My view on the recent development strategy of ghost hunting and exorcism work

Guan Qing and Xiao Qi fell into the muddy snow together, the bitter wind mixed with blizzard violently slapped the two of them, instantly blowing them into two snowmen.

Xiao Qi turned over on the spot and hugged Guan Qing in his arms, and wiped off the scum on his face indiscriminately: "Did you fall, wife?"

Guan Qing took a deep breath in pain. He didn't know whether he fell or was wiped by Xiao Qi's discus-like slap. After panting for a moment, he asked weakly: "Are you okay?"

Xiao Qi helped him up, and said nonchalantly: "It's okay, I still have the energy to fuck you."

"..." Guan Qing said with a blank expression, "I'll give you a chance to modify your wording, or I'll let a dozen or so rough men fuck your ass tonight."

Xiao Qi: "..."

Xiao Qi touched Guan Qing's head, and murmured: "I don't have a fever, and I don't look stupid. How did you become a domineering president from an idiot?"

Guan Qing rolled his eyes, slammed his hand aside, and opened his palm, holding a fluorescent compass in his palm: "That snake spirit has run away."

Xiao Qi: "Oh..." He knelt down, rubbed a little dark brown soil on the ground, smelled it, and then looked at the area where the blood was spreading all the way. The trace that was as wide as a road was shocking, "It Injured, not clearly injured."

Guan Qing hummed indifferently, the compass kept spinning in his palm, and suddenly thousands of thin silver lines appeared, flying in all directions.

Xiao Qi was amazed by the vast and magnificent scene at that moment.

The inexhaustible silver thread stayed in the air for a few seconds, and then it turned into a sky full of fine sand and fell down, as if hundreds of billions of stars were shattered, and the two of them seemed to be wandering in the Milky Way.

Guan Qing raised his head slightly, looking at the sky with scattered silver lines, his soft black hair brushed against his thin and pale cheeks, and countless starlight fell into those eyes, which were unusually bright and moving.

Xiao Qi's heart was beating uncontrollably at that moment, and he accidentally pressed the soft flesh of the back of Guan Qing's neck, and kissed him under the starlight.

The second his lips touched, Guan Qing suddenly lowered his head and looked at the compass as if nothing had happened: "That thing can't go far, we'd better capture it while it's injured, or else the petty eyes of this foreign god might be caught. Come back after recovering and retaliate."

Xiao Qi's face turned dark, she bowed her head and kissed him persistently, and whispered: "Baby, don't say such spoiling things at this time. Come on, open your mouth, my husband wants to go in."

"Crack" the cold compass blocked Xiao Qi's mouth, Guan Qing said coldly, "Dear business, do you want to be swallowed into the snake's stomach again and bathe in digestive juice?"

Xiao Qi: "..."

Xiao Qi rubbed a ball of tobacco and stuffed it all into his mouth, trying to calm himself down.

It's not that he didn't realize that after coming out of the belly of the snake god, Guan Qing's whole person became different from before.After entering the snake's belly, Xiao Qi's memory was incomplete. He vaguely remembered that he had spent a very long time, but his memory of that time was very vague, and he couldn't come up with a general idea after thinking hard for a long time.

Guan Qing seemed to see through Xiao Qi's contemplation, sneered twice, put away the compass, took a piece of talisman paper, randomly folded a paper crane, and reached out to touch Xiao Qi.

Xiao Qi blocked it unhappily: "I tell you, don't take advantage of it, I am a decent person."

This guy still regrets that he didn't get married just now, the corner of Guan Qing's mouth twitched, and under Xiao Qi's "blocking" with great effort, he forcibly took out a cinnabar pen from his pocket, and touched the paper crane's eyes.

The rigid paper crane flapped its wings in an instant, croaked, and flew into the sky like a sharp arrow.

When Guan Qing returned the brush to Xiao Qi, his thoughts moved, and he drew a few strokes on Xiao Qi's forehead as quickly as lightning.

He moved so fast that Xiao Qi didn't realize it for a while, he was stunned for a moment, and then flew into a rage: "You have a face, Guan Xiaoqing! If you dare to pluck the hair on the tiger's head, is it itchy skin or the chrysanthemum? Are you in a hurry?" What was written on my head?!"

Guan Qing put the pen into Xiao Qi's pocket with a "Oh Huo", and smiled at him: "Wang, bastard's wang~"

So Xiao Qi finally couldn't bear it any longer, and grabbed Guan Qing, pressed him on his knee and rubbed him for a while.

Guan Qing didn't expect that in broad daylight, this man really dared to touch his hands. When Xiao Qi pulled off his pants, he finally had a premonition that something was wrong. He struggled and shouted: "Xiao Qi, you fucking want to die, don't you?!"

Xiao Qili was bold and confident: "Death under the peony flower is also romantic!"

Guan Qing's physical strength was as weak as a chicken in front of Xiao Qi, he struggled twice, but did not do anything to Xiao Qi, and ended up with cramps in his legs.

