[Comprehensive] Jiu Tun's father teaches you how to be a demon

After Yato said that he couldn't use gourds as a weapon with the talent like him, Shuten-douji snorted coldly, and changed back to his original form when the gourd fell beside him, Yato watched in cold sweat after Shuten-douji picked up the gourd Yetou wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and opened his mouth after a while, no matter what, he still couldn't use a gourd as a weapon.

"I can do it, why can't you?" Jiu Tun Doji looked at him and said, "Or are you despising my ghost gourd?"

"Don't dare!" Yato yelled quickly and shook his head, expressing that he absolutely didn't have such an idea, "I'm just not as powerful as Mr. Suzuki, so I can't control such a powerful weapon. Mr. Suzuki is so powerful, but I can't match it at all." It's on." Yato hurriedly flattered.

Probably because he felt that what Yato said was reasonable, and he himself felt that it was impossible for this idiot, Yato, to know such a great weapon as a gourd. With a 'cut' sound, Shuten-douji looked at Yato with disdain, and then transformed into a weapon again. It's just that this time it's no longer a gourd, but has the same appearance as that knife. The only difference is that the knife he transformed into has a tip, and the tip of that knife has been broken.

The power of the artifact that Shuten-douji turned into was not only slightly higher than other artifacts, but with this artifact, he could easily drive away the crazy demons around him. Later gods expressed their gratitude to Yato, and After paying five yuan for him, Jiu Tun looked at Yato with a silly smile on his face, and sighed, this silly child who is easily satisfied.

Finally, he settled down here, and Yato began to think about making money. Just like Shuten-douji said, relying on his followers to build a shrine for him is simply a fantasy, so he decided that he must save money by himself. Enough money, then build a beautiful shrine!At that time, he... Shuten-douji looked at Yato standing there and giggled non-stop, poked his body, and found that although he was still in the state of a soul, it was more solid than before, probably, he could drink.

"Hey, Yato, I want to drink, go buy some wine for me." Shuten Doji floated in front of Yato, his long red hair was no longer as motionless as before, and moved a little with the wind. Yato looked at Jiu Tun's dangling red hair, nodded subconsciously, and when he finally realized what he had promised, his whole body stiffened instantly, he turned his neck savagely, and said: "Mr. Suzuki, what did you just say?"

"I want to drink." Jiu Tuntong repeated impatiently: "Go buy wine for me, you agreed just now."

Yetou held his mouth and looked at Jiu Tun, then at the money in his arms, and finally shouted out, "The money I saved!"

Even though the heartache was unspeakable, Yato still went to buy wine for Shuten-douji, because humans couldn't see him, so he exchanged some with the gods with the saved money, watching Shuten-douji drink While drinking, he complained that the wine was not good, Yato sniffled, secretly took the cup next to him and poured some for himself, then drank it in one gulp.Shuten-douji looked at him with a half-smile, and sure enough, the next moment, Yato spit out all the wine with a puff.

"It's so spicy!" Yato walked away from the wine for three meters in an instant, looking at this thing as if he was looking at some monster.

Jiu Tun-douji raised the corners of his mouth, it was his first time drinking to be bored.

Let's not talk about this, although Yato has settled down in Tokyo, Yato's popularity is too low, so he seriously discusses countermeasures with Shuten-douji, Shuten-douji snorted coldly, still drinking his own wine , Yato not only admires Jiu Tun even more, but also can drink such a nasty thing like this.

In the end, Yato made a plan for himself, that is, to distribute leaflets and put up small advertisements, to make his name resound throughout Tokyo. When he was elated, he poured a layer of cold water on him and said, "Where do you get these things? My uncle sees that you can't even get paper." He didn't even look at how poor he was.

Sure enough, when Yato heard Shuten-douji say this, he squatted on the ground and drew circles, the dark light shone on him, looking quite sad.

Shuten-douji looked at Yato, then slowly floated back into the sword and went to sleep.He is the King of Hundred Demons, and he is best at being a leader. Don't ask him about such business matters. He doesn't know anything. Ibaraki-douji and Hoshikuma-douji are in charge of finances. Thinking of Ibaraki-douji, Shuten-douji is still a little worried. I don't know if this guy will search for Fengxue all over the world after knowing that Fengxue and the human world are connected?

