Rabbit wants to eat leopard meat

"Aren't you afraid that I'll eat you?" Jumping down from the ancient pine again, the Snow Leopard, who has always been self-disciplined and indifferent, couldn't help but clenched its paws, and its eyes showed sullenness look.

The rabbit really didn't have the slightest fear, and flicked its ears, it leaned in front of her to please her: "I know you don't eat meat."

That's right, she doesn't kill or eat meat, but eats the wind and drinks the dew, bathes in the moon and sleeps in the pine, and restrains her emotions and desires day after day.Because she is practicing the way of ascension to immortality.

Snow Leopard stared deeply at Bai Tuanzi in front of him, endured it secretly, and walked away into the cave.The rabbit was not afraid to follow, and asked in that soft voice: "Are you practicing?" She looked innocent and seemed curious, but there was a clear regret in her eyes.

The snow leopard understood the emotion contained in the rabbit's expression at once.

Ah, what a pity, an ascetic leopard.Kong has such a seductive figure and hot fur... the rabbit said so in his heart.

Just when the snow leopard was about to raise its paws with sharp eyes, the rabbit suddenly spoke.

"Cultivation is really that good? Even if you escape the cycle of life and death, so what, you don't know the ups and downs, anger, ignorance, love and desire, you have been restraining your temper, and you spend countless days in a dull and boring way. Isn't it lonely forever alone without company? Pitiful?"

It's getting more and more presumptuous.

Snow Leopard narrowed her eyes and said coldly: "No one has ever dared to say such a thing in front of me. Don't think I won't do anything to you." She leaned over, her sharp eyes fixed on the white ball on the ground.When they looked at each other, they unexpectedly smelled a fragrance.

It is meaty.

A plump, chubby bunny that looks delicious.

The snow leopard trembled, and suddenly withdrew and jumped into the cave.

"Hey, let me practice with you!" the rabbit chased after him.

Snow Leopard was surprised when he heard this, "Didn't you say it was boring?"

"It's fun to be with you. I can help you. I know that the place in the mountain where the moonlight is the brightest and most lively is better than that by the stream." The rabbit jumped into the cave and continued: "And we are in If we are together, we can also serve as a test for each other and hone each other's will."

"test?"

"Yeah!" The rabbit shook its long ears, and said as a matter of course, "Because I covet your body...you covet mine too."

The snow leopard almost couldn't bear to slap the rabbit away with its paw.Perhaps it was a long time of restraint, her temper got better and better, and she could actually tolerate this guy's overreaching.But I have to admit that it may be a good thing for someone to accompany and supervise each other.And helping others can be regarded as accumulating good karma.

So, the snow leopard half-pushed and half-sit down, and lived a cohabitation life with a rabbit.

But she clearly agreed to practice together, but the fat rabbit didn't follow her to eat the wind and drink the dew, meditate and enlighten the Tao, but went out every day to find a bunch of radishes and vegetables to eat back, and when he was full, he hugged her leg and took a nap wantonly !It's... so shameless.

The leopard looked down at a certain white dumpling, and let out a cold voice in its nostrils: "Huh."

At this moment, the rabbit moved a bit, moved forward with a whimper, its little paws irregularly groped along the big white legs, and touched a certain bulge on the belly.

The rabbit was finally photographed and flew out.

"Look, boss! A flying rabbit!" The man with the mustache who was chasing pheasants in the forest pointed to the sky and exclaimed.

"It's flying so high!" The handsome and extraordinary young hunter immediately opened his bow and drew three arrows at a time.With a whiff, it left the string, and flew straight towards the white ball above.

The flying rabbit woke up suddenly when he heard the sharp sound of wind cutting through the air.

"Ah?!" As expected of a rabbit who has experienced strong winds and waves, she immediately calmed down after screaming, twisted her body with a quick reaction, turned around in ecstasy for two and a half weeks, and nimbly avoided the three arrows.

"I recognize it!" The man with the mustache shouted holding up the iron fork: "This little bastard is the dead rabbit that stole my radish twice every three days!!"

"Needless to say, I will avenge you today." The young man beside him raised his eyebrows, and opened three arrows in a wicked manner.

shhhhhh!

The rabbit perfectly avoided the flying arrows, tucked its ears back, and ran wildly with a ferocious face, forming a winding and beautiful afterimage in the mountains and forests.And behind her, several crazy men were still chasing closely.

"Where is the demon rabbit running away!" Several hunters came prepared and chased desperately, and soon drove the rabbit into the trap area and surrounded it in front of the stone wall.

No way out!Rabbit felt nervous, secretly blaming himself for being careless.This new lead archer was so much stronger than the previous ones that he cornered her.Seeing the other party pull three more arrows, she burst into tears in despair.

Shouted tremblingly: "Leopard save me!"

Following the ear-piercing squeaks that were heard by the hunters, a vigorous figure jumped down from the big tree beside him, turned around beautifully, swung his claws, and sent them all flying in a whirlwind.

After clearing the field, Snow Leopard cast a cold look and said, "It's useless."

Then he picked up the white ball that was still in a daze, jumped up lightly, stepped on the tip of the treetop and walked up the distant mountain wall.

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Young Hunter: The demon rabbit looks at the arrow!

Rabbit: (Ecstasy) Two and a half weeks of aerial rotation!

Boy: Look at the arrow! !

Rabbit: (Ecstasy) Turn three and a half times after flying into the air! !

Boy: Look at the arrow! ! !

Rabbit: (Ecstasy) The whirlwind whirls around and a half! ! !

The young man knelt down: I, I lost! !

Rabbit: (Evil, charming and wild) Do you know why it failed miserably?Because your arrows are not strong enough or fast enough, and your bow is not bent enough! !

Boy: what?I'm not bent enough?

Rabbit: (turning around gracefully) Go back and ask your senior brother how to bend more!

So the young man went back to look for his senior brother, and that night, the chrysanthemum died.

The author has something to say: the more you write, the more brutal it seems. . .

My ethics 2333~