Xiao Qi pinched the hollow of his leg with a smirk, causing Guan Qing's legs to go limp and numb for a while: "Your leg is not good, you have to practice hard in the future, or else it will go limp after a while."

Guan Qing was stunned by his brazenness.

Xiao Qi chuckled, and pulled off his belt.

"Master Qi!!!"

The paper crane that just flew out went round and round and came back again, bringing a group of people to run wildly. The one who ran the most happily was Luo Ying, who screamed like a pig who had been killed: "Seventh Lord!!! Brother Guan!!! Woohoo, you guys are still alive! Uh... sorry, did I bother you?"

A few minutes later, Guan Qing pulled the corner of his clothes like a normal person, grabbed a handful of hair, and said calmly, "It's just in time for you to come. I was still wondering how to find you in such a big mountain?"

Xiao Qi took the thermos cup from Luo Ying and passed it to Guan Qing.

Guan Qing took it from his hand naturally, took a few sips, and politely said "thank you" to Xiao Qi.

Xiao Qi calmly poured a few mouthfuls of water into the thermos.

If you don't look at Guan Qing's bright red ears, his performance can be regarded as flawless.

Even if there is a flaw, Luo Ying and Ye Jing can only pretend that they didn't see it, and they can't ask Guan Qing and the others in surprise: "You two are very interesting, are you still interested in field battles in such a cold day?"

After asking, I am afraid that Guan Qing will die with them and die together.

Ye Jing put his hands in his pockets and walked ahead to guide them like he was strolling at home: "That night Mohu Luojia suddenly appeared and devoured you and disappeared in place, because we haven't figured out this kind of foreign god until now. I didn't find you until now." He solemnly apologized to Guan Qing, "As the initiator of this trip, it was my fault for not protecting you well. I will make a formal review to the higher authorities later. We will also apply for additional subsidies for you.”

Guan Qing said that she is safe and sound, and Ye Jing doesn't need to feel too sorry: "If you really feel bad, you can apply for more subsidies. I have always wanted to buy a courtyard house in Yancheng. Did you know that is the piece of land under the root of the imperial city?" , holding a pearl in the mouth of a dragon, the feng shui is too good to say anything, I like it very much!"

Ye Jing was silent for a moment: "I'll try my best to get it, but it won't work. I'll let my dad talk about it, maybe it will work."

Guan Qing was very surprised: "Dear, you are actually the second generation of officials, dear."

Ye Jing quickly denied it: "No, no, I'm really not the second generation of officials, but my father has a wide range of connections and likes to make friends of all kinds of religions, maybe he can find a relationship to set up a small courtyard for you. By the way, they also went to Changbai Mountain yesterday. You can see me later." He glanced at Xiao Qi who was asking Luo Ying about something, and said in a low voice, "When you meet my parents later, you'd better watch Xiao Qi, don't let him talk to me. Get in touch with Dad more."

Guan Qing became nervous by him, and lowered his voice: "Why?"

Ye Jing's expression was indescribable: "Anyway, I have a premonition that nothing good will happen if they touch each other. Brother, believe me, I have never missed my sixth sense since I was a child, and I am optimistic about your Xiao Daqi."

Guan Qing nodded in confusion: "Oh, okay."

Ye Jing patted him on the shoulder heavily, and then changed the subject very naturally: "By the way, do you know why Mohu Luojia only came to you?"

For a while, Guan Qing was still thinking about who Ye Jing's father was, who actually made the deputy director of the dignified fourth office so close to the enemy. After a while, he realized "ah", looked at Ye Jing and blinked: "You Why do you think it came after me, and didn't it come after Xiao Qi and implicate me by the way? Or it targeted both of us at the same time?"

Ye Jing smiled, and walked leisurely with his hands in his pockets on the muddy trail with dead branches in the forest: "I said that my sixth sense is very accurate, I think that snake god is here to find you. You are his goal, and only you have what he wants."

"Oh, is that so?" Guan Qing also laughed, his smile was very different from Ye Jing's sunny and free-spirited smile, the corners of his eyes were slightly raised, there was a trace of mockery, a trace of deep meaning, and a trace of cunning that only old foxes could have. , "Since your intuition is so accurate, then guess for yourself why it came to me."

The two showed a smile that only the other could understand.

"What are you talking about?" Xiao Qi suddenly intervened in the conversation between the two, and vigilantly separated Guan Qing and Ye Jing with his body.

Guan Qing said coldly: "Our sisters are talking about whispers between girlfriends, why are you a stinky man interrupting?"

Xiao Qi: "..."

Ye Jing: "..."

Xiao Qi squinted at Ye Jing: "Sister flower?"

Ye Jing raised her hands in surrender: "I personally think that it is extremely immoral for a husband and wife to quarrel and involve outsiders."

Xiao Qi gave him a look of knowing you, and looked at Guan Qing: "You..."

Guan Qing didn't wait for him to speak, and said impatiently: "Okay, okay, let me tell you, I was discussing with him in such a cold day, why didn't your penis freeze off just now!"

"..." Xiao Qi calmly said, "Because it's hard."

Guan Qing: "..."