Shuten-douji, who fell into a dream again, looked at the surrounding environment, and sure enough, he came to Huangquan again. The monster he cared about was sitting there. Several times, Shuten-douji saw the same expression on Ibaraki-douji, without the slightest smile , Just sitting like this and looking at the cloudy sky, as if if you keep looking like this, you can see a world completely different from Huangquan, Shuten-douji walked over and sat next to him, and looked at the sky with him.

After a while, Ibaraki-douji turned his head to look in Shuten-douji's direction, and whispered, "Is that my friend Shuten? Are you here? But I can't see you."

Ibaraki persistently looked at the empty air and talked about his affairs one by one, telling his thoughts about his best friend, and a smile appeared on his face again. Shuten-douji listened to his words and wanted to tell him that you should Slightly to the right, you're looking at my shoulder.

Finally, Ibaraki Doji sighed, "Goddess Huangquan told me when she left that she would grant me a wish, so I may be able to find you soon, but I don't know when Goddess Huangquan will come back, Jiu Tun my friend Ah, I miss you so much."

Shuten-douji stood up, looked at him with a smile, then walked in front of him, hugged him, and whispered in his ear: "Yes, we will meet soon, and my uncle will miss you too. There is a way, just be patient." Even though he knew that Ibaraki Doji could neither feel nor hear, he did so subconsciously, and in these strange worlds, only this demon followed him so hard.

Ibaraki-douji raised his head as if aware of it, the eyes of the two monsters met, Shuten-douji poked Ibaraki-douji's horn with his hand, Ibaraki-douji was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand to cover his own horn, then, it seemed that he thought of What, Ibaraki Doji smiled.

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After a few days of Yetou's garbage promotion, he really received a few wishes, and after trying to complete them, they were all touched by humans, but this time the wish he received was not from humans, but from gods .

Tenjin still had a smile on his face, and made a wish with a five-yuan coin. Yato put the coin away with bright eyes, patted his chest and said there was no problem, and then began to talk about his wish to Shuten. There was a lot of ramblings, Shuten-douji looked at Yato's stupid look, but finally couldn't hold back, slapped Yato on the head, and slapped him directly into the ground, Shuten smiled, and then Back in the knife.

The god's request is that Yato can return to the battlefield to find a human, a little girl. The little guy used to be his believer, but he left three years ago. At this time, he suddenly received the cry of the little girl. , This voice comes from the battlefield.Regarding this battlefield, the gods in Tokyo silently ignored it, because it was not within their jurisdiction, but the gods were really worried, so they thought of Yato.

Yato is good, he was originally born there, and he is very familiar with the environment there, and he also has a big killer in his hand, an artifact transformed from a pure sword spirit, so there is no need to worry about him being in danger at all, and It's very cheap, five yuan is enough, this is simply a great candidate, so the gods immediately invited Yato over, and Yato was the same as always, as long as there is a request, he will agree to all requests and make money.

Returning to the battlefield after a month, still in that familiar environment, Shuten-douji felt quite nostalgic after a long absence.In the Heian-kyo era, human beings and Onmyoji confronted each other, and fierce battles would occur from time to time. Shuten-doji was no longer familiar with this kind of war, but the world of games and Natsume was so peaceful that he suddenly experienced a Combat will feel unaccustomed.

The war is still going on, but it has slowly begun to have the meaning of a truce, and it is no longer the case that there are corpses everywhere. They passed the battlefield where Shuten Doji stayed. It was abandoned, but the strong smell of blood in the air is still so strong, and the black and red on the ground are still so obvious.

They came too late, the little girl was already dead, her body was in a small stone hole, but half of her head fell out of the hole, this is a posture of wanting to see if there are enemies outside but her head was cut off, Yato carried her out He picked up the little girl's body, and then put the half of the head back together. Looking at the little girl who was still terrified after she died, he lowered his head and said, "That's why I hate war."

What's the point of war?It just kills innocent people.

They buried the little girl in the ground, and Yato moved a small flower that was blooming brightly on it. Shuten-douji turned his head and looked into the distance. No matter whether it is a human or a demon, they all have the same attitude towards the cub. , That is, you can't hurt the defenseless cubs. Doing this is something that everyone and demons despise. This is an unspoken rule on the surface, and it is also something they all agree on.

"I want to know who killed her." Yato said this, without the usual liveliness in his words.

"Go." Shuten-douji waved his hand, "It's best not to let go of his soul."