Is Mozun crazy today?

Hua Li, who was being carried by Yin Jiu, began to hum a song.

His voice was clear, and he hummed like a kingfisher.

His mother would always hum this song to lull him to sleep, and then gently cover Hua Li with the quilt with her hands.

Hua Li rubbed Yin Jiu's back.

Time flies, for monsters, thousands of years are but a blink of an eye.Even so, he has lost so many people in this endless time.

"Yin Jiu... let's get married..."

When she was a child, Hua Li never understood why a ceremony must be used to prove the relationship between two people.Love is love, not love is not love, marriage is nothing more than two people living together.Why do you have to set off firecrackers and beat the gong to tell everyone that the son of the family has married the lady of the family.

But now that he's grown up, put it on himself.Hua Li suddenly understood, he wanted to tell everyone that he likes Yin Jiu.

This Yin Jiu is the Nine Generals of the Heaven Realm, the concubine that Dang Nian forced into the Lihun Heaven, and the owner of the pawnshop in the Ghost Realm, this is Yin Jiu.

So you see... how many difficulties did I overcome to fall in love with him...

Yin Jiu was stunned for a moment, and replied calmly: "Okay..."

"It must be very luxurious and pompous! I want to blind those gossiping people!" Hua Li was good at gesturing.

"it is good."

"No red hijab, no bridal sedan chair, I don't feel comfortable looking at it," Hua Li leaned against Yin Jiu's back, "My Nine Generals are so pretty, I must let everyone see what kind of wife I married."

"it is good."

"And call me all your brothers, I'm going to put poison in their food!" Hua Li became furious when he thought of this, "Take laxatives! Make your face fester!" Poison! We have plenty in the Demon Realm!"

Yin Jiu laughed, "Okay...how about mixing laxatives and cartilage powder together, so you can't go to the latrine even if you have a stomachache."

"You are so vicious..." Hua Li rubbed Yin Jiu's back, "But I really like... I really like Yin Jiu."

"Ah."

"Yin Jiu also likes Hua Li very much." Hua Li stretched his neck and moved close to Yin Jiu's ear, "Isn't it?"

Yin Jiu nodded, "Yes."

Yes, I like you very much.

I like it so much that I even forget how ruthless and vicious I was once.

The former Yin Jiu had a layer of ice on his heart.

Because I have never been loved by others, I habitually reject the kindness given by others.

But one day, Hua Li broke into his life and forced love and warmth into his mouth, leaving him no chance to refuse.

Only then Yin Jiu knew what it was like to be loved and cared for like drinking nectar.

Yin Jiu just wanted to open his mouth and say "I like you" to Hua Li that he owed him for a long time, but Hua Li was already lying on his back and fell asleep.

Forget it... let's talk about it next time...

Anyway, we still have many, many opportunities, and endless years to say this.

Yin Jiu returned to the dormitory, put Hua Li on the bed, and was about to press a kiss on his lips, which could be regarded as an answer to his tenderness today.Unexpectedly, Yin Jiu noticed the glistening water stains at the corners of Hua Li's mouth when she got closer...

Yin Jiu reached out and touched his shoulder...

really......

Hua Li's saliva flowed down his back! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

"Get up!" Yin Jiu pinched Hua Li's face and woke Hua Li from his sleep.

Hua Li was dreaming of spending a good night with Yin Jiu, but unexpectedly a black snake appeared in the dream, biting his face.

Hua Li woke up from his sleep, a white dress fell on his face.

"Wash it clean," Yin Jiu changed into another outer shirt, "or else sleep on the floor tonight."

Hua Li grabbed his clothes and was stunned for a moment, and it took him a while to react.

do the laundry! ! ! ! ! !

I can't cook, you let me do laundry?

What is your misconception about my ability to take care of myself?

Forget it, wait for Yin Jiu to leave, let the maid wash it.

"If I find out that you let someone else do the laundry for you..." Yin Jiu looked back at Hua Li, "Sleeping on the floor for a month."

Yin Jiu left after leaving these words, Hua Li looked at the clothes in his hands, couldn't control himself, buried in the silk, and took a deep breath.

It's all Yin Jiu's taste...

Things like washing clothes are simple and easy to say, but difficult to say.

It's simple, just soak it in water, rub it and it's done.

The trouble is, Yin Jiu's clothes are white.

I don't know why this person who likes to fight and kill likes to wear white clothes!Is it because you don't have to do your own laundry?

The saliva marks are not troublesome, but when Hua Li asked Yin Jiu to carry her on her back today, the soles of her shoes rubbed a lot of dust on Yin Jiu's clothes.

