Let go, I want to go to heaven [entertainment circle]

"It was only last time that I found out that I got two ostriches wrong, but these two are really very human." Xiang Jiyu took a red ticket and said, "I'm going to buy something to eat, I don't know if they remember it or not." remember me.

Shang Tian saw Qian Duoduo stretching his neck to look at him from afar, and his good mood in the morning dropped by more than a little bit, he whispered: "I don't just remember, I remember clearly..."

"what?"

"It's nothing..." Shang Tian looked at Xiang Jiyu's plan to buy everything in this snack shop, and said in order to protect Xiang Jiyu's wallet, "Buying these is enough, I want to feed the ostriches quickly .”

"You are really impatient." He said so, and his hands stopped picking.

Fan Duoduo watched helplessly as the bully picked up and put down the food, the hatred in his heart!It feels like someone else has snatched something that belongs to me.Before he could finish his anger, his cousin and the bully appeared beside the guardrail.

Shang Tian put his hands on the guardrail and asked naively: "Brother Jiyu, which ostrich you said earlier eats as much as pigs?"

Xiang Jiyu: "..." That ostrich did eat a lot, but was he as exaggerated as he said? ?

Fan Duoduo, who didn't want to lose face because of the food, pretended that he didn't understand anything, and quickly approached the food, his eyes flickering and flickering.

"This one just eats a lot." Xiang Jiyu took out a biscuit and fed it to Fan Duoduo, but his eyes searched around the ostrich area, "Why didn't I see another one?"

Shang Tian's heart skipped a beat, he couldn't stay still with a guilty conscience, he said with a dry smile: "Maybe I went to rest?"

"That ostrich likes to escape from the zoo. If you don't pay attention, it will move around places where humans live. The two times I encountered it were on the road. I didn't see it today. I was a little worried that it might have an accident." Xiang Jiyu He didn't care about feeding Fan Duoduo anymore, he put the biscuit in Shang Tian's hand and said, "Hey first, I'll go and find the staff of the zoo, last time I had an argument with him about the ostrich, He should know the status of that ostrich."

"Don't be so troublesome, it's possible that the ostrich is resting in the house." Taking advantage of Xiang Jiyu's inattention, Shang Tian squeezed Fan Duoduo's mouth, Fan Duoduo immediately broke away from him, and went to peck Shang Tian with his mouth head, "Hey!"

"Are you okay?" Xiang Jiyu hurriedly protected Shang Tian, ​​holding his head to see if he was injured.

Shang Tian held Xiang Jiyu's clothes and leaned against him and said "weakly", "It hurts a bit."

It hurts! !

Fan Duoduo was immediately dumbfounded by his cousin's superb acting skills. He obviously didn't touch the skin at all, but the portrait he played had a hole in his head.

"Brother Jiyu, I'm fine, just sit there and rest for a while." Shang Tian gave Fan Duoduo an apologetic look from an angle that Xiang Jiyu couldn't see.Yesterday, he was so happy that he forgot to talk to Ye Xiaoque. If Xiang Jiyu really found him, if he accidentally said something he shouldn't, it would be bad for anyone.So I can only wrong my cousin.

"Are you really okay?" Xiang Jiyu was still full of worry. He invited the person. He came here healthy and returned with his injuries. Not to mention being difficult to explain to Shang Tian's team, he felt sorry for himself, "I'm going to the hospital ?"

"No, the peck hurts a little bit, and I'll heal slowly." Shang Tian pressed Xiang Jiyu's hand on his head and said, "Look, there's not even a bag."

Xiang Jiyu breathed a sigh of relief, turned to look at the culprit, and said with a dark face, "Thanks to Shang Tian, ​​if you treated other tourists like this, the zoo would have quarantined you. As a punishment, I won't give you food today." something."

boom! !

This sentence is like five thunderbolts. For a foodie, what is the difference between confiscating food and stealing someone's wife!He glared at his cousin angrily, so aggrieved that he wanted to cry.It wasn't until Shang Tian and Xiang Jiyu left with their companions that they realized a slight difference.

When did Shang Tian get so close to people outside of work?They hugged their shoulders and flung themselves into other people's arms.Although he is an ostrich living in a zoo, he still has some common sense.No, it should be said that because he is an ostrich living in a zoo, he is very clear about what this kind of intimacy means.After all, the people who come to the zoo are either couples or a family of three...

After sorting everything out, Fan Duoduo evoked a distorted smile with an ostrich face.

In the evening, a farm in the suburbs of city A welcomed an unexpected visitor.

"Cousin? Why are you here?" Shang Di opened the door and let Fan Duoduo come in first, "Did something happen to the zoo?"

"Nothing happened, I'm fine. The bad thing is Shang—" Before he finished speaking, Fan Duoduo suddenly found that the audience was not present, so he slumped on the sofa and asked, "Where's uncle and aunt?"

"Upstairs." Shang Di was puzzled, "Can't you just say something?"

Fan Duoduo raised his chin and said proudly: "You can't decide this matter, let uncle and aunt do it."

"Mysterious, not to mention pulling down!"

Fan Duoduo held his breath in Shang Tian's place in the morning, but he didn't want to come here to let Shang Di choke, and he couldn't get up and down again. Just at the moment when Shang Tian's parents came down from upstairs, Fan Duoduo finally found an outlet , said loudly: "Uncle, aunt, it's bad! Shang Tian has someone outside!"

Shang's father was so frightened by the voice that he almost didn't fall down, and Shang's mother complained: "Duo Duo, calm down, isn't there someone in Shang Tian—what did you say?"

Father Shang also came back to his senses, and he repeated: "Is there someone outside Shang Tian?"

Fan Duoduo nodded solemnly and said, "Yes, I saw him walking around the zoo with a human, cuddling the whole time, and even kissing when they left!"

"Kiss, kiss...kiss?" The game console in Shangdi's hand fell to the ground with a thud, "Who did you hear that from?"

"I saw it with my own eyes!" Fan Duoduo said without shame: "Two eyes, you can really see it!"

Mother Shang covered her heart and said sadly: "There has never been a precedent for the union of humans and animals since ancient times. If Shang Tian marries the other party, what will be born in the future..."

Father Shang said angrily: "Just let Shang Tian stop hanging around with people all the time, and his aesthetics are all wrong. People are not as good-looking as ostriches. If an egg is born in the future, we won't be arrested by the police along with us." Get up."

Fan Duoduo saw that the topic of his uncle and aunt was going farther and farther, and he dropped another question: "Shang Tian is not with a girl, but with a man! A man!"

Mother Shang and Father Shang were taken aback for a moment, and then heaved a sigh of relief at the same time.

Mother Shang: "A boy is fine, don't worry about what kind of child you will have in the future."

Father Shang: "Yes, mother, our safety is also guaranteed."

Fan Duoduo: Why is the script completely different from what he imagined?Sure enough, after staying in human society for a long time, do you not understand the brain circuits of animals?