Goddess she is reborn

Song Weiwei didn't think much about it, taking advantage of Gu Wenshan's plans to take a bath, she hurried to take a bath first, and then got into the bed first.It's been a long time since I went to sleep so early.She didn't feel sleepy at all, and stared at the whitewashed ceiling for a while.

There is no Fluorescent Meow accompanying the ceiling, no turtle 'crocodile' making rustling noises, and no male god holding a pillow to warm the bed, making me happy.

She tossed and baked the pancakes for a while, finally took out her phone and turned on Q/Q.

The driver was active on the front line calling her as always, and there were several message records accumulated, so Song Weiwei clicked on it.

[Driver]: "Ah, ah, ah, I'm going to meet my sweetheart I haven't seen for a long time, I'm so excited! What clothes should I wear? What gifts should I bring? What expression should I use to knock on the door, and how should I say the first sentence?"

[Driver]: "She is still hot and good-looking, cute and cute, but it turns out that a long-distance relationship will kill the relationship. I feel that she is not as loving as before. She has always been very cold, and she doesn't talk to me much. .So heartbroken, I feel that I will never love again, please comfort me by touching my head."

[Driver]: "My God, I'm going to share the bed, so excited, so excited, so excited [say the important thing three times]——! What kind of steps should I use to walk into the bedroom door, and what kind of posture should I use to lie on the bed? The night is so deep, the night is so long, and the moon is so round, do I want to talk to her about my life ideals from poetry and poetry? No, I'm so shy [cover face]"

Song Weiwei couldn't help laughing out loud.

[Weiwei]: "Touch your hair, don't be scared, don't worry, she must still love you, girls will coax you, it's been a long time, give me a love, maybe she won't be angry It's over."

[Weiwei]: "Try to step out of the aura of a man? Most girls like people who give her a sense of security. ps: I am a single dog. Single dogs are rare and precious creatures in the country. Don't abuse dogs casually, okay?" ?”

The driver seemed to be waiting for her with his mobile phone in his hand, almost replying in seconds.

[Driver]: "Hey, let me give her a try [Memeda]"

[Driver]: "A man's aura? How do you show it? Do you want to walk with your biceps up and your chest up? Oh my god.

ps: It’s okay, I won’t discriminate against you, after all, you are protecting animals.Want to eat bones?Chicken flavor, crunchy. "

[Weiwei]: "Maybe... right? Personally, I prefer people with abdominal muscles. Whether it's a girl or a boy, once you have a mermaid line and a vest line, you'll feel so handsome. What do gods and goddesses want to marry?" ..., but at home, maybe you have to show a sense of security, but also show a sense of comfort and laziness?

pps: Please round, run, roll—"

[Driver]: "[Scary Face] I feel like it's impossible for me to please girls in my life."

[Driver]: "Ya Die!!! You actually drive her away! You don't love her anymore qaq, heartbreaker! Bad money! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [crazy]"

【Weiwei】: "I'm sorry, I've never loved before."

[Driver]: "[Kneeling against the wall with a blank face]

Our marriage certificate is done!You actually said you don't love me!I want to sue you for cheating on the marriage qaq"

[Weiwei]: "...what the hell is a marriage certificate."

A few seconds later, the driver sent a picture.

The driver and Weiwei are written in a big heart on the picture, and the marriage certificate is written in three big blood red characters below.

[Driver]: "[Marriage Certificate].jpg, hey, marriage certificate!"

【Weiwei】: "..."

【Weiwei】: "Oh, then we're divorced."

[Driver]: "You are cruel, you are ruthless, you are unreasonable! Never leave, never leave!"

【Weiwei】: "If you don't divorce me, how can you marry your Xiao Tiantian?"

[Driver]: "Oh. Makes sense! Then let's get a divorce. Although I love you very much, I love Wuli's cute little Tiantian even more [cover your face]"

【Weiwei】: "A heartless man."

[Driver]: "Big dad, I secretly love you [Bixin]"

[Driver]: "Boss, the last one is almost over, when will you start a new one?"

[Weiwei]: "Soon, this time I'm going to start an article. Not long ago, I met a very cute boy. Although he wore a suit meticulously, he always blushed and was very funny."

[Driver]: "I'm looking forward to it, so this time we can let the female number one and the female number two be together?"

【Weiwei】: "No, there are no women in this article."

[Driver]: "[Petrochemical] No, qwq, I was wrong, I love you the most, just like a mouse loves rice—"

[Weiwei]: "I refuse, I refuse, I don't want you to be such a dirty and fearful playboy to love me, to love your cute little sweetie."

[Driver]: "Hold your thighs! No, Daddy, please believe in my sincere and pure heart, it beats for you!"

【Weiwei】: "...[vomiting] I can't help but forgive you."

[Driver]: "What about female number one and female number two?"

[Weiwei]: "Satisfy you."

[Driver]: "Boss, let me provide the persona, just write about autism, pseudo-cold attack x stupid, cute and cute!"

【Weiwei】: "Yes."

…………

After Song Weiwei abused the old driver, she felt refreshed, as if she had eaten three extra bowls of rice.

Although the old driver is always swiping the screen under the text, she is actually a very interesting person. When chatting with her, she is always very happy, and any unpleasant things will be forgotten.

Song Weiwei stuffed the phone under the pillow and stretched. At this moment, the bedroom door clicked lightly, and Gu Wenshan walked in.

Song Weiwei turned her head to look at the voice, and was immediately confused: "..."

Well, Gu Wenshan is long-legged and tall, and she is still so handsome that people can't close her legs.

However, although there is air conditioning and heating, don’t you think it’s strange to wear a vest with navel?You are already so tall that you are about to go to the sky, why do you still walk with your chest upright?What the hell is it with your feet stretched out and your muscles tensed?

She stared at Gu Wenshan striding forward with her head held high, then she sat on the bed straight and straight, lay down, and lifted the quilt to cover her long legs, but her upper body was not covered, and she was exposed. Abs and vest line.

Could it be that Americans... usually sleep like this?The unique American custom of sleeping with the belly exposed?

It's just a snake spirit!

Next to her, Gu Wenshan turned over and faced her, revealing a particularly beautiful waistline.

Song Weiwei quickly covered her nose and lay down with her back facing her.

Why is he so handsome!

After finally slipping straight, she must not be turned by Shuai!

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【Gu Wenshan Diary】

Ah cut-

Belly... cold.

qaq baby feels bitter, but baby doesn't cry