The living are not cured
Chapter 53
The scholar nodded repeatedly after hearing the words in front of him, then glanced at the crowd in front of him and said, "Aren't there so many people afraid of accidents?"
Gongsun Xia, who is impermanent, couldn't help laughing and said: "The paper money and silver treasures you gave are all piled up. Are you afraid that they will embarrass you?"
The scholar shook his head, his talent is not as good as others, that's why he wanted to donate a county magistrate's official Dangdang by relying on his connections. He never thought that he would meet Gongsun Xia, a diner of the eleventh prince, who told him that his life was coming to an end, as long as he was willing to donate money, he would get one. The official of Chenghuang.
When Gongsun Xia saw him, he stretched out his hand and pushed the scholar, and said, "Hurry up."
As soon as the words fell, the scholar staggered and was dragged into the examination room by two little ghosts.
In the examination room, Xie Yan stared at the questions above in a daze, saying that it was the City God Examination, but the exam was still about the Yangjian Imperial Examination. For the imperial examination, Xie Yan, who had never seriously read the Four Books and Five Classics, knew nothing about it.
Therefore, Xie Yan quickly chose to give up and began to observe the candidates here. Anyway, he didn't come here to take the Chenghuang test.
But before Xie Yan looked up, he was scolded by the kid next to him, telling him not to look around.
Xie Yan sighed, and could only pick up the brush in front of him and write everything he could write on it.When I was in school, the teacher taught everyone that if you don't know it, you have to write it down. Xie Yan is still an obedient and good boy, so naturally he wrote all these blank sheets of paper.
The words on the paper are neat and neat, and the layout is beautiful, regardless of the content, it is absolutely pleasing to the eye.
It's just that Xie Yan couldn't bear to look directly at the content above, it was all fake and empty, plus some of his unrealistic ideals.
When Xie Yan finished writing the last word, a bell rang outside, and then the kid who was waiting at the side quickly put away all the examinee's test papers, and urged the examinee to leave as soon as possible.
Xie Yan was attacked by some little ghosts because his movements were too slow, and when he walked out of the examination room, Rong Yu was already waiting for him outside.
"How do you feel?" Rong Yu asked after looking at Xie Yan who looked a little sluggish, and touched Xie Yan's head with his hand.
Xie Yan looked a little dazed, he looked at Rong Yu and couldn't help but replied: "I've regained the feeling of writing comprehensive essays."
Although Rong Yu didn't understand what Wen Zong was, it didn't prevent him from comforting Xie Yan. He took Xie Yan's hand and said, "Today the red carp sent a big crab from Dongting Lake. How about making crabs for you to eat?"
"Crab?" Xie Yan was puzzled as he looked at Rong
Yu said, "There are still crabs this season."
Rong Yu looked down at Xie Yan's mouth slightly curled up: "As long as you want to eat, there will be."
Xie Yan squinted his eyes when he heard the words, he looked at Rong Yu in front of him and said, "Then I want to eat deer antler?"
Rong Yu's eyes darkened when he heard this, and it took him a long time to say "yes" from his lips.
The aura of this word is a bit hot, and it seems to have a bit of strong restraint, making Xie Yan turn his head in fear.
"Wake up, you're not a deer anymore." Xie Yan patted Rong Yu's face, trying to wake him up.
"I can shrink the antlers for you to kiss." Looking at the uncomfortable Xie Yan, Rong Yu couldn't help laughing in a low voice.
As soon as the words fell, white, shiny, and small antlers emerged from Rong Yu's head.
"Ah Yan kissed me for a long time when he hugged me." After speaking, Rong Yu rubbed Xie Yan's face with the small antlers that were like newborns.
"I didn't..." Xie Yan retorted softly. In fact, he didn't kiss for long. The only thing he could blame was that Rongyu Bian's deer was too beautiful and cute.
At this moment, there was a coughing sound from their side, and Ning Caichen stood not far away and said, "Now everyone is almost done."
Hearing this, Xie Yan suddenly pushed Rong Yu away, then looked at Ning Caichen and asked, "How did you do in the exam?"
Ning Caichen nodded and smiled, "It's not bad."
The content to be tested on the test paper is all previewed by him in advance, and the answers are carefully polished by him. Whether it can be passed or not depends on what the examiner likes.
