The beginning is a kiss [Quick Transmigration]

In the backpack lay a prop in the shape of a wine bottle, which looked ordinary. He clicked on the profile and took a look.

【The Resentment of the Drunkard】

Name: Ben Drunk Unconvinced!

Function: Allow the other party to imitate their actions

Introduction: On a quiet street at night, a drunk just came out of a banquet. Thinking of the mocking eyes of his colleagues, his heart was full of resentment.

He was not convinced, so why was he the only one making embarrassments!

He wants everyone to be like him, talking nonsense while hiccupping, twisting, twisting, and making ugly appearances!Kang Muang, Beibi!Follow the rhythm!

Usage Guide: Hit the opponent with the wine bottle, it will take effect immediately.

Attribute: one-time consumption item

Zhou Yiheng called out the props, and the wine bottle immediately appeared in his palm, and the body of the bottle became translucent, which just broke the worries of being discovered.

It's quite handy, he weighed it.

After the lights were turned off, only the spotlight on the podium was on, and the surrounding area was dark.No one noticed anyone.

Just to be on the safe side, he still took a step back and kept away from Jiang Yu before throwing out the wine bottle.

"call out!"

The wine bottle drew a throwing arc in mid-air, and smashed straight towards the podium.

Unexpectedly, at the critical moment, Yun Tianrui happened to take a step forward and smashed the wine bottle.The wine bottle went over his head and hit Father Yun's head with a thud, breaking it.

Oops!Hit the wrong person!

Zhou Yiheng's eyes widened, and a sense of anxiety suddenly rose in his heart. Before he could react to this mistake, he felt that the world in front of him was doubled, everything was shaky, and Jiang Yu in front of him had also turned into two heads. .

The system sensed something was wrong, and read the item's introduction again.

There is a line of small characters in the lower right corner.

Note: The user will also experience the effect of drunkenness, and the drunkenness buff is 24 hours.

【oh. 】It briefly expressed sympathy, then left the drunken host and went online.

Zhou Yiheng stood on the spot and swayed, twisting the Yangko without a teacher, his staring eyes were full of electricity, crackling.He stared at the back of Jiang Yu's head, and Jiang Yu, a tough man, couldn't help shivering.

He frowned, why did he feel that the temperature had dropped, it was creepy.

After a while, Zhou Yiheng looked away, which made him feel better.

At this time, Father Yun on the stage also felt that something was wrong, he was dizzy even though he hadn't drunk alcohol.The limbs are also about to move, wanting to sway with something.

He swayed his feet slightly, his eyes wandered around, and when he met a pair of eyes in the crowd, an electric current suddenly hit his whole body, and the pores all over his body opened comfortably.

Under the spotlight, Yun Tianrui was wearing a clean white suit, looking forward with firm eyes, with a confident smile on his lips.

"About this project, I have a hunch that it will bring in tens of billions of profits for our company within a year... Our company will continue to make overseas mergers and acquisitions in the second half of the year... If you are interested in cooperation, you can come to me at any time."

After he finished reading a paragraph, he exchanged glances with Yan Ke in the crowd, and the smile on his lips deepened.

"And in the second half of the year, our company is preparing to get involved in the digital manufacturing industry. We are currently developing a new type of mobile phone. I believe that this mobile phone will meet with you in the near future..."

Under the stage, Jiang Yu's eyes showed a trace of sarcasm, and his face was gloomy.

Really thick skin.

Their company just announced that they will launch a new type of mobile phone, and they said the same thing on the back foot, what?So impatient to get the idea of ​​their research and development results?

He looked at Yun Tianrui with cold eyes, but he was shocked in the next second——

Before Yun Tianrui finished his draft, he realized that the atmosphere was not right. Although everyone showed some interest just now, they always maintained the restraint of the upper class, neither too enthusiastic nor too cold.

It's not like it is now, dumbfounded.

He was a little unsure.

Is your speech so amazing?

Yan Ke, who was closest to the podium, gestured desperately at him, and said in a low voice, "Look at the back!"

With a trace of uneasiness in his heart, he turned his head.

But he found that his unsmiling father, his stern father, his majestic father... was dancing Yangko.

The hard waist twisted happily, and the arcs of the hands and feet were also swayed. There was a smile on his face, and he hummed while dancing.

"Sister Hu, my wife, who do you compare me to..."

Yun Tianrui weathered in place, feeling that something had collapsed in his heart.He and his father stood on the stage where the lights gathered. This was the moment when they should enjoy the eyes of others, but now they became clowns in the eyes of others.

He was imprisoned on the stage and was ridiculed by others.

The guests in the audience were very well-educated, and they were all like this, but their shoulders trembled slightly.But he would rather have an unreserved ridicule than the dignity of this poor handout.

"What are you doing! Don't be ashamed of yourself!" Yun Mu rushed up to the stage and grabbed Father Yun's shoulder, trying to stop him from moving.

As if someone had taken his soul, Father Yun just smirked and didn't listen to her advice at all.

Push her away and continue jumping.

Maybe Yangko danced enough, he stood still for a while, and then played the hen again.

Pressing down on the waist, he used his hands as chicken wings, and flapped his wings to pace on the small podium.

With a lift of the neck, the hen's crow blurted out: "cluck cluck~"

"Hahahaha——" The guests in the audience couldn't bear it any longer, and let out a burst of laughter.

Some people kindly rescued them: "Boss Yun is really versatile, this hen imitates lifelike!"

Some people find fault: "It is indeed very similar, but why doesn't Mr. Yun imitate the majestic rooster, but why does he imitate the wiggly hen?"

