"Going around such a big bend to buy food for our zombies, what exactly are the Zerg going to do?"

Landlord: That’s how it is. Last time Zerg came to our royal duty-free shop to buy bamboo shoots. We didn’t know it was Zerg, so we treated him warmly. Finally, we saw his delivery address, which was marked with the words “Fur Planet”, and we were almost annoyed. cry.

Of course I refused, that Zerg had the nerve to ask our customer service to kiss, kiss kiss kiss you big head ghost!

We thought we had made it very clear that the royal duty-free shop sells all treasures, and we zombies do not sell to you Zerg. Who knows that it has not been a few days, and the Zerg is here again.

Of course, they didn't buy it directly, but found a middleman to buy it. If the quantity wasn't too large, we were a little careful, and maybe we didn't know it until now.

So, what's up with the meat-loving Zerg?Do you want to open a restaurant by buying so many vegetables?

1L: I laughed at the last sentence, thank you.

2L: Hahahahahaha Zerg opened a restaurant, the host wants to laugh me to death!

3L: I just saw the post about the Zerg being linked to by the Terran. The Zerg has a lot of abnormalities recently. What are they going to do?

4L: Hahahaha the host's level of ridicule is absolutely amazing, do the Zerg know how to eat food?

Zerg: "..."

Zombies really shouldn't exist in this world. Is there a more annoying race in this world than zombies?

The Zerg can't wait to blow up a few more zombie scientific research bases immediately.

2001L: Congratulations, you guessed it right, it is going to open a restaurant, then don't cry and come to eat.

2002L:? ? ?

2003L: Hahahahahahaha!

2004L: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

2005L: Thumping the ground and laughing hahaha!

2006L: Laughing out loud hahaha!

Zerg: "..."

The human race who watched the video: "..."

The Zergs were still ridiculed by the whole network after putting down their cruel words. They were so angry that they wanted to quit, but they still hadn't read the part that the Terrans hung on them.

It is rare for them to work so hard to peacefully communicate with the human race, take the initiative to take the first step, and give so much sincerity, so what is going on with the human race?

The Terrans obviously don't want to communicate with them. If the Zergs had withdrawn long ago, "I don't care about my business", but now they really want to communicate with the Terrans. If the Terrans treat them negatively, they will be more active and start communicating.

This step just started with scented tea. How normal is it for human beings to start chatting after drinking tea? They followed human habits painlessly.

That video was specially recorded by the beautiful lady of the Zerg race. She repeatedly watched Yu Qing make tea, engraved the action in her heart, and it looked exactly the same. From the beginning of smoking the tea to the end of drinking the tea, the whole process was a holographic video, and the human race could watch it. It can be smelled and tasted. Although the taste is far worse than Yu Qing's, it is much better than the scented tea made by the human race.

Is this still going to be hung up?

The human heart is really complicated, the human heart is really unpredictable, and the human heart is really a needle in the sea.

The Zerg came out of the zombie's taunting post, and sadly opened the post that the Terran posted about them.

"What the hell are the Zergs going to do! First, they want to send a team of tyrannical terrorists to participate in the exchange, and then send us a bubble tea video???"

Landlord: We think this is a provocation from Zerg to Terran!

1L: Poof.

2L: Hahahahahaha?

3L: Zerg tea?Zerg wants to laugh at me to death, contracted my laughing point for a year hahahaha!

4L: Zerg: Defeat you in the field we are good at, and make you kneel in the field where you are good at! [dog head].

5L: Excuse me, I have a friend who wants a video of Kang Kang Zerg making tea.

6L: Coincidentally, I also have a friend.

7L: Hahahaha, are you friends sure?At that time, don't come to ask for a pair of eyes that you haven't seen, and the Zerg will make tea hahahahahaha!

……

3045L: I just came from the post about zombies. The Zerg not only need to open restaurants, but also make tea. Is this the annihilation of insects or the loss of morality?

……

Zerg: "..."

Lu Sha said to Ji Dafeng: "Does the boss want to black post and delete posts?"

This is a piece of cake for Zerg.

Generally speaking, they don't care about anything about the Zerg in the public forums. The reputation of the Zerg in the interstellar has never been very good. It is common for other races to be scolded and ridiculed in the forum, let alone the Zerg.

Sometimes it's too outrageous, and they don't explain it, just simply and rudely delete the post, or hack the account of the poster, and let him "self" scold himself in the post.

This time Ji Dafeng did not agree, not because he was not serious enough and not angry enough, on the contrary, he was too angry.

"Don't delete it! Just keep the post. Don't let the poster delete it even if he wants to. Stay in the public forum and wait for him to slap him in the face!"

"With the guidance of the gods, if we can't make the same delicious food, can't we make food that surpasses the human race!"

The taunts from all over the stars really made the Zerg very angry, but it also made them full of energy and indulged in cooking. They didn't know that one of the two posts had already built tens of thousands of floors like a gust of wind, turned a corner completely, and went to the other direction.

The Zergs watched the previously recorded live broadcast back and forth. According to Yu Qing's practice and what they tasted in the hologram, repeated trials and precise experiments made them really make a low-profile version of Panglin Xianhe Longjing Shrimp.

