The long road to chasing husband

Xiaoxuanzi: Now let's start husband and wife...uh...I still don't know how many questions.

Nangong Muchen & Xiao Qingze: It's rare that he didn't talk so much nonsense this time.

Xiaoxuanzi: Cough, cough, cough, the lighting engineer is in place, the sound engineer is in place, the cameramen are assembled, the microphones are ready, the director station is already hungry, and the host is impatient, please put the microphone on Put it in their mouths and tell your stories.

Nangong Muchen & Xiao Qingze: Why do you still remember this passage ⊙▽⊙! ! !Can you throw out this second-hand product that has never been normal?

Xiaoxuanzi: Maybe it was because I was beaten too many times last time, so I was so impressed.Okay, wait, why did you say exactly the same thing as those two guys last time!Forget it, let’s get down to business, and then we’ll get married... Forget it, let’s start like this.Xiaoxuanzi, hereinafter referred to as Xuan; Nangong Muchen, hereinafter referred to as Xiaomuzi; Xiao Qingze, hereinafter referred to as Xiaozeze.

Nangong Muchen & Xiao Qingze: What the hell?

Xiaoxuanzi: Just kidding!

(Nangong Muchen, hereinafter referred to as Mu; Xiao Qingze, hereinafter referred to as Ze)

1. What are your names, please?

Ze: Xiao Qingze.

Wood: Nangong Muchen, or Mu Chen, or Mu Chen.May I ask, are you using the homonym directly?How can you save trouble so much?

Xuan: Are you talking nonsense?

Ze: Mu Chen, you should not count on this bastard who often owes his IQ.

Xuan: What did you say? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴

Mu: Not only IQ arrears but also deaf! →_→

2. What are the ages of the two of you?

Ze: 25, right?Anyway, that bastard never took my age seriously.

Xiao Xuanzi covered his face in shame and ran away.

Mu: I will be eighteen soon.

Xuan: So are you an adult or a minor? (looks horrified)

Mu: According to ancient times, my age allows marriage, and I have already performed the crown ceremony.According to modern times, I can be considered an adult, and you don't need to explain to me if you have checked the law yourself.Wait, why am I looking at modern times?

Xuan: Because it's stupid.Ahhh!I am stupid, I am stupid! (Xiao Xuanzi with bruised nose and swollen eyes)

3. What is your gender?

Wood: Male.

Ze: Male.

Xuan: Oh. (Deliberately making an expression of sudden realization.)

Mu & Ze: Are you looking for a fight? (ノ｀Д)ノ (Gearing up, eager to try)

4. What is your personality like?

Mu: It's okay, but sometimes he is silent.Anyway, my master said I was cold by nature.

Xuan: Naturally cold, naturally cold, naturally cold...

Mu: Are you a repeater?

Xuan: No, it's just that important things are said three times, Xiao Qingze, did you hear clearly?

Ze (ignoring some bastard): He is kind to those close to him, but cruel to his enemies.

Xuan: Why do I feel that what you two are talking about is not character at all?

Mu: Stop talking nonsense, next question! (Slap a certain second-hand product flying)

Xuan: (╥﹏╥) Can you still play happily?This is the fourth question! (trying to climb back)

5. In your eyes, what is the personality of the other party?

Wood: fierce and decisive, but also very gentle.

Ze: Very good, but sometimes it can drive people to death.

Xuan (picking his nose): I think you are enjoying it.

Ze: So what? (￣へ￣)

Xuan: A mouthful of dog food.

6. Where did the two meet for the first time?when?

Mu: Chenghong Palace, the first time I went to Chenghong Palace.

Xuan: Where is Chenghong Palace? (*／ω＼＊)

Ze: Main hall.

Xuan (with a look of pity): Why not a bedroom?

Xiao Xuanzi, who was smashed against the wall in an instant and couldn't get it off: We... proceed to... the next question. (I can't afford to interview people with high martial arts skills! This is the sixth question! Tears streaming down my face!)

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Wood: Grumpy.

Ze: Disobedient to discipline.

Xuan: Why don't I remember that I wrote a story about two people who met each other and then found each other inexplicably?

Ze: This is clearly set by you, okay? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Xuan: Is it so difficult for you to admit that you fell in love with someone at first sight? ←_← It’s not that I haven’t admitted it. →_→

8. What do you like about the other party?

Wood: I like them all.

Ze: Well, I like them all.

Xuan: I like how frank and unaffected you are. (Smile (づ￣3￣)づ)

9. What do you hate about each other?

Wood: None.

Xuan: Have you never had it?

Wood: Yes.

Ze: None.

Xuan: I don't know who said that the other party was not pleasing to the eye at first.

10. Do you think you have a good sex with each other?

Wood: Very good.

Ze: Very good.

11. How do you call each other?

Wood: Young Master, Qing Ze.

Ze: Mu Chen, Mu Chen, Muchen.

Xuan: It really reads exactly the same. (cover your face and run away_(:з」∠)_)

Mu: Indeed, you, a creature whose IQ balance is often insufficient, cannot be counted on.

