My view on the recent development strategy of ghost hunting and exorcism work

Two high-decibel screams overlapped, and the cold liquid splashed into Guan Qing's eyes, with a pungent stench.

Cold sweat slid from the forehead into the corners of the eyes, salt mixed with liquid of unknown composition, which made Guan Qing's eyes sting, and the tears that had just been withdrawn rushed out of the eye sockets again.

"Are you crying?"

"Woooooo."

"Did you pee?"

"Woo... woo woo."

"..." the man said coldly, "I'll make you cry again!"

"???" Guan Qing's crotch tightened, and he hiccupped twice nervously, trying to hold back tears, "My dear, the way you threaten people is so special..."

A sudden gust of wind blew up the mourning banners and fell again. The old man had disappeared, leaving a thick pool of liquid on the lawn, black mixed with white.The white color made Guan Qing have some bad associations, he looked away with difficulty and looked at his savior.

He said "Hey": "Is it you?"

The bearded man bent down to pick up a rusty ancient knife coin, and said without raising his head, "No appointment."

"..."

"Why don't you talk anymore, just now you were so happy to see your scalp dying?"

Guan Qing was listless: "Too frightened."

"It's not about fertilization." The man said with a blank expression.

"???" Guan Qing, who was suddenly driven at a high speed, looked at this big brother in shock. He thought that his previous premonition might be wrong. He didn't open the door to a new world, but witnessed the birth of a new world!He stared at the black mucus wiped from his face: "What was that just now?"

The man scraped off the smudges on the knife coin with his thumb, looked at it carefully for a while before putting it in his arms at ease, and said lightly: "A species between demons and ghosts, usually low-key, just greedy, likes to eat. human brain."

Guan Qing thought of the sharp-toothed mouth under the old man's hat with lingering fear: "He's a foodie."

"..." God damn foodie, the man looked at him complicatedly, "Don't you wonder why you can see him?"

Guan Qing was stunned: "Can't you see it too?"

The man sneered faintly: "These things belong to another world. If I hadn't resorted to external forces, let alone killing them, I wouldn't even be able to see their shadows. Not only me, most people wouldn't be able to see them."

Guan Qing was silent, and after a while he said slowly: "It sounds like I'm very good."

"Well," the man actually nodded in agreement, "Generally speaking, it cools down quickly."

"..." Guan Qing really wanted to call Brother Pang Da over to see what it means to really talk to death, and said sincerely, "No matter what, thank you for saving me just now."

"that's it?"

Guan Qing coughed: "Why don't you leave a WeChat message and I'll treat you to dinner later?"

The man looked at him with a half-smile: "The grace of saving life is only worth a meal?"

Guan Qing's nerves jumped, and he stepped back sharply and vigilantly: "I can't promise you with my body, I have..."

"Promise with your body, you think beautifully." The man interrupted him impatiently, and took out a mobile phone from his baggy trouser pocket, "X Alipay or WeChat? This order is for you for the sake of a quick decision." Get [-]% off, [-]. I think you have a bad face, and you will inevitably bump into dirty things every now and then. Let’s do this, you get [-] members at once. Members place orders in this store according to their level, but Enjoy discounts ranging from [-]% to [-]% off, and at the end of the year there will be a lottery with points, and the winning rate is as high as [-]%."

Guan Qing didn't even think about it: "Boss, you should think about it and let me promise you with your body."

"..." The man and him looked at each other quietly for a long time, and said word by word, "Twelve thousand."

Guan Qing calmly showed his official certificate: "Public Security, I have reason to suspect that you are involved in fraud and spreading feudal superstition activities."

The man calmly showed his ID: "Guoan, I can now confirm that you are obstructing the ongoing top-secret mission of our unit, come with me?"

"???" Lost, Guan Qing thought to himself, he put away the documents calmly, and said with a calm but friendly smile, "The flood rushed into the Dragon King Temple, and the brother's unit hurts feelings when talking about money... "

The man smiled at him: "Twelve thousand."

Twelve thousand of grass mud horses!

Guan Qing was furious: "I want to report you, the scum in the national security team! Scum!"

Without saying a word, the man flicked Guan Qing's forehead with his fingers.

Guan Qing was stupefied by this blow full of girlish heart.

What kind of show operation is this? ? ?

He was silent for two seconds, shyly pushed, and cursed: "Death~"

"..." The man looked at the hand that was pushed away, and asked, "Are you happy now?"

Guan Qing thought for a while: "It's okay."

The man's bearded face trembled almost invisible, his bright eyes smiled into crescent moons, he embraced Guan Qing's shoulder affectionately, and pointed a small round mirror at his face: "See that white spot on your forehead?" No, it's the brain of that thing just now. Its kind will follow this breath and find you soon. Do you know their feeding process?" The man explained to Guan Qing in detail, "The normal mouth bites Your throat, but not to let you die. The mouth on the head just snapped into the crack of your skull, like prying a beer cap, biting open your skull inch by inch, revealing fresh and steaming brains. For them, you A man of this age, Yuan Yang is in full bloom, is a good medicine for great tonic."

