Goddess she is reborn

Cute little theater.

1. "About why Gu Wenshan went to the United States" small theater

On a sunny morning, Song Weiwei was wearing a plush Erha pajamas, and asked Gu Wenshan in cute pajamas: "Gu Wenshan, I will give you one last chance, if you don't explain clearly why you went to the United States back then, then from now on From now on, the carpet in front of our house will belong to you."

Gu Wenshan looked horrified: "Honey, listen to my explanation, I really had a reason in the first place! It's definitely not because of scum!"

Song Weiwei sat down on the bed, crossed her legs, and asked with a cigar in her mouth, "Okay, then I'll come and listen, what's the reason?"

Gu Wenshan's face was full of grief: "My wife, when I was seriously ill, my father thought I could still be rescued, so he forced me to go abroad for medical treatment."

Song Weiwei was taken aback for a moment: "What disease?"

Gu Wenshan guarded the door, timidly like a quail.

"Our family has been passed down from generation to generation, and the head of each generation is a normal person."

"But I'm not a normal person."

"I'm sick."

Song Weiwei's tears were about to fall, and she asked, "What's the disease? Don't give up the treatment!"

Gu Wenshan burst into tears: "I have snake spirit disease."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

After Gu Wenshan finished speaking, she stretched out her hand and opened the door neatly and ran away, almost like a bolt of lightning.

Song Weiwei: "..."

#我操呵负 I still believe that the Oscar statuette gave you, it is true!Yes, my sister, you win! #

Song Weiwei watched her run to the study in a hurry, closed the door in a panic, and thought silently.

Hehe, she really has snake spirit disease, and she is still very sick.This disease cannot be cured at the current medical level in our country, so it is no wonder that he is going to the United States.But obviously, my great beauty emperor also failed to rescue Gu Wenshan's bottom-line IQ. After three years of treatment, it became negative.

A moment of silence for three Planck constant seconds.

Three seconds later, Song Weiwei stood up and said softly, "Wen Shan, I bought a plush dog bed online, and it will arrive tonight. Put it in the living room or study, just right for you to sleep at night."

Gu Wenshan rushed over to try to save her: "Wait..."

'boom'!With a bang, several pieces of plaster fell off the wall.

Song Weiwei closed the door mercilessly.

Gu Wenshan: "...qaq"

2. [About why the small squad leader always wears a three-piece suit] Small theater

Why does the small squad leader always only wear a three-piece suit?Of course, it can’t be that the production team ran out of money and was too lazy to design costumes. This is a sad story of, I love you deeply, but you love that idiot and knit sweaters for the idiot.

A long, long time ago, when the little squad leader was still a college student dog, he became Song Weiwei's little fan just because he took one more look at Song Weiwei in the vast crowd.

However, first love is always sad, the squad leader loves Song Weiwei deeply, and Song Weiwei only sees the goddess of the whole people in her eyes.

I'm handsome and cute, why does Weiwei like a hot white lotus bitch?We are obviously a match made in heaven, okay?

Until one day, when the squad leader passed by Song Weiwei secretly, he found that the other party was holding the phone with an obsessed face, and the screen was almost blurred with saliva.

I want to know everything Weiwei likes!

With this in mind, the squad leader stood on tiptoe behind Song Weiwei and took a quick look with his probe.

Seeing this, the little squad leader covered his eyes and ran away.

On the screen is Goddess Gu. Wearing a three-piece suit, Goddess Gu is cold and beautiful, making people blinded by the handsomeness through the tempered glass and the screen of the mobile phone.

The squad leader hid in the corner and murmured for a long time, but still didn't feel that Gu Weiwei was worthy of Weiwei.

It must be because of the three-piece suit that Weiwei loves her so much!That's right!

I can wear a suit too!I can also be handsome and blind everyone's eyes!

Since then, the squad leader's wardrobe has become like this.

suit suit suit suit suit suit suit

suit suit suit suit suit suit suit

Suit Suit Suit Panties Suit Suit Suit

suit suit suit suit suit suit suit

suit suit suit suit suit suit suit

Dirty socks Dirty socks Dirty socks Dirty socks Tie

In the class reunion of the first year, in order to give Song Weiwei a good impression, the class leader began to change clothes early in the morning.

So here comes the question, with such a bunch of suits, which one is better to wear?

The squad leader rummaged through the closet and finally chose the one that was farthest from the socks.

Then spray three bottles of perfume.

He pried open his father's door: "Dad, dad, what do you smell on me?"

Dad rested his chin in thought for a moment, took a small step forward cautiously, sniffed lightly, and his expression instantly became ferocious.

"Dad?"

"Smelly, smelly socks qaq"

Just like that, the squad leader of the class reunion in the first year sent my dad to the hospital, but he couldn't attend and cried like a dog.

But when he found out that Weiwei didn't go there either, he felt comforted immediately.

3. [About Song Weiwei's Real People Contour Detachable/Clothes and Pillows] Small Theater

After Song Weiwei broke up with Gu Wenshan, she was very depressed for a while, but it didn't take long for her to cheer up.

Because she discovered the most beautiful thing in the world.

cartoon.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I wipe all kinds of male gods, they are so handsome and blind, their voice is supple and soft, their big eyes are high, their nose bridge is long and their legs are long, compared with them, Gu Wenshan is simply a lump [beep——][beep ——]

Ahem, calm down.

After becoming obsessed with Yin his mother, Song Weiwei's daily routine became more like licking the screen while holding her mobile phone and computer.

The male god is too handsome, what should I do if I can't lick enough?

Song Weiwei opened Taobao, glanced around, shamefully dirty.

The decision is up to you Pikachu!

Three days later, under the strange gaze of the courier brother, she sneakily carried a large box.

The box was opened, and then, in Song Weiwei's kennel, there was a male god Da Da with a wretched expression who was still buttoning his nose [beep——].

And three years later, after Gu Wenshan moved in through various means, her face turned dark.

Because when I entered the door, the first thing I saw was not the instant noodle barrel building that caused Song Weiwei to be unhealthy and could go to Egypt to be a pharaoh, but the half-clothed one who was sitting on the sofa and quietly looked at herself with a kind of fascinated look. / Solution by Sakata Gintoki.

Gu Wenshan: "..."

Me, calm down.

Calm down baby.

The baby is not angry.

The baby is not angry at all.

The baby has no jealousy, no resentment, no anger at all!

Gu Wenshan creaked and smoothed her little canine tooth on the left.

That night, Song Weiwei hugged her pillow and prepared to go to bed.

Gu Wenshan: "Where do I sleep?"

Song Weiwei pointed coldly, "Sofa."

Gu Wenshan: "..."

Gu Wenshan creaked and smoothed her little canine tooth on the right.

Hehehe, male body pillow?Can undress?snort.

After another period of time, Gu Wenshan and Song Weiwei had a little love affair, and they slept with Song Weiwei in their arms every day until dawn.

One day, Song Weiwei suddenly remembered the male pillow she had abandoned, and searched everywhere but couldn't find it.

"Gu Wenshan, where's my pillow?"

"I don't know, I didn't see it."

Where Song Weiwei couldn't see, Gu Wenshan smiled ferociously.