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Looking at the ID card chip in his hand, Yu Fei touched and touched it repeatedly, wishing he could stick it on his heart. The identity problem was solved, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hey, kid, you little brat, didn't you see that your partner obviously doesn't know how to use an ID chip? Why don't you teach him." The policeman said to Rui Fan who was standing beside him, still shaking Shaking my head, young people nowadays really don't know how to seize opportunities and play with fun, old guys like them are going to be heartbroken!

But, looking at the two little fellows who got together, the policeman couldn't help but turned around, and laughed out loud at an angle that others couldn't see. In order not to attract the attention of Yu Fei and Rui Fan, he resolutely Patience made no sound.

You must know that people who get married at the age of 50 in the Commonwealth are considered early marriages, and young people who get married before the age of 30 have not appeared for nearly a century. Record, moreover, this record was facilitated by the policeman, can the policeman be unhappy?

A new record was born in his hands!This is probably the greatest achievement in his career (Hey, sir, you are a criminal policeman! Not an employee of a marriage management office!), the policeman firmly believes that even if he retires, the marriage management office will always pass on his name Legend has it that after he retires, he can brag to his old friends for a lifetime!

Rui Fan opened Yu Fei's identity chip, his face was gloomy and blue.

He discovered just now that after he and Yu Fei had gone through the marriage formalities, a red dancing flame appeared next to a chubby golden "phoenix" on his wafer, which indicated that the two were legally married. marriage relationship.

Sure enough, on Yu Fei's identity chip, next to the red leaping flames, there is a fat golden "phoenix", although it looks silly... it's just that the position is reversed.

"Don't watch!" Rui Fan fiercely covered the chip.

"Hey, don't, I haven't seen enough yet!" Yu Fei wanted to break Rui Fan's hand away, it was amazing, Yu Fei was very curious about the chip, and, just as he had a glimpse, he saw a ball It is in the shape of a golden fat chicken. Although it is plump, it looks proud and impatient, with its head held high, and it looks like it is being pulled. He hasn't seen enough of it yet!

"Don't look!" Rui Fan simply covered Yu Fei's eyes, he just taught Yu Fei to use the identity chip from behind, now it looks like Rui Fan is holding Yu Fei in his arms the same.

Rui Fan's big warm hands covered Fei's eyes, blocking all sight, but other senses became more obvious, such as smell, the perfume on Rui Fan's body smelled more obvious, like musk but not musk, like wood but not wood, fresh And bewildering, people can't help but want to get to know this person, explore this person, and suddenly thought that a sister who was already working in the orphanage told him that there are two types of men in this world, and there is one type of man that makes people want to marry He, Xiao Fei, you are this kind of man, you have a sense of responsibility, and you will never cheat, which makes people feel at ease, while another kind of man makes people want to sleep with him, Yu Fei blushed and shook his head, what did he do? Thinking of this sentence, does Rui Fan make people want to... sleep?

After a long, long time, today's Rui Fan's smell is the best endorsement of hormones for Yu Fei!

The boy's slightly thin back leaned against the broad chest of the man behind him. The two were so close that Yu Fei could even outline the muscle shape of the man behind him...

"Hey, Rui Fan, take your hand off quickly, or I'll step on you." Yu Fei said with embarrassment, and when Rui Fan took his hand, he didn't know why, but he felt a little regretful.

In fact, how could Rui Fan not feel it!Future federal citizens generally use perfume, but Yu Fei's body smells like grass. Hugging him is like embracing nature. Take a step closer, touch...kiss...

If Yu Fei looked back at this time, he would find that Rui Fan's eyes were red, he pulled his neckline impatiently, his palms were sweaty, and the weather in late autumn was still too hot!

"Rui Fan, Phoenix is ​​very cute, I... I like it very much, and thank you." Yu Fei pretended to study the chip, and after a while, he raised his head and said to Rui Fan.

"I'll teach you the most basic operations first, and if you don't understand anything later, come and ask me anytime!" Rui Fan rubbed his nose, took a deep breath, and heard Yu Fei say he liked it, all the annoyance, inferiority, shame, anger, etc. All the psychology disappeared, he said as if nothing had happened.

The police officer next to him seemed to have nothing to do. Holding a cup, he found a seat and raised his legs to watch the interaction between the two cheerfully. From the perspective of senior married couples, this couple may make it to the end!

When he walked out of the gate of the Marriage Management Office, Yu Fei suddenly remembered something, so he turned back and asked the policeman: "Master, do you know where I can set up a stall?" What to do if you get caught!

"Oh, by the way, why did you forget about this, you two boys are illegally occupying public streets..."

"Grandpa, I have nothing to ask!" Before the policeman finished speaking, Yu Fei hurriedly stopped the topic, and ran out of the door quickly, as if his butt was on fire, rushing to find water... ····

"Bang!" Yu Fei touched his head with one hand, and groped with the other hand in front of him. He looked at Rui Fan outside with teary eyes. Just as he was about to step out of the door, he suddenly bumped into a The layer of transparent wall is actually elastic, invisible to the naked eye, but it only blocks Yu Fei's footsteps, he - can't run out!

