A single spark can start a prairie fire

We laid an egg?

On this ordinary day, an extraordinary thing happened to Ji Xingchi and Lu Wanyuan's family. There was an extra egg on their bed! ! !

Hot!Slippery!Suspected ostrich eggs! !

Ji Xingchi sat on the bed with his hair on his head, looking sleepily at the giant egg lying between her and Lu Wanyuan, his first reaction was that she was dreaming at the moment.

This dream is very interesting, Ji Xingchi looked at the egg on the bed, and then at the dumbfounded Lu Wanyuan next to him, thinking that this dream is not only interesting, but also quite realistic.

Ji Xingchi poked Lu Wanyuan's waist: "Sister, did you give birth to this?"

Lu Wanyuan looked at her like a fool: "I think I need to remind you, I, a human being, lay eggs? Lay ostrich eggs?"

Ji Xingchi cleared his throat, and said to himself that she was indeed her sister, even in her dream, she was still so sensible, and she casually said, "I gave birth to that?"

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

Lu Wanyuan raised her hand and waved in front of her eyes: "Xing Xing, are you awake?"

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Ji Xingchi wanted to say that of course I didn't wake up, I was still dreaming: "I woke up."

Lu Wanyuan was stunned: "Are you awake?"

Ji Xingchi looked at her calmly, and said calmly, "I woke up."

Lu Wan was in a mess for a long time before she opened her mouth and said, "Go, get dressed, I'll take you to the hospital to have a look at your brain."

The corner of Ji Xingchi's mouth twitched, can he have a good dream!She looked at Lu Wanyuan with a serious face, and guessed it was impossible.

So, she lay back, ready to plunge into a new dream.

As soon as I closed my eyes, I heard Lu Wanyuan's voice next to me: "The stars, eggs, are about to burst."

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Ji Xingchi: "Don't disturb me, I'm going to my next dream."

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

Lu Wanyuan: "I think I have to take you to the hospital to check your brain."

Ji Xingchi didn't even bother to lift his eyelids: "What's your brain? I'm smart."

A question mark slowly floated above Lu Wanyuan's head, smart?

Lu Wanyuan: "Smart as you are, as soon as you opened your eyes early in the morning, you asked if the egg was born by me. I said no, and you suspected that the egg was born by you, and said that you would go to the next dream... no , Get up quickly, and I will take you to the hospital."

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Ji Xingchi opened his double doors suddenly, bounced from the bed to the ground with a whoosh, stared dumbfounded at the cracking eggs on the bed, and his voice was frightened: "Sister, am I dreaming!!!"

In fact, Lu Wanyuan was no more calm than her. Early in the morning, there was a hot egg on the bed for no reason. It was too unreal: "You don't seem to be dreaming."

Ji Xingchi rushed to her side, pinched the flesh on her arm and asked, "Sister, does it hurt?"

Lu Wanyuan stared straight at the egg on the bed, without blinking: "It hurts."

After finishing speaking, he pinched Ji Xingchi's arm with his backhand: "Does it hurt?"

Her answer was a growl: "Damn! Let me go! The meat is about to fall."

"Kacha Kacha," there were more and more cracks on the egg.

Ji Xingchi hugged Lu Wanyuan, his voice trembling: "Sister, what's going on!"

Lu Wanyuan: "I don't know."

"Crack," the egg cracked open, and a few seconds later, a pair of rabbit ears emerged from the egg shell, and then a cub rolled out of the egg.

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

The two of them took a few steps back together, staring at the cub on the bed, feeling that the world is fucking magical.

The little rabbit sat on the bed and stretched out his hand towards them.

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

The two quickly took two steps back.

Little Rabbit: "..."

The little rabbit cried out loudly: "Oh! My mother doesn't want me anymore!"

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

The two looked at each other: "Who is her mother?"

Little Rabbit: "..."

The little rabbit rolled his eyes: I suspect my mother is a fool, is there still time to change it?

Ji Xingchi and Lu Wanyuan looked at the disgusted bunny on the bed, and felt that they were not well.

Lu Wanyuan: "Who are you?"

Ji Xingchi: "Where did you come from?"

Lu Wanyuan: "Why do you call us mom?"

Ji Xingchi: "Why do you have ears?"

Lu Wanyuan: "There is still a tail."

Ji Xingchi: "Are you a monster!"

Lu Wanyuan: "Why do you want to kill us?"

What kind of magical dialogue is this?The little rabbit tilted his head, the chubby hand wrapped the quilt around his body, and looked at them with big grape-like eyes. How did he develop from "who are you" to "why do you want to kill us"?

Stupid humans... no, stupid mothers.

Little Rabbit: "I am your cub."

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

The eyes of the two are surprisingly consistent at this moment: We don't have a cub like you.

Little Rabbit: "It's your cub."

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Lu Wanyuan: "Who gave birth?"

Little Rabbit: "It was born from an egg."

Ji Xingchi: "Where did the eggs come from?"

Little Rabbit: "I don't know."

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Ji Xingchi was about to cry, and tremblingly leaned against Lu Wanyuan's arms: "Sister, we really ran into a monster."

The little rabbit said coldly: "It's not a monster, it's your cub."

Lu Wanyuan scrutinized her up and down: "What's your name?"

The rabbit is confused, is the human cub so miserable?Have to name it yourself?

Little Rabbit: "No name."

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

Lu Wanyuan: "Why did you come to my house?"

Little Rabbit: "..."

The little rabbit felt that her mother didn't like her very much. Thinking of this, her eyes turned red, her mouth curled up, and she cried, "Oh! My mother doesn't love me! I'm going to run away from home!"

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

The two looked at the irritable rabbit rolling wildly on the bed, and the corners of their mouths twitched fiercely.