Guan Qing was terrified at first, but she suddenly breathed a sigh of relief when she heard the second half, and said embarrassedly: "Well, Yuanyang, I'm gone long ago."

The man looked at him coldly, and smiled ambiguously for a long time: "In these days, anyone can find a girlfriend for anything?"

Guan Qing pretended not to understand his sarcasm, thinking what a girlfriend is, I have a boyfriend!Although it was an ex-boyfriend from 800 years ago...

"It doesn't matter if you have Yuanyang or not," the man said coldly, "The important thing is that you leave the breath of this thing on your body, within three days you will definitely die."

Without showing any expression on Guan Qing's face, he greeted the eighteen generations of his ancestors in his heart, and said to him in a tone that could not be refused, "I want to pay in installments!"

As long as he is willing to pay, the man is very straightforward about the payment method: "Instalments, six installments, or twelve installments?"

Guan Qing compared the numbers flatly: "48."

"..." The man narrowed his eyes to look at him, suddenly smiled, and said lightly, "I've changed my mind, compared to [-]." He smiled at Guan Qing, "I want to see you die even more."

Guan Qing struggled: "Then 36."

The old god of men is ignoring him.

Guan Qing's small calculations were crackling in his heart, and he quickly calculated the salary, rent, and utility bills.

The man squinted at him, and said mercifully, "Well, I don't think it's easy for you, a young policeman who just joined the job. You only need to pay half of the ten thousand, and the other half. You need to hear one thing from me."

Guan Qing blinked: "What do you want me to listen to you first?"

"There are still many eyes." The man smiled, put his hands in his pockets, and walked towards the gathered crowd calmly, "After a while, you will pass by and meet the first person who talks to you. No matter what he says, You can only answer him with one word."

"What word?"

"it is good."

Guan Qing immediately refused: "No!"

"Huh?" The man's eyes meaningfully rested on his forehead for a second.

The muscles on Guan Qing's face stiffened, and he gritted his teeth and replied, "Okay." At worst, he took the initiative to talk to Pang Long, and that senior brother would at most force him to say a few words about the mysterious temple master who could not see the dead body.

The man seemed to know all about his small calculations, but he didn't expose it. The eyes that looked at the mourning banner were filled with a smile that no one could understand.

Guan Qing thought of one thing: "How do you know that I just joined the job not long ago?"

The man admitted generously: "Forget it."

Guan Qing: "Well, coach, I also want to learn..."

The man introduced him enthusiastically: "If you want to learn, you can. The tuition fee for entry is [-], and the tuition is not included. Every time you upgrade the tutoring for the test certificate, you need to pay an additional fee, and if you include food and lodging, it will be calculated separately. Meet, Nayin, Feng Shui, Funeral Code, Ming Artifact, which one do you want to learn? You can learn all of them, and there is a discount for the course package sale..."

Guan Qing's brows and eyes were calm: "Oh, I'll just ask casually."

"..."

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When they approached, Xie Yi's sharp voice broke through the crowd, and she seemed to have had a fierce quarrel with someone.

"I will never agree to hand over the Dingkun Temple to an outsider! The body of the temple master is not yet cold, and one by one is eager to carve up the Dingkun Temple. Aren't you afraid that the temple master will come back at midnight in a dream!"

These words were so deterrent that no one dared to speak out for a while, as if the temple master whose body was unknown would really stand by their bedside in the middle of the night.

Someone recognized the bearded man and called out respectfully, "Seventh Master."

"Xiao Qi?!" Xie Yi was obviously taken aback when she saw him.

At that moment, Guan Qing saw many emotions on her face, fear, fear, hope, and the most obvious one was disgust...

This Dingkun Guan is really interesting, he was thinking, and at the same time, he picked out Pang Long who was watching the show from the crowd, and secretly planned to squeeze towards him.

Suddenly someone called out his name, it was Shakuhachi.

All eyes focused on him at once.

Shakuhachi said without hesitation: "Guan Qing, born in the year of Guiyou, who is a minister, a son, a man and a woman, is exactly the person the audience is looking for."

"What?" Guan Qing was confused, the scorching sight around him seemed to burn him, "What do you mean?"

"Now there is only one last step left, Guan Qing, are you willing to become the new master of Dingkun Temple?"

Guan Qing: "..."

He saw the flickering gaze in Xiao Qi's eyes, which was so full of malice.

What the hell!

The author has something to say:

Guan Qing: I have to skin it every day, very happy!

Xiao Qi: Oh, wait until you die.

The ex-boyfriend exists, but Bai Yueguang does not exist. This article is 1V1 from beginning to end, and the relationship line is super sweet!