the situation and moved his desk a lot further outside.

Qi Ling looked at him, and continued to move the desk over with a blank expression.Strictly adhere to the principle that if the enemy does not move, we will move, if the enemy runs, we will chase, if the enemy blows up...

I'm going to fuck you!Chu clenched his fist and exploded on the spot.

Di Chu stretched out his foot and kicked Qi Ling's table leg, making a loud bang like thunder on the ground.The things on Qi Ling's desk were knocked to the ground, and he didn't speak, watching Di Chu kick his desk's legs.

Depend on?The students around all looked sideways, and the boy who threw the potato chips earlier looked very distressed.

Di Chu raised his index finger and pointed at Qi Ling: "First, I don't want to get close to others, so don't be mean. Second, no matter what spring you have in summer, don't be impatient with me. Third, get out of here, I I've been in a bad temper lately."

It doesn't matter to Qi Ling, if the enemy blows up, he has to boast.

"The legs are really long."

Di Chu wanted to jump up and fight now, but the self-indulgent self-indulgent eyes on the podium still couldn't stand the scene: "What are you two doing! What are you doing! Are you itchy?!"

Di Chu gritted his teeth and retracted his foot, Qi Ling sat on the spot without moving.

"Di Chu!" Kuoxinyan knocked on the desk a few times with the back of his knife, "Get up and answer the question!"

Without even thinking about it, Di Chu stood up and said, "I won't."

"I didn't ask you before?" The heartless Mediterranean was shining brightly on the podium.

"I don't know what you ask."

Di Chu stood upright, and said something like that.This posture is simply like a stubborn scumbag, or the kind who dares to confront the heartless.

Sitting obliquely in front of him, Cheng Sicong moved his chair back a bit, facing forward, and kept looking back from the corner of his eye: "Don't worry, I'll give you the answer."

Di Chu almost laughed out loud, and Cheng Si's words instantly made Di Chu's impression of him completely blurred.

I need your answer?

Heartless frowned: "Di Chu, correct your attitude."

"Teacher, I don't have any attitude, I just don't know how to do it." Di Chu shook his head and pointed to the door, "If you don't like me, I'll go out and stand."

The heartless eye didn't know what he was thinking, and finally waved his hand: "Go out. Wake up."

Di Chu didn't even bother to take out the book to make a show, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and walked out through the back door staggeringly.

Qi Ling looked at Di Chu's back thoughtfully, and the phone turned on a few times before he came back to his senses.

—Brother Ling, see you at the old place at noon today.

When Qi Ling raised his head to look for Di Chu outside the window, he was already gone.

Di Chu is not a kind person, and he will not really punish him.Ever since he planned to live free and free himself, all the rebellious factors in his bones flooded directly.

Di Chu came out from the back door and walked down the stairs. He stood downstairs and looked in the direction of the guard. He probably couldn't walk out so swaggeringly.No matter how bad the school guard is, he should have some professional ethics.

Di Chu wandered around the school, and finally found a place with a few bricks next to it.Without even thinking about it, he flipped out after two run-ups.He doesn't do poaching, but it's still easy to climb over the wall.

It turned out to be an unfamiliar street. As soon as I stood up, I met the owner of the convenience store opposite.

Hey, another idiot is skipping class.The eyes of the other party seemed to say.

What to see.Di Chu's eyes were not friendly.

Di Chu hailed a taxi, got into the back seat and reported the address of the rental house.

Let's go find a place first, there's nothing to do anyway.

This was Di Chu's first time riding a car here, so he looked at the meter.Fuck, three yuan and five, how the hell can it be so cheap.Di Chu was so moved that he almost didn't make friends with the driver.

When he arrived at the destination, the calculator showed four and five, and he gave the driver five.

Yaoming Phase II.

Regardless of the size of the city in any place, almost all the real estate projects in the first phase, second phase and third phase are new development areas.The living environment is naturally several grades higher than that of the old town.

But this county is obviously still crawling forward in the development process, and a Yaoming Avenue splits the future and the past of the city in two.

On the left are the bright new elevator apartments, and on the right are the dilapidated gray old residential areas.