There were footsteps coming from behind, and Yu Fei turned his head in frustration, the policeman had already leisurely walked behind him, besides the cup, there was a red button in his hand, presumably he pressed this button, the transparent wall Only then did it appear, and after glancing at the button for a few seconds, Yu Fei said pitifully to the uncle: "Master, I was already wrong, I just came back just to ask you where I can start a small business, just look at it I just came out of the society, so I don't understand anything, just turn a blind eye!" Hey, there are too many things that he has experienced today, and he has already forgotten the reason why he came to the police station in the first place!It shouldn't be!

The uncle glared: "You two boys, in front of the police, you first said that you want a "fake marriage", and now you want me to release the water! Hmph!"

"...Master, I was wrong!" Yu Fei wanted to cry, but he didn't dare to say another word. It would be wrong to say too much. An honest boy begging to admit his mistake!

"Forget it, for the sake of your marriage today, this matter is over, and I don't care about it with you!" Seeing Yu Fei suddenly raised his head with an unbelievably ecstatic look on his face, the uncle smiled, "I Why are you running away? Didn’t you come to ask where the stall was set up? Before I finished speaking, people ran away. Is the uncle so scary?”

Can you not run?Everyone has to run away!Yu Fei continued to bow his head, and continued to act like an honest boy. If the uncle wanted to say something to him, he just said it, and he couldn't confront the uncle!

"Besides, are you able to run away? Huh!" The uncle said with poking eyes, "There is a market one kilometer away from here, just go there and set up a stall!"

The uncle raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Give me my name, no booth fee! Consider it a wedding gift for you two!"

Yu Fei accepted it with trembling lips, it was really the only congratulatory gift that no one has ever seen before!

The uncle waved his hand, and the next moment, the anxious Rui Fan ran in, grabbed Yu Fei's shoulder up and down and looked it up and down, and when it was over, he put one hand on Yu Fei's shoulder, angrily yelling at the policeman, like a bird that has been taken. Like a wild lion.

"Rui Fan, I'm fine, the uncle gave us a congratulatory gift!" Yu Fei told Rui Fan what the old man said just now, so Rui Fan turned to squinting at the old man, looking him up and down.

"What a special congratulatory gift!" Rui Fan exclaimed pretendingly!Damn, this uncle really knows how to do things!

"Young man, learn a little bit!" The uncle chuckled, his eyes narrowed like a scheming old fox.

"Rui Fan, bring some grapes and grapefruits to the uncle, return, return a gift!" Yu Fei tilted his face slightly, and tugged at Rui Fan's sleeves, Rui Fan's temper is not good, he is really afraid of accidents!

Rui Fan lowered his head, looked at Yu Fei's unreservedly white and moist face, ran away all thoughts, only had Yu Fei's handsome face and big moist eyes in his eyes, obediently obeyed.

The uncle cheerfully took the grapefruit and grapes, these are the original ecological fruits!The price is too expensive, and the taste is good, not like the artificial fruit, which looks like a fruit, but tastes the same!

Wait, "How much do you two sell for a catty?" It suddenly occurred to me that Yu Fei had just left the forest, and the kid from the Phoenix family probably didn't know the prices very well, so the uncle felt that he had to ask.

"10 federal coins per catty!"

"You two prodigals!" The uncle blushed, as if he had suffered a big loss.

"Listen to me, the grapefruit and grapes will be sold at 100 yuan a catty later, the lowest price, no bargaining!"

"So expensive? Can it be sold?"

"Two silly children, native fruits are expensive. Rare things are more expensive. Raw fruits only grow in forests. Forests are full of dangers, so they are naturally expensive. There are two kinds of fruits on the market now. A kind of synthetic, no fruit flavor, a kind of artificial cultivation, slightly more expensive than synthetic, but the taste is not much better! Your fruit is the top fruit, naturally it is so expensive, and there are still There is no market for the price! Hey, didn’t you know how to do market research before starting a business? How much is the loss!” The uncle really likes Yu Fei, this kid looks cute, um, he is a good boy!

"Master, it hasn't opened yet, and it hasn't sold a catty!" Yu Fei finally knew why the two aunts ran away after hearing the price. The relationship was not because of the high price, but because the price was ridiculously low!

In fact, Yu Fei also thought about doing market research before, but since he was unfamiliar with the place, he was afraid of getting lost and causing trouble for Rui Fan.

"Stupid children have stupid blessings, go now, and live a good life in the future!" The uncle told Yu Fei who was about to go into business.

"Hey, okay, thank you, uncle, I live a long life, ah, no, no, I live a thousand years!" Yu Fei stuck out his tongue, waved to the uncle, and went to business!

The author has something to say: Haha, do you think this policeman is quite interesting!

As for the congratulatory gift, haha, it’s really weird...