After hearing Ning Caichen's words, Xie Yan couldn't help wanting to check the answer with Ning Caichen. After all, wanting to answer the answer after the exam was almost the common thought of all the students in Xie Yan's previous world.
Ning Caichen thought for a while after hearing the words, and then said to Xie Yan: "When I go back, I will silently give you the article I made."
"it is good."
On the other side, the scholar came out of the examination room with a bitter face. He had never seen or heard of the questions on the test paper. He watched the other candidates move their pens like flying, but he could only scribble on the test paper. Just write a few words and hand in the paper.
Gongsun Xia watched the scholar walk out of the examination room and couldn't help asking: "Why do you have such a bitter face?"
The scholars were all depressed and said: "I have little talent and learning, and the examiners are not as lax about the exams as you said. I am afraid that the paper money I burned will be wasted in vain."
After all, the scholar waved his sleeve helplessly. If possible, he really wanted to get back all the money spent on offerings.
Seeing this, Gongsun Xia hurriedly comforted him.
The scholar said: "Don't worry, I just inquired. The reason why it is so strict is because someone from above is watching, so the examiner has to show an attitude."
"Really?" There was a bit of unconcealable joy in the scholar's expression.
"Really." Gongsun Xia affirmed, "I have already agreed that the examiner will exchange the test papers for you and a scholar named Ning Caichen, so you can rest assured and go home and prepare your own outfit."
"If you become a city god, especially a city god's temple at the level of a prince, if you don't have an outfit, you will definitely be ridiculed." After finishing speaking, Gongsun Xia recruited a few more kid under his management and said to the scholar, "These little ghosts borrow I will give it to you, and you will return it to me when you have more people under your command."
Hearing this, the scholar couldn't hide his excitement, so he pointed to a little ghost and said, "You, go and buy me a car."
"You, go and buy me clothes that can only be worn by a duke."
"You, go and buy me a house."
After finishing speaking, the scholar thought for a while, looked at the last little ghost and said: "You, go and bring me my beautiful concubine."
How could one be a duke without a beautiful woman to accompany him, but his wife was too ugly to be on the stage, so he could only let his concubine accompany him.
After the words fell, the little ghosts disappeared.
Seeing this, Gongsun Xia smiled and said, "Then I'll congratulate you here in advance."
Seeing this, the scholar hurriedly said: "Thank you, Mr. Gongsun, if you hadn't come to remind me, maybe I would still be foolishly donating an official there."
Gongsun Xia showed a smile, told the scholar when the list was released, and left here.
…………
After returning from the examination room, Ning Caichen returned to his room immediately, and handed over the article he had made to Xie Yan before Rong Yu finished the crab.
Xie Yan watched Ning Caichen's answer while enjoying the treatment of someone peeling crabs for him, and his heart was cold. Compared with the ancients, Xie Yan felt that he was a younger brother.
But Ning Caichen blushed and said to Xie Yan: "The writing is a bit hasty, I'm afraid it won't catch Dr. Xie's eyes."
After glancing at Ning Caichen's article, Rong Yu commented: "It's very well written. If there are no accidents, you should be named the city god of a prefecture."
"Where is it?" Ning Caichen said modestly, if he became the City God, then he and Xiaoqian would be able to stay together forever.
Xie Yan put away Ning Caichen's articles, then looked at Rong Yu and said, "These articles should not be released for others to read, right?"
If people want to see it, then Xie Yan will definitely find someone
The hole hides itself.
Rong Yu lowered his eyes when he heard the words: "Probably not, not to mention that Ayan doesn't need to be a city god with me in his care."
Xie Yan was speechless, and began to think seriously, now he lives in Rong Yu's house, eats Rong Yu's house, wears Rong Yu's house, it really seems to be raised by Rong Yu.
"Eat crabs." After speaking, Rong Yu handed the crab meat dipped in balsamic vinegar to Xie Yan's mouth.
At the same time, Rong Yu was secretly rejoicing that this crab is so easy to handle, it just needs to be washed and steamed.
Looking at the crab that had been handed to his mouth, Xie Yan naturally wouldn't let it go, so he swallowed the large piece of crab meat with Rong Yu's hand.
