Huge in the pit

Konoha's duo of idle men was born, commonly known as the duo of uncle and nephew.

In the morning, after brushing his teeth for the seventh time in Senshoubeijian, one of the duo, Xiao Sakumo became angry, "Enough! Uncle, this is already the seventh time you have brushed your teeth!" Xiao Sakumo aggravated " The word "seven".

Senshou Feijian silently watched the addition of a fourth prompt: Listen to nephew Hatake Sakumo, he knows your secret.

Qianshou Feijian calmly put down the toothbrush that had just been squeezed with toothpaste, "Oh! I see, then I will wash my face."

Xiao Shuomao broke down, "You have washed it many times."

"Okay!" Qianshou put down the towel.

"Let's eat! The meal has been ready for half an hour, and it's cold." Xiao Shuomao sat at the table and watched all his uncle's actions.

"kindness!"

The posture of the two of them eating was very elegant, and they did not speak during the whole process.After eating, we started to wander around Konoha.Since Xiao Shuomao was only five years old and not yet old enough to go to school, no one cared about him.No, with the most reliable presence of Master Tobima, the others don't need to worry about it at all.

The duo of idlers wandered around Konoha for half a month, and Senshou Hashirama, who couldn't bear it any longer, sent Senshou Feima a task-go to the Daming Mansion to negotiate this year's funding.

Senshou Tomona silently accepted the task, and disappeared in Konoha in the next second, taking Hatake Sakumo's nephew with him.

The subordinates who came over: Doubt!What about Tobima-sama, didn't you say we will go to negotiate together?Why did you leave by yourself.Is he planning to go alone?

Senshou Bashirama: Chirp!The younger brother is too bad now, he doesn't approve the documents for him, but he goes on strike, and he doesn't even send out the task. Fortunately, he is smart.

An angry Uchiha Izuna frantically approved the documents, his eyes almost made a hole in Senju Bashirama.

Outside the forest, the duo of idlers who lost their way 78 times finally walked out of the Konoha forest.A month later, under the guidance of Xiao Shuomao, the two finally came to Daming Mansion. At this time, the two of them were dressed in glittering upstart outfits, and they carried seven or eight rings, not to mention the glittering jewels on their bodies. The black gown was trimmed with gold and embroidered with the latest fashion and gorgeous patterns.The upright (facially paralyzed) white hairs wear them out of nobility.

The guards led the two into the palace, and Hatake Sakumo signaled with his eyes: We have run out of money.

Qian Shou Feijian responded with his eyes: It doesn't matter, we have no money in the first place, at worst we can gamble a few more times.

Hatake Sakumo continued to blink: the casino is not allowed to enter.

Qian Shoufan glanced back: It's okay, robbery is fine, and I added six zeros to the end of the funds on the contract.

Hatake Sakumo's eyes popped out, six zeros!In addition to the funds set before, I counted my fingers, but it was not enough.

Qianshou blinked: Nonsense, that little money is not enough to buy a set of outfits for us.

The two looked at each other and smiled with satisfaction.

The big name is overwhelmed!Isn't it cheap to hire ninjas?Didn't it mean that Konoha's ninjas are all poor?What happened to these two aristocratic nouveau riche?

The uncle and nephew sat down calmly, neither of them opened their mouths, and naturally called the maid to let the pastry be served.

The maid looked at daimyo, daimyo nodded, and the maid brought several snacks.

Qian Shou took a piece to feed his nephew, and Xiao Shuomao took a small bite from his hand.

The daimyo looked at the duo with twitching eyes, and took a piece of snack to eat. The few of them ate and drank like this for an hour, and the two had no rhythm to talk at all.The unbearable daimyo finally spoke.

The amnesiac Qianshou asked Xiao Shuomao with his eyes: what does he want to do?

Xiao Shuomao responded: It's all right!I will handle it.

Qianshou wiped his hands calmly.

Xiao Shuomao took out the document from his arms and pushed it forward. His hands were too short to push it down in front of the daimyo.This is a document they made again with gold paper.

The daimyo looked at Sakumo's short hand, and calmly picked up the document.Looking at the contract quickly, his eyes twitched, "The funding is wrong!"

Xiao Shuomao: "That's right!"

The big name smiled: "The funds I spent on hiring ninjas from a few families at random are not a fraction of your Konoha Village."

Qianshou Feijian was surprised, "Why do you think so, this funding can ensure that the ninjas in our entire Konoha Village will not be hired by others to kill you!"

The daimyo was shocked, "Didn't it be agreed at the beginning that there would be one country, one village?"

Qianshou Feijian: "But we are all ninjas! The essence is not killers, besides, after you die, the country will not perish, and there will be a new daimyo, which does not violate the system of one country, one village at all! And you Hiring all our ninjas not to kill you, or even to fight for you, are you really not willing to pay this little money? Are you sure? Tell me how many outfits like ours can be bought with this little money?"

His name is speechless, he can't even dress flirtatiously like these two, okay?