Xuan: I wish I had an IQ when I coded!

Mu: Have you forgotten the stupid thing you did a few days ago!An hour!Do you still remember?An hour!

Xuan: People are hard to break down. _(:з」∠)_

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Wood: Mu Chen.Muchen can do it too.

Xuan: That? (╥╯^╰╥)

Mu: Take a look at me!

Xuan (the blood tank is empty and trying to return to the blood): Xiao Qingze, how about you?

Ze: Qingze.

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Wood: Tsundere cat.

Xuan (doubting his ears): Huh?

Mu: It's that kind of cute cat. ((>^ω^<)meow)

Xuan: Why do I feel different from what you just said?

Ze: Muppet cat.

Xuan (has begun to doubt life): Huh?

Ze: Among the cats I like, they are the most handsome.

Xuan: You can't take chances just because I'm going to write about Mao Mao in my next article. (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Mu: What is that Erha howling?Shall we throw him out?

Ze: In fact, he can also be a cat, an orange cat, or the one that competes with an elephant.

Xuan: ╥﹏╥ has nothing to do with me!Obviously discussing your problems!

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, what would you give?

Xuan: You don't need to answer. Both of you don't need anything, just pack yourselves and send them over.

Mu & Ze: ...

15. So what gift do you want for yourself?

Wood: See the title above.

Ze: See the above question.

Xuan: It's easy. (⊙o⊙)

16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Xuan: Is there any?Skip if not.

Wood: None.

Ze: None.next question.

17. What is your problem?

Mu: Uh(⊙o⊙)...

Xuan: It’s okay, I like to play Missing. (pick nose)

Ze: Worry about gains and losses.

Xuan: It's not your fault, it's his fault! (^_^)/(T_T)

18. What is the opponent's fault?

Wood: None.

Ze: None.

Xuan: You two discussed it in advance, right?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, these two people are simply... forget it, they are not blind, after all, they are both outstanding!

19. What kind of things does the other party do that make you feel unhappy?

Mu: In order to protect me, don't tell me anything.

Ze: Same.

Xiao Xuanzi with a face full of dog food: It really is a different kind of show of affection. (Being photographed flying and crawling back.)

20. What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Mu: Contradict him.

Ze: I'm not angry.

Mu: Then when did you get angry?

Xuan: How did a person like you escape from the singles group?This unscientific!You are stupid!It was the time when you went on a mission without your life! (Being photographed by Nangong Muchen again, struggling to climb back.)

Ze: Those two times that nearly killed him.

Mu: I'm not angry, really.

Ze: Then there should be no more, right?

Wood: Yes yes. (loyal dog shape)

Xuan: Nangong Muchen, please pay attention, put away that big tail behind you, what I wrote is not loyal dog attack!

21. How far is your relationship?

Mu: Lovers?Husband and wife?

Xiao Qingze blushed. o(*////▽////*)q

Xuan (gossip face): I just did everything I should and should not do, right?

Intermission, reason: host Xiaoxuanzi was slapped flat on the wall and couldn't get off, and was being practiced with Nangong Muchen and Xiao Qingze as targets _(:з」∠)_.

22. Where did two people meet for the first time?

Wood: Did you write that the two of us are officially dating? (ノ｀Д)ノ

Xuan: Going out to play during the Chinese New Year is barely counted, right?And you spend a lot of time alone.How about leaving the cabinet together for the first time? (guilt)

Ze (cold face): I have no impression that you wrote it.

Xiaoxuanzi running away at the speed of light (please don't remind me of the fact that I'm too fat to run).

23. How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Mu: If the Chinese New Year date counts as a date, it's fine.

Ze: Well, very good.

24. How far has it progressed?

Wood: Uh...

Xiao Qingze who silently pulled out the Chang'an sword.

Xiaoxuanzi: If you have something to say, you have something to say, a gentleman does not move his hands, ah ah ah!Wrong, wrong, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands.

25. Where do you often go to date?

Wood: Uh...

Ze: ...

Xuan: I'll face the wall and think for a while. (╥╯^╰╥)

26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Mu: Stay with him and cook delicious food for him.

Ze: Give him the best of everything I can give him.

Xuan: I'm a single dog, I can't understand anything... (singing with tone deafness)

27. Which of the two confessed first?

Wood: Is it me?

Ze: Uh, could it be me?

Xuan: It was quite late for the two of you to officially confess your love.This is my fault.Give yourself a contemptuous little look. ←_←

28. How much do you like each other?

Mu: If there is an afterlife, I will continue to look for him.

Ze: No matter what he becomes, he is still my only one.

Xiaoxuanzi, who had goosebumps all over the floor: Caring for single dogs is everyone's responsibility. QQ

29. So, do you love each other?

Xuan: Skip this question, I refuse to eat dog food, hiccup, hold on.

30. What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Mu: I feel like I won't be able to understand what he says, especially when he calls me by my name.

Xuan: He calls your name every day.