"The list will be released in a few days, so I would like to say congratulations in advance." Rong Yu looked at Ning Caichen who was at the side with a warm smile, and finally sent another one away.
Ning Caichen was terrified by Rong Yu's smile, and quickly said: "Thank you."
After finishing speaking, Ning Caichen moved a little further away from Xie Yan.At the same time, he secretly decided in his heart that once the ranking order is released, he will take Xiaoqian away from these two people.
Seeing Ning Caichen's sensible appearance, Rong Yu was in a good mood, so he peeled the crabs faster, and Xie Yan couldn't eat them for a while.
After eating the crab, Xie Yan drank a few more glasses of peach wine behind Rong Yu's back, and ended up leaning on the chair in a daze and wandering.
Looking at Xie Yan, Rong Yu couldn't help but shook his head, walked over to pick Xie Yan up and asked, "What dish name are you reporting today?"
"Stir-fried deer antler!"
Hearing this, Rong Yu instantly felt a pain in his dragon horn.
"And char-grilled venison."
Hearing this, Rong Yu couldn't help rubbing his face against Xie Yan and said, "You really want to eat me alive."
"Spicy deer blood." Xie Yan muttered softly, then fell asleep in Rong Yu's arms.
When Xie Yan woke up again, it was already the morning of the next day. Xie Yan couldn't help but rubbed his forehead, then looked at Rong Yu who was beside him and asked, "Did I talk nonsense when I was drunk yesterday?"
Hearing this, Rong Yu walked to Xie Yan's side, looked down at Xie Yan and said, "Yes, last night you said you wanted to eat me."
"Yes, is there?" Xie Yan looked at Rong Yu, feeling that the "eat" in Rong Yu's mouth was different from what he had imagined.
Just when Xie Yan was in embarrassment, there was another knock on the door, and yesterday's ghost messenger brought the exam results.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Ning, your test paper was dropped."
Without waiting for Ning Caichen to say anything, Rong Yu walked out of the door, staring at the ghost with a pair of golden vertical pupils and said: "Impossible, he has the official fortune of the city god, and his fate cannot be changed."
The author has something to say: I changed the original body of Aunt Hua to a deer because of the plot, please don’t get too entangled with this, it’s useless to be entangled, and I won’t change it.
Gongsun Xia, who is impermanent, couldn't help laughing and said: "The paper money and silver treasures you gave are all piled up. Are you afraid that they will embarrass you?"
The scholar shook his head, his talent is not as good as others, that's why he wanted to donate a county magistrate's official Dangdang by relying on his connections. He never thought that he would meet Gongsun Xia, a diner of the eleventh prince, who told him that his life was coming to an end, as long as he was willing to donate money, he would get one. The official of Chenghuang.
When Gongsun Xia saw him, he stretched out his hand and pushed the scholar, and said, "Hurry up."
As soon as the words fell, the scholar staggered and was dragged into the examination room by two little ghosts.
In the examination room, Xie Yan stared at the questions above in a daze, saying that it was the City God Examination, but the exam was still about the Yangjian Imperial Examination. For the imperial examination, Xie Yan, who had never seriously read the Four Books and Five Classics, knew nothing about it.
Therefore, Xie Yan quickly chose to give up and began to observe the candidates here. Anyway, he didn't come here to take the Chenghuang test.
But before Xie Yan looked up, he was scolded by the kid next to him, telling him not to look around.
Xie Yan sighed, and could only pick up the brush in front of him and write everything he could write on it.When I was in school, the teacher taught everyone that if you don't know it, you have to write it down. Xie Yan is still an obedient and good boy, so naturally he wrote all these blank sheets of paper.
The words on the paper are neat and neat, and the layout is beautiful, regardless of the content, it is absolutely pleasing to the eye.
It's just that Xie Yan couldn't bear to look directly at the content above, it was all fake and empty, plus some of his unrealistic ideals.
When Xie Yan finished writing the last word, a bell rang outside, and then the kid who was waiting at the side quickly put away all the examinee's test papers, and urged the examinee to leave as soon as possible.
Xie Yan was attacked by some little ghosts because his movements were too slow, and when he walked out of the examination room, Rong Yu was already waiting for him outside.
"How do you feel?" Rong Yu asked after looking at Xie Yan who looked a little sluggish, and touched Xie Yan's head with his hand.