What made Yun Tianrui uncomfortable was not the teasing from others, but the expression on his father's face, which was infatuated.

Does it make him feel happy to be ashamed and ugly in front of everyone?

My own father, why, why is he so...perverted!

Fortunately, Father Yun caused a sensation, so Zhou Yiheng's voice was covered up.Standing under the stage at this time, under the cover of darkness, she pretended to be a hen, pacing proudly.

He has a little secret, after drinking, he likes to play drunk, and every time he plays a different trick, without repeating it every time.

Jiang Yu watched quietly for a while, his eyes were calm, except for the initial shock, he was not at all emotionally affected by Father Yun's clumsy performance.

"It's a farce." He snorted coldly, turned around and prepared to take Zhou Yiheng away.

But as soon as he turned halfway, he was shocked by Zhou Yiheng's actions at this time.

The calm expression began to disintegrate, and he was so angry that he wanted to laugh.

Zhou Yiheng shrugged his neck and flapped his arms quickly, imitating an old hen laying eggs, and muttering.

"Cuckoo, cluck."

Suddenly, he stopped, the expression on his face was tangled for a while, and then relaxed again in the next second.

"clack!"

The egg is laid.

Jiang Yu felt that he couldn't take it anymore, his hands were itchy, and he wanted to pinch something hard.He stepped forward, pinched Zhou Yiheng's face, making his mouth into an O shape.

"What are you doing, why are you imitating that old guy on the stage?" As soon as he walked in, he smelled a faint smell of wine, he frowned and said displeasedly: "You drank, who gave it to you? "

In his eyes, although Zhou Yiheng is a bit dissolute, he is still a good baby most of the time.

If it wasn't for someone's instigation, he wouldn't have touched alcohol.

Zhou Yiheng was uncomfortable being pinched by him. He now thinks he is a chicken. How can a chicken be comfortable when someone pinches its head?

He couldn't help but hiccupped: "Hi... gurgling..."

Looking into those misty eyes, the veins on Jiang Yu's forehead twitched, and he lifted him up and dragged him outside the door.

"You give me another try, be careful I beat you!"

It's a pity that Zhou Yiheng was not afraid of his threats at all, instead he screamed even more happily, his wings fluttering.

"Clack, cluck, cluck!"

Stupid human beings let go of this chicken, don't eat me, don't eat me!

Jiang Yu dragged him all the way outside the hotel door and let him go.

There is no way, this master is already fanning him with chicken wings.

Jiang Yu looked at the ground, then pretended to be a hen and wandered around Zhou Yiheng again, getting angry.He slapped his buttocks with a slap, and shouted:

"Be normal to me, believe it or not, I'll stew you!"

Zhou Yiheng finally sobered up a little bit with this death hinting roar, and he froze in place.

Jiang Yu saw him with a blank face, and his body stood upright, finally looking like a man.

Can't help but breathe a sigh of relief: "Sober? Are you not stupid?"

Zhou Yiheng smiled sweetly at him, his eyes seemed to contain spring water, which softened Boss Jiang's hard heart.

"It's good to be like this early, don't drink any more in the future, your wine quality is really bad."

"What's the cat's name?" Zhou Yiheng asked him after laughing.

"Ok?"

"Meow meow~" Zhou Yiheng raised his neck and called out loudly.

"..."

Jiang Yu's black line, Ganqing's stupid problem hasn't healed yet, on the contrary it's getting worse!

"What's the puppy barking? Bark, woof, woof!"

Seeing him barking happily on his own, and attracting a lot of people around to watch it for free, Jiang Yu felt that sparks were popping up in his eyes, almost igniting the dog hair on his body.

With a livid face, he covered Zhou Yiheng's mouth before he could imitate the next sentence.Carry him to the parking lot.

Even though his mouth was covered, Zhou Yiheng was still very professional: "Well, what is the lamb called... baa baa baa~"

Jiang Yu moved his hand covering his mouth, not leaving any gaps for him.

Zhou Yiheng was unhappy when he couldn't make a sound, and in Jiang Yu's arms, his little arms and legs rushed straight to the edge.Scratching his face for a while, scratching his hair for a while, making the handsome guy into a mess.

But Jiang Yu really didn't dare to do anything to him, so squeeze his hand hard, it hurts.Clenched his feet hard, the man cried out for pain again.

The two stalemate at the entrance of the hotel for a long time, and when all the people from the banquet came out, they still couldn't tell the difference.

The banquet ended unhappily. The guests walked out of the hotel with their own thoughts, and saw two people entangled with each other not far away.

The slightly calm mood was shocked again.

Is that the one who was caught and scratched, whose collar was torn off, and whose buttons fell to the ground, was still Young Master Jiang?

Is it the Jiang Shao who has always been calm and composed, and decides the life and death of others while talking and laughing?

Jiang Yu was annoyed by him, and couldn't help roaring: "Stop making noise, go home!"

Zhou Yiheng was quiet for a moment, and then became more violent.

Jiang Yu didn't dawdle with him, just bent down and put him on his shoulders, and threw him on the back seat of the car.walk away.

A group of people stared dumbfounded. Is this the love of President Jiang Da?so wild?

Can't tell, Young Master Jiang is lucky!

Not far away, under the cover of dense bushes, several reporters who had been squatting for a long time took out their cameras and clicked on them.

The author has something to say: My mind is full of googoo~ hahahaha

Have you noticed that I changed my pseudonym~ to "The Moonlight Is Very Pale"!Looks familiar to me!