The three sat and bargained for several hours, and finally paid 80.00% of the cost.The daimyo twitched and looked at the two with eyes that made you feel cheap.In addition, there are more than a dozen cars of personal gifts for two people.As for how to bring it back, Qianshou Fanjian said in surprise: "How can you show your sincerity if you don't send it to us?"

First name: ...

The daimyo sent the duo away with a headache, and the duo wandered around the cities again. A month later, the duo got lost in the forest again.

Between the thousand hands: "Suo Mao, how do we go back?"

Hatake Sakumo: "Don't you know how to fly Thunder God? Let's use this to go back."

Thousand Hands: "Oh!" Quickly formed a few handprints, "Flying Thunder Divine Art!"

Opening his eyes again, the two of them appeared at Daimyo's bedside.The daimyo looked at the duo who suddenly appeared in front of him in shock, he was very sure that the two had left (because he sent people to monitor), he took a few steps back tremblingly, could it be that he paid too little money, someone hired them to kill him, " You, you?"

Qian Shou Feijian asked with his eyes: Are you home?

Hatake Sakumo shook his head lightly: No!

Thousand Hands asked: Why are we here?

Hatake Sakumo rolled his eyes, but he didn't know either.

Looking at the many guards around him, Qianshou said seriously, "We just forgot to take something."

The daimyo looked at the two men who had changed their outfits and continued to flirt, his eyes twitched, and he asked nervously, "What is it?"

Qianshou glanced around, his eyes lit up, and he pointed to the knife on the wall, "It."

The daimyo immediately retorted: "No, that's a treasured sword inherited from the royal family. You can take any kind of sword, but you can't take it."

Qianshou Feijian ignored him, picked up the knife and gestured a few times, which was surprisingly appropriate.

From the daimyo's point of view, this is a threat. The movements of wiping his neck, stabbing his heart, and chopping his waist are obviously threatening him.

At this time, Xiao Shuomao fell in love with another big knife, and happily picked it up and waved it a few times.

Daimyo: ...This is a collective threat, "I was wrong! Take the knife! I can increase the funds if there is not enough funds."

Qianshou raised his chin, Xiao Shuomao compared five fingers, plus 5.00%.

Daimyo clutched his heart in shock: "Five times! That's too much, you guys are killing me!" Then he asked cautiously, "Twice as much?"

Senshou Fujian and Hatake Sakumo looked at each other for a few seconds, Hatake Sakumo tilted his head, his name is so rich!Qianshouban danced another murderous sword technique, this time the sword technique was more astonishing and more gorgeous than before, it was completely changed to another level of killing, and it was an artistic feeling to dance the murderous knife technique.And using the Flying Thunder God Technique, he appeared next to the daimyo in a second, looked at the daimyo, and asked with his eyes: how is it?My knife skills are not bad!

Daimyo's heart stopped beating suddenly, tremblingly looked at the ninja who suddenly appeared beside him, and turned to look at the surrounding ninja guards with a face that was about to cry.The ninja guards collectively shook their heads in disappointment. They had never seen such beautiful sword skills and ninjutsu that could move in space. It was so exciting, so shocking, and so exciting!Too ~ hit people!

At this time, Hatake Sakumo made a three-point comparison, and Daimyo nodded again and again, it was terrible!Wiped the sweat from his brow, fortunately they only needed three times.

The two of them accepted as soon as they saw each other, and then left with the Flying Thunder Divine Art.

The daimyo and the guards breathed a sigh of relief.Then I was nervously on guard for the sudden appearance of the two, and didn't feel relieved until I was sure that they really weren't coming.

Half a year later, Konoha's idle duo appeared.Senshou Zhuma saw the two men appearing in tatters and tattered clothes, and immediately rushed to check on his younger brother and Xiao Sakumo, and was relieved to find that they were fine.

The items and funds sent by the daimyo had arrived a long time ago. Seeing the natural difference in funds from before, everyone felt that there was something wrong, but the daimyo's envoy kindly expressed that there was nothing wrong.And replied with a smile, the second funding is still to come.

The eyes of everyone who really received the second funding was three times that of the first funding.The status of the Konoha Idle Han duo immediately rose to the level of gods.Well, God of Wealth!

The happy Senju Bashirama was happy and happy for a month. After waiting for a few months, the duo has not come back. Senju Bashirama is worried, and everyone in Konoha is also very worried. They are afraid that something will happen to them, and they are also afraid that the God of Wealth will disappear. .It's just that all the intelligence information shows that the two are fine, but the location of the two cannot be found.

Senshou Zhujian waited mournfully for half a year, and finally there was news from his younger brother and Xiao Shuomao, Senshou Zhujian burst into tears, he only had one younger brother left, what would he do if the other party went away.Senju Bashirama immediately sent the fastest ninja to pick them up. Uchiha Madara didn't want to see such a lost Senju Bashirama the most, not to mention he had been watching it for a few months, so he flew over in the form of Yatengu to get lost duo.

The lost duo: ... What's wrong with everyone?