Xie Yan looked a little dazed, he looked at Rong Yu and couldn't help but replied: "I've regained the feeling of writing comprehensive essays."
Although Rong Yu didn't understand what Wen Zong was, it didn't prevent him from comforting Xie Yan. He took Xie Yan's hand and said, "Today the red carp sent a big crab from Dongting Lake. How about making crabs for you to eat?"
"Crab?" Xie Yan was puzzled as he looked at Rong
Yu said, "There are still crabs this season."
Rong Yu looked down at Xie Yan's mouth slightly curled up: "As long as you want to eat, there will be."
Xie Yan squinted his eyes when he heard the words, he looked at Rong Yu in front of him and said, "Then I want to eat deer antler?"
Rong Yu's eyes darkened when he heard this, and it took him a long time to say "yes" from his lips.
The aura of this word is a bit hot, and it seems to have a bit of strong restraint, making Xie Yan turn his head in fear.
"Wake up, you're not a deer anymore." Xie Yan patted Rong Yu's face, trying to wake him up.
"I can shrink the antlers for you to kiss." Looking at the uncomfortable Xie Yan, Rong Yu couldn't help laughing in a low voice.
As soon as the words fell, white, shiny, and small antlers emerged from Rong Yu's head.
"Ah Yan kissed me for a long time when he hugged me." After speaking, Rong Yu rubbed Xie Yan's face with the small antlers that were like newborns.
"I didn't..." Xie Yan retorted softly. In fact, he didn't kiss for long. The only thing he could blame was that Rongyu Bian's deer was too beautiful and cute.
At this moment, there was a coughing sound from their side, and Ning Caichen stood not far away and said, "Now everyone is almost done."
Hearing this, Xie Yan suddenly pushed Rong Yu away, then looked at Ning Caichen and asked, "How did you do in the exam?"
Ning Caichen nodded and smiled, "It's not bad."
The content to be tested on the test paper is all previewed by him in advance, and the answers are carefully polished by him. Whether it can be passed or not depends on what the examiner likes.
After hearing Ning Caichen's words, Xie Yan couldn't help wanting to check the answer with Ning Caichen. After all, wanting to answer the answer after the exam was almost the common thought of all the students in Xie Yan's previous world.
Ning Caichen thought for a while after hearing the words, and then said to Xie Yan: "When I go back, I will silently give you the article I made."
"it is good."
On the other side, the scholar came out of the examination room with a bitter face. He had never seen or heard of the questions on the test paper. He watched the other candidates move their pens like flying, but he could only scribble on the test paper. Just write a few words and hand in the paper.
Gongsun Xia watched the scholar walk out of the examination room and couldn't help asking: "Why do you have such a bitter face?"
The scholars were all depressed and said: "I have little talent and learning, and the examiners are not as lax about the exams as you said. I am afraid that the paper money I burned will be wasted in vain."
After all, the scholar waved his sleeve helplessly. If possible, he really wanted to get back all the money spent on offerings.
Seeing this, Gongsun Xia hurriedly comforted him.
The scholar said: "Don't worry, I just inquired. The reason why it is so strict is because someone from above is watching, so the examiner has to show an attitude."
"Really?" There was a bit of unconcealable joy in the scholar's expression.
"Really." Gongsun Xia affirmed, "I have already agreed that the examiner will exchange the test papers for you and a scholar named Ning Caichen, so you can rest assured and go home and prepare your own outfit."
"If you become a city god, especially a city god's temple at the level of a prince, if you don't have an outfit, you will definitely be ridiculed." After finishing speaking, Gongsun Xia recruited a few more kid under his management and said to the scholar, "These little ghosts borrow I will give it to you, and you will return it to me when you have more people under your command."
Hearing this, the scholar couldn't hide his excitement, so he pointed to a little ghost and said, "You, go and buy me a car."
"You, go and buy me clothes that can only be worn by a duke."
"You, go and buy me a house."
After finishing speaking, the scholar thought for a while, looked at the last little ghost and said: "You, go and bring me my beautiful concubine."
How could one be a duke without a beautiful woman to accompany him, but his wife was too ugly to be on the stage, so he could only let his concubine accompany him.
After the words fell, the little ghosts disappeared.