Many residents have "demolition" written in bright red characters on the upper floors, but it can be seen that it is impossible to start construction for several years.The poor have just started the spring and autumn dream of "demolishing old houses and attacking new houses", while the upstarts who got rich first over there have already driven a car and lived a leisurely life from nine to five every day.

One road, two lives.

Di Chu stood on the side of the road in a daze for a while, feeling that he was similar to this road. To the left is the split and empty life of the past, and to the right is the barren and hopeless life in the future.

Di Chu clenched his hands in his trouser pockets, wondering what he was thinking.idiot.

Renting a house matters.

Di Chu spent a lot of effort to find No. 6 on the 20th floor of Building 3. He was really taken aback by the landlord's style.

The good anti-theft door is painted in various colors, I don't know what kind of ghosts are painted on it.There is a complete set of painting tools by the door, except for a brush and paint that have been taken apart, the others have not been used.

Di Chu squatted beside him and lit his cigarette.

What are these things.

At twelve o'clock at noon, Qi Chi stretched his neck, and half of his legs had already stepped out of the back door of the classroom. When the bell rang, he rushed out like the wind.

"Hey! Qi Chi! You fucking reincarnated! Your cell phone!"

The boy gave up the absurd idea of ​​chasing the little sprinting prince, and howled behind him with a loud voice.

Qi Chi touched the bag, fuck.

"Hey! Run faster, don't run like a cripple. Are you at human speed?" Qi Chi stopped and shouted backwards.

The boy who caught up was Luo Zhi, Qi Chi's old friend.

"What's your business today." Luo Zhi was running out of breath, "Don't think that everyone is like you... Hey, it's too late, look."

"Fuck, what's wrong with you? Chi Chi is a ghost!" Qi Chi got goose bumps from being called out.

"Look, look, over there, are they the people from Beiba?"

Luo Zhi pointed in front of them.

There are a few gangsters standing at the school gate, they are the ones from the bad-quality gold chain last time.But this time the leader has changed, and the momentum has increased a lot.

"Why are these idiots squatting here?" Qi Chi frowned. He knew these people more or less, and the origin of them was a bit long, but anyway, it was inseparable from his bastard brother who dragged him to the sky.

"Squat people." Luo Zhi returned the phone to Qi Chi, "Squat five is as warm as water."

"Squatting girls?"

Qi Chi showed contempt in his eyes. These bastards, the scum of society, can't do anything except fight and fight and pretend to be girls.

"It is said that Wen Rushui has been entangled, but she doesn't want to, so those from Beiba come every day."

"My god, what time is it, do you still think that you are the king of the mountain robbing Mrs. Yazhai?" Qi Chi flicked his schoolbag back impatiently, stretched out his hands to mess up his hair, unbuttoned a few shirt buttons, and could vaguely see the hair on his left chest. tattoo.He bent down again and rolled up one leg of his trousers, leaving the other side alone.

Qi Chi stood up: "Am I messing around like this?"

Luo Zhi was dazzled by Master Chi's series of fancy transformations, and gave a thumbs up: "Bastard! At first glance, he looks like someone from the world."

Qi Chi bared his teeth and smiled, and walked towards the school gate.

"Wait, which one is as warm as water?"

Luo Zhi's foot slipped: "That."

Qi Chi followed his fingers and looked over, a girl with long hair reaching waist was wandering around the school gate, clutching her phone and daring not to go out.Wen Rushui looked like the kind of girl who read books honestly, and she had a pretty back.

Qi Chi walked over, and when he passed by Wen Rushui, he suddenly reached out and grabbed Wen Rushui's schoolbag: "Rushui, what are you doing here, you're going home."

Wen Rushui was startled when someone grabbed her schoolbag suddenly.Turning around and seeing Qi Chi, he was taken aback, who is this?do not know.

Qi Chi took her schoolbag and walked out. From an outsider's point of view, it felt like Qi Chi was climbing Wen Rushui, very intimate, like a puppy love.

"Don't talk for a while." Qi Chi whispered.

The group of people in Beiba had been staring at this side. From the moment Qi Chi climbed up Wen Rushui, his face looked as if he had eaten a large pot of flies.