In fact, it is not easy to achieve this level. After all, the fast-formed ingredients in the interstellar experimental field cannot compare with the ingredients raised by the aura in Yu Qingling's mansion, and the Zerg, let alone cooking, is the first time they have come into contact with it. vegetable.

When they got the final product, the Zerg almost cried with joy.

In order to make sure that it was really delicious, without any filters, the Zerg specially ordered takeaways from the top restaurants of the Terran across the star field for comparison.

After choosing four takeaways and four fresh dishes from the forest, Dong Shengxing distributed them all to the Zerg branch of the Star Alliance, so that people from all races of the Star Alliance branch could taste them.

Regarding the matter of the Zerg sending food, the people in the Zerg branch of the Covenant Alliance were terrified. After all, Dong Shengxing used to be the devil in their hearts. Recently, Dong Shengxing's attitude towards them has softened a lot, but this not only did not reduce their fear, but intensified it.

This love takeaway is like poison. People in the Star Alliance said they dare not eat it. Indigestion is a trivial matter. Who knows if there is something more serious.

However, Dong Shengxing was looking at them with a smile, and said enthusiastically: "It's a little bit of thought from us after a hard day's work. How about you try it?"

Even more scared.

Can they say no?

Obviously can't refuse.

There are four people in their office, one from the giant panda family, one from the cat family, these two people are very picky about food, the other two are from the bird family, a magpie person, a parrot person, they have very small appetites, and honestly they don’t even want to eat .

And Dong Shengxing was very satisfied with these four candidates, how suitable for evaluating food, he smiled more cordially, and the four picked up a takeaway in deeper terror.

"Huh?" The round pandaren's eyes lit up, "It turned out to be a dish, it smells so good, it's a mushroom dish!"

What he didn't say was that it tasted very much like the main dish in the interstellar top restaurant that he had always wanted to eat but was reluctant to eat.

Hearing what he said, the other three were a little relieved, at least they didn't look at anything bloody and weird.

Because this is the taste that the giant panda is thinking about, he is not as entangled as others, so he is the first to taste it.

The other three were waiting for his feedback. As a result, this guy was addicted to food and couldn't raise his head. He didn't even say a word. He was worthy of being a snack guy of their Star Alliance. In front of food, he had to bypass everything.

However, they were more at ease in this way, and they picked up their chopsticks and ate with a little peace of mind.

It turned out to be very delicious, the three of them were taken aback for a moment, and they could even say that this was the best meal they had ever eaten.

For a while, the only sound left in the office was the sound of hurriedly chewing and swallowing food. They devoured their food, as if the Covenant hadn't given them food all day.

Dong Shengxing coughed lightly, and the four of them stopped their chopsticks in embarrassment. It's no wonder they ate so deliciously, it was because they couldn't afford food.

Interstellar vegetables are already expensive, and they are made by top chefs in top restaurants. Combining the two, the value must be high.

Some food itself may not be so delicious, but because it is scarce and precious, because the price is high, and because it is fried, various factors will enhance the taste of this food over time, coupled with cooking, it is enough to make people addicted.

This vegetarian shiitake mushroom dish is just that.

Their Star Alliance is not a lucrative department, and the ability to eat this kind of food depends on the hospitality of the major empires.

Now the four of them are embarrassed but ashamed, they just misunderstood the Zerg boss.

"Don't worry, try another one." Dong Shengxing said with a smile.

The guilty four immediately picked up another box.

There are more than 60 people in their branch, and there are only 4 people in their office. The boss specially delivered two boxes of meals to everyone in their office. The one they ate just now was very delicate, and this one looks like A lot of ordinary, but it looks very novel.

"What is this?" the bird tribe asked in surprise.

The giant panda stared straight at the contents of the box lunch. The vegetarian meat and vegetables just now were his favorite, and he wanted to eat it even in his dreams. That one didn’t make him drool when he smelled it. ...

The giant panda wiped off the saliva from the corner of his mouth, picked up the food in the box, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed twice, as if he was hit by something violently to the soul, and the big dark circles under his eyes suddenly became bigger. Take a closer look, There is also fluff growing in the dark circles.

Unable to control the human form, returning to the ancestors.

Is this food really a problem?So, the weird stuff is not in the first one, but here it is?

Just when the three were thinking about how to refuse, the giant panda reacted and asked, "Is this a bamboo shoot?"

He remembered the discussion on the forum, the Zerg bought a lot of bamboo shoots, and the Zerg was going to open a restaurant, guessing that this might be the food made by the Zerg.

Just as Dong Shengxing nodded, he saw that chubby boy nimbly pulled out several pages of information from his optical brain, and hurriedly said: "I graduated from the Giant Panda Star Academy, and my major is to please people (not limited to human races). It’s very pleasing, human beings like me, and their hearts will soften when I’m in the human race. In fact, I’m still an internet celebrity with hundreds of millions of fans. In addition, I’m only an intern here and haven’t officially joined the job.”

Dong Shengxing and the other three had question marks on their foreheads.

With two huge black eyes, the giant panda asked sincerely, "Look, can I work for Zerg?"

"I think the Propaganda Department, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and the United Front Work Department are all suitable for me. Don't listen to other races' nonsense, we giant pandas are not lazy at all, and I am willing to devote myself to the Zerg race!"

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