At this time, the doorbell was rang suddenly, followed by a "bang bang bang" knock on the door. The sound seemed to break into the door.

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

Ji Xingchi: "..."

The two looked at each other, and collectively turned their eyes back to the rabbit that was still rolling on the bed: "Rabbit."

rabbit:"···"

The rabbit stopped rolling, and slowly poked its head out of the quilt to look at them: "Do I have a name?"

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

Seeing that the two of them were silent, the little rabbit curled his mouth and wanted to cry again.

Lu Wanyuan quickly replied, "It's your nickname."

Little Rabbit: "..."

The little rabbit tilted his head and blinked his eyes: "What's your nickname?"

Ji Xingchi: "That's...our nickname for you."

Little Rabbit: "Then I don't have a last name?"

Lu Wanyuan: "My surname is Lu."

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Ji Xingchi was successfully diverted by Lu Wanyuan: "Why isn't the surname Ji?"

Lu Wanyuan: "Rock paper scissors."

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Ji Xingchi: "Rock paper scissors!"

Lu Wanyuan raised her eyebrows and looked at the little rabbit: "My surname is Lu, and my name is Lu Xiaotu."

Lu Xiaotu was happy, and pulled the quilt to wrap herself again: "Mom, someone is knocking on the door, can't you hear me?"

mom:"···"

The mothers said in unison: "Don't move around here, let's open the door."

Lu Xiaotu was unhappy again, pouted: "I'll go too."

Lu Wanyuan: "You tend to scare others."

Lu Xiaotu curled his mouth.

Lu Wanyuan sighed, turned to look at Ji Xingchi, Ji Xingchi thought for a while, found a pajamas from the closet, and wrapped Lu Xiaotu in it, revealing only a pair of round eyes.

Ji Xingchi clapped his hands in satisfaction, and looked at Lu Xiaotu with a smile: "As expected of our cub, so cute."

Lu Wanyuan nodded in agreement, picked up Lu Xiaotu and walked outside.

Lu Xiaotu: "..."

Lu Xiaotu: As expected of my mother, she is really receptive.

Outside the door, the knocking on the door continued, followed by two familiar male voices.

Li Mubai and Kuang Yuelou.

Ji Xingchi and Lu Wanyuan looked at each other: "Are you on?"

Lu Wanyuan looked down at Lu Xiaotu in her arms, hesitating, when she heard Li Mubai's shout from outside.

Li Mubai: "Sister! Open the door! Help! There are monsters in our house!"

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

Ji Xingchi: "..."

I would like to say that our family also has it.

A childish voice came from outside the door: "I'm not a monster!"

Li Mubai: "Look at your ears and tail! Who will believe you if you tell me! Do you believe it yourself!"

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

Ji Xingchi: "..."

The childish voice continued: "Father, the milk is gone."

Kuang Yuelou: "Auntie's has it, wait for Auntie to open the door."

Li Mubai: "Kuangyuelou, I feel that you have been brainwashed by monsters."

The quarrel outside came intermittently, Ji Xingchi stared at Lu Wanyuan: "What's going on?"

Lu Wanyuan shook her head, expressing her confusion: "Open the door."

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Ji Xingchi opened the door, and before he could speak, he was hugged firmly by Li Mubai who rushed over.

Li Mubai shouted at the top of his voice: "Sister! Help! Kuangyue Tower is controlled by monsters!"

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

Kuang Yuelou pointed to an unknown object covered by clothes in her arms, and reminded: "Her name is Kuang Xiaoli."

Li Mubai: "..."

Lu Xiaotu: "Mom, this person doesn't look very smart."

Lu Wanyuan patted her little head: "Don't learn from him."

Lu Xiaotu: "Okay."

The not very smart Li Mubai: "..."

Li Mubai and Kuang Yuelou noticed the child in Lu Wanyuan's arms: "Whose family?"

Lu Wanyuan: "My family."

Kuang Yuelou:? ? ?

Li Mubai: ? ? ?

The two looked at each other for two seconds, and didn't bother to ask her where she came from, because there was a monster in their family who didn't know what to do.

"Father," Kuang Xiaoli got out of his clothes, hooked his arms around Kuang Yuelou's neck, shook the empty milk bottle in his hand, and reminded, "Auntie opened the door."

Kuangyuelou: "..."

Kuang Yuelou and Lu Wanyuan said, "Sister, do you have milk at home?"

elder sister:"···"

The elder sister looked at Kuang Xiaoli in his arms in surprise, and after two seconds, looked down at the one in her arms: "Rabbit, do you know Kuang Xiaoli?"

Kuang Yuelou was at a loss:? ? ?

Lu Xiaotu shook his head: "I don't know."

Lu Wanyuan: "You seem to be together."

Lu Xiaotu frantically shook her head: "I eat grass, she eats meat!"

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

When Lu Wanyuan heard this, she suddenly looked at Kuang Yuelou vigilantly: "Your cub eats meat."

Kuang Yuelou looked confused: "Shouldn't you be surprised that Kuang Xiaoli has ears?"

Lu Wanyuan: "Wow!"

Ji Xingchi: "Oh my God!"

Kuangyuelou: "..."

Li Mubai rushed to Kuang Yuelou suddenly, poked Kuang Xiaoli's ear and said, "This ear is real! It's not fake! It's a monster!"

Ji Xingchi: "..."

Lu Wanyuan: "..."

Li Mubai wanted to cry, but looked at Kuang Yuelou: "Brother, they don't believe me!"

Brother: Why are you fat four ducks?

Lu Wanyuan: "Rabbit, show uncle's ears."

Lu Xiaotu was very obedient, and got out of his clothes: "Uncle! Look!"

uncle:"···"

The uncles feel that the whole person is not well.