Qi Chi pulled Wen Rushui past them, but the leader didn't come forward.It seemed that Qi Chi was very jealous, and Luo Zhi followed behind the two of them, tsk tsk tsk.

This kid, here comes a hero to save the beauty.

It wasn't until the corner was turned that Qi Chi let Wen Rushui go.With one hand, he straightened the hair he had grabbed just now, and with the other hand he began to button his clothes, praising himself in his heart, as expected, he could control any style.

too handsome.

"Let's go, they probably won't come to you again in the future. Let's talk about what trouble you caused, they came to pester you."

Wen Rushui hastily bowed to him: "Thank you, thank you!"

"Hey, you're welcome."

"Last time, my brother beat one of them in order to help me out..."

"Then why didn't you call your brother?"

Wen Rushui hesitated for a while: "My brother just came back not long ago, so he's not familiar with this place. I don't want anything to happen to him..."

"Oh," Qi Chi put his schoolbag on his back neatly, the girl is quite good-hearted. "I'm leaving."

"Thank you, thank you very much!" Wen Rushui bowed again.

"Hey, then what, don't... be polite."

When Qi Chi glanced at Wen Rushui's face, he instantly understood why those gangsters in Beiba were persistent.

The heartbeat is chaotic.

Wen Rushui is pretty, not an ordinary internet celebrity face.It means that the literature and art are clean and beautiful, and the simplicity reveals light.

When Qi Chi walked downstairs, he suddenly remembered that he still had an appointment with a tenant, thinking that something was wrong.

It's not good to keep others waiting for a long time, and if Qi Ling finds out, it will definitely be another cut.

The Qi family can be dragged and messed up, but they must never be disrespectful.This is the rule set by his brother.

After Di Chu opened and closed WeChat countless times, he finally met Qi Chi.

He's a tall, handsome guy, and he thinks the same about how he dresses.

"Here!" Di Chu raised his hand.

"Hey, I'll go, big brother, you seem to be squatting at my door. You scared me." Qi Chi didn't see Di Chu around the corner, who was touching the keys at his door.

"If I really want to stay down, it should be you who opened the door and killed you silently."

Di Chu came over and followed him into the house.

The decoration style of this house is very unique, Nordic minimalist style.

The color tone is gray, white and black, mostly gray and white.There are two black leather sofas in the living room, and a vase of flowers is placed on the dining table.

Overall, tasteful.

"Are you satisfied with this house?" Qi Chi leaned on the sofa, "Do you want to see the bedroom?"

"Don't look at it."

The style of the room can be seen from the living room.

"Then, you can move here tomorrow."

Qi Chi was quite anxious.

"So anxious?" Di Chu frowned, always feeling that something was wrong.

"Brother, you don't understand! You don't understand the misery of eating pig feed every day, okay?!" Qi Chi couldn't help thinking about last night's supper, feeling that his taste buds were about to fail.

How can it be a tragic word!

"It's done, but it shouldn't be so fast. I still have things to pack." Di Chu shrugged, "But I agreed, don't bother me at other times except for eating together."

"why?"

"Check account?"

"Ah?" Qi Chi was stunned, and after half a minute, he understood what Di Chu meant.This person's temper is really similar to his brother's, and I don't know who is more powerful.

"Yeah, it's all under the uncle's world now." Qi Chi dumped all his temper into the sewer just to eat.

Di Chu thought for a while, and didn't have anything to ask or say. Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly remembered: "What kind of dog does your family have?"

"What dog?" Qi Chi didn't answer.

"Isn't it Bulldog?"

"Oh."

Qi Chi smiled, and Tedset took pleasure in other's misfortune.

"The bulldog is my brother, the kind that can bite people."

"But don't be afraid, you won't go crazy under normal circumstances, I promise."

Then, the door of Qi Chi's house was gently closed.

Di Chu and Qi Chi turned their heads at the same time.

Wonderful.

Qi Ling stood at the door with a playful smile on his face.

Di Chu's face was unpredictable.

Qi Chi closed his eyes in despair.

It's over, hang up.

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I really don't know if I should praise him~