Rabbit wants to eat leopard meat

On the night of Mid-Autumn Festival, the flowers are full and the moon is full.

The mortal market is brightly lit, and pedestrians are like weaving.Countless people took to the streets with lanterns to enjoy the bright moon in the sky.

In the warmth and excitement, two beautiful women walked side by side in a bustling street.

"Come on, eat another one." The girl handed the candied haws to the mouth of the beauty beside her, and after feeding one, she gnawed off the remaining one.

"Eating so much food, isn't your stomach full?" Chang'e looked at her.

"I'm not a mortal, how could I be so stretched." A certain rabbit swallowed the candied haws, "And I bought so many things by accident, why don't I keep carrying them until I finish eating them? My hands are still sore."

"Won't you put it in the object ring?" Chang'e said, but because of that sentence of sore hands, her face turned a little red, and she blamed: "Don't say so loudly, it's so uncomfortable to hear." good."

"Is there anything wrong with sore hands? It's not that there are many rules in heaven. On the night of Mid-Autumn Festival, we insist on lighting a hundred candles in the Moon Palace, and we have to light one by one by ourselves." Rabbit looked at Chang'e, and saw her looking shy, walking in the street. The side lanterns were shining like peach blossoms, so she raised her eyebrows and said, "Huh? You seem to be... blushing."

Chang'e, who was originally annoyed that she would get the wrong meaning, was even more enthusiastic when she said this. She bit her lip, left a certain rabbit and strode forward.

"Hey, what are you doing walking so fast?" The rabbit caught up and kissed her on the face while the passers-by were not paying attention.

Chang'e was startled, and pinched the ear of the girl in front of her in embarrassment: "You are very brave!"

"Not as bold as last night~" the rabbit smiled shamelessly.

There was a sudden lift in the ears.

"Ah! Jiaojiao, it hurts!!" Only then did she realize she was wrong, and begged for mercy.

"Don't call Jiaojiao!" Chang'e said fiercely.

"Why." The rabbit rubbed its rescued ears and muttered pitifully: "Chang'e is the name given to you by the Queen Mother, and Jiaojiao is my pet name for you. It has different meanings. My name is Jiaojiao. What's wrong."

The fairy in white couldn't see her aggrieved appearance, so she turned her face away.After a while, he asked in a low voice, "Does your ear hurt?"

"It hurts!" Knowing that her heart was softening, the rabbit hurriedly burst into tears, and took the opportunity to act coquettishly: "It hurts so much..."

Chang'e hesitated for a moment, and finally took the rabbit into a deserted alley.Holding the tender and pretty face, blowing on the ear, and kissing it by the way.The rabbit's eyes flashed, and he took advantage of the situation to wrap his arms around the beauty's waist, sideways catching those soft lips.

"Hmm... let go..." Chang'e wanted to struggle, but her hands were clasped and pressed against the wall.

"Good, don't move."

"Well... no, um..."

After a while, a shrill scream suddenly came from the alley, and the young couples who were feeding sweetly by the roadside almost threw the happy mooncakes in their hands into each other's faces.

The beauty in white straightened her skirt, and walked out of the corner with a ferocious face, followed by the limping young girl who wanted to be dissatisfied.

"Only state officials are allowed to set fires, but the common people are not allowed to light lamps..."

"Hey, wait for me."

"Don't be angry, my Chang'e Fairy, Leopard Beauty, Jiaojiao~~~~" the rabbit shouted tiredly, ran to hold the hand of its own leopard, broke free, and held it again.After a long meal of being coquettish and cute, he finally coaxed the other party to calm down.

Tired of shopping, they went to sit in the tea house on the street.

At this moment, another round of fireworks exploded outside, and there was a turmoil of people, which attracted the tea guests upstairs to look up frequently.The waiter in the shop brought up a large mooncake with char siew with five kernels, and introduced with a smile: "This is the latest Xiaoyao mooncake launched by our teahouse. It is a masterpiece. The filling is delicious. Please taste it."

The rabbit glanced at it, and couldn't help but twitch his eyebrows.

The beauty next to her was thoughtful: "The man printed on the moon cake... looks very familiar."

"Oh? Really?" The rabbit pretended not to know, picked up the knife with a sneer, and elegantly cut the familiar face into several pieces.

At the same time, in Tiangong——

The Queen Mother said, "Where have all the masters gone tonight? There are still three missing ones in playing mahjong. Why don't you come and eat mooncakes." So she asked the maid to bring some big mooncakes.

Yuelao stroked his beard and said with a smile, "This year's moon cakes are quite novel."

This Avalokitesvara took out a willow branch from a white jade bottle with a blank expression, poured out the fine wine stored in it, and glanced at it casually: "Hmm... it seems that there are more gestures printed on the moon cakes?"

"Haha, don't care what the tricks are, as long as it's delicious... But I heard that this year's Mid-Autumn Festival, the world is very lively, I want to go down to the world to have a look..." Yuelao picked up the knife and opened the mouth. Jokingly cutting mooncakes.

This night, the man printed on the moon cake was cut into countless pieces by countless people...

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One day, the rabbit gnawing carrots in the moon palace suddenly realized: Why am I called Yutu without a nice name?

Chang'e: Doesn't Yutu sound good?

Rabbit: Obviously simple and rude!

Chang'e: But you are a rabbit to begin with, there is nothing to dislike you.

Rabbit Anger: Then you are still a leopard, why are you called a goose!

The rabbit was shot flying.

Immortal passing by: Look, Jade Rabbit's fairy art is getting more and more exquisite, and its flying posture is like lightning~

One day, in the moon palace, Chang'e, who had a sore back and back, suddenly realized: Why is the dead rabbit an attack?Obviously I am the ferocious leopard!

(Look at the author with cold eyes)

Author: I can't say it.

Rabbit: ╮(╯▽╰)╭That’s hard to explain, because I’m a little beast, and you are a beautiful beast~~

The rabbit and the author were photographed flying.

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The author has something to say: Ah Ha Rabbit is finally finished, and it’s time to assassinate that article with peace of mind~(≧▽≦)

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone~~

Have you eaten the five-kernel char siew tonight? 2333~~