Seance [crossing]

With the lingering fear of the dream still in her mind, A Miao turned off the alarm in a sullen manner, then lazily yawned and stretched, knowing that she must have had such a dream last night because she stayed up late last night to read the novel.The ending of the dream was really not happy, so Ah Miao could only slander a few words in her stomach, saying "a boy who is not worthy of the second", "at least he became a hero once" and "adults don't count the faults of villains", and then dawdled Rubbing on clothes.

Remembering that there was old man Yuan's "Theory of Folklore Culture" course at [-]:[-] this morning, my mood suddenly fell to the bottom, and I wished I could fall back on the bed and fall asleep with my head covered.This old man Yuan's class is notoriously boring in their folklore department, he can read from the beginning of the lecture to the end of the get out of class without panting.The content of the class is mostly theory and half data, and half of the students can lie down after half the class.But the old man can still shake his head and entertain himself while giving lectures, turning a blind eye to the listless state of the people in the class.

Urged by her roommate, A Miaofang reluctantly moved up from the bed. Brushing your teeth and washing your face were done within 5 minutes, and then you grabbed a piece of bread and stuffed it in your mouth for breakfast, while casually stuffing the books related to "Cultural Studies" arranged by old man Yuan last week into the handbag.Then his eyes inadvertently glanced at the unfinished "Three Realms" on the desk, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Ha, today's "Cultural Studies" has something to do!"

The friend on the side yelled again, and Ah Miao hurriedly unplugged the phone that had been charged for less than 5 minutes, glanced at the battery that showed 70.00% power left, and silently prayed: "Little Apple, you But you must hold on, whether you can get the 5 yuan treasure today depends entirely on you!"

This time, when Ah Miao and Jiyou got out of the dormitory building, they looked up at the sky, only to see that the sky is dark and cloudy today, as if the Lord of Heaven has not yet woken up.Between the clouds, there are also bursts of electric light.The two hesitated at the entrance of the corridor of the dormitory, anticipating that it would rain. A Miao stuffed the handbag into the arms of Jiyou and said, "Wait, I'll go up and get the umbrella. My umbrella is big enough to cover both of us." , Yan Biren has flown forward.Not long after, I saw A Miao coming downstairs with a long-handled black umbrella tucked in her hand.

Jiyou smiled when he saw it, and said, "The iron tip of your umbrella head is too sharp, it looks like a lightning rod, and it's almost the same as a lightning rod."

A Miao shrugged when she heard the words: "It's fine if you can use it."

Afterwards, the two hurried to the classroom, stepping on the class bell, and saw that the classroom was crowded with people, and the classroom was already crowded with people, and the last four rows were golden thrones, and even an ant couldn't squeeze in.A Miao and Jiyou had to sit in the two vacant seats at the front of the middle row, exactly one in front and one behind.

A Miao glanced at the fat body of old man Yuan in the corridor outside the door, swayed into the classroom, turned around to look around the crowd, and saw that everyone was listless and pale, and no one seemed to be willing Being dragged out of the quilt early in the morning to listen to old man Yuan chanting scriptures.It can be seen that this "Theory of Folklore Culture" is a basic theoretical course of their department, no matter which direction it is, it is a compulsory course, and the credits are many courses.The old man Yuan who taught the class is called "the master of folklore" by the academic circles and "living fossil" by the students. His classes must be arranged every Monday morning, from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-]. On the day of waking up, the students experienced an academic baptism that was worse than death.

Before that, Ah Miao, like all the beings beside her, survived Monday's purgatory with a look of indifference and indifference, but today is not what it used to be.Because of the task assigned by old man Yuan last week, everyone has a reference list of must-read books, densely listing hundreds of academic monographs from top to bottom, so that all sentient beings can go to the library to borrow them for answering questions after class.At first, Ah Miao didn't take this matter to heart, and kept dawdling until last weekend, when she suddenly remembered it.Hurried to the library, squeezed past the ubiquitous academic masters in the hall, and scrambled to find a few books that were borrowed by others and put them on.And it was at that time that he accidentally discovered the fantasy novel "Three Realms" he was reading now.

Remembering that old man Yuan will talk about the tribal cultural fusion during the Yellow Emperor's battle with Chi You next week, Ah Miao is full of reluctance. There is nothing to talk about cultural fusion. It is better to read fantasy novels. At least you can watch the protagonists fight and hang out. .Then Ah Miao borrowed "Three Realms" and stayed up late last night to read half of it, preparing to continue in class.

A Miao dragged a few reference books out of her handbag and piled them on the table, spread out one of the thickest "A Brief History of Culture", stood it upright on the table to block her eyes.He took out his phone again, clicked on the "Xiu Xian" mobile game app, turned off the music, and asked the protagonist to meditate and practice.Today is the fifth anniversary of Xiuxian's opening server. The boss of the game showed mercy, and every player in the test server sent [-] ingots. For non-r players like Ah Miao, it can be said to be a blessing from God, a rare opportunity in a century to make money.The opportunity to improve life is on this day, and Ah Miao plans to stay on standby for a day until she receives the ingot.This time I saw that the chat area on the interface was already very lively, and there were not a few people who had the same intentions as him.A Miao took a few glances, then put the mobile phone behind the erected "A Brief History of Culture", immersed herself in "Three Realms", and continued to fight.