Seeing this, Gongsun Xia smiled and said, "Then I'll congratulate you here in advance."
Seeing this, the scholar hurriedly said: "Thank you, Mr. Gongsun, if you hadn't come to remind me, maybe I would still be foolishly donating an official there."
Gongsun Xia showed a smile, told the scholar when the list was released, and left here.
…………
After returning from the examination room, Ning Caichen returned to his room immediately, and handed over the article he had made to Xie Yan before Rong Yu finished the crab.
Xie Yan watched Ning Caichen's answer while enjoying the treatment of someone peeling crabs for him, and his heart was cold. Compared with the ancients, Xie Yan felt that he was a younger brother.
But Ning Caichen blushed and said to Xie Yan: "The writing is a bit hasty, I'm afraid it won't catch Dr. Xie's eyes."
After glancing at Ning Caichen's article, Rong Yu commented: "It's very well written. If there are no accidents, you should be named the city god of a prefecture."
"Where is it?" Ning Caichen said modestly, if he became the City God, then he and Xiaoqian would be able to stay together forever.
Xie Yan put away Ning Caichen's articles, then looked at Rong Yu and said, "These articles should not be released for others to read, right?"
If people want to see it, then Xie Yan will definitely find someone
The hole hides itself.
Rong Yu lowered his eyes when he heard the words: "Probably not, not to mention that Ayan doesn't need to be a city god with me in his care."
Xie Yan was speechless, and began to think seriously, now he lives in Rong Yu's house, eats Rong Yu's house, wears Rong Yu's house, it really seems to be raised by Rong Yu.
"Eat crabs." After speaking, Rong Yu handed the crab meat dipped in balsamic vinegar to Xie Yan's mouth.
At the same time, Rong Yu was secretly rejoicing that this crab is so easy to handle, it just needs to be washed and steamed.
Looking at the crab that had been handed to his mouth, Xie Yan naturally wouldn't let it go, so he swallowed the large piece of crab meat with Rong Yu's hand.
"The list will be released in a few days, so I would like to say congratulations in advance." Rong Yu looked at Ning Caichen who was at the side with a warm smile, and finally sent another one away.
Ning Caichen was terrified by Rong Yu's smile, and quickly said: "Thank you."
After finishing speaking, Ning Caichen moved a little further away from Xie Yan.At the same time, he secretly decided in his heart that once the ranking order is released, he will take Xiaoqian away from these two people.
Seeing Ning Caichen's sensible appearance, Rong Yu was in a good mood, so he peeled the crabs faster, and Xie Yan couldn't eat them for a while.
After eating the crab, Xie Yan drank a few more glasses of peach wine behind Rong Yu's back, and ended up leaning on the chair in a daze and wandering.
Looking at Xie Yan, Rong Yu couldn't help but shook his head, walked over to pick Xie Yan up and asked, "What dish name are you reporting today?"
"Stir-fried deer antler!"
Hearing this, Rong Yu instantly felt a pain in his dragon horn.
"And char-grilled venison."
Hearing this, Rong Yu couldn't help rubbing his face against Xie Yan and said, "You really want to eat me alive."
"Spicy deer blood." Xie Yan muttered softly, then fell asleep in Rong Yu's arms.
When Xie Yan woke up again, it was already the morning of the next day. Xie Yan couldn't help but rubbed his forehead, then looked at Rong Yu who was beside him and asked, "Did I talk nonsense when I was drunk yesterday?"
Hearing this, Rong Yu walked to Xie Yan's side, looked down at Xie Yan and said, "Yes, last night you said you wanted to eat me."
"Yes, is there?" Xie Yan looked at Rong Yu, feeling that the "eat" in Rong Yu's mouth was different from what he had imagined.
Just when Xie Yan was in embarrassment, there was another knock on the door, and yesterday's ghost messenger brought the exam results.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Ning, your test paper was dropped."
Without waiting for Ning Caichen to say anything, Rong Yu walked out of the door, staring at the ghost with a pair of golden vertical pupils and said: "Impossible, he has the official fortune of the city god, and his fate cannot be changed."
The author has something to say: I changed the original body of Aunt Hua to a deer because of the plot, please don’t get too entangled with this, it’s useless to be entangled, and I won’t change it.
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