Everyday life

The things I have to say about Xiao Qiao and Cheng Yaojin are like this, on a dark and windy night, under the dim light, I saw two people sitting opposite each other.A fair-skinned and smaller person pretended not to care and asked: "What is your choice?" Another tall person leaned his head over: "Little Qiao, what about you?" The short boy thought about it silently. , hid aside and made a selection.The tall man frowned and said, "Are you stupid? You hide from me to choose, and I can see it from my mobile phone!" The short boy had an "I forgot" expression on his face.

That's right, the short boy is our Li Huailing, although he is not that short, the tall one is our Yuan Jun.One day, the game idiot decided to try this mobile game, in the name of wanting to better understand Yuan Jun's world, so Yuan Jun took Li Huailing on a painful and funny learning journey.

Li Huailing's selection criteria were very simple. Yuan Jun chose Xiao Qiao, a petite and beautiful girl, and she had to choose a mighty and powerful big man to protect her, so she chose from the few heroes... Cheng Yaojin!

After the novice teaching and man-machine practice, the basic common sense is known.

Yuan Jun is not a great player, but an average player. It is quite safe to take someone to learn. Although Li Huailing has repeatedly emphasized that he is a game idiot, Yuan Jun didn't really believe it until...

Yuan Jun: "Don't stay under the enemy tower!!!"

Cheng Yaojin, died.

Yuan Jun: "Remnant blood, go back to the city!"

Cheng Yaojin, died.

Yuan Jun: "Team battle, help, what skills do you use on your teammates!"

Cheng Yaojin, died.

Yuan Jun: "Retreat, go back!"

Cheng Yaojin, died.

……

Finish!

Yuan Jun couldn't bear to look directly at it.

However, Li Huailing asked him eagerly: "Yuan Jun, Yuan Jun, have I died fifteen times, or have I killed fifteen, what is this zero?"

"Yuan Jun, Yuan Jun, take me to play again, so I'm not a game idiot, it's just that no one taught me."

"Yuan Jun, Yuan Jun, I'm good. If someone kills you, I'll keep chasing him."

"Yuan Jun, Yuan Jun, I always don't know where I am? I'm so wronged."

"Yuan Jun, Yuan Jun, let's play again!"

……

Yuan Jun thought to himself, you don't know how many times you have died yourself!

I accidentally didn't look at him, and he rushed to the local camp by himself, and died. Do you still want to praise him "deserved death"? !

Residual blood, standing there still, was killed by the soldiers, uh! ! ! .

Put your skills on your teammates? ? ?

Xiao Qiao died. The murderer chased the other party and said he wanted revenge. He was beaten four times and died.

Going around in the map, I can't get out.

……

Yuan Jun wanted to cry but had no tears, but tears were streaming down his heart.

Another inning begins.

Yuan Jun: "Follow me, don't run around."

Li Huailing: "But this is hard to control, he always moves forward by himself."

Yuan Jun: "Attack...retreat...follow me...hit him...in the wrong direction...in the wrong direction..."

Li Huailing: "But where am I, who am I, I don't know where I am... so many people, which one is the enemy..."

Yuan Jun: "..."

……

Two hours passed, and it was finally time to stop, but Li Huailing's enthusiasm was unprecedentedly high, and he asked some weird questions.

"Why do they call a monster daddy?!"

"What is jungle? Field battle?"

"Just now you put love on your skill, is it for me?"

……

It was late at night, Yuan Jun got up to go to the toilet, looked at Li Huailing, there seemed to be something wrong, opened the door of the bedroom with the faint light of the night light, and came back from the toilet, finally knew why something was wrong.Li Huailing's hands were still playing games on his chest, and his two thumbs were still clicking non-stop. In the middle of the night, Yuan Jun was almost dying of laughter, and really wanted to take a picture of this living treasure's movements.

The next day, when Yuan Jun and Li Huailing were talking, Li Huailing looked confused and said bluntly: "You are lying!" Yuan Jun regretted not taking the video!

The world of mobile games is as deep as the sea, and Yuan Jun changes passers-by from time to time.The previous bedtime exercise turned into a mobile game. Yuan Jun deeply expressed his dissatisfaction, but did not get any response.

Yuan Jun used all means to write a book "Those Days When I Competed with Mobile Games".One day, Yuan Jun came across an article on Weibo about a man who was addicted to mobile games all day long and his girlfriend broke up with him. 1 minutes, half an hour, an hour...

Well, Li Huailing should be busy and didn't see the news, Yuan Jun thought so.When it was almost time to get off work, Li Huailing replied to him, and Yuan Jun couldn't wait to watch it, "!!!" What the hell is this!Yuan Jun felt that his blue veins were throbbing. Li Huailing did read it. He did not read it perfunctorily. typo...

Yuan Jun feels that a mouthful of old blood is about to be freshly baked, who the hell wants him to analyze the article!

Looking at Li Huailing's WeChat name "Who is not a baby", Yuan Jun decided to go back and secretly change his WeChat name to "Who is not a mentally handicapped", which is not too suitable!

The landlord's family decided to seek benefits for themselves, and they had big meals every day, but they asked him to fast, which was unbearable.

On a dark and windy night on Friday, under the dim light, I saw two people sitting opposite each other.

Yuan Jun: "I will play games with you, but there is one condition."

Li Huailing: "What conditions, let the horse come over."

Yuan Jun: "The landlord's family has no surplus food, and needs to cultivate crops to survive!"

Li Huailing: "...deal!"

After the game.

Throw away the phone, turn off the light, and cover the quilt with a single quilt. First, plow it slowly, and dig carefully with one hoe after another. Falling, and then the landlord harvested the crops with a melodious cry.

I don't know how long it took, the voice slowly turned into intermittent words.

"No...I want..."

"No...playing...!!!"

"I can not make it……"

Another hoarse voice interjected: "Landlords are not afraid of hard work...what does the cropland have...the right to refuse"

"Do you still want to play games in the future!...Um..."

"No...playing..."

Everything stops and night really falls.

When Li Huailing woke up, he felt like he had run a marathon.

Yuan Jun was in a good mood today, and Li Huailing rolled his eyes silently in his heart: "Is it okay, the crops are almost being reclaimed and barren!"

Later, Li Huailing still played online games, but the novelty had passed, and occasionally the two met for a game at night.

One night, it was Xiao Qiao and Cheng Yaojin, and an enemy was attacking Red buff, the so-called Red Papa. Li Huailing hurriedly called Xiao Qiao who was nearby: "Hurry up, someone is beating Dad, Dad is gone soon!" Come on, hurry up!"

I don’t know when, Li Huailing accidentally turned on the microphone, so all the teammates heard "someone is beating daddy", so they all laughed like crazy, all the chat records showed row after row of "hahahahaha", and then the other party looked confused Two faces, three faces, four faces, five faces...

Never got the "Penta Kill", but got the "Five Faces".

Yuan Jun firmly believed that it was not he who blocked Li Huailing's online game path, but Li Huailing's ability to play games.

The reason for the name "Li Huailing" is because Mother Li firmly believed that she was pregnant with a "soul boy".

Yuan Jun realized that the firm belief in the world varies from person to person!

The author has something to say:

I don't know if Lao Wang, Xiao Wang, Sister Wang, and Miss Wang will have a chance to play.