The old man Yuan, who was sitting half paralyzed in front of the podium, was talking about the battle of the Yellow Emperor Chiyou in ancient times. He talked about the cultural integration of the Huaxia clan after the battle of Zhuolu. Transformation environment is simply admirable.During this period, Ah Miao looked up from the novel in his hand occasionally, listening to a few words of the professor's chatter like a sea of ​​shells, and taking a pen to write down a few key points in his notes.At this point, Ah Miao almost worshiped himself, listening to lectures and reading novels, the highest state of mind and dual use is nothing more than this!

After that, Ah Miao squinted at the phone screen, and saw that the chat area of ​​the test server had already exploded. The boss of the test server arrived, and a group of players who had dived in the past erupted: "Long live the boss!" "The boss is here, everyone!" Hurry up and send flowers!" "Boss, I can't play anymore, let's send some ingots." "Boss ingots! I want to inherit partners!"... A Miao shook her head when she saw it, and stared intently at the job as soon as she was paid. Ah Yu, a flatterer, turned his eyes back to the book, browsing the content of the novel at a glance, and occasionally glanced at the movement in the chat area.

I don't know how long it has passed, but the content of A Miao's book is at its climax. I saw in the book that the prince of China, who is the protagonist, was captured by a group of fake mothers from the daughter country when he was passing through the daughter country, and forced to change into women's clothes. Go to bed with the king.This time, Ah Miao had long forgotten that she was in the classroom, and when she read this, she burst into laughter, and couldn't help laughing out loud.At the same time, a dazzling lightning flashed across the air outside the classroom, followed by rumbling thunder, so no one noticed that A Miao was abnormal.Ah Miao was startled when she first heard this sound, and finally came back to her senses. She raised her head from the book and looked around, only to see that the students around her were all startled by the thunder, while the old man Yuan on the stage was still impassioned, Immersed in the sea of ​​knowledge and ignorance.

Although the bystanders didn't notice A Miao's movements, but the friends sitting in the front row heard A Miao smirking, turned around with a face twitching, and glanced at A Miao, with a capitalized expression of caring for a fool in his eyes, and only thought that this was the case. What kind of daily life of a scumbag is staged?A Miao saw Jiyou looking towards her, and then gave her an innocent smile, only to see the corners of Jiyou's mouth twitching even more, and then turned back silently.

Afterwards, the mobile phone on the table vibrated slightly, and Ah Miao hurriedly leaned over to take a look, and saw that the chat area was very lively at this time, and the screen was swiped by the applause of flowers. It turned out that the 5 yuan treasure for the fifth anniversary had arrived In addition, the boss even mercifully handed out an annual card, which can be described as a pleasant surprise.Seeing this, Ah Miao sang like a turned serf, singing "Little Apple" silently in her heart and shaking her legs, celebrating that she finally had the money to buy pornographic books to learn skills.Unexpectedly, Jiyou in the front row turned back stiffly again, and continued to cast that constipated expression at herself. A Miao was wondering, when Jiyou rolled his eyes and stretched out his hand to hold the book standing in front of him. "A Brief History of Culture" was turned upside down and put away before turning around again.Ah Miao realized that she had turned the book upside down before and didn't know it.

In the following morning, Ah Miao watched "Three Realms" with endless joyful leg shaking, and finished the rest of the cultural studies class. She was still in a daze until the end of the class, and was dragged from the seat by her friend and dragged out of the classroom. classroom.When we walked to the entrance of the teaching building together, we realized that the outside was already raging with strong winds and thunderstorms.

A Miao looked around at the crowd waiting at the entrance of the building without an umbrella, and said triumphantly, "Fortunately, I had the foresight to bring an umbrella, otherwise I will definitely not be able to make it to the cafeteria at noon today!" Squeeze the big pointed umbrella with a lightning rod under the umbrella with your friends, and leave behind the envious crowd without umbrellas, and walk away.

On the way to the cafeteria, the rain was getting heavier, watering the ground like a curtain of water, even blurring the sight of passers-by.Along the way, Ah Miao staggered under an umbrella, didn't pay attention to the road, and was busy talking about his ambitions after receiving the 5 yuan treasure, which made the two of them almost bump into the electric poles on the side of the road several times.

The friend beside him rolled his eyes, glanced at the sign with the words "high voltage, be careful to avoid" hanging on a utility pole that he narrowly avoided just now, and said in his heart: "Walk with this guy, Miao, and you will die sooner or later."

Thinking like this, Ji You only said that it is more reliable to use an umbrella to see the way.As soon as he took the umbrella handle from A Miao, he felt an inexplicable numbness in his hand.Then I saw a flash of white light in the sky, like a bolt of lightning strikes under my feet. For a moment, Jiyou only felt a piece of snow in his vision, and he couldn't distinguish anything.At the same time, there was a sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.After 1 minute, the line of sight returned to normal, and there was no one within two meters around, only Miao's handbag and mobile phone fell into the puddle on the ground at his feet.And Ah Miao, who was still chattering beside her just now, has disappeared...

The author has something to say:

I wrote this for the sake of character creation (students change their faces and strive to become stronger), and the other is because such phenomena do exist in life.

Good kids should take this as a warning, study hard, and don’t imitate~~