Ze: Each other each other.

Xuan: As the number one young hero in the Jianghu and the young master of the Qilin Pavilion, what are your strengths?Forget it, what is backbone?Can it be eaten as a meal?Continue to be spineless and support you. ＼（￣︶￣）／

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Xuan: The major premise is not true, skip it.

32. Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?

Xuan: Skip, next question.

33. What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Xuan: The two of you are basically glued together by 502. It doesn't exist. Next question.

34. The other party's sexy expression?

Xuan: There should be a wretched expression at this moment.Why do I do this every time?Wait, ah, bah bah bah, did I expose something again? _(:з」∠)_

Wood: I won't tell you this kind of thing.

Ze: Changan is out of the sheath, you choose a place to poke.

Xuan: My heart refuses ⊙﹏⊙|||.

35. When two people are together, when do you feel your heart beat faster?

Mu: Should I shoot you to death or the next question?

Xuan: Next question, next question, next question.

36. Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Mu: We are very happy together.

Ze: together.

Xuan: →_→I wish you happiness ←_← (from the resentment of a single dog)

37. Have you ever had a fight?

Wood: Yes.

Ze: Yes.

38. What are the quarrels?

Mu: I am determined to carry out the task, but he is afraid that something will happen to me and he will not let me go.

Xuan: This quarrel made me eat dog food.

39. How did you reconcile afterwards?

Mu: After the explanation is clear, we will be reconciled.

Ze: I regretted it after the quarrel.

Xuan: Momo, it's not your fault, it's that bastard who made you angry on purpose. (T_T)\(^-^)

40. Do you still hope to be lovers with each other after reincarnation?

Wood: Yes.

Ze: Yes.

Xuan: Why does this question look familiar to me?It's my illusion, it must be.

41. When do you feel loved?

Wood: All the time after I knew he loved me.

Ze: Yes.

Xuan: Although I really want you two to leave, but for the safety of my life, the next question.

42. How do you express your love?

Wood: to accompany.Think what he thinks, think what he thinks, like what he likes, worry about what he worries about, love what he loves, hate what he hates, need what he needs, ask what he wants.

Xuan: I suddenly started to adopt a literary style, and I was a little uncomfortable.

Ze: Stay with him and give him the best.

Xuan: The cold dog food was slapped randomly on the face, the warm tears mixed with the dog food, the color in front of my eyes was suddenly covered up, your dog food was ruthlessly wandering around, you were like an executioner who betrayed me, I My stomach seems to be stuffed hard with dog food, who would be willing to accept the most painful accident with love on dog food... (singing with incomplete tone)

43. When will the other party make you feel "he doesn't love me anymore"?

Xuan: Let me answer for you two, no.

44. ​​What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Wood: Lily.

Xuan: A happy marriage for a hundred years?

Ze: Lily.

Xuan: Xiao Qingze, don't you think the previous Nangong Muchen looked like a dog's tail grass? (I was photographed flying again, I want to fly higher and go to the sky 〒▽〒)

45. Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Mu: I hid my real identity from him before, but now I don't have it.

Xuan: Nothing was true before you!

Ze: Probably not.

46. ​​Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Wood: None.

Ze: None.

Xuan: It's strange!

47. Is your relationship open or secret?

Mu: Is it public?

Xuan: Yes, but not completely public.Alright, next question.

48. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Wood: Yes.

Ze: Certainly.

Xuan: Isn't this nonsense?Alright, let's start with questions that are not suitable for children.

49. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Wood: attack.

Ze: accept.

Xuan: Hee hee hee, I will never let you succeed in counterattacking.

50. Why did you make such a decision?

Xiao Qingze looked at Xiaoxuanzi.

Xuan: What are you looking at me for? (pretending to be innocent)

Wood: Appearance?ability?physical strength?age?Nothing feels right.

Xuan: Probably only the second-rate author who is convulsed knows. (Looking at the sky and the earth, pretending that it’s not me.)

51. Are you satisfied with the current situation of the two?

Wood: Well, very satisfied.

Ze: Satisfied.

Xuan: That's good.

Xuan: Skip all the rest of the questions about H. Please close the doors and windows, draw the curtains and pull the lights, and solve them by yourself.I am a pure baby.Don't ask me why this passage looks so familiar, it's your illusion. (I resolutely deny that I am a late-stage lazy cancer, I don’t want to talk, I don’t want to type, so I copy and paste.)

Mu: We really can't count on this lazy, late-stage cancer husky with only [-] IQ arrears.

Xuan (rolling up his sleeves): What did you say!What are you stopping me for!Don't stop me!Let me kill him!

Ze: We have no one to stop you.

The cowardly Xiao Xuanzi.ヾ(>Д<;)))).....escape~~

Xuan: Finally, please say something to your lover.

Nangong Muchen and Xiao Qingze held hands and looked at each other.

Xuan: Forget it, let's pull the lights directly. (≧▽≦)//

The author has something to say:

Xiaoxuanzi was suffocated, and finally he could write. 〒▽〒