Hua Li rubbed it for a long time, but he still didn't get rid of the two grayish-yellow marks.

The maid next to him was terrified, wondering why Mo Zun was going crazy today and came to wash clothes?Forget about washing the clothes, if you rub them with his strength, sooner or later the clothes will...

With a "click", Yin Jiu's clothes couldn't withstand the demon's torture, and were torn in half.

Finished!

It's all over!

Hua Li looks at the clothes in his hand and wants to cry but not tears.

Yin Jiu would hack him to death, then peel off his flesh and braise it in braised sauce.

"Mozun..." A court lady next to him boldly said, "Why don't you make a new one?"

"It's not mine! It's Yin Jiu's."

The maid stopped, and silently complained in her heart: Then you should be a coffin.

Hua Li started to worry again as she hugged her clothes.

Take the thread and sew it, it will be seen for sure.

Is there no magic weapon that can restore the object?

Yes, in heaven.

Hua Li looked up at the sky in the Demon Realm...

Forget about the back and forth, Yin Jiu will be back long after it's done.

After thinking about it, I can only make a new dress to compensate Yin Jiu first, and then apologize to him or something, anyway, at most, I will be kicked a few times.

Gradually, Hua Li also began to feel confident.

Yin Jiu just went out to catch his breath, and when he came back, he had a jug of shochu in his hand.

Hua Li was not in the bedroom, only after asking the maid did he find out that he happened to go to the study to pick up a book.Yin Jiu reckoned that Hua Li would come back soon, and planned to sit on the chair for a while.

Not long after she was seated, Yin Jiu noticed a snow-white coat hanging on the screen.It was quite similar to his outer shirt that was wet with Hua Li's saliva today, but the texture to the touch was completely different.

Yin Jiu sighed, he knew that Hua Li must have ruined his clothes, so he made a new one for himself.

Forget it, if Hua Li takes the initiative to admit his mistake, he will be spared, anyway, it is just a piece of clothing after all.

Yin Jiu poured a cup of tea and held it in his hand, looking at the new clothes carefully.Looks good, the type I like.Hua Li's vision is not bad, he didn't give him anything colorful.

Yin Jiu was looking at his clothes, but Hua Li had already entered the bedroom, standing on tiptoe to get behind Yin Jiu.

Hua Li yelled to scare Yin Jiu, Yin Jiu shook his hand, and the tea in his hand spilled out, right on the snow-white new clothes.

"Hua Li..." Yin Jiu crushed the teacup with his palm, and the shards of porcelain fell to the ground, "What kind of enmity do you have with my clothes?"

Hua Li took a step back in fright, why did she get dirty on this one too?

"I didn't do it on purpose..." Hua Li hurriedly tore off the new clothes from the screen, "I really didn't do it on purpose, I'll wash it for you... No, no, just in case In case, I'd better let the maid wash it up for you."

Yin Jiu stroked his chest and let out a sigh of relief.

This idiot is his own fancy, not angry.

Hua Li quickly rolled up his clothes and handed them to the maid at the door of the bedroom.

Hua Li leaned into Yin Jiu's ear and kept apologizing, but Yin Jiu didn't intend to argue with him, so he just said to be more careful next time.He has few good clothes, don't spoil them all.

Seeing that she was fine, Hua Li started to be fearless again.

"Yin Jiu, do you know what this means?" Hua Li put his arms around Yin Jiu's waist, "It means that you are suitable for not wearing clothes in front of me."

Yin Jiu pushed Huali away with disgust on his face, when will this man's mouth learn to speak well.

"You ruined my original clothes?" Yin Jiu changed the subject, lest this person talk about that kind of thing again.

"Yes..." Hua Li obediently admitted, "I used a little strength when I washed it, and I accidentally tore it apart... But fortunately, I know your size, so I sent someone to make a new clothes ...although got dirty by me again."

"How do you know my size?" Yin Jiu was puzzled, he had never told Hua Li, and he had never made clothes in Lihun Tian.

"I touch so many times every day, how could I not know." Hua Li gestured, "This big is your waistline, this big is your bust, and then your shoulders..."

Hua Li drew the size, and Yin Jiu realized that Hua Li estimated the size based on the feeling of the two hugging each other.Maybe it's because they have been stuck together too many times, and even their bodies remember each other's appearance.

Thinking of this, Yin Jiu's ears turned red again.

"I know some other sizes," Hua Li kissed Yin Jiu's face, "but this